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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wuthering wave
    CHINA BROS WAW

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so is x86 kill yet?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OKAY AITARDS HE SAID THE STOCK PUMPING WORDS

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The guy who led the development of the (worse) competing format also works on Chrome and personally removed its support
    Mozilla get all of their money from Google

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you scared, googlecucks?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Roverbwos!??

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit he said AI

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PRIDE CEO SPEAKING

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >powerful personal products
    >AI learning

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI SLOP

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TIM APPLE ABOUT TO SAY IT

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI BROS ITS HAPPENING

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HE SAID IT

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here we go bros. AI incoming.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Isn't that dependent on the app? Infuse can play webms.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ALL THE AI WORDS

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he didn't say AI, he just had to spell it out

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THAT GAWWWWL

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SIRI WIFE

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >several years old slop
    gayming on applel is truly alive

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLSY THISDJITJDHDJSGDGS

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HE SAID THE WORDS

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    aishit time

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    here comes the AI slop

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HE SAID THE THING

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED AI

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WE ETHICAL AI NOW GTFO IN HERE!!!!

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy COPE

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PUMP THE STOCK

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HERE COMES APPLE RECALL

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >haha history is never faked hahah
    >hmm? 6 million?
    >No no no, you are mistaken it was 13 million

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it was faked... because it just was, okay?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it could never have been faked...because it just couldn't have, okay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >but it was definitely faked this time, because i just don't like it, okay?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >>but it was definitely couldn't have been faked, because i just don't like it, okay?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >it was definitely couldn't have been faked
            Kek, pajeet

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED INTELLIGENCE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      frick tard I'm from androtri and I've had that since a looot before

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HERE WE GOOIOOOOOI NO AI SLOP

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI SLOP

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >criticize linux distro for missing a vital feature
    >"nuh uh you can ackshually do that if you install these five packages and configure them across the system"

    >you can tile windows on macOS perfectly if you just install any of the dozen freely available third party tools
    >"no no that doesn't count if the feature is not available by default"

    Why are you like this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they're nonfree cucks.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    please just fix siri

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's not just Ubisoft and not just now and it's because of ESG funds

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ai cucks lost

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WE HAVE AI SLOP TOO GUYS

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HERE WE GO

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S GONNA SAY IT

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED PC

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I bought an iPhone to pick up dumb hoes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How is it working out for you so far?

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PERSONAL INTELLIGENCE PI

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI time

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Now introducing...Siri 2
    "YO WADDUP CUH I BEW SIRI"

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >PRIVACY
    NONONONON DONT STOP YOU'RE LITERALLY KILLING AI

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >apple invents copilot

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY FRICKING GOD IM FOING TO CUM ALL OCER MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT MY TOES ARE CURLED

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    god theyre so fricking cringe

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INTELLIGENCE

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >apple invented PIIPP

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Sticky
    Why are the mods so hellbent on turning this board into a second IQfy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, they've been doing these for awhile. I agree with you though, Apple garbage isn't really on-topic imo. it's just goysumer bullshit

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED INTELLIGENCE

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >APPLE INTELLIGENCE

    HAHAHAHAHA FRICK OFF YOU FRICKING homosexualS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      mad samcuck homosexual?

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I NEED MORE POWER INTEGRATION PERSONALLY PRIVATELY

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    here's your AI slop

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AIIIIIIIIIII SLOP TIME
    SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP
    get those market gains baby

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its not "artificial" its Apple and its real.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    apple invented ai

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OH FRICK BROS IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI = APPLE INTELLIGENCE

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Artificial Intelligence?

    No. Apple Intelligence.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kino.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Chef’s kiss (White)

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's apple intelligence not ai

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CREG!

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's really called apple intelligence
    Holy frickign shit my sides.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI (Apple Intelligence)

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he said ittttt

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED AI (APPLE INTELLIGENCE)!

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    alibaba intelligence

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE ACTUALLY FRICKING CALLED IT APPLE INTELLIGENCE KEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED INTELLIGENCE

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LETS FRICKING GOOOO
    APPLE INVENTED AI

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED AI

    >APPLE INVENTED AI

    APPLE INVENTED AI

    >APPLE INVENTED AI

    APPLE INVENTED AI

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They had NPUs in the iPhone 3 years before ChatGPT launched so yeah kinda

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Apple """""""""""""""""""Intelligence"""""""""""""""""""

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      iphone

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AND WITH THAT APPLE INVENTS AI WE WERE HERE

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Please be based on GPT2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OpenAI is going to announce GPT5

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can't ask how to make fent with GPT5

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me good and fast image gen, c'mon!

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OH THEY BETTER GENERATE VIDEOS

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HERE IT COMES

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Powerful
    >Intuitive
    >Integrated
    >Personal
    >Private
    Apple Intelligence

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE
    INVENTED
    INTELLIGENCE

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >APPLE INTELLIGENCE
    LOOL THIS WAS SO PREDICTABLE

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MY HEART FEELS HEAVY IM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK HOLY SHIT

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    But can it generate dicky privately?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hope so

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we know there are privacy concerns with AI
    >so we're giving it all of your personal information

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >they actually called it apple intelligence

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how long until we reach AGI? (apple general intelligence)

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    loose maid siri WHEN

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YOU COULD HAVE CALLED IT THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE
    YOU HAD ONE FRICKING JOB

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGE AND LLM

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can I disable Apple Intelligence if I don’t want it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its opt in

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to your cave luddite

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually called Apple Intelligence...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what happened to Charles he looks like a skeleton now. is his wife Arabic or something?

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WE WERE HERE

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ACTION MODEL HORY SHIT

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CRAIG DELIVERING APPLE INTELLIGENCE ANNOUNCEMENT. CRAIG NEW CEO CONFIRMED.

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >social media told me i need an iphone to get laid
    >buy 15 pro max
    >remain a virgin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >falling for the marketing israelite
      deserved. now enjoy your "Apple intelligence."

