Apple Vision Pro

We are days away, and not a single thread on the catalog about this revolutionary device. Is Tim Cook going to fail on his big bet?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, this is what I've come to expect. I played Half-life Alyx and really enjoyed it. but the headaches and awkward weight made me have to play it in stages.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pussy, I played it in one go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Applenogs be like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its the same for me and quest 3. it took me a month or two to get used to it. probably deadened a bunch of nerves in my head, but the headset is too addicting, so it is what it is.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      EyeToddlers btfo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >EyeToddlers btfo

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For like $350 and without nigros in the pic it would be an OK product.
    Otherwise, nobody cares about comically overpriced apple walled garden.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this product isn't for me since I'm not black. It's a bold strategy to focus on marketing a device like this to such a small demographic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like spinning rims and caddilac escallades. They price these things because most Black folk sell drugs and have the kind of money they're asking. They'll buy it just to impress other Black folk.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, not buying it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Huh ?
      Why not ?
      $3500 for a completely closed system is steal ! -- Apple®

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The sort of people who will buy the Apple Vision are the sorts of people who buy expensive Rolex's and Armani's just to chase the trend of the month. This product will flop so hard, so fast, people will wonder why it was ever greenlit to begin with. VR has been irrelevant since 2019.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >VR has been irrelevant since 2019.
          I disagree

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually 3900$ if you want a usable amount of storage on it, the other models are a copout. I worship his divine shadow

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Huh ?
    >Why not ?
    >$3500 for a completely closed system is steal !

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where is the VR content? What will you do with a Vision Pro?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Make your own, you braindead consumertard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I do

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            metart does 3d stuff now?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            dumb brain rot coomer cant even read what the anon he was replying to was replying to

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            looks like fake AI slop

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a real photo converted to 3D with AI. AI slop? I and my penis disagree.

            finally i can be the one to post this

            kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            finally i can be the one to post this

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing i can enjoy about this device is the funny webm of this girl's head rotating around with a goofy smile

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do multi-billion dollar marketers all agree that ugly black women will sell their product?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense as it's their main target audience.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you have the attention span necessary to do this, but if you actually want to understand it, look into the multi-trillion dollar asset manager BlackRock

      https://odysee.com/@LTTP:7/blackrockomg:e

      Then look into the religious significance of the name blackrock (and adjacent blackcube and blackatone)
      https://odysee.com/vivian-dual-citizenship-israel-intelligence-blackcube:7

      https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKbi3IDxJRQhAGXC06JDGA2LL9eM2UtkT

      And finally, look into how judaism views black people and how it views racemixing:
      https://www.thetorah.com/article/black-people-in-israeli-tradition-eliminating-racism-requires-honesty

      https://web.archive.org/web/20221025234630/https://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/131463/relationship-between-israelites-and-gentiles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sorry zigger, you won't get that trillion and will pay reparations

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wanting blackrock money
          >.t shabboys goy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >zigger
          I hate Putin even more than I hate zelensky

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >le VR
    eheehheehehehehheeheh
    ahHAHahhaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2017
    >using nipplesOS

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is apple prepared to become the premier ar porn distributor? no? then it is a dead product.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Tim Cook going to fail on his big bet?
    are you're old enough to remember steve balmer on national television laughing at the original iphone before it released because it had no functionality compared to windows mobile? everything people here are saying about the vision pro is the same shit people said about the iphone.

    >it's overpriced.
    >what's the point?
    >why do you need it?
    >it has no business utility

