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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's gonna get culturally enriched.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol I would just punch his homosexual face

      As is well-deserved.

      These VR homosexuals are asking for it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eagerly waiting for the videos of iToddlers getting beat up by n-people for "DEY GOGGLES"

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol I would just punch his homosexual face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      live and let live luddite homosexual

      why are there no videos of Blacks stealing these?

      yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the correct answer, it's either this or the ultimate dystopia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      As is well-deserved.

      These VR homosexuals are asking for it.

      this is the correct answer, it's either this or the ultimate dystopia

      Why are there suddenly so many Black folk on IQfy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >suddenly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These are white people. Only white people announce they'll beat someone up on the internet but will never actually do it in real life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you havn't even left your home in the last month, smelly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks shit. Maybe when it gets to the look of google glass I'll be interested.
      Having a huge VR visor for AR is just stupid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        using it in public places will get banned like google glass was being, becomes extremely easy to record everything
        yeah, you can record things with a phone but people would generally be able to see it in your hand and know what you're doing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >using it in public places will get banned like google glass was being
          I remember when cameras became available on phones most places had strict rules about using them. There was also etiquette around using smartphones in social situations that lasted for about 2 minutes.
          All of that means jack shit now. My gym has signs in the locker-room saying 'no smartphone use' but that doesn't stop the 30 zoomers taking mirror selfies. And don't get me started with the boomers camping out on machines watching netflix ffs.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are there no videos of Blacks stealing these?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know if they know how much these cost. We need to tell them

    • 3 weeks ago
      sage

      Because the Apple Vision Pro has cameras all around that warn you if shadowy figures get too close.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is Apple we're talking about here.
        Their idea of a shadowy figure is the average 60yo white dad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the metro shadowy figures are everywhere, they are called Black folk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How long until someone makes an app for this. Call it NeverRelaxed or something.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It uses memechine learning to highlight all the black people around you, so you can stay clear of them. If one suddenly approaches you, it starts dialing 911.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We can already do this with 1st generation ai image classifiers. Some of our colleagues believed classifications of basketball americans as primates was a mistake to be trained away, but we can use these simpler, shallower models to serve our purpose perfectly well!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and now overlay it on the passthrough display and you got yourself a great app

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all the attacks get recorded
          >you can now experience the last moments of some appletard getting stabbed while wearing a 3500$ fad in around 'disenfranchised youth'
          holy fricking shit this is so funny

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all the attacks get recorded
            >you can now experience the last moments of some appletard getting stabbed while wearing a 3500$ fad in around 'disenfranchised youth'
            >holy fricking shit this is so funny
            Cyberpunk as frick

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we'll need a new /gif/ megathread for distributing these and it will be so kino

            literal XBD pushing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that warn you
        >you suddenly develop superhuman strength to fight off thugs if a headset "warns" you

        • 3 weeks ago
          sage

          You need to get elon's chip for the next upgrade where you let it take control so you can fight beyond your limits, there was a movie like that where the guy got upgraded with a chip that did that and this upgrade let him fight like a badass. I think it was called
          >The Man With a Chip in His Brain

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >intra-ocular He-Man juice is sprayed directly into your eyes giving you superhuman strength

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >literal fighter jet hud on your face to warn you of naggers
        Uh IQfy bros..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Black mind works on a higher level
      they know those things are actually worthless junk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do you mean? the Black would just steal it and sell it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>the Black would just steal it and sell it
          >implying normies don't know that apple products have Face/Touch/Optic ID protection that renders it useless when not used by the original owner and the parts being made to be worthless in value due to genuine part authentication shit
          You're unironically dumber than a hood homie kys timmy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those still get stolen in places like San Francisco often and then they're sold to a fencer who knows what they are and how to reset them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how new are you? there's weekly threads about unlocking "found" iphones on IQfy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            post one from the archives. i've been around for awhile and never seen one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            search "give it back tyrone"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok i see. they give no useful information on how to unlock apple products.
            anon is right. if anything, apple products get brought to fencers. they're as good as bricks without the original owner.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they give no useful information on how to unlock apple products.
            Well no shit. It's not easy to unlock them so it's not like some randos on IQfy would know how.
            And, even if I knew how I wouldn't tell some criminal Black person asking on IQfy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            considering there is at least one thread on IQfy every day asking how to bypass all the apple locks and security and being told to give it back, i'd say that's fundamentally incorrect

