Americans unironically spend 50 dollars on a fricking water bottle

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some people unironically spend money on ICP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you missed a part of that graph

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wow 98% of bagholders are down instead of 100% now

          every icp shill here has an average buy in the single digits

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wow 98% of bagholders are down instead of 100% now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You fricking newbies need to go back ignoring crypto- ETH had a 90% dip and was fudded to hell at @ $7-10 its Black folk like you who will never make it because you are too stupid to DYOR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Topkek. This upsets the paid shills and bag boys. >inb4 they counter you with garbage arguments

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you were never the cool kid I suppose, it kind of shows

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate americans so much it physically hurts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same
      t. europoor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are a nigget

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what i hate even more is they pay 20 dollars for some stupid triple cinnamon chai oatmilk latte and carry it around in the gay looking starbucks mug

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same
      t. europoor

      we can tell
      its all you ever talk about

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women who do this are smarter than people drinking microplastics out of pet bottles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is a surplus bottle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Virgin post

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hrrrrrurrddd durrr

          im not wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >let me just walk around with a drink bottle shaped like a fricking grenade
            >that's totally the same as the trendy one zoomettes want

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >let me just walk around with a drink bottle shaped like a fricking grenade
            >that's totally the same as the trendy one zoomettes want

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you talked about plastic , not design fricking brainlet zoomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You want to know how I can tell you’re autistic?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes please

          >said the guy visiting a kazakstani camel saddle maker forum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theyre usually too small. i like at least 1 litre

        and for the record i dont know a stanley steamer or whatever the frick it is, i have some generic metal one a friend gave me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Stacey 50 Dollar Big Gulp

        The Virgin MilSurp innawoods Sip schizo

        VS

        The Chad Pod Mega Plastics mixed with fruity flavors a Gallon a Day Anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          incels fear the DOLLAR TREE GIGACHAD THIRST QUENCHING OFF BRAND KOOLAID MEGA GULP NOW WITH 50% MORE BPA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I drink out of a glass zulu bottle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bottles are contaminated with lead. Lead contamination causes more severe adverse health effects than microplastics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if the people buying those tin cans would invest their 100 usd on agrs bags or nvidia stocks, the things that will literally make them millions in the future.
      But no, expensive water bottles

      LED CONTAMINATION
      vs
      INVESTMENT IN YOUR OWN FREEDOM FROM THE GOVT
      who would win

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $50 is literally nothing

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    B-but I need to let everyone know I'm against microplastic$ !!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these botttles aren't plasttic?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I spent 10 dollars on mine and I don’t think about you at all

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People on this board will gamble away millions to zero, rather than put a realistic amount to the side after gains. You're really mad people are enjoying $50 they actually earned?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are the person that would pay $50 for a baguette only because some zoomer influencer say its a good one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is a good one
        they're insulated and fit in cup holders.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick. let me do gamble using 50 dollars in eesee rather than buy this kind piece of shiet. I dont understand why americans like wasting money, lol.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this whole thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should print that shirt out, you’d probably actually make some money with them

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care how expensive they are, are they actually good water bottles or is it just a fashion statement?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they are amazing bottles. Unfortunately the larger ones look autistic for urbanite use. But the little coffee mug style are excellent.
      This is an advertisement and stanley does airdrop me rice tokens for this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how can a water bottle be "good"? it needs to not be leaking and thats it lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how can you be this dumb of a consumer in 2024? there's all kinds of fricked up chemicals used in everything
        people that aren't moronic just want a pure stainless steel drinking vessel. glass would be fine but that obviously has major draw bags outside the home

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats why i said, buy a surplus one for 2 dollars

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >plastics
            moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll go into detail
        The stanley bigboy tube can keep liquids hot for over 18 hours. I've had coffee 24 hours later (because I am pretty based) that had remained hot because I did not open the canister much
        The frame is surprisingly durable. The one I have has "fallen down some stairs" quite a few times now and the blood wipes right off
        And finally the bigboy tube has no "sippy cup" feature so it is amazingly easy to clean. Just a rubber o-ring and you're all set for scrubbing.

        You can use a dollar store rag with your buck knife to strape along the insides, but that's a whole nother product I'll shill you later

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >On the bottom of each quencher made by the beverage container powerhouse is a circular barrier made of stainless steel, which covers a pellet that contains lead, a spokesperson for Stanley explains. The pellet seals the product's vacuum insulation, and it is not accessible unless the stainless steel barrier comes off — which is possible but “rare,” the Stanley spokesperson notes.

          enjoy drinking Lead you dumb Motherfricker

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >heh this noticeable defect must trick you
            IF MY INSULATION WAS FRICKED MY COFFEE WOULD BE COLD WITHIN 20 MINUTES YOU FRICKING WEEKEND WARRIOR LOWER YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WALK UNDER THOSE TREES

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you described any thermos/vaccum flask literally

          what is new here

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It has Stanley on the bottle. Stanley is my friend

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess it is one of the main advantages of not being a Europoor or other thirdie.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats wrong of drinking your water in the bottle it usually comes with? Not hip enough?

    >Inb4 i bottle tap water
    Mutts tap water isnt safe for drinking

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also in minecraft they make excellent face donkers. Haha. In minecraft of course. Smashing someone's face that follows you for 30 minutes at 3 am would be illegal. Except in minecraft

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could you imagine if it wasnt though. Imagine Mad Max timeline people have stanley bottles as arm cufflinks to strangle libtards in chokeholds. Bullish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >off by 2
        I tried stanley. I really did. Refreshed catalog and everything

        [...]