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It gives you higher chances. Think of it like +1 sex appeal

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What will this mean for Nvidia?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      great actually

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APLOO INTELLIGENT

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that AI stands for Apple Intelligence

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    (it's not actually intelligent)

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > Images
    ok, can I make porn?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only fully clothed fat people of colors

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    language AND text? holy frick you fricking homosexual, text IS language and language IS text

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Apple will spy on your data 24/7

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was this script written with chatgpt or something?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Given that they keep saying "ensuring," I'd say yes, that's true.

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Humane AI Pin and Rabbit R1 bros. What is our response?

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is instacart? are americans so lazy they even have their groceries delivered?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its cheaper for me to get my groceries delivered than driving to pick them up. i am also helping sirs redeem the american dream.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what a sad country to live in where this is the case

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      americans have a lot more space than european countries so a lot of elderly people rely on it because it saves them a 1-4 hour trip.

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >infinite satanias in the palm of your hand

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A

    I

    S

    L

    O

    P

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how often am I going to have to reset the personal context thing to get it to forget my embarrassing fetishes and not insert them into serious correspondence

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Witnessed

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Apple Intelligence, 10$ a month
    >And we think you're gonna love it!

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CONFIRMED TOTALLY ORIGINAL IMAGES NO COPYRIGHT ISSUES!

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THESE IMAGES ARE DISGUSTING

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ that's very lame

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Google eternally btfo

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WAT

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Those images are horrifying.
    Also, no anime style (=worthless)

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How much more AI wankery until the stock price is fixed?

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    STOCK IS DUMPING

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aw frickin hell those images are gross. Apple fricked up

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    omg dude that's so creepy literally boomer shit

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED AI SLOP

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh man those faces on those generated images are creepy as frick

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bullying is gonna become so fricking great

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jesus that looks like ASS

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They going hard with itAPPLE INVENTED AI HOORAY WE ARE SAVED

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT SHIT

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY FRICKING SHIT OH MY FRICKING GOD I LOCE APPLE SO MUCH IN GOING TO UPGRADE INSTANTLY HOLY FRICKING SHIT

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAAHA WHAT THE FRICK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Son, this is the single worst thing you have ever done to me. Your father and I are on the way to the lawyer to take you out of your will RIGHT NOW

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is the stock going back down? they said the magic word!

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so it's 4o or what?

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    siri draw a naked woman

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ITS JUST DALL-E SLOP

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what the FRICK is that

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AWW HELL NAH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > ok siri, draw my black friend working on a cotton field

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who needs enemies when your friends create horrible caricatures of you now.

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    KEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Pixar Presents: If only You Knew

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      JUST

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit it's fricking over
      All they had to do was fix Siri and they would've won
      Disabling this shit ASAP

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i hope the stock is TANKING

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"ethical"
    >we know ai is scary
    >so we're doubling down on that
    >now lubricate the gears of capitalism with your blood, paypig because it knows where you live
    bro wtf

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    when you wish a friend a happy birthday, you can generate an image of her pregnant with your child

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HEY SIRI MAKE A PICTURE OF AUNTY SUZIE SUCKING BIG LOLLIPOPS

  147. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    COOMERS BTFO

  148. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    happy birthday bloody basterd b***h

  149. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >those lora
    noooooo hahahahaa

  150. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what were they thinking

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my mom is gonna spam this shit. ahh kill me. i love my mom though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I love your mom too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          thanks anon. nice get.
          i love yours too and hope you and yours are healthy and have nice lives.

  151. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S SHITTTTTTTTT

  152. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S MEMOJI ALL OVER AGAIN

  153. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apple won. Normies will gobble it up. This is the first killer app for AI

  154. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ this is terrible
    I can't believe it just some Dall-e level shit

  155. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NO PHOTOREALSITIC IMAGES HAHAHAHAH NO PHOTOREALSITIC IMAGES HAHAHAHAH NO PHOTOREALSITIC IMAGES HAHAHAHAH NO PHOTOREALSITIC IMAGES HAHAHAHAH NO PHOTOREALSITIC IMAGES HAHAHAHAH NO PHOTOREALSITIC IMAGES HAHAHAHAH

  156. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't generate photorealistic images

  157. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is this just the windows ai computer but it's mac instead?

  158. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who actually wants these AI image generators? they always look weird to me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      coomers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they cant make them decent for legal stupid reasons

  159. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SELL SELL SELL SELL

  160. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's myself and not me Craig!

  161. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    P R I C E D I N
    R
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    E
    D
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    N

  162. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I HAVE A WIFE
    YES!

  163. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >people actually thought Apple would be ahead of microsoft and google in AI

  164. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY FRICKING GOD

  165. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bruh don't normies realize this is literally a 24/7 spyware device

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is missalice even doing these days

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She's on onlyfans she's still hot and she still has a fat ass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but you can find her new stuff of simpcity

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Working out if I trust her IG

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is missalice even doing these days

      the tons of cum I spent on her, no regrets

  166. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's about fricking time. This is exactly how I imagined LLM Siri.

    Now they just need to make the watch an entire wrist item with magnets worked into the band so that it can be a standalone device without needing the phone.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not magnets, batteries.

  167. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    KEEEEEK THIS IS THE LAMEST SHIT OF ALL TIME
    homieS MADE MEMOJI 2

  168. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW ME ALL THE PEPES

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  169. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Below Stable Diffusion 1 quality for 3 Trillion Dollar company.

  170. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're not selling this AI very well to be tbh.

  171. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >No mention of Siri
    Press S to Spit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're gonna talk about it considering the colours they had earlier during the animation.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so glad to see this pic, I remember making it in photoshop kek

  172. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Play the cuckolding video that my wife sent the other day

  173. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dont listen to them
    BUY BUY BUY

  174. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i am vomit

  175. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TOTALLY NOT CREEPY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      normies are gonna fricking love this shit. its gonna wake up all these morons. frick frick frick. save me!!