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those are bait threads, dumbass

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sure they are.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >le $3499 device is worthless because of le software lock that can easily by bypassed
            you are the dumbest gorilla Black person i have seen

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Black folk steal iphones all the time you dumb Black person

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            in b4 still sold on fleabay for $2700 for “parts”

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would steal just to destroy it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give it time. give it time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because word hasn't reached the crack dens about how valuable they are yet, so they think it's just crazy wypipo stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aren't they tied to your apple id?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes but black people will commit a crime even if they gain nothing by doing it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, because a Black person cares about an apple id. Even if they don't want the vision pro, a thief will take your wallet while you're distracted in VR land.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wallets???????

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes zoomzoom, the people worth robbing still carry them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not all digital?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Black folk still steal credit cards.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            off an autistically secured phone?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when whites do stupid shit like this you can always depend on blacks to set them back in their place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Black person has been preconditioned by other Apple product to know there's no easy 2nd hand market for flagged/locked, stolen Apple devices.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they haven't heard how expensive these things are yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This has to be bait. How are none of you seeing what's going on?
      No one in their right mind is actually going outside out of their own will to use this hardware. Not because it makes you look dumb, but because phones have sufficed and normie wage slaves will use their iPhone over a clunky mess. What you're seeing in the OP is actually a psyop. Corpo Black folk are staging this whole thing to push Apple shares up, hype the apple vision as the next best thing, and use it as free marketing. ~~*They*~~ even have a thread up on IQfy for this piece of shit. These people are safe. Away from the Black folk of the streets. It is being used to push a narrative that you are all buying. There are literal shills itt that are telling you
      >Goy it's 100% safe. I know you have android so I will explain the findmy feature we have

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These are almost certainly people filming/photographing their friends for social media because they know it looks ridiculous and that everyone would like and share their pics, talking about how dumb they look (main reason why I don't think it's a shill attempt), exactly like ITT.
        No reason to go full schizo on this one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No one in their right mind is actually going outside out of their own will to use this hardware.
        m8, apple has made its business model out of selling rebranded tech at exorbitant prices to diehard fans who can't live knowing there's a new apple product they didn't buy. The iphone has been utterly stagnant for like 8 years and still people upgrade to every single new one that comes out. People who are technologically-included knowing there's better value out there do not stop them from selling units to people who aren't. Their market is not on the enthusiast internet, they are just enthusiast buyers.

        And that's not even considering the actual enthusiasts who are just curious about a VR headset directed towards social media and productivity uses. I'm sure a hefty amount of this product's market are actual tech people who just want to see what the frick they're doing with this weird thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think this guy is right except for the schizo shit about israelites/etc i dont think apple is run by israelites lol
        It is kind of weird how there's like 800 posts about this stupid headset on every website, as though it's somehow revolutionary that people can wear a headset, do people just not remember these existing since 2018?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FRICK??
      Is this kind of language allowed here???
      Wow, fricking wow, never coming here again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These posts with people doing "cool" thinks in public are part of a viral marketing campaign by apple. Just look at all the "He can drive AND be online???" threads that are spammed here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better to steal something under $1000 and not risk a felony.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, but they won't report it to the police due to racial injustice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like an android phone?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to install Never Relax™ app from the appstore

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads seem organic and genuine.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"""working"""
    >without a keyboard or mouse
    more like fondling vr breasts

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it hasnt. Maybe in ten years.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "working"

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some homie watching this guy waiting for the train doors to start to close before snatching and running.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in 6 months it is collecting dust on the shelf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m looking it up online and normies can’t even find anything to do with it lol. They’re just browsing the web with some shitty cgi in the back.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's locked down with FindMy. it uses optical id to sign in. you're risking a felony by stealing a $3.5K+ device that you can't even sell for more than a hundred.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon new York let 10 illegal aliens walk free with no bail after beating a cop half to death. You think you're going to face any consequences after stealing some stupid goggles off a white cracker?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >giving a shit about cops

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > thinking NY cops give a shit enough to even take your call

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. NYPD doesnt care
      2. some gay will still sell for $2700 for “parts”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol this dude thinks that the NYC DA prosecutes people for committing crimes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They seem to be doing a pretty decent job lately in dealing with serious crime.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    The Falcon

    Every Apple launch is followed by shills trying their best to tell us to ignore our own eyes and swallow Apple marketing.

