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If no sucky no worky
>2015
damn, i remember when this was first posted. now, IQfy has become a gorillion generals and reposting stale shit from reddit and twitter.
filter generals and easy bait word like white, aryan, black, Black folk, pajeet and so on, simple as
>filter generals
already do, board is borderline unusable without it. but you still get stale reposted shit like op.
>Cheerleader duties said to include bullying
>buying breakfast, chit-chat and ping pong
No one else there is able to do those things?
The point is to do those things with cute cheerleaders
That sound like a ping pong playing secretary. She's basically a communal secretary, for losers with no personal offices and secretaries.
>I'd love to explain my work to a cutie who pretends to be impressed with what I'm saying.
Go see a prostitute, then. They charge extra for mansplaining.
If American companies did this the workplace so pulled get a test boost
Depends on if I have a realistic chance to frick them or if they're contractually obligated to avoid that.
nah just kidding, I'd love to explain my work to a cutie who pretends to be impressed with what I'm saying.
I think I'm having a stroke
kek
this would never happen in america in 2024
Talking to a woman would ruin my day
go back to your board
Which one?
/r9homosexual/
I'm already on an incel board doe
Is being held hostage by a cute asian woman the ONLY way you'll take a shower?
There's no way I'll take a shower at this point
This but unironically. We have useless women standing around acting important, they’re called PMs.
only if they give routine handholdings and thighjobs
No.
>women at the workplace
This. I can only imagine 1000 ways it could go wrong.
they're not white women
Chink women are even worse
how would that not make everyone feel shitter
Knowing that a woman gives me attention because it's required by contract would make me sick. These are legal prostitutes minus the sex part.
What if it included the s*x part?
>cumdumpsters
Still make me sick. I hate women in general.
What if it was s*x with a man?
>fricken GAY
Sickening. The only acceptable way is to have mutual attraction with a pure maiden whom I will marry and have consensual sex with.
godspeed, pureanon
NGL I would go on a powertrip walking the thin line between flirting and workplace sexual harassment.
i can read chinaman news says cheerleader not opium curtisan
I would be so annoyed if I was trying to work and some prostitute was dancing around the office.
more like the other way around. my social anxieties would skyrocket.
It's WFH if you live at an office
>Do good job
>still don't get to frick Lin Chang
>Jump off of building
>suicide net,jpg
>sent to gulag
>Do good job
>still don't get to frick Lin Chang
>Jump off of building
>suicide net.jpg
>sent to gulag
>forced to break rocks in inner mongolia
>gulag also has cheerleaders
when company is this nice to workers, their parents probably bought their work all the way to paycheck
Only if they stripped and peed on the carpet.
The offices are trying to get you out. I don't know if you've noticed but they cut a lot of employees at many offices. They are moving toward giving employees a laptop with a docking station. They want to have people working from home more.
why not just pay me more?
You know many of those nerds will have massive crushes on the girls and the girls will pretend to like them back, nursing their delusions for monetary gain. It’s like twitch and onlyfans, but those are at least optional, not hoisted upon you this way.
>trying to work while a woman is next to you craving for attention
workplaces in China will become hell
i have my own personalized cheerleader at him, a little anime gif in the corner of my screen
I know women are useless, no need to sell it to me
No, blueballing is torture so they would just be there annoying me. Let me frick them and I would go there.
humiliation ritual
women are the most annoying and stupid morons on earth. there are literally animals that are smarter than women. women belong in the kitchen and that's it. women aren't even worth fricking. WOMEN ARE PROPERTY
only thing that could get me back into the office is a minimum 10% pay raise
10% wouldn't even cover the extra time spent in commute.
Nothing short of fricking PM on the desk would satisfy me.
Only if they bully and tickle me and let me rest my head on their legs after I have my lunch and feel sleepy.
women should not be anywhere near men while theyre working
Used to work at a company which employed office admin girls specifically as "comfort women" for the rest of us guys.
>no sex
>no blowjobs
>no titjobs
>not even a handjob
yeah no i'm staying home
>Would this get you back to office
No, USA companies have done this as long as they have existed. Not called cheerleaders, just trophy bimbos that got hired cuz nice breasts then given a fairly simple job ... that I would still have to help them with, taking up my time so I can't get my jira's closed out. If I send them away, I'm the bad guy cuz mgmt love breasts. If I help them I'm the bad guy cuz I dont get my shit done.
So ... No. Also tired of vendors sending out trophy bimbos to sell me stuff.
Maybe if they hired cute trannies wearing maid outfits.
>programmer's cheerleader
>2028: Japanese companies reportedly hiring prostitutes for breeding rooms
if all hr and other useless positions staffed by women would be replaced with cheerleaders, the world would be a better place.
Find the only person in the picture who probably does at least some work.
>5 woman directors of creativity and nonsense
>2 women dedicated to contracts
>1 man doing all the tech infrastructure
wow
>/misc/ says no pussy no work
>xi says 'have pussy at work'
Hahaha Ching Chong play Ping Pong while sucking Ding Dong
Of course, but only if I get to frick her and they occasionally replace with new goods. Otherwise, interacting with women while working is the most annoying thing. They are stupid, entitled and needy.
Only if I get to have sex with them too.
I am already in the office. Feel great, no more than 8 hrs of worktime per day.
>no maid dress
most of my interactions with women in real life turn out to be negative.
we had this
these were HR / social media managers
some of them show up on tiktok to troll IQfy
they all got fired a year ago
Ceremonial optimism is fake and gay.