    well how did all those criticisms age? this will be no different. the iphone wasn't the first smart phone but it represented a paradigm shift in form and function and every company in the world that made smart phones at the time was immediately left in the dust. VR headsets have been around for years. in all that time, none of them have successfully been able to bridge the gap into the mainstream. they simply never brought real world functionality to their users. vision pro is a virtual iphone, ipad, mac computer all in one with a UI that's orders of magnitude better than any competitor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I invite you to actually try it before singing its praises. Speculative nonsense will get you nowhere.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        enough respected people in the tech world have gotten time with them and they all agree it's like nothing else on the market. call it speculative if you must but i'm fairly confident it's going to be everything they say it is. the only question is how long will it take before more third party functionality comes into play and how often are they going to release new iterations but i suspect the release cycle will be multiple years with a device this expensive.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >and they all agree it's like nothing else on the market
          I don't remember seeing even a single one of these figures in the world of tech expressing anywhere near that much enthusiasm for Vision Pro. Most of the sentiment seems to be, "Its a really good VR headset but basically it's a VR headset. It's also heavy and uncomfortable. Pretty cool I guess."
          I haven't seen anyone praise this thing the way they did the iPhone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the point?
      >why do you need it?
      >it has no business utility
      Imagine making this shit up. The iphone's first pitch was to yuppies who wanted the latest cool gadget to check their stocks and emails and make conference calls. Watch the keynote.
      It succeeded with normalgays because it removed barriers to interactivity in an already large market of button phones.

      It doesn't matter if apple vision pro fulfils all its promises and is the best headset on the market. It's not removing a barrier to anything. If everyone was walking around with headsets your comparison would make more sense, but VR/AR is extremely niche unlike phones when the iphone was introduced.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't do anything that an iphone, and no one has been able to provide a legitimate use case for this overpriced piece of garbage yet.

        The difference between this and an iphone is the simply the utility and practical application for the average consumer. Apple has historically not innovated since the launch of the iphone, and much of their success can be attributed to their advertising strategies and business tactics that gave them an unfair advantage over other device makers for which they are still being sued over for this day.

        Apple is not synonymous with innovation, and it hasn't been since the Steve Jobs era.

        prepare to eat your words philistines lol.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Screencapped.
          When should I mark my calendar to laugh at your post? I think 3 years is fair, but we can go to 5 if you want to cope.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bro i like the old school steve jobs apple. i love the old macs, iphones, ipods, most of all i love the old macos. but its not the same company now. same way microshaft is not the same company.
          just because they were able to change the market before doesnt mean they will be able to do it now or in 10 years or in 50 years. things change.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't do anything that an iphone, and no one has been able to provide a legitimate use case for this overpriced piece of garbage yet.

      The difference between this and an iphone is the simply the utility and practical application for the average consumer. Apple has historically not innovated since the launch of the iphone, and much of their success can be attributed to their advertising strategies and business tactics that gave them an unfair advantage over other device makers for which they are still being sued over for this day.

      Apple is not synonymous with innovation, and it hasn't been since the Steve Jobs era.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the point?
      >why do you need it?
      >it has no business utility
      Imagine making this shit up. The iphone's first pitch was to yuppies who wanted the latest cool gadget to check their stocks and emails and make conference calls. Watch the keynote.
      It succeeded with normalgays because it removed barriers to interactivity in an already large market of button phones.

      It doesn't matter if apple vision pro fulfils all its promises and is the best headset on the market. It's not removing a barrier to anything. If everyone was walking around with headsets your comparison would make more sense, but VR/AR is extremely niche unlike phones when the iphone was introduced.

      to add:

      >VR headsets have been around for years. in all that time, none of them have successfully been able to bridge the gap into the mainstream.
      My point exactly.

      >they simply never brought real world functionality to their users. vision pro is a virtual iphone, ipad, mac computer all in one
      So now you can do portable computing but with 2 hours of battery, and less portable than a laptop/phone. Let's see how that pays off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The iPhone was Steve's thing. Tim wiener can't innovate for shit. he's just riding off the long rotting dead corpse of Jobs.
      everyone (except for tards like Ballmer) could see cool and useful the iPhone was.
      Apple's VR/AR has nothing interesting to offer.
      >muh virtual monitors
      the only interesting thing is that cinema wide screen thing they showed in the add where your entire environment changes, but the FOV is way too small for that, and it doesn't have enough pixels.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just 80,000 devices.
    This pass as no ever beta tester but market research or Tim Cook bet Vision pro scarcity launch as luxury item.
    Didn't work, is just a development test kit wait for Apple glasses.
    Works, Tim Cook is a genius.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the problem with this is that Apple is not in a position to be holding off on a potentially market defining full scale release product, especially when so many other companies are working on similar products at reasonable prices

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to speak English or frick off of my board

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This whole AVP thing is really obvious to me and I don't understand how more people aren't seeing through it. This is exactly like when everyone thought motion controls were going to be the next big thing, and everyone started dumping all of this engineering resource into getting a product to market.