    These look like dumb goggles, and are useless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Usually apple products have some appeal. This is awful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean you're right but back then people made fun of the iphone, the ipad, their smartwatch, every version of their earphones since they went wireless etc (I was too young to be online at the time but I wouldn't be surprised if people made fun of the ipod too back in 2001)
      most of their shit look ridiculous (unless you're used to it), it's overpriced and superfluous
      yet in the end, all of those odd products got normalized, spread everywhere and copied
      by competitors

      that said the visor is too expansive for mass adoption

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > back then people made fun of the iphone, the ipad, their smartwatch
        Things that never happened.

        > I was too young to be online at the time
        So shut the frick up and refrain from talking about things you don't know anything about, you gen alpha homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Things that never happened.
          zoom zoom

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you gen alpha homosexual.
          I'm 29, got my first PC when I was 6 and an internet connection when I was 9.
          Started posting here when I was 11.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can get the revisionism about the iphone's first reactions but both the iPad and the iwatch were an absolute laughing stock on this very board when first announced.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            airpods as well. Pretty sure I had a dedicated folder of just the airpods roasts at the time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You shitting me? They were made fun of regularly ipod included.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the ipod launch predates IQfy, you think the army of zoomies on here wasn't even born yet. that being said, the thing was liked by reviewers but they balked at the price and the mac-only nature of it. web forum users infamously were less keen, since at the time, apple was borderline irrelevant and many pc users considered it a weird niche company that was only alive because microsoft propped it up. the infamous quote "No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame." sums up user feeling. it wasn't even actually until the 3rd gen where the thing really took off.
            not that it matters or anyone cares, but i was 15 and already on the web when it came out so i remember some of the vibe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        The Falcon

        iPhone and iPod had excellent launches. The only real criticism was the price, which is standard for Apple.

        > back then people made fun of the iphone, the ipad, their smartwatch
        Things that never happened.

        > I was too young to be online at the time
        So shut the frick up and refrain from talking about things you don't know anything about, you gen alpha homosexual.

        We have to interact with the barely-weaned, and show them how adults talk and think. If we do not, their brains will be hardwired to tiktokiness. I do not want a tiktoker to be in charge when I am elderly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they called it the ipad, like girls use.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People never made fun of the iPod, iPhone, iPad or smartwatches
        People did make LOTS of fun of the Nokia N-Gage, the Segway and the OG Xbox
        The N-Gage was a flop, the Segway didn't revolutionize personal transportation as the shilling intended but was still midly successful, and the Xbox ended up dominating gaming in the 2000s

        >you gen alpha homosexual.
        I'm 29, got my first PC when I was 6 and an internet connection when I was 9.
        Started posting here when I was 11.

        >I'm 29, got my first PC when I was 6 and an internet connection when I was 9
        Ok so you're a borderline zoomer late millennial who is still too young to remember how these early 2000s product launches actually were and shouldn't talk shit
        Just because they made fun of the iPod or iPhone in your 3rd-grade classroom means jack shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >People never made fun of the iPod, iPhone, iPad or smartwatches
          moron or child, place your bets

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >People never made fun of the iPod, iPhone, iPad or smartwatches
          You're clearly too young to remember what was happening on IQfy at the time, lmao
          My old pc should still have a folder of ipad memes somewhere

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, people were poking fun at phones that were slightly larger than normal.
          >How will it even fit in his pocket?
          >It's like one of those old school phones with a briefcase
          >I bet it's too heavy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I mean you're right but back then people made fun of the iphone, the ipad, their smartwatch, every version of their earphones since they went wireless etc
        Those are all products that already exited and were well defined in their class. Nobody know what this is even for.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >products that already exited and were well defined in their class

          Bull-fricking-shit.
          The iphone was fricking alien with its huge ass screen (or so it looked at the time) and no buttons, and its stated purpose (giving people "a phone, an ipod and a web-surfing device in a single package") sounded utterly moronic. 99% of phones were just phones back then and while selling an ipod that could also call people was possibly a marketable concept, the idea of focusing on web browsing was simply idiotic. Internet on mobile was fricking shit and expansive, the web wasn't invaded by normies (not yet) and lacked true mass appeal as socials were yet to explode, plus websites weren't made for such a small vertical screen, let alone touch controls.
          The idea of "smartphone" simply didn't exist as we know it, the fact you can cite a couple of vaguely similar pre-existing touchscreen phones with 0 impact on the market doesn't mean it was "well defined in its class".
          It wasn't.

