100 strangest celebrity baby names

The richer the parents are, the less likely you are to be teased. Just ask Tallulah, Rumer and Scout.

Something strange seems to happen to your decision-making skills when you’re a celebrity thinking up baby names.

A nice Emily or Sarah or Melissa? Soo not Hollywood. Names like Brian, William or Ken? Yeah, right. Because, apparently, when you’re a big-time star — be it actor, musician, model or athlete — it seems there is a weird-quotient that must be factored in when it comes to your child’s name. Whether you borrow from the supermarket (Apple, Sage, Thyme), an atlas (Bronx, Brooklyn, Memphis) or superhero-sound-alikes (Kal-el, Moxie CrimeFighter, Pilot Inspektor), stars are guaranteeing their offspring will stand out in one way or another.

Here’s a list of the 100 weirdest baby names, in alphabetical order. Hey, the richer the parents are, the less likely you are to be teased. Just ask Tallulah, Rumer and Scout.

  1. Aanisah: Macy Gray and Tracy Hinds (also: Tahmel, Cassius)
  2. Alabama Gypsy Rose: Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings
  3. Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen
  4. Anais: Noel Gallagher and Meg Matthews
  5. Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow (also: Moses)
  6. Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan (also: Schuyler, Sam, Esme)
  7. Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also: Oriole Nebula)
  8. Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
  9. Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
  10. Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
  11. Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor
  12. Barron: Donald Trump and Melania Knauss
  13. Blue Angel: The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan
  14. Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi
  15. Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey and Betty Rainey (also: Rocco Kokopelli)
  16. Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also: Romeo, Cruz)
  17. Bronx Mowgli: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
  18. Buster: Johnny Lee Miller and Michele Hicks
  19. Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also: Sonora Rose, Dashiell)
  20. Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
  21. Cannon: Larry and Shawn King
  22. Caspar: Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn
  23. Chastity: Cher and Sonny Bono (also: Elijah Blue — Cher and Greg Allman)
  24. Coco Riley: Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette
  25. Dandelion: Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg
  26. Denim Cole: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also: Diezel Ky)
  27. Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
  28. Diva Muffin: Frank and Gail Zappa (also: Dweezil, Ahmet and Moon Unit)
  29. Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson
  30. Everly Bear: Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie
  31. Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also: Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie, Little Pixie)
  32. Free: Barbara Hershey and David Carradine
  33. Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
  34. Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
  35. Goldie Priya: Ione Skye and Ben Lee
  36. Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
  37. Harlow Winter Kate: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden (also: Sparrow)
  38. Heaven: Lil’ Mo (also: God’Iss Love Stone)
  39. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates
  40. Hermes: Kelly Rutherford and Daniel Giersch
  41. Holden: Mira Sorvino and Chris Backus
  42. Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
  43. Hud: John Cougar Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (also: Spec Wildhorse)
  44. Ikhyd: M.I.A. and Benjamin Brewer
  45. Indiana: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix (also: Atticus)
  46. Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
  47. Jaz Elle: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
  48. Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer and Gabrielle Salter
  49. Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
  50. Jeronimo: Diego Luna and Camila Sodi
  51. Journey: Jenna Jameson and Tito ORtiz
  52. Kafka: Tommy Lee Jones
  53. Kal-el: Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim
  54. Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
  55. Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
  56. London Emilio: Slash and Perla Ferrar
  57. Lyric: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito (also: Zephyr)
  58. Maddox: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (also: Zahara, Pax, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne)
  59. Marquise: Cent and Shaniqua Tompkins
  60. Mars Merkaba: Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica
  61. Memphis Eve: Bono
  62. Moses Amadeus: Mia Farrow (also: Satchel and Lark Song)
  63. Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn and Emily Jillette (also: Zolten)
  64. Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha: Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa
  65. Ocean: Forest and Keisha Whitaker (also: Sonnet, True, Autumn)
  66. Phinnaeus: Julia Roberts and Daniel Moder (also: Hazel)
  67. Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
  68. Pirate: Jonathan and Deven Davis (also: Zeppelin)
  69. Poet Sienna Rose: Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg
  70. Poppy Honey: Jamie Oliver and Jools Oliver (also: Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom Rainbow)
  71. Prince Michael II/Blanket: Michael Jackson (also: Prince Michael I, Paris Michael)
  72. Puma: Erykah Badu and Tracy Curry (The D.O.C.)
  73. Reignbeau: Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed (also: Freedom)
  74. Rocco: Madonna and Guy Richie
  75. Rocket: Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellan (also: Racer, Rebel, Rogue, Rhiannon)
  76. Rowan: Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy (also: Grier)
  77. Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor (also: Tiger Lily, Lola Daisy)
  78. Ryder: Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson
  79. Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also: Amber Rose, Tallulah Pine)
  80. Sailor Lee: Christie Brinkley, Peter Cook
  81. Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also: Seargeoh)
  82. Satyana: Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof
  83. Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
  84. Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
  85. Snow: Robin Gibb and Claire Yang
  86. Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
  87. Steveanna: Randy and Eliza Jackson
  88. Story Elias: Jenna and Bodhi Elfman
  89. Sunday Rose: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
  90. Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
  91. Tabooger: Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby
  92. Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also: Scout, Rumer)
  93. Thyme: Isaiah and Jenisa Marie Washington
  94. Tripp: Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston
  95. Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
  96. Yamma: James Brown and Deidre Jenkins
  97. Zen: Corey and Susie Feldman
  98. Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell
  99. Zowie: David Bowie and Angela Bowie
  100. Zuma: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale (also: Kingston)

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