    I remember visiting a buddy once who had a Kinect. He let me try it out and I thought it was amazing for a couple of hours. We used it once and then never touched it again. Once the novelty wore off it was very clear that it wasn't an actual improvement, just a gimmick.

    Similarly, Apple can see that AR and AI are the hot commodity right now and potentially the next big thing. But no one at Apple understands why or what this technology really means for defining the next generation of tech. Everyone is kind of just reacting to hype and speculation at this point. I don't think whoever ends up cracking the code will be a dying megacorp like Apple, it will be some visionary who understands the tech and the implications of how it will interface with society in new ways.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It took several generations for iPhone and Apple Watch to become good, I don't think this will be any different

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the first generation iphone was a sensation. jesus are you people ignorant to history but i guess that's just gen z for you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb zoomie / alphie detected. The iPhone didn't really take off until 2-3 years after the OG model in 2007, which had a high price tag, limited hardware, missing software features, and no App Store. Apple Watch had a similarly slow launch.

        Ironically the iPad had a much faster initial ramp-up in sales than either of those other two product lines.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go broke, get woke or smthin

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cost too much.
    looks stupid.
    have diversity marketing as if niggs have the money to buy it.

    dare i say, it is the blunder of the century

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's with the push to get VR into the mainstream? zuck rebranded his company for this crap and been selling the goggles at a loss since square one, why? what's the endgame?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It really pains me to post it, because there is some cool VR(/AR) stuff I've seen, but...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god i miss steve jobs. apple havent released a single interesting product since he died.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tim Cook going to fail
    My Quest2 can play any "immersive video" possible, except AV1, but apple toy can't play it anyways

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because nobody fricking cares. it's 10x the price of a quest for a slightly better but very similar experience. in fact its likely way worse because there's no apps for it other than the basic built-in ones it comes with. DOA.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on the vision pro? is it basically attaching a macbook pro to your face?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, visionOS has its own UI and developer guidelines for various 3D applications. You can optionally pair a Vision Pro with a nearby Mac and get a giant 3D desktop for Mac apps.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, visionOS has its own UI and developer guidelines for various 3D applications. You can optionally pair a Vision Pro with a nearby Mac and get a giant 3D desktop for Mac apps.

      but in reality its using iphone apps projected into your living room

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    Some marketing material hot off the press. I could imagine trying a headset like that for consooming movies and spatial photos. I don’t know if it has any productive use though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gooning vision pro, get me some psychedelics and molly and some 4k porn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >spatial photos
      there's literally no free app to view stereo images on quest that's useable by humans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its funny how they keep showing it with the one-strap band in marketing materials when everyone is actually going to use the two-strap one instead due to how heavy the thing is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Personas look likeautistic people, so I will blend in nicely.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apple is looking like a legacy company from the bygone era of software. We're kind of past that rn I think.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing in VR that you can't do elsewhere. It's simply too cumbersome for what is essentially a different control scheme for things you do on your phone or on your computer

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remembering during all the IQfy soi-facing over the first headset thinking "looks interesting maybe I’l try it…wait, that’s a PROJECTION of fake eyes? Frick this lame overpriced toy no one will care".

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    also the fact they need to make a ten minute long video explaining how to use the thing is not a good sign at all. Everyone intuitively knows how to use a smartphone, nobody knows how to use this shit without sitting through a lecture first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dude, Jobs had an half an hour long presentation on how to use a fricking touchscreen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was a different time. boomers back then couldn't even program their vcr's

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The tech is amazing but judging from the reviews I've seen, it still suffers from the gimmicky nature of 3d which is to say that it's all style over substance. There is no difference between Vision Pro and watching Avatar 3D where it gets old after 5 minutes and you're left with a shitty movie that's too long.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The tech is amazing
      it doesnt do anything new at all. The fricking PSVR2 does pretty much everything it does.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't have spotify
    >doesn't have netflix
    >doesn't have fricking youtube
    >the only thing this shit has is Apple TV, Safari on a first-attempt Spatial OS which will probably be broken
    Genuinely I'm unsure as to how this product is going to work.
    If you're a developer, you're dealing with Apple's moronic systems, their greed for money and their shitty app store with numerous restrictions and software problems.
    If you're a consumer, you're at least somewhat of an enthusiast? So you're at least knowledgeable on software enough to know that Safari is garbage and that it's going to probably be your only option. You're a small as shit market.
    If you're a bigger software company, you won't touch this thing unless apple gives you a check because there's such a small fricking market for this.