          Same can be said about the ipad. We all made fun of it because it was also moronic, who needs a frickhuge iphone that can't even make calls? What's the point? It's worse than a laptop in every conceivable way and lacks the qualities of a phone, it's an ill-conceived hybrid abortion. Frick I even remember some newspapers calling it dumb. Touchscreen tablets were already attempted before and they were all failures, half-assed keyboardless laptops at best with 0 purpose, appeal or space in the market.
          It was another bet and yet, a decade later everyone and their grandma had a tablet despite the fact the initial criticism was (and still is to some degree) well warranted.

          How many people had a "smartwatch" before their apple crap invaded the watch market? Now I can't go out without seeing dozens everywhere.

          Half the tech industry shaped itself around competing with apple idiocy and the web got ruined in the process.
          Don't try to minimize their faults you muppet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            street shit harder

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            learn to read pajeet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that apple phone was made by Motorola, who took a 2 year old POS and let apple put iTunes on it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not reason your blogpost sorry. Nothing I said was wrong

            [...]
            [...]
            This guy knows

            >anon writes a walltext shitting on apple
            >moronic third worlders see more than a paragraph, assume he's siding with apple and attack him
            pottery

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not reason your blogpost sorry. Nothing I said was wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dumb eslposter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            street shit harder

            learn to read pajeet

            This guy knows

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Same can be said about the ipad. We all made fun of it because it was also moronic, who needs a frickhuge iphone that can't even make calls? What's the point? It's worse than a laptop in every conceivable way and lacks the qualities of a phone, it's an ill-conceived hybrid abortion. Frick I even remember some newspapers calling it dumb.
            I think you were right about the iPhone, but critics were largely right about tablets. People usually just do what they're going to do on a tablet on their phone. And they ended up being even worse, a hyperstimulating babysitter for your 2 year old to develop lifelong attention and self control disorders from while you ignore them on your own phone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        In case you don't know who this is. At the time he was the CEO of Microsoft.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People complained about the iPhone not having a keyboard, but cellphone keyboards were shit anyway, so touchscreen keyboards being also hit wasn't such a big deal.

        The iPad deserved some of the mockery even though it became popular for a while, but they got largely replaced by bigger Note phones, which Apple resisted for ages.

        Smartwatches are still niche and there is very practical use for them. Wireless earphones have been around since forever. AR and VR already existed and might catch on if they they fix the issues with nausea and eye damage.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Casey Neistat did it and accidentally found the holy moment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neistat is a shilling gay just like the rest of them. To embrace this technology as a lifestyle is the end of freedom. We may as well just embrace social credit like the chinks do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking autism goggles. cant even make eye contact, wrecks your peripheral vision, distracts you with SHIT to CONSOOM. pure homosexualry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh my god
      >I can literally digitally alienate myself in the middle of times square
      >we have arrived in the future!
      oh frick off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he supports genocides.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude looks like pierre white if he become a homeless nyc eceleb

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fricking pinch action makes everyone look autistic and it's killing my sides. I can hear their moron sounds when I look at it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen anyone IRL with one
    At most I've seen the same 3 photos of the same 3 people being spammed on IQfy
    Based off what I hear, they're barely selling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow you’ve never seen anyone with a 3500$ porn viewer within 24 hours of launch? Not in your whole life?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a job that could be done on an Apple Pro I would be paying for a fricking Uber and not riding the Black personlicious metro.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will now buy your headset.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/AXG6dU1.png

      Apple has normalized this.