  176. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Normies are going to love it and theres nothing you can do about it APPLE INVENTS AI

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair apple did invent ai (apple intelligence)

  177. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >apple invents recall

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Recall itself is actually a knockoff of a third party Mac app called Rewind funnily enough

  178. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FULLY ON DEVICE NO CLOUD BOTNET

  179. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the images are shit
    THIS RUNS LOCALLY ON A FRICKING PHONE YOU moronS. THIS IS FRICKING INSANE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stable Diffusion runs locally on my PC and can make photorealistic images of anything not this limited cartoon trash

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Your pc is stronger than a phone you fricking moron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Its still "local" and does something useful whereas what the phone does is useless.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Extreme shitty and compressed one pass model, yes can do it for 50 to 100 faster

  180. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ok but what is it doing with the context?

  181. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Got 1 128GB model? LOLOLOLOL enjoy 30GB of that going to AI models and their caches.

  182. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    altman on suicide watch

  183. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Just organise my Pepe pics on iPhone.
    Your prayers have been heard

  184. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >AI CLOUD
    AI CLOUD
    >AI CLOUD
    AI CLOUD
    >AI CLOUD
    AI CLOUD
    >AI CLOUD
    AI CLOUD

  185. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Goy trust me we are not collecting any data.

  186. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTS ON-DEVICE AI
    >ANDROIDJEETS STUCK WITH SPYWARE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's false, Gemini mini shipped with Pixel 8 Pro which is on device 6 months ago.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        gemini is DEI trash

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >gemini
        So you can generate images of black people?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, goalpost mover. Doesn't change that Apple wasn't first.

  187. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's finetuned llama
    applesisters??

  188. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it collects your dat-

  189. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >on device processing
    Apple won

  190. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >INTEGRATED DEEP
    INTEGRATED DEEP
    >INTEGRATED DEEP
    INTEGRATED DEEP
    >INTEGRATED DEEP
    INTEGRATED DEEP

    NO FRICK OFF

  191. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >AI does not live in CLOUD because Apple chips are SUPERIOR

    APPLE IS BASED LONG LIVE APPLE

    APPLE IS BASED LONG LIVE APPLE

    APPLE IS BASED LONG LIVE APPLE

    APPLE IS BASED LONG LIVE APPLE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sieg fricking Heil

  192. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    googlebros we're being called out

  193. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    These guys should just end Adobe by making Apple Photoshop since Adobe wants to steal all your stuff to train its AI. Since Apple won't use your stuff as an artist that would be immensely useful.

  194. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LMAAAAAAAOOOOOO ONLY THE LATEST IPHONES

  195. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is he talking about

  196. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to disable that shit mostly because it sounds like a battey rapist, normies are going to disable it for that reason as well

  197. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is only telling me that Apple are WAY behind when it comes to AI. Much further than I thought. I've never seen Apple attack other companies so much when it comes to launching a new product.

    When they launched Vision Pro they didn't mention other shit out there at all.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They are actually the only ones who have figured out how to do this with privacy still built in. Keep up dumbfrick

  198. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SAMSUNG KEKS ARE STUCK WITH GOOGLE AND OPENAI SPYWARE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

  199. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >HEY SIRI GENERATE PIX OF MY NEIGHBOUR’s DAUGHTER AT THE BEACH WITH TWO GERMAN SHEPHERDS

  200. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    EH???
    why tho

  201. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It also includes sending all your data to Apple so they can sell it to sam ~~*(altman*~~

  202. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AND my android phone has a headphone jack

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >headphone jack
      nobody gaf

  203. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's over for Androidjeets

  204. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PRIVATE CLOUD COMPUTE

  205. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ON DEVICE AI
    APPLE WON
    GOOGLE AND MICROSOFT SKYNET BTFOOOO

    ON DEVICE AI
    APPLE WON
    GOOGLE AND MICROSOFT SKYNET BTFOOOO

    ON DEVICE AI
    APPLE WON
    GOOGLE AND MICROSOFT SKYNET BTFOOOO

    ON DEVICE AI
    APPLE WON
    GOOGLE AND MICROSOFT SKYNET BTFOOOO

    ON DEVICE AI
    APPLE WON
    GOOGLE AND MICROSOFT SKYNET BTFOOOO

    ON DEVICE AI
    APPLE WON
    GOOGLE AND MICROSOFT SKYNET BTFOOOO

    ON DEVICE AI
    APPLE WON
    GOOGLE AND MICROSOFT SKYNET BTFOOOO

  206. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN AI CALLED OUT BY TIM APPLE

  207. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wtf Apple dropping privacy redpills?

  208. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GOOGLE DISSED

  209. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    apple won

  210. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED EXPERTS

  211. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no you arent

  212. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this segment has such a weirdly different vibe from the rest of the show. like they know all this is half-baked.

  213. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh, OpenAI and Google getting called out...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >unverified claims
      EXPERT SAYS

  214. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED PCP

  215. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >PRIVATE CLOUD
    AHAHAHAHAHA

  216. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE FLEXING ON OPENAI

  217. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    See? Apple is totally safe

  218. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    apple and /qa/ won

  219. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we added word private to CLOUD which means it's PRIVATE now goy KEK.

  220. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >private
    >cloud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      "Private cloud" is actually an existing term.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, a synonym for 'oxymoron'

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no one cares about your x86 home servers bro

  221. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >private cloud compute
    okay apple won

  222. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    uhh nvidia bros?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think their servers are using anon

  223. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    apple is back on top boys

  224. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >PRIVATE CLOUD COMPUTE
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  225. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >private cloud compute
    holy fricking kek. they are streching hard here, marketing and security teams sweating hard.

  226. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's okay when it's our servers

  227. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >private cloud computing
    >it still runs in cloud but now somehow secure

  228. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do Apple goycattle actually believe the privacy bs?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes. they really are that moronic.
      https://www.apple.com/child-safety/pdf/Expanded_Protections_for_Children_Frequently_Asked_Questions.pdf

  229. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED PRIVACY

  230. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I-IT'S LOCAL
    >EXCEPT WHEN IT NEEDS COMPUTE LOL

  231. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >PRIVATE CLOUD
    it is in their interest to make AI (apple intelligence) truly private, meaning you would be stupid to not use iPhone, itablet iwatch, iface or iLaptop

  232. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    apple silicon cloud servers for AI???? wha???
    nvidiabros?