    It's walled-off not only by Apple's choice, but because this shit has nothing, Apple isn't making some amazing software to go with this thing to show off what it can actually do, nothing in the presentation was remotely impressive except for novelty things that really weren't at all related to the operating system and the spatial computing part. This shit could be the most beautifully designed and capable thing on the market and no one right now cares because all they've shown off is shitty upscaled virtual screens that'll be streaming shitty quality from Apple TV, as well streaming your MacBook's screen to your headset. Stuff that...is done by the Quest 3 with way more apps and works on a way more popular OS and isn't as massively walled off because Oculus actually did ONE thing right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the iPhone had no app store on its release and made hundreds of millions
      cope harder

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Difference is that the iPhone was marketed as a smartphone, and phones were already being used by people day-to-day in life. There's not a single person on earth who genuinely gets as much use out of spatial computing similar to how they got use out of phones when the iPhone was launching.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It will die the same way Windows Phone died. No content. I used a WP, and it was a way better experience than Android back at that time (OS level at least), but the lack of Apps killed it. I can hope that Apples Spatial OS will have the same fate, I think everyone hates them (Apple) now, all ad companies because of the tracking prevention for 3rd parties (Apple still tracks tho) and others because of the closed system with 30% Apple tax. Companies can not just drop iOS support, because of the market share, but they don't have to support new products without any market share.

      what makes you think those apps wont immediately come to the platform? thats such a non issue.
      whats more of a dealbreaker is that apple will treat this like an ipad, where you have no capability of doing any programming or development locally on the machine, since it gives too much control to users over their device.

      The companies already announced that they currently don't have an app in the works.
      Google doesn't like Apple and Netflix and Spotify even block iOS Apps from creating an account... makes you think.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thanks but I'm sticking with the quest 3
    mainly to watch movies in a cinema in bed

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its for Black folk, dont buy it.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      on the ID tag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      amogus

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Already sold stocks.
    Gonna watch it all burn down.
    Life is good sometimes.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It literally doesn't do anything. Not even Youtube, Spotify, or Netflix.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what makes you think those apps wont immediately come to the platform? thats such a non issue.
      whats more of a dealbreaker is that apple will treat this like an ipad, where you have no capability of doing any programming or development locally on the machine, since it gives too much control to users over their device.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because apple are greedy scumfricks who have made too many enemies over the years and no one wants to work with them.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have the Quest 2 and after the first week of novelty it now just collects dust.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cus they've been incredibly tight-lipped on this thing
    usually apple only enter a market when they've solved it, but idk, it feels like this is gonna be a beta test luxury item
    like walking around with a fat battery attached to a fricking cable is the least apple thing ever

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think they used a black person to advertise it, so people don't want to comment that it looks ugly af in case that comes off as racist. Basically targeting the rich liberal conditioning.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Had an old client contact me the other day asking for help.
    They make a VR app.
    Pretty sure they are freaking out because their app isn't ready for Vision Pro.
    The Vision Pro is coming out in two weeks.
    No way in hell I'm getting involved in that.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they add pro to it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When you add "pro" to a product, you become justified to also add 300$ to the price.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >reading comments about it
    >"$3500 isnt that expensive"
    >*only compares it to quest 2, never quest 3*
    >*thinks apple invented vr headsets*
    >*downvotes any hint of criticism*
    legit cult behavior

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Say something nice about her

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno about spending 3.5K on something that I might not use often. I don't want to force myself to have to use it every day to feel like I'm not wasting my money, hmm

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest IQfy, will this revolutionize technology and society, for better and for worse, like what the iphone did?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if apple can't do it, I dunno man, wide usage of vr might not happen for another decade until they get the tech even lighter and more compact.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >revolutionary device
    Duh, VR has been around for a decade already

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest
    there's barely any unit produced for the market. It's doa just with the fact there's not enough units to even cause a buzz.

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