      We edge ever closer to the world of Wall-E

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't you lose your licence for doing that?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s this thing’s appstore like right now? I feel like a Pokemon game or a clone like Palworld could be cool, you can have all your ‘mons actually there next to you while not needing to look through a phone screen. I definitely wouldn’t buy a VP and this game just to have a pokewife that follows me around…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      iPad apps work on it

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is this app releasing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what these actually did

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll tell you, but first I can double whatever bitcoin you want. Send me a sum, and I'll send you twice back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were glasses that were essentially all cardboard except for small holes in the middle. In the hole was a thin sliver of feather. What happens when your eye looked through the middle of the feather is that is causes a sort of double vision that creates a subimage of what you are looking at on top of it. So if you looked at an egg, you saw essentially a small shadow of an egg superimposed onto it, if you looked at a person. You saw a slightly smaller shadowy person. This worked on a lot of things, because Theres a yolk in an egg and under someone's clothes is their body, so it gave what could be construed as an x-ray effect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real time deep fakes, how long until that's realistic and actually looks good?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as soon as you can run image gen at a speed of ~90 images per second, on portable hardware

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So what do you reckon, a year at the most?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by the year's end it will be magic and revolutionary and you gays will be wrong as usual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People can afford $1000-2000 of shiny gadgets per year, this thing blows the entire budget and doesn't offer nearly as much as the other stuff would have

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being among blacks and relaxing. just a matter of time before one of these nugays get clocked and their shit stolen

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you share a video with and jerk off next to your bro?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wearing a 4k headset
    >on NY public transport
    Sweet summer child will soon get a very rude awaking.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >apple creates airpods
    >everyone thinks it's stupid
    >1 year later, everyone's using them
    >ar vision comes out
    >everyone thinks it's stupid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still think they're stupid and haven't upgraded my phone since they took away the removable battery and the headphone jack.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make a cup
      >no one cares
      >stupid tiktok is produced
      >1 day later everyone needs a cup
      normalgay demand is 99% marketing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bluetooth wireless buds existed long before airpods

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, many things existed before apple made them too, but apple has the golden touch

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They existed and were common a full 10 years before Apple introduced their overpriced version.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >were common a full 10 years before Apple
            in 2006? you're out of your mind, everyone used wired headphones

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am thinking more around 2010. Becoming older means I am losing track of this shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In addition, bluetooth headsets are really that old and I remember seeing them regularly, but they had one speaker and were meant for calls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        things like this are always brought up and you autists never understand that "it already existed" doesn't matter in the normie market. and the normie market is where the dollars are, as much as we wish we could gatekeep everything on here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slapping an Apple logo on them suddenly makes them "cool" and "the thing to have" regardless of quality and price

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They had flukes. AirPods Max are sold at a loss since you barely see people wearing them, normies just like the smaller profile of the regular AirPods Pro .

      Ergo, wait till the second version of the Vision, people are going to flock to get that one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thinks it's stupid
      By "everyone" do you mean people on IQfy, or actually everyone? Because I don't remember anyone out in the real world every even acknowledging they existed. They just showed up a few weeks later with them glued to their ears.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      airpods were 150-200 $ moron, not 3500, i know there are npc's who will go into debt to brag about the newest "product" but still

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And before airpods everyone had $20 wired & bluetooth headsets.
        They managed to raise the price 10x on a disposable product.

        Yeah, of course they don't have the patience to save up 3500, doesn't matter that much because they'll pay it in installments.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >apple creates airpods
      >everyone thinks it's stupid
      >1 year later, everyone's using them

      I still don't get it
      That shit has 3 batteries. All need to be charged eventually.

      How is that more convenient than just using wired headphones?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What I don't get is why anyone wouldn't prefer something that's not gonna fall to the ground super easily.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone thinks it's stupid
        We forgot to ask the stupid people what they think. It's easy to get a false impression of the world by just looking at various online communities, even if they cover a wide spectrum (IQfy/reddit/hn etc...). These don't account for actual, literal Black person brained normies. We never know what they're up to, because we'd actually have to ask.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The AirPods are actually useful. The Vision Pro is just another way to look at the same stupid applications. Just another screen.

      >t. huge Apple shill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much. same with musically. It's stupid but it will be adopted in the next years

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >working on the go
    Yeah this was actually impossible before, thanks Apple.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >apple has made us laptop/desktop boomers look like normal people

    based cook, we got our revenge on smartphone kiddies. Who is the autist now?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see them making the pinching motion at girls butts and then have girls get all mad and have them try to say they were just opening an app and had nothing to do with her butt.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homeless dude not yelling, taking the Vision pro and jumping off at the next stop
    I am dissapoint, NYC

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >harmless white guy minding his own business
    >IQfy: OH GOD I HOPE SOME Black person STEALS HIS STUFF I WANT TO Black person HIS ASS AND STEAL HIS HEADSET AND STEAL HIS MONEY OOGABOOGA
    so do you hate Black folk or do you like them? make up your fricking mind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      Why are there suddenly so many Black folk on IQfy?

      lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      Why are there suddenly so many Black folk on IQfy?

