You have 100k to launch a cubesat into space
What would you put in the device?
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You have 100k to launch a cubesat into space. What would you put in the device?
You have 100k to launch a cubesat into space
What would you put in the device?
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VPN server and relay
how does your cubesat connect to the internet?
hijacking
how?
Wifi from other satellites
Something solar-powered which transmits the n-word such that it can easily be picked up by consumer radio gear. I'd call it "lil homie-sat".
>Model: Blacktelite N166A #1
>Opening scene to contact
>But the aliens don't get Hitler's broadcast.
>Tfw aliens were racist and we join the galactic union all because of this anon
>Your mum's vibrator
>not gonna stay on orbit
Sorry Starship capacity is maxxed at 100 tons
Dragon Dildo and a bunch of steel buttplugs.
>into space
we never went to space kiddo, put cameras to see in 360 in all directions on the rocket the entire time instead of showing cartoons for proof, Black person
A quantum gyroscope and two cameras to use with telepresence VR.
Hot pockets
(for lunch)
All my porn and a radio so I can blast the planet with my shit taste and drink moralgay tears.
I do that anyways, there's satellites in orbit that bounce back anything you send them.
IDF on break?
ponkos head
Honesty? Well I was thinking about:
> deployable magnetometer
> ISIS deployable VHF/UHF antenna
> Deployable HF antenna, beacon transmitter electronics and VGA camera
> Magnetic ADCS with torquer coils
> Clyde Electronic Power Supply (EPS)
> VHF/UHF communications module
> Pumpkin On-Board Computer (OBC)
> Pumpkin structure
Sounds like a safe bet to me
>ISIS deployable VHF/UHF antenna
Why ur terrorist
>deplorable Magneto
>ISIS deployable AKBAR/PBUH antenna
>HF bacon transmitter
>Magnetic AC/DC single with torquer chorus
>Clyde Electronic Bonnie Supply (EBS)
> Pumpkin
> Pumpkin structure
1U is way too small, i worked on a maksutov telescope that could fit in a 3U, so i guess i say that size is at the proper minimum
always thought that we should mass manufacture 100s of cubesats, with basic but good enough sensors and sent it to any small object of the solar system. Go for the numbers, better than we can do from earth, or earth orbit, yet in the cheap.
think of it as a more general survey, instead of a big scientific mission.
12 gauge shell filled with minnows.
I would put securely shielded hard drives on it, so aliens can one day enjoy masterpieces of intangible cultural heritage like Precure and Ichigo Mashimaro.
i launch a rock and then launder the rest of the money
cum
A readjustable solar sail so that you could keep it flying for decades. Also make it so that the solar sail adds reflected light to the solar cells so that you get extra power.
Add a low jitter clock synced to GPS sats and a radio beacon to send simultaneous signals on several ham bands to estimate ionosphere propagation and also E and F layer analysis.
biggest solar panel and directional antenna i can possibly fit. the rest is a ham radio setup that automatically transmits slurs in every language on every frequency, in that frequency's protocol, at intervals.
>this is the BBC news at te--
Black person
>in--oh, bugger, was that the nigsat again?
Lobotomize a 160+ IQ midget and put him in a capsule with a radio.
If you care enough then add some shielding and parachutes so he can return to earth.