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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this will revolutionize gooning culture

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you could spend less time at the goon station and more time in front of a Bible or at church then you wouldn't be so depressed to where pornography would have to fill the void present in your life. There are much more rewarding goals, like working out every day and eating fruits and vegetables, volunteering at the soup kitchen, getting a part time job at the local grocery store, etc. Now isn't the time to wilt away into a sesspool of bodily fluids and poor time management. Now is the time to put that pecker away and start studying scripture.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's actually a part of the brain dedicated to religion in human beings that doesn't activate unless you study and follow a religion.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >following a religion causes brain damage
          seems logical

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There are much more rewarding goals, like working out every day and eating fruits and vegetables, volunteering at the soup kitchen, getting a part time job at the local grocery store, etc.
        Agreed, those are also more rewarding than group poetry and singing every Sunday

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If you could spend less time at the goon station and more time at church
        this. you'd be able to frick "trad", "virgin" religious women in the ass.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Going to church to frick single mothers
          Is this the new META?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks religious teenagers don't let chads frick them in the ass (before marrying some sucker) to "keep their virginity"
            lmaoing @ your life

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >then you wouldn't be so depressed to where pornography would have to fill the void present in your life
        why are terminally online failures such expert projection machines?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I artificially stimulate the dopamine receptions in my brain because I'm already happy
          Makes sense. Next you tell me druggies aren't coping

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >happiness is a constant, terminal, state of being

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >things nobody said for 500 alex

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If you could spend less time at the goon station and more time in front of a Bible or at church then you wouldn't be so depressed to where pornography would have to fill the void present in your life.
        Who said I was depressed? Stop projecting your depression onto others christgay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bible

        You mean Quran

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Quran
          Yeah I don't read books that say the sun revolves around the earth sorry

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until the market an exclusiv Taylor Swift concert experience/watching the Chiefs from the box experience next to her (LIVE!) so every girl ever will now need to buy one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao the chiefs fandom is such a manufactured piece of crap, just like everything else about her.
      She's from fricking Wyomissing, Pennsylvania

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not a big deal for Apple
    remember when they sold 12000 units of the original series one gold Apple Watch at 18 grand each back in 2016? and disabled all of them with no refunds last year
    now multiply out $18k times 12000. this was what they made on a one off limited release exclusive product.
    200k units is shit for apple

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Microsoft Kinect was the fastest selling consumer product in history. Do you use a Kinect today?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The iPhone first Gen didt not sell notable amount, windows phone does neither
      Which do you currently have in pocket??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're proving the point that early sales numbers are irrelevant.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        android

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over for other AR companies, isn't it

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick buys this shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't make me say it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me cause I'm not poor. I wipe my ass with money for fun. Lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wipe my ass with money for fun. Lmao
        I don't know if you are meming or not, but I actually tried this one for the hell of it, got 5 brand new $100 bills from the bank and then went to take a shit,

        spoiler: it turns out money is really bad at wiping shit

        of course I didn't flush the money, I just lightly rinsed it off and then used it at a Best Buy to buy a new monitor, the sight of the wage slave taking my shit money was much more satisfying than using it as toilet paper.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The posts and stories on this site are entirely factual, only a fool would not believe everything posted here as fact.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I believe it, it's not like this is an unbelievable hard to do story, I could take the two twenties in my wallet out and do the same thing right now.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            -->The joke
            --> :^) your head

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ~> my dick 8=D
            ~> your mouth :O

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure if this would have been better or worse with Canadian dollars.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, who and what is this overpriced toy even meant for???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was sketchy at first, until I got mine, kinda hard to explain. The head tracking is perfect. I don't get motion sickness like I do with other VR/AR headsets. When I turn my head, it turns in real time, there is no delay. It works with eye tracking and adds this jerk that follows your eyes. They work with other apple devices.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't they supposed to arrive on Feb 2nd?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >says absolutely nothing as to what these things are even useful for or why you would want or need them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Developers who want to be first to market in what they imagine to be a new segment in the apple ecosystem.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The californians

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The same people who buy the newest iphone every year.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      statistically, 70% of those sales are for reviews

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wont buy it I ain't black

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This tbh. Shame they're built exclusively for Black people

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until rappers start using them on their rap videos every black person is gonna buy one of these