      Like in IQfy, there's too many hispanics on the board that are now jealous that Americans can use expensive phones and now this in public transport without getting robbed like in their communist shitholes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >jealous of ameriisraelites

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know they still branded slaves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      Why are there suddenly so many Black folk on IQfy?

      It is ALWAYS morally justifiable to steal from Apple and Apple users, because they are trooned out children and trooned out children do not have property rights

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clearly it isn't normalized if the xwitter users are gawking at it

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    racial replacement is real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and it's good!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at me! I am the shitposter now!

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Black person, i have been using this site since 2004 before you were born

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it any good? VR has been a toy for 20+ years and I doubt apple has done enough here.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    good morning sarr!!!
    india achieved superpower in 2020
    we have many good internet connections now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost every single tech site is unusable now because of indians. They just spam nonsense in broken english. It won't be long until the entire internet is rendered totally unusable, with every forum, every video, every search result being a sea of 70IQ creatures spewing noise. The chinks had the right idea with their Great Firewall or whatever the frick it is. The west needs to block every single shithole from accessing the western internet.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine real time AI undressing with this
    free app idea, now someone create it

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does the flipper zero dos attack still work?
    would be funny to fire it up around one of these wireheads to frick with their fov

  36. 3 weeks ago
    卐 Aryavartam卐

    Future is now OLD MAN!

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it will always be a gimmick. Forever forever. They can only be argued to be competing with phones, but phones will always be more efficient and less akward.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IQfy FUD failed agan
    Apple making BILLIONS, new cultural and social phenomena incoming, another iPhone moment.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple is paying randos to wear that thing in public.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't the battery only last a couple of hours?
    It's not really possible to just have them on throughout the day while you're out and about.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A literal tunnel vision for shallow people
    Ironic

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Props to Apple for managing to make these people look as fake as they are on the inside

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of doing this? Why not just show the video like in a normal videocall

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they have headsets of their faces

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit im moronic hahahaha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't they use the Emoji models they have been shilling for a while?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not dehumanizing enough

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they have some vision of blending the virtual and real world, by pushing the real world into the virtual one. The same philosophy is seen in the eyeball display. They shot for holograms in the form factor of glasses, and landed on dogshit avatars in the form factor of a toaster oven taped to your head.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao imagine giving up your spacial awareness in public. might as well donate your wallet to the closest Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's only a problem for poorgays like you.
      Rich people look the part, so no thug would mess with a rich guy because they subconsciously assume they have connections and the police is more likes to jump on the case. Rich people have a luxury to feel safe because 99% of the time they are indeed safe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a (You) problem. I'll create a BlackDetect app for my Apple Vision Pro when it arrives.
      >Verification not required.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this why they shill it so hard to minorities? Because they know white ignorant boys will buy it anyway?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the view of the eyes looks moronic. Should just go with a sleek eyeless look instead and accelerate the cyberpunk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The eyes are moronic but not as moronic as you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why so mean fren 🙁

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who thinks cyberpunk is something we should work towards needs to be burned alive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should be that electric glass that can tint on and off
      Free business idea apple

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick anon, they're already $3500

        Why so mean fren 🙁

        checked anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is a not-two-way OLED screen between the front of the device and the user's eyeballs.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very concerning.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >psychotic homosexuals and/or paid corporate shills are trying to normalize 10+ hour workdays
    Put every MBA in New York City then nuke it

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poorgay seethe thread #2035023

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Sneedy Pie

    This is a first gen device. They want to get apps ready and maybe a killer app and then make a cheaper version that all the goyim will want

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    with the Black detection app all Blacks will glow and display a warning sign

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can be watching blacked porn right next to you and you'll never know...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trust me I'll know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you post here and you're a burger, trust me - I can tell.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw they never showed the tether in all the slick marketing
    lmao what an epic failure, 3500 dollars and they couldn't self contain the fricker? meta would never! what a piece of shit. if anyone is at all interested in this field of tech just get a Quest 3 and be done with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally unmissable on the web page for it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, now that its released and fully revealed. the inital marketing with the Black lady that kept spamming here and other promo shots never showed it.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    itoddlers are interesting people. but why do all of the Apple Vision Pro threads have schizo babble in them?