  233. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MOTHERFRICKER YOU are the company violating my privacy!

  234. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >android jeets
    AI in skynet

    >apple CHADS
    AI on device

  235. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wallstreet is not enjoying the AI shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WITH NO SURVIVORS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      None of this seems enough to even prompt an outsized iPhone upgrade cycle. There were people that seriously thought Apple was going to re-enter the datacenter market with AI accelerators or introduce compelling enough features that could justifiably put behind a subscription service.

  236. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >HEY SIRI GENERATE PIXX OF JENNY FROM CLASS COVERED IN SLIME HAHA

  237. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >TRUST ME GOY

  238. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Private CP
    WTF APPLE?!??!

  239. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    there's no such thing as a private cloud

  240. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apple invented private cloud dicky generation

  241. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you know when they have to spend this much time talking about how safe something is that it almost certainly isnt

  242. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN SOURCE PRIVATE SERVERS

  243. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >A17Pro only
    Dead, so fricking dead.

  244. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it collects your data and sends it to us
    >but its totally local and on your device
    so which one is it? wtf. frick no.

  245. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's almost as embarrassing as Bard

  246. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    US GOVERNMENT FRONTMEN SELLING YOU CHAINS

    >US GOVERNMENT FRONTMEN SELLING YOU CHAINS

  247. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN SOURCE

  248. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICKING SHIT APPLE HAS WON IM INVESTING ALL MY MONEY AND YOU SHOULD TOO THIS IS 100% FINANCIAL ADVICE

  249. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >independent experts have access to the private cloud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it's rubbing, adl made apple goy.

  250. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SIRI NOT DEAD

  251. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hippies will jizz about this having no AI scraping your data is going to win because everyone in every industry is worried about losing IP and whatever to AI scrapers.

  252. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Apple care about privacy so much? Should I stop sharing nudes?

  253. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    independent ~~*~~*experts*~~))

  254. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How is this verifiable?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >source: dude trust me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not it's just slop to fool the goyim into using a 24/7 spyware device

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you never generate anything, you don't need verification.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If it's proprietary, good luck finding out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Presumably they will open source the code

      I dunno, maybe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      JUST TRUST US YOU DUMB FRICKS

  255. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >private
    >cloud

    >private
    >cloud

    >private
    >cloud

    >private
    >cloud

    >private
    >cloud

  256. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ON DEVICE AI

    ITS OVER

  257. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're fixing Siri?

  258. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    impregnate kelsey

  259. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Siri

  260. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust their ai slob at all

  261. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >publicly logged for inspection
    >private
    why is everything so *i*ed?

  262. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SIRI SIRI SIRI SIRI SIR WIFUUUUU

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Siri will win because it is the only white female voice left in mainstream AI.

  263. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh she is hot

  264. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SIRI BRING ME THE DEVILISH PEPE

  265. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SIRI WIFE

  266. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Our devices can totally run AI locally, but let me just talk about these servers we have for AI for absolutely no reason.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he said when they need more COMPUTE power you moron

      its all PRIVATE

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And why would you need more compute if the devices are good enough for AI?

        Spoiler alert: it's because they're not.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They've been doing AI bullshit locally for 5 years anon. That's why they called that one SOC the A12 Bionic, the "Bionic" part was that it had an NPU

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        "AI" as it's currently used means LLMs, not just ML.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Predictive text uses an LLM today

  267. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHITE WOMEN

  268. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CRAIG I DONT HAVE A A17 CHIP

    I BOUGHT THE 14 MAX 8 MONTHS AGO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Buy a new phone, chud

  269. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SEX

  270. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick the hottest woman isn't pregnant?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because she is white, all pregnant people where brown stop noticing GOY, nothing subversive going on.

  271. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Sircortanai

  272. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SEXO

  273. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shut up siri you b***h
    make me a sandwich

  274. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to smell her feet

  275. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wow will Siri finally not be completely moronic

  276. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OH. MY. FRICKING. GOD. IM UPGRADING INSTANTLY

  277. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy lady alert!
    Sexy lady alert!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not pregnant albeit

  278. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    glowies in siri confirmed

  279. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    would impregnate

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Too old, look at that wrinkled face

  280. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apple copied Samsung Edge Lighting

  281. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SIRI PERSONALITY MODIFICATION WHERE

  282. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLIE INVENTED HALO LIGHTS

  283. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they're not going to mention openai are they?

  284. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the openAI snub
    kek, its so over for sam

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SAM ALTMAN SPOTTED SEETHING AT APPLE PARK

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Listen, uh, Sam thanks for coming and all but we’re going to make a quick change to the schedule and, um, we’re gonna have to push your comments to next week…um…real sorry about that but we’ll be in touch when the schedule frees up. It was cool how you stopped that coup, though. Good luck, man.

  285. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apple unironically is the only company that says they offer privacy and it’s actually true.

  286. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    literally open ai.
    frick frick frick.
    ai was supposed to be my secret weapon at work. now dumbass normies will be aware!
    frick apple

  287. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God Siri is still so fricking soulless I miss cortana

  288. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THOSE PANTS ARENT WORKING ON YOU HONEY. WHO DID HER WARDROBE SERIOUSLY ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      based fashionhomo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >t. skinny jeans wearing cukllennial

        High waist boot cut pants are Fatty troony Cope . You b***hes can’t rock low waist skinny jeans. Go buy Ozempic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. skinny jeans wearing cukllennial

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not what he means, she's wearing low rise pants on a very wide fit, which is supposed to never look good and it's true here considering how good looking she is.
        with relaxed/wide fits, you either go medium or high rise (high almost always better), her pelvis looks like a grandma's at the moment

        THOSE PANTS ARENT WORKING ON YOU HONEY. WHO DID HER WARDROBE SERIOUSLY ?

        based noticer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >t. homo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Her pants are out of control. A long skirt would look a million times better.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        *mini

  289. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The voice still sounds dogshit. What are they doing?

  290. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Siri, how would I feel if I didn't eat breakfast this morning?