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The blacks and zoomer/normie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be like fricking "hoverboards" all over again

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you theoretically be able to use it to replace monitors? As in just be able to have a computer, keyboard, and mouse on my desk and then put the thing on my head and be able to see virtual monitors all around me?

    would unironically buy one for that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but outside of the very high end, typical PC use suffers. I have a Quest 2 and the text is legible but eye strain will be a problem. Perhaps the increased fidelity of the apple headset will make it better. I think it will be extremely popular in 2025.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the funny thing is well over half of these are going to get used once or twice and never again because the people buying these have never tried VR

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I like VR but even my headset is collecting dust because it's too much work to setup and use regularly.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's like they tried to find the most dysgenic moronic looking black wahmen for their key art
    disgusting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a euro or something? That's a top 20% negress in terms of aesthetics. You have no idea how inhuman they can look.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she has this derpy "im mentally moronic" look on her face and the profile highlights her slope head but yeah you arent wrong

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    High initial sales from FOMO/Apple cultists is always expected.
    It’ll have low sustained sales, which for something like this is a death sentence.

    Sent from my iPhone.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    butthole fissure pro

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have started with something like big screen beyond. Start small and aesthetic and cram features in.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It seems to be a product meant for melanodermites if their marketing is anything to go by, so I feel it would be cultural appropriation if I as a European man were to buy one of these.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An extremely limited quantity release, like 200k units, is an obvious target for scalpers and it is well known that the Apple VR is being targeted.
    The question is going to be how much Apple has spent on this entire project and how many total sales they get.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People are getting their pre-orders early. Mine showed up today. Posting from them as we speak using the projected keyboard. I wish I could take a screenshot. idk how just yet.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the headstrap is adjustable and forms to whatever shape your head is, they are quite front heavy though. Finally figured out how to disable the eye screen, battery life shot up from 2h to 5hr30min. I love them but frick what a useless "feature".

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if this isn't a flop, then I've lost even more good faith in normalgays. You can sell these subhumans anything.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fake demand and artificially low supply

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rmemeber the iPhone X?
    People were sleeping outside in tents to get it.
    Its a phone.
    Apple fanboys are literally religious loyalists. I guarantee some people took out loans to buy this and they work at a grocery store or something.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see how much it will raise the suicide/depression rate, smartphones was catastrophic already

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Many VR headsets sell a lot of units. Then they gather dust. Apple Vision app store will be a graveyard just like all other VR efforts.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I said it before and I'll say it again. This thing is gonna be a hit with 14 to 17 year old kids who are going to convince their parents that they need to shell out for it because it'll help with school. In reality, these kids are just gonna go to Starbucks and be waving their hands around, playing whatever ball-busting brick game is free on the app store and its going to annoy the hell out of all of society

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't be surprised if 100k+ of those are youtube review gays.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >200k sales

    Anon... Microsoft sold 1.2 million Zunes in the first six months of its life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of the best inception meme
      >can I use my zune?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these cost like 20x more than a zune ever did

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick buys this stuff ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true Apple gays and rich people who want to brag

      it's not even prosumer hardware, there's no productivity selling point

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >upwards of 200,000 vision pro
    >a unnamed source who claims they know
    lel

    weird how Apple themselves aren't releasing numbers that shows good sales, almost as if it's just bullshit...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weird how Apple themselves aren't releasing numbers that shows good sales
      >its not even out

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >apple analyst
    >Ming-chi Kuo
    Can anyone remind me what was the difference between apple, samsung or Xiaomi?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those are all israelitetubers, streamers, reviewers, and rich morons. None of them will use it after 2 weeks of owning it.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normies have terminal FOMO, remember the Supreme branded bricks?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actual footage of their face scan avatars.

    Btw the battery is 3166mAh, it's actually pathetic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Btw the battery is 3166mAh
      Theres no way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=310
        Tech Black person said so. And it's not a mistake since he mentions how some phones already have 5k mAh batteries

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont understand how you can run 2 M2s on less than a phone battery. This thing is gunna flop

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All the reviews say it lasts for like 2h.
            But normies would actually wallplug that shit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >All the reviews say it lasts for like 2h.
            I highly doubt that is gunna last 2h of actual active use

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vision pro release will mark the absolute pico top for apple. enjoy the show.

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