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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will not wear ze goygles
    I hate the antichrist
    I belive in Total Aryan Salvation
    Good will defeat the evil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >google ran by shitskins
      >apple run by white people

      uhhhh............

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tim cuck is a homosexual lizard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Apple
        >white people
        >updoot pop ups include DEI sanctioned slop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I believe in Toyotathon

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gay
    >uses Apple products
    check out.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO NO NO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      San Andreas looking motherfricker lmaao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >turns you into a Black Eyed Peas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it looks fine I don't know what peoples issue is. of course it's not going to be a 1:1 recreation but it's a suitable avatar.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they look the same
      Impressive.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHAD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just like Linus, honestly would buy one as well.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Johny Ive's want those creepy ass eye displays??? Who the frick thought that was a good idea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Did Johny Ive's want those creepy ass eye displays
      He left the company years ago. Apple doesn't even have a new head designer, explains a lot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Copy Braun" wasn't all that complicated to figure out

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's aged poorly

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be tech CEO billionaire
    >office is a soulless meme with ikea-tier furniture
    grim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it. Reminds me of the 70s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > ikea tier

      You know nothing shitskin

      https://www.dwr.com/living-lounge-chairs/womb-chair/310567.html

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >5800 american us dollars
        holy frick. that chair better suck my dick, play with my balls, and swallow my cum for that much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you go to his office then it will

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's obviously priced that way to be exclusive; for rich people; not for poor people.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or perhaps a company that buys a warehouse full might get a slight discount. That that Tim Butthomosexual cares about accountants israelite haggling

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >chair is fricking shit
            >charge thousands
            Yeah nobody is mean to sit on those things.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The desk literally glides up the wall

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whether or not you like it, the office is aesthetically and functionally well designed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's literally a paid actor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >N-N-NOOOOO WHY IS HIS OFFICE NOT FILLED WITH LE EBIN ANIMEY FIGURES OMG HE NEEDS TO CONSUME LE FUNKOOOOPOOOOPS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s all renewable bamboo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably just a film set.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Compare

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Impressive, now let's see Wozniak's room

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been looking for SJ office pictures and found this one where he's using a chunky PC instead of a Mac, shortly after he returned to Apple. Probably running NeXTSTEP but still interesting. He hated pre-OS X macOS so much.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          By the time he returned to Apple the classic Mac OS had already been long overdue for a modern replacement.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        average genelec user

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is this? why is the display so fricking massive compared to what I assume is a mac pro? is that a prototype small version?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s probably an external disk enclosure made to look like a Mac Pro

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the room where they gave each other AIDS?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he have the face of a granny?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even good, reputation of itoddlers destroyed.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gay elderly man
    there's no chad here

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he look like Ellen DeGeneres

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >APPLE CHADS RISE UP

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to know what Tim Apple is doing the whole day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meetings and more meetings I suppose.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well anon what are your vision?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >realize yields on the A15 chip aren't perfect
    >dump them into their media player lineup with one core disabled
    >ask $$$
    >profit, massively
    The Apple TV 4K is just a trashcan for discarded processors, and yet it's still better than the Android competition by miles. They don't even have to try.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do people still use TVs instead of plugging a computer to a big screen?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jobs would never approve this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jobs also didn't approve chemo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and that was the right decision

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't impressed with the final product

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >google cardboard
      good times
      i still pick these up some times to fap, last couple of ones have been red cross branded that i got for a buck each. it feels good to know both me and those third worlders received some relief from it.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone ever actually seen Tim Apple suck wiener? How do we know he is the “female” of the relationship? Perhaps he is macho as frick and only fricks ass and gets his sick sucked?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got mine today
    it's awesome
    this is another iphone moment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post screencap

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is this?

    looks like an iPad with the pencil but why is it attached to the short side?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's iPad distorted by the wide angle lens

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THATS tim cook? He looks like an 80yr old dyke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, I'll never be able to unsee that

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