  291. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN AI BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  292. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ai only works on new phone
    good. i can update without worry

  293. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    applekeks couldnt type to their assistant? oh i am laffin

  294. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pivoting away from voice
    thank frick

  295. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the context engine is just 1000 indians reviewing your voice clips

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon didn't close its AI grocery store that was just 1000 indians
      Apple just stole them

  296. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Android bros, what is our response?

  297. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SIRI CLONE KELSEY’S VOICE AND MAKE HER MY APPLE INTELLIGENCE GIRLFRIEND AND HAVE HER BEG FOR CREAMPIE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >SIRI CLONE KELSEY’S VOICE AND MAKE HER MY APPLE INTELLIGENCE GIRLFRIEND AND HAVE HER BEG FOR CREAMPIE
      kek lmao.

  298. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Every breath you take
    www.inverse.com/article/16929-apple-watch-will-now-remind-ou-to-breathe
    Every move you make
    www.stopspying.org/latest-news/2021/10/1/stop-condemns-apple-for-tracking-iphone-location-when-turned-off
    Every bond you break
    acecilia.medium.com/apple-is-sending-a-request-to-their-servers-for-every-piece-of-software-you-run-on-your-mac-b0bb509eee65
    Every step you take
    www.komando.com/security-privacy/secret-map-tracking-apple/465598
    I'll be watching you
    www.thehackernews.com/2017/10/iphone-camera-spying.html

    Every single day
    https://sneak.berlin/20201112/your-computer-isnt-yours
    Every word you say
    www.foxbusiness.com/technology/apples-siri-is-eavesdropping-on-your-conversations-putting-users-at-risk
    Every game you play
    techstory.in/apple-slammed-by-epic-games-chief-for-spyware-tools
    Every night you stay
    www.iphonelife.com/content/your-iphone-spying-you
    I'll be watching you
    www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2022/11/apple-sued-for-pervasive-and-unlawful-data-tracking

    Oh, can't you see
    You belong to me
    truthout.org/articles/apple-employee-blows-whistle-on-illegal-spying-and-toxic-working-conditions
    How my poor heart aches
    With every step you take
    nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2018/08/13/siri-is-listening-to-you-but-shes-not-spying-says-apple
    Every move you make
    https://sneak.berlin/20230115/macos-scans-your-local-files-now
    Every vow you break
    appleinsider.com/articles/16/09/29/apple-acknowledges-tracking-imessage-metadata-and-sharing-it-with-law-enforcement
    Every smile you fake
    abc4.com/news/tech-social-media/yes-your-iphone-is-taking-invisible-pictures-of-you
    Every claim you stake
    wonderfulengineering.com/u-s-apple-store-employees-are-working-to-unionize-and-theyre-using-android-phones-to-keep-apple-from-spying-on-them
    I'll be watching you
    www.apple.com/child-safety/pdf/CSAM_Detection_Technical_Summary.pdf

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So what's the more secure option that isn't autistic linux phone shit?

  299. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >DO NOT REDEEM SIRI

  300. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >siri + context window + rag
    I'll take it

  301. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    apple invented RAG

  302. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    god they're gonna fricking choke on their meaningless buzz words
    this is nonsense to a normal person

  303. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Apple panic at using tiny open source models as API for Apple intelligence.

  304. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE STOCK IS TANKING LMAO.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nothing new and memeshit ai. makes sense why.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick did they want.
        Apple is a consumer products company. They weren't gonna come up with their own ChatGPT or start a rivalry with Nvidia.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >What the frick did they want.
          actual innovations instead of chasing meme trends that everyone is doing and has already done. when you offer nothing new and nothing to grow your market, stock market says "too gay for me" and the price drops.

  305. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT SIRI TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND IM GOING TO TONGUE FRICK MY CHARGING PORT

  306. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ERP WITH SIRI

  307. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    stock market is not buying it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AHHH I HATE APPLEL BUT BOUGHT $5000 IN STOCKS BEFORE THIS SHITSHOW

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      holy christ my sides

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's over

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Calculator really made the stock go stonk
      Lmao.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They were hoping Apple would pivot towards being a massive data collection operation like Google. Remember that what's good for Wall Street is ALWAYS going to be bad for the customer.

  308. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    y that homie have blue hair

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He is private and local

  309. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NOOKA

  310. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ON-SCREEN AWARENESSSS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    LITERALLY THE SAME AS WINDOWS RECALL BULLSHIT LOOOOLOLOLOL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Apple owns you goy you don't own anything

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you moronic?
      >recording everything you do
      vs
      >actions based on currently visible screen

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        THERE IS NO DIFFERENEC

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I dont want either of that shit, homosexual

  311. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    tell that shitty animator and director to make a WOMAN hand when a woman is presenting a functionality

  312. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is all shit the google assistant has had for years. was siri this far behind?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Voice recognized works better on a cheap android phone from 5 years ago than current Siri on latest and expensive iPhone.

  313. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A FRICKING NOOKA

  314. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BRING OUT SAMA

  315. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Siri now reads screen and takes over control in apps
    Yep, this is totally fricking safe lmao.

  316. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    RABBIT AI BROS ITS SO OVER

  317. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >show me price of AAPL
      yeah i dont think you wanna see that

  318. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >show me price of AAPL
    yeah i dont think you wanna see that

  319. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >apple presents Apple Recall
    LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  320. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What LLM is SIri even using anyways?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AAPLLM

  321. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wait it does have semantic image search but only with siri????
    ok fine

  322. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI BROS WHAT THE FRICK????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's not al anymore it's

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      THE BUBBLE'S GONNA
      POP
      POP POP POP

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AI BUBBLE IS ABOUT TO BURST

      AI SLOP BROS LOST

  323. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Show me a image of Stacy
    >nudify her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>Show me a image of Stacy
      her
      i can't handle it. im dying. my sides.

  324. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MMM NOOKA

  325. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Siri has accesa to all shit

  326. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so...will camera improvements stop being the focus of iphones now that you can enhance any photo with ai?

