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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was a good job. How the frick do I land a job where I don't either break my back and become a wage slave or wanna kms out of boredom? While also being a wage slave?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a job for literal morons who have no ambition.
      >Debits plus credits = zero
      Congratulations, you now know everything there is to know about accounting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is like saying if x is true then output y. there you know everything about coding. if you had to actually close a company's books for the month you'd shit yourself. don't say stupid shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My wife is an accountant and I'm a little worried AI will put her out of a job in the next few years. You think the worries are valid? She's only doing it since 2 years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look at how many w*men are in accounting and ask yourself if it’s a real job

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Black person idgaf if the job is real or not, I just wanna not work hard so I have enough energy to pursue my own goals and hobbies while banging a cute wife and raising 2 kids

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >literally me
          28 hr a wk sales job. Niche consumer base. 140k. I’m amazed I make more than the engineers here with less experience, less schooling, less hours worked and more likely much less stress, could I make more? Probably. But I’m not putting in the effort for that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >28 hr a wk sales job. Niche consumer base. 140k.
            Anon what path in life led you to this? I must know. I would settle for a cool 70k tbh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Accounting is literally as bad as it sounds, times ten. You should have realized that when you had a fricking distinct class on cost amortization.

      >Chemical engineer

      Literally me

      Same. I hate it so much bro. Anyone thinking of taking engineering should reconsider.

      Smartest engineer, probably.

      Look at how many w*men are in accounting and ask yourself if it’s a real job

      This is genuinely a good strategy.

      That's slightly higher than what I started making as a brand-new pharmacist. Now I'm just below $200k 8.5 years later.
      oof

      What do pharmacists make? Like what's your range? It seems like it's much much more cucked than anything MD. I hear anywhere from 140 to 220 but rarely higher than that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What do pharmacists make? Like what's your range? It seems like it's much much more cucked than anything MD. I hear anywhere from 140 to 220 but rarely higher than that.
        It's definitely not as prestigious as MD but it's very comfy and flexible on hours. I basically sit and browse reddit while my technicians do all the grunt work around me. They're even doing vaccines now. When I finally make it ($3-5 mil NW), I plan to keep on working but only in 12-20 hours per week.

        Also, does a pharmacist career ever go anywhere or after 8 years, it's pretty much just that. Like what are pharmacist career options. Realistic ones.

        Depends on the setting. But once you go higher up in rank, it becomes less clinical and more business-focused. Salary could go up to $300k+ for a VP at a retail pharmacy or hospital system.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you feel rich? Like do you feel like you are upper middle class?

          Any idea how much dentists make? Is it more than you?

          Pharmacy is surreal somehow. It's this weird "stably good" but also cucked job. Then you are sort of smart, but not really. Not even talking shit, it's just always in its weird category on its own.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Pharmacy is surreal somehow. It's this weird "stably good" but also cucked job. Then you are sort of smart, but not really. Not even talking shit, it's just always in its weird category on its own.
            Stfu moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Then you are sort of smart, but not really.
            That's all of us in healthcare honestly, even doctors. I work a side gig at a hospital and we get consult requests from doctors/nurses constantly. There's knowledge gaps everywhere that leads to friction and wasted time but we all know a shitton more than the general public so shit gets done.
            I don't feel rich. But I have a nice house and car, can afford anything I want and still save/invest $8000 per month.

            How much does a tech make? I can see myself doing that, but can they pull 60-70k or is it a wagie tier gig?

            Definitely wagie tier. Techs at my company start at $13.50 an hour. I'm nice and usually start new hires at $15. My most senior tech is at $21.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > But I have a nice house and car, can afford anything I want and still save/invest $8000 per month.
            U wut m8. Your take home is less than 10k a month. Way less if you put anything into your 401k / Roth / whatever.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is the breakdown of my monthly income and expenses for 2023. Nothing has changed until now except I buy LINK instead of ETH.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hmm, maybe I can't math ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            semi-monthly = half of the month
            Multiply all that by 2 lol. And $200k is just my income from waging. I have some side hustles that pushed my total income a little bit higher than that last year.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            semi-monthly = half of the month
            Multiply all that by 2 lol. And $200k is just my income from waging. I have some side hustles that pushed my total income a little bit higher than that last year.

            Kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What software did you use to make this graph?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            SankeyMATIC

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Techs at my company start at $13.50 an hour. I'm nice and usually start new hires at $15. My most senior tech is at $21.
            I can make more than that driving a bus part time. Shits fricked breh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How much does a tech make? I can see myself doing that, but can they pull 60-70k or is it a wagie tier gig?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wagie tier. You will be better off doing lab work with your biology degree. It's like 35-50k. Techs can make up to 70k with overtime, etc if you do something stupid like sperm DNA.

            >Pharmacy is surreal somehow. It's this weird "stably good" but also cucked job. Then you are sort of smart, but not really. Not even talking shit, it's just always in its weird category on its own.
            Stfu moron

            lol, no need to be mad. Go study for the pharmacy tech exam instead. It has moles on it. A lot of moles.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chemical engineer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same. I hate it so much bro. Anyone thinking of taking engineering should reconsider.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is it really that bad? I used to read a message board about 10 years ago and chemical engineer was one of the most commonly mentioned careers to go for. It's scary to think how quickly these recommendations change.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The pay is fine.
        >8 years experience
        >115k with bonuses
        It’s the job itself that sucks. It is very boring. Depending on what you get stuck doing, it’s a lot of Excel work. Whatever you think you’ll be doing, scale it back a lot. You, an individual, will not be designing an entire plant by yourself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's slightly higher than what I started making as a brand-new pharmacist. Now I'm just below $200k 8.5 years later.
          oof

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I had an offer for 130k plus bonuses but I don’t want more responsibility. I want less.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I go back and get a masters in accounting? I feel like I want more corruption in my line of work. Being a nurse and mistreating certain patients ain't doing it for me. A little embezzlement wouldn't hurt, right?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CPA is comfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >80 hour work weeks

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >neet

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >inventory management

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also, does a pharmacist career ever go anywhere or after 8 years, it's pretty much just that. Like what are pharmacist career options. Realistic ones.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is a CPA and its pretty comfy. She's WFH but is able to be a stay at home mom(make breakfast and dinner for everyone). She home when the kids get back from school too, although I go with them to the bus stop. It works out to be nice and she makes a little over 100k

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > choosing a job that can be replaced by a calculator

    what the frick man

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >architect

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Senior software engineer

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Principal SCRUM master
    Well well well these Indian bucks sho' ain't been hitting their points quota this sprint. Seems like little old massa here's going to have to need to make some changes in this here stand up.
    >*Ziiiiiiiiiiip*
    I make 7 figures btw.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no!!!! I had no major life struggles in young adulthood and now I'm stuck with a high paying white collar career! It can't get any worse than being me!!
    I know it's just memes but I still fricking hate you guys.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Lawyer

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw former accountant who took the NEETpill
    The boomers and mid twenties women were the worst part. If I ever need to go back in the cagie, I'll stick to easy part time work and finish at 1pm
    >"BUT YOU'LL NEVER OWN YOUR OWN HOME IF YOU WORK PART TIME OR NEET!"
    Neither will wagie

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mechanical engineer

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Overpaid consultant

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >low level gov employee

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