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep seeing posts of people using these in public already and I am 100% convinced the people and posts are plants by Apple

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last white dude in america

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >taking the subway in NYC with a $3000 piece of equipment on your head and no awareness of your surroundings
    I'm sure this will end well

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine spending $4000 to look like this big of a dork and still have to ride the subway.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it’s the future you chose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I made this in stable diffusion before this even released

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn thats a big bottle

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          forced perspective

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it’s the future you chose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >last you see before you die is a 14yo girl stabbing you and stealing your wallet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah
      >siri look up this person and superimpose handrub.obj if applicable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  60. 3 weeks ago
    卐 Aryavartam卐

    It's Joever for dcells

    • 3 weeks ago
      卐 Aryavartam卐
      • 3 weeks ago
        卐 Aryavartam卐
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          those purple things looked like jojo moonrunes in the thumbnail

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that homie barely lift

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The same type of moron who'll have his eyes removed to be replaced by Apple Balls

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            iBalls

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Want this to stop? Simple. I'm working on making an App that will launch a 180* screamer and gore flashing with audio pitched to hurt ears. Imagine being stuck in there for a few seconds while trying to take the headset off, or slam it on the ground. Only need to distribute it to a few fools for a news story to pick up on it. Make normies scared.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally not doing anything thee guy behind him can do on his phone.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >work on the way to work
    >work all day at work
    >work on the way home from work
    good goy

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    white ppl wearing those things are racist
    get em'

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could you homosexuals stop posting this Apple marketing stunts?
    The device is trash

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously a marketing campaign
    Isn't it dead on arrival? what are these people doing with it, only messaging?

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i swear if this is the next big thing ill pass and stick to smart phones

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't be
      too fricking expensive
      big and unwieldy and won't fit in a purse
      gives you less situational awareness than even phone (enjoy getting mugged in a city)
      etc
      someday when they can fit them into normal sized eyeglasses or contacts, yes, but not until then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hope so i greatly prefer not looking like a nonce waving my hands about in the air

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >someday when they can fit them into normal sized eyeglasses or contacts, yes, but not until then
        I think normal people would use bulky full-sized if they are affordable, useful and convenient. Right now Apple is giving people extra screens an even worse user interface than normal.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT:
    >actually uuuhh there was an established smartphone market in 2006, tablets were very common in 2010, everybody had bluetooth headphones 18 years ago and smartwatches were always a thing

    the amount of moronic cope I have to endure on this board is truly something else, I can't tell if I'm surrounded by zoomers, braindead fanatics or shitposters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there was an established smartphone market in 2006
      There literally was an established smartphone market in 2006.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait till you hear about the number of miners in the 19th century

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you having a schizophrenic episode?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just talking to a brainlet is all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        throws a glass against a wall
        WHY THE FRICK IS ANDROID SO POPULAR?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally the same reason why Windows won back in the day.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ya but android having the markeet xshare means i HAVE to get a fricking shitty iphone cause i CANT be with the popular crowd
            what is popular is NEVER right and what is right is NEVER popular

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else get tired of Apple gorilla marketing their trash everywhere again?
    >No consumer use case
    >Corporate will just continue to use Varjo
    Let it die already.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember when google glass came out and people were ridiculed so much for wearing one it died in a couple of weeks. can we do that again.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how these threads went within days from „they never gonna sell“ to this.
    Haters gonna hate, I guess.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that I've had a meta quest for years but was too much of a pussy to do this in public, but now that Apple says it's ok it's ok.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron, if you used the damn thing like I have you'd know that the meta "guardian" was a fricking nightmare, zuck just cucked himself for like the last 3 years. It technically could be disabled but it would just re-enable constantly.

      Moreover, the eyes help this be used in public, apple is just that smart to understand and prioritize eyes.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder if someone tried this with a meta headset they'd get laughed off the subway, but using an apple headset has everyone enthralled by it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new technoracism just dropped

      "ew he uses a meta not a vision"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ew, sisters, that guy is a met(a)head

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