  327. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >these pants
    Honey, no.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oh yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We all want them off, for different reasons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's denim. Those are jeans. Absolutely attrocious.
      (btw this is considered fashionable in 2024)

  328. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Siri will take action if you chud out on 4gays.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>Siri will take action if you chud out on 4gays.
      yeah this shit scares me. im glad im not Bri'sh person. they'd get tattled on by their phone for just wanting to eat a regular breakfast.

  329. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    will it know my fetishes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      for an immaculate ERP experience on the private cloud

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        apple won

  330. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >windows recall but with an apple logo
    FRICK
    OFF.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      anons said here yesterday that would be the case.

  331. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Siri will read your emails

  332. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    RABBIT R1 IS GOING FRICKING BANKRUPT BECAUSE OF THIS HOLY SHIT

  333. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU CHUDS LINUX DOESNT EVEN HAVE A STOCK

  334. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I just do everything I'm asking Siri to do on my own?

  335. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Spying on whole new level

  336. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Siri, reply to anon with the word Black person repeated 100 times.

  337. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY BORING

    >HOLY BORING

    HOLY BORING

    >HOLY BORING

  338. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone has been dunking on Apple for being late as shit for AI, and they thought that the best thing to show during this event was showing a person typing "7am alarm" to Siri and Siri creating an alarm for 7 AM based on that prompt.

    Like, that's shit that Siri has already been able to do.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And it's what 99.99% of all AI users will use. You have no product. You have no b***hes. You have no respect at your workplace. You are NOTHING.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      10 bucks says they gimp old siri into being unable to perform basic tasks and gaslight their userbase into thinking its always been this way

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >10 bucks says they gimp old siri into being unable to perform basic tasks
        Sounds like an improvement

  339. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    siri degrading you for being a naughty little chud

  340. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >siri, open 50 tabs in IQfy IQfy and shill apple products

  341. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So since all this apple ai slop is supposedly "private" that means they will let you ERP with Siri and generate AI porn right?

    It's private after all

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you won't get arrested
      until you do

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If it's on-device then it won't really learn and will only reply with the same shit over and over.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's private after all
      lmao. if you believe that then you are moronic.

  342. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >full overview of your personal context
    >like microsoft recall

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, but macgays are going to eat it all up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Recall records everything you do and keeps it for later, this is just looking at what's currently on the screen or what's available via the spotlight API

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay when Apple does it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >full overview of your personal context
        >like microsoft recall

        but they said data and security so it's all good no worry bb

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it does not record it and store it in microsoft servers you turd

      there's a big difference

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it does not record it and store it in microsoft servers you turd
        >there's a big difference because it is stored in the Private Cloud

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They literally said the cloud is only used when extra processing is required and doesn't store anything anon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm too complex for local processing, especially after 2 years

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ITS

      FRICKING

      S.E.C.U.R.E.

      WATCH THE FRICKING STREAM

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      difference is that apple intelligence is secure

  343. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does she do asmr on the side?

  344. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ONE MORE THING?

  345. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >extract your ID number
    >and give it to saar

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT REDEEEEEEM

  346. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one hwo neve rthinks of using the AI Features on my devices? Like I always forget they exist tbh. Doing stuff manually is also faster and more convinient.

  347. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay the drivers license bit is pretty cool.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      we see right thru you, tim apple.

  348. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As Usual the only interesting and useful stuff is on MacOS

  349. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can i get this girl's voice as a siri voice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      too american

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking the same thing, her voice is nice

  350. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Microsoft gets endless amounts of shit for looking at your screen to give you personalized AI support
    >Apple is praised for their innovation by doing the same shit via blackbox behind the scenes "magic"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft hasn't produced anything of value for like 15 years

  351. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey Siri, write a response to this sneedposter. Make it hurtful, but don't make me look too autistic. Also, generate and attach an image of basedjack wearing a fedora."

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AI shitposting. We live in the future.

  352. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    gonna replay this later and cum tribute this lady

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lets do it together

  353. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHATTT THE FRICKKKK ANDROID IS UTTERLY FRICKING DESTROYED. SAMSUNG'S AI OR GOOGLE GEMINI CANT COMPETE WITH THIS HOLY FRICKING SHIT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >meanwhile Google Gemini

  354. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >semitic index will help you find local firepit to sacrifice your children to molek.

  355. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'm switching to Android after more than 10 years of enduring this shit, I'm tired, I want to be free

  356. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON

    APPLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WINJEETS BTFO
      WINJEETS BTFO
      WINJEETS BTFO
      WINJEETS BTFO
      WINJEETS BTFO

  357. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Siri spies on your emails. Cool, cool.

  358. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Siri, where is Taylor Swift's jet right now?

  359. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be an Apple employee.

  360. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS IT. LLM GAY INTELLIGENCE WILL CRASH AND BURN. NORMgayS WILL AWAKE.

  361. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THEY WILL KNOW EVERYTHING WTF

  362. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it feel like this is a bunch of hard-coded features into Siri?

  363. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its over for rabbit and humane ai slop

  364. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >JUSTIN TITTY

  365. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw i pick up my friend's iphone and ask siri to send a photo of my dick to everyone on my contacts list

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my sides

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >uh oh, you don't sound like anon.
      >please say anon's private phrase to access these features.

  366. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >apple bankrupting the entire ai scam industry in one keynote

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      more like
      >apple bankrupting in one keynote

  367. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where the hell SamA?

  368. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah lemme ask an ai how much time it would take me to go somewhere... because it's not like an ai could allucinate such important info, right?

  369. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all these people white, what’s the agenda?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Every example person was of a Black person. Apple is overcompensating for their overly white meritocratic engineers with Black folk in their ads.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All the shitskins turned out to be too low IQ to talk about the ingenious Apple Intelligence

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DEI

  370. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  371. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE FUTURE OF AI (Apple intelligence)

  372. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let's delve into the exciting world of LLMslop writing!

  373. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The entire internet will just be AI slop now won't it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      where have you been for the past 2 years

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >will

  374. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Siri show me all the 8 year olds with blue dresses I've taken pictures of in the last year

  375. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    tons of pop ups all over my fricking screen bro

  376. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so, theoretically, can siri be my cp buddy now?
    privacy, right?