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Euros are so poor lmao. Quit your engineering job in europe and come deliver pizzas in the US, you'll make more money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My rent is 640eur and food is cheap as f, I don't even have to use trams since its so bike friendly, Schwartzwald is 25min away, beautiful palaces streets castles and pitouresqe little towns with flowers pots on windows are everywhere
      It's like living where forigmers go on a holiday. Nobody fights, no noise...
      Are we actually poor here?
      When I move to Dalmatia will I be poor when the view is what tourists pay up the ass to look for 5 days and I see it when Im doing dishes, and neighbour brings me figs trough the always open door?

      There is just very little fear here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your entire post is bullshit driven by arrogance and narcissism. You're obsessed about appearing better than others on an anonymous message board.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's true, though. My apartment is 19 sw meters and there is a tram train station 2 min away and I can be in the Markplatz in 4 minutes of ridimg the tram train, in Ettlingen in 18 etc. But I can just bike there like everyone
          Have you seen Karlsruhe? Have you seen Gengenbach, Freundenstadt, or whatever little town in BW? Castle Hohenzollern?
          Or any of the 1200 islands and islets in Croatia? Let's say Korcula, Kaprije?
          So every little village on the Croatian Adriatic coastline looks like a fairytale (except that planned communist brutalist dump Ploče), same goes for Schwartzwald.
          And I'm saving money to move from Karlsruhe to one of the islands, or just a coastal town, in Croatia. It is getting expensive there on the coast, I have to say that, because people live of renting to the tourists so I could maybe do that too.

          Main point is that when you shit on Europeans and money think of where and how they live. Your salary comes with compromises, and European lifestyle comes with compromises- usually huge taxes, 0 opportunity to create a company and succeed.
          IMHO USA is a work colony, Dalmatia and Baden Wuerttemberg are regions people pay to visit.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have a $40 yeti. it's hard to find a cheaper bottle that is both insulated and dishwasher safe. i can only imagine how poor one must be to seethe this much over people wasting $50.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I drink out of a glass zulu bottle
    Fricking here they come. The fricking REI suits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your Alzheimer’s

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying I'll live that long
        Good luck homosexual my body is underneath 7 dead trees

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you seem like a rare pretty cool woods schizo. are you sober?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    consumers here literally spend money on a water bottle with refillable caps for smell so you can pretend your plain water tastes like juice

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a couple hydroflasks. I like that you can get fully stainless lids for them, I absolutely hate plastic, in particular for anything directly in contact with food and drink. A long term goal of mine has been to minimise exposure to micro and nano plastics as much as possible.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of accessories do you guys use to rice out your Stanley™ cups?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hate zoomer women so much it's unreal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >:30
      >tfw spent 8 hours sewing a shit one
      >Amazon probably sells it for $5
      Feels fricking BAD man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I unironically got my brothers wife the snack holder for her stanley as a xmas present

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn I never knew this level of consumerism would actually make my brain hurt

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >americans: do anything
    >eurogays: angry
    why do we live rent free in your heads?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I find one of these Morgan Stanley cups?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ace hardware used to carry them. Occasionally you can find them in home depot/lowes too during summer. Walmart had them for a while but they seem to only carry the chink walmart brand shit now

      This only really applies if you can't order online. Just order online like 99% of whites. Y-You are white right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks fren. I'ma buy one of these Morgan Stanley cups. Online of course. Because I am white.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're welcome, be sure you buy the stanley cup I don't know who that Black person Morgan is

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have two Klean Kanteen 1L stainless steel bottles, now 4 and 5 years old and will easily go at least the same distance further. Tap water is perfect where I live and travel, havent had to buy water or nearly any beverage during this time really, not a bad investment for both myself and the environment for 2x35€ :^)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I have two Klean Kan- *BANG*
      You're interrupting stanley

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better than peepeepoopoo tonen atleast you can drink from it

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FIDDY DOLLA WADDA BODOLE? HUH?????
    It's a fashion item. No different than black people spending $500 on a pair of sneakers that cost 5c to manufacture, or women buying a $1700 handbag because it has "GUCCI" written on it, or elite israelites buying a $20,000 watch because they want to signal that they can afford to wear a Rolex.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean women. American men buy nalgene.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amerisisters... its over...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pass on your turd world mud drink thanks

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can eurosharts not afford stuff? when do yall stop thinking about us?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blame moronic fricking women. Seems like every month there's some dumb ass new water container trend that awards social status point bandwagon that fricktard normies cant wait to jump on.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    German women overpay for kanken bags with gay flag on it, protest climate stuff every week and try to ruin the continent

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stanley

    That cup is a great npc indicator. Although I have a 1/2 gal yeti with stickers on it but actually use it since I have field work.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    owala is better and has no lead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, got an owala a few months ago. the flip cap they have is getting me to drink so much more water

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if the people buying those tin cans would invest their 100 usd on agrs bags or nvidia stocks, the things that will literally make them millions in the future.
    But no, expensive water bottles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amerimutts are just like that

      they loathe financial stability

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the west has fallen

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much do they cost to make i wonder.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am i the only person who still uses a YETI

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah but it fits in my cup holder

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great FUD spread by Stanley's competitors rly caught on.

    I prefer YETI and Camelbaks myself.

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