  377. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't siri fricking do all this already?
    Besides the horrific cthulu monstrosity cartoon people nothing seems idk new?

  378. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NOTHING SAYS LEADING EDGE OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE LIKE DEMOING SCHEDULING PICKING UP YOUR MOM AT THE AIRPORT

  379. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't leave my child in a room alone with this man.

  380. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is he doing at AAPL ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't leave my child in a room alone with this man.

      Kek

  381. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you can reduce it or turn it off because that's WAY too many pop-ups.

  382. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  383. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NOW I CAN REWRITE MY SHITPOSTS DIRECTLY FROM MY MAC?

  384. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is this Black person AI (apple intelligence) generated?

  385. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD. THIS IS IT. EDITING YOUR EMAIL TO BE EVEN MORE SOULLESS IS THE PEAK OF LLM USECASE.

  386. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    siri uhhh mucho texto

  387. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >apples vision for the future is everyone messaging each other with AI slop text

  388. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >write "Black person" 1000 times in an email to my boss
    >change to Professional please 🙂

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      african american slave african american slave african american slave african american slave african american slave african american slave african american slave african american slave

      like that?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        slave of african origin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >"hey Bill, do you know what one of my employees meant when he sent me a message saying 'used farm equipment' over and over?"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ASTRONAUT DOCTOR SCIENTIST...

  389. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IM CRYING TEARS OF JOY. THANK YOU APPLE I LOVE YOU SO FRICKING MUCH

  390. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DISCORD SPOTTED LETSS GOO

  391. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    people with fake email jobs in shambles

  392. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You can still do anything you were able too before but Apple gives you another way to do it. Geez investors are freaking out too much. Nothing here seems bad people are just angry about the photos AI which is just developed to avoid all the future lawsuits everyone else is going to get, Apple will be laughing all the way to the bank. Everyone else getting billion dollar lawsuits.

  393. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2 years into AI and people are already fed up with the overslop. why cant they seamlessly integrate these things so that everything works without me having to click 17 fricking popups?

  394. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Siri, can you rewrite this response and call the OP a homosexual in a creative way. Mention something about reddit as well.

  395. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No M4 Mac Studio?

  396. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally pic related.

  397. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    RIP 90% of those AI startups

  398. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    frick this is gonna make it easier for pajeets to avoid being noticed. frick this world.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEMEEE ESSAR BLOODY b***h

      (make it professional)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEMEEE ESSAR BLOODY b***h
        >
        >(make it professional)
        >Please take a moment to consider that action

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry. Pajeets are stuck on Android

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they can't hide their name

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >they can't hide their name
        >siilii please give me a white parsun sounding neme
        >okay, Ranjeesh, how about Randy?
        >ahh dats peeerfect

  399. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2025 is just ai algorithms communicating with each other rather than people
    man, I thought the ghost in the shell future was grim but this is like 10x worse...

  400. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >apple turned ai slop into something actually useful

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  401. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >siri, ignore all emails from nonwhites

  402. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw everyone sends ai generated emails that are only ever read by ai to summarize for the receiver

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the only human thing is the first draft we put

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That would be an improvement ngl. Frick writing and reading E-Mails. Nobody uses them outside of work anyways.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking finally, nobody cares about long email and politeness.

  403. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WE CAN ALREADY DO MOST THIS FRICKING GARBAGE WITH CURRENT SIRI WHAT IS THIS ALL ACTUALLY FOR

  404. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN AI BTFO
    GEMINI BTFO
    GROK BTFO

  405. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    siri has had your app data for like 5 years

  406. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so now everyone will be sending emails that have been rewritten by apple
    which are read by people who have that email summarised by apple

  407. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      now kiss

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >fauxhawk
      >2024
      what the f

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      volumes

  408. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  409. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I trust a computer to do any of these things better than I can myself?

  410. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So it does what I use ChatGPT for

    It’ll be cool if I can cancel my openAI subscription if this is good enoigh

  411. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Edwina

  412. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    REEEDIT SISTERS WE DID IT

    >REEEDIT SISTERS WE DID IT

  413. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Your friend Richard typed the N-word 30 times

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"pull it up siri. bold. enlarge. react with a thumbs up"

  414. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    are these AI features just for extremely lazy people or what?

  415. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    videogame npc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      gormless
      who stole his gorms

  416. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the kind of soulless NPC bugman you have to be to actually use this AI slop for your emails or messages.

    You know AI generated text is so easy to spot anyone using it will be pointed at and laughed

  417. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    these is all so overwhelmingly useless. uncle ted was right

  418. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >genmoji
    *inhales* AGAHAHAHAHAH

  419. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >emojis are even more gay now
    >gaymoji

  420. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >og cancer generator

  421. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IVE ONLY HAD MY PHONE FOR A YEAR AND THIS IS THE BATTERY HEALTH, I CANT WAIT FOR AI TO FRICKING DESTROY MY BATTERY!!!!

  422. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    UGH Microsoft did it first

  423. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >GENMOJI

  424. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Emoji bros we just won bigly

  425. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    creating any emoji you can imagine lets fricking goooo

  426. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be scammer
    >include "our child needs to be picked up at 2:30" in scam message
    >siri considers it top priority

  427. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SO VERY QUIRKY

  428. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT APPLE INVENTED GENERATIVE EMOJIS

  429. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI EMOJI WE FRICKING WON APPLEBROS

  430. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED TO CONVEY MY EMOTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  431. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    apple won

  432. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >genmoji

    AAHAHAHHAS THAT WAS ALREADY DONE, CANT WAIT FOR THR ADOLFS EMOJIS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SIRI MAKE AN EMOJI OF HITLER GASSING israeliteS

  433. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ZOOMER MOJI

  434. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GENMOJI HOLY SHIT

    APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON

    APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON

    APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON

  435. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LET US INTO YOUR LIFE GOYIM

  436. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >MAKE A Black person EATING A WATERMELON WHO CANT BREATHE
    >GENMOJI

  437. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >siri, generate a genmoji of this guy as a basedjak

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>siri, generate a genmoji of this guy as a basedjak
      >im sorry anon that is against DEI policy and leagal authority in your country
      >dially 911, phone locked
      >Siri: Hello, anon, has attempted to post something against the law, his adress is 55 5 poopstreet, pittsburgh, pa, 15222

  438. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Cyrus
    >"Oh, yeah? Is he Persian?"
    >Cyrus Irani
    What's next? John England? Peter Magyar?

  439. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Siri, heart emoji all texts in the 18 member group family chat.

  440. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DOOMP IT

  441. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >waiting for APPLE GENMOJI to create the perfect emoji to tell my husband i was raped at my yoga class yesterday morning

  442. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YESSSSSS BLEEEEEEEDING EDGE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE I CAN CREATE EMOJIS WITH IT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT OMG WELCOME TO THE FUTURE WELCOME TO 2024 THANK YOU TIM APPLE

  443. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's official. AI is a scam.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it wasnt but seeing apple shovel out the same slop everyone else does, I realize now its over.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You know the fault lies 100% on morons not understanding when Apple talks about ML, it means AI. Journos will keep spouting "Apple falls behind on AI" until Apple adds this shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Always has been

  444. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CATSLOP

  445. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When I die I'm going to ask for my organs to be donated to Apple employees.

  446. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Prompt engineers, our response?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cant wait to generate porn

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's private, secure and safe.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

  447. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This will be mom.and dads and grabdmas first time using generative AI. Apple Invented it of course they did.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well, they will be the first ones that make it accessible for everyone.
      The future is looking dark.

  448. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >genmoji
    Yea, let’s frick the unicode standard just for the lulz

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good. Unicode is gay and frick emojis.

  449. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MORE SOULESS AI GEN IMAGES HAHAHAHAHAH APPLE IS DONE

  450. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy i cant wait for the fresh waver of artist seethe this will cause

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t wait for all the anti ai people to cry over Apple stealing artworks lol

      They explained that they don't use any existing images for this they use Apple cloud and their AI won't save your data to use for itself. So they don't use current artists as training, this is a selling point to artists because they won't worry about having their data used by the Apple AI at least.

  451. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the point of paying for ChatGPT when it’s embedded in the phone? Why use DALLE?

  452. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t wait for all the anti ai people to cry over Apple stealing artworks lol

  453. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Watermelon
    >Chicken
    >Grapes
    >Black emoji
    Masterful, Apple Intelligence....

  454. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    apple has lost the plot

  455. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is at least as good as dall3 3.0 guys come on

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Uh no, the coherency is there but no text was generated. That can make or break if it even reaches parity with DALLE 3.

  456. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >siri, generate a e-girl wearing a string bikini, visible tan lines, post it on IQfy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"Im sorry, perhaps you want to post it on /lgbt/ instead. Would you like that?"

  457. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be Apple
    >ship groundbreaking ML features for years and years
    >include NPUs in your consumer hardware years before the AI craze
    >stock market is too moronic to understand meaning of the word "AI", so now you are forced to include AI slop image generation in your OS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ship groundbreaking ML features for years and years
      Just using old research on ML field.
      >include NPUs in your consumer hardware years before the AI craze
      Optimized for CNN(vision networks)
      >stock market is too moronic to understand meaning of the word "AI", so now you are forced to include AI slop image generation in your OS
      Zero fundamental research, state of art models are from other companies and hardware training system from another company.

  458. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Someone put Satania into the AI bubbles.

  459. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd impregnate nikki she is ok for chink.

  460. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >genmoji
    Ok frick it im sold. But only if a new notch less iPhone se comes out

  461. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

  462. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know about you guys but I can already feel the """"ARTISTS"""" seething all over this image gen shit lmaooooooooooooooo

  463. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF INDIANS THEY HAD TO HIRE TO REWRITE AND PHOTOSHOP ALL THIS SHIT FOR PEOPLE USING THIS "AI" AHAHAHA

  464. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing apple AI slop will be useful for is helping pajeets scam more boomers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      thats a win for me boomer deserve the rope

  465. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >emoji
    >we have the ability to change the world with ai
    >but instead you get emoji
    what
    what??????

  466. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ALL OF THIS AI STUFF IS FOR FREE TOO. HOLY FRICKING SHIT OPENAI IS GOING TO CRUMBLE

  467. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  468. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is oddly depressing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's just regular depressing.

  469. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    STACIES WILL FINALLY USE AI GENERATION IT IS SO OVER

  470. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh no no no
    the stock market isn't buying it

  471. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the Apple Intelligence generated images all look so bad?
    I've seen free-to-use chinese websites that make better looking AI generated images than anything Apple has shown so far

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its running on device. any generic website is just doing a DALL-E call

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All aislop looks like shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do the Apple Intelligence generated images all look so bad?
      Very tiny model over tiny dataset optimized for mobile or very low precision floats or even integer used and single pass generator.
      >I've seen free-to-use chinese websites that make better looking AI generated images than anything Apple has shown so far
      Stable Diffusion model plus fine tunning model plus prompt engineer.

  472. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    steve rolling in his solid gold grave rn

  473. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >”Siri, image playground, e-girl, blonde, twintails, ahegao”

  474. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >own a ipad
    >too fricking poor to own a washing machine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The rent-a-center owns that ipad, anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She spent all her remaining money on hair dye

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      where would you even put it inside your $3000 studio appartment?

  475. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    looks worse than SD3 kek apple stockholders in shambles

  476. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    everytime they say keynote i hear kino and cringe

  477. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bloat

  478. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Those images are so obviously using DALL.E

  479. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All this looks so basic and unpolished. You can tell apple is only doing this because of the ai craze running among shareholders.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is classic apple.
      Release a really basic form and get it right. Then make it actually useful years later.

      They're limiting you to just three styles /right now/. More will come out later.
      This allows them to avoid the bad press that hits Google and others because it tries to do too much all at once.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This israelite absorbed german pessimism and soaked it in liquid talmud, lmao.

  480. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HEY SIRI, TURN ME INTO A Black person

  481. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL CLOSEDAI DEATH

  482. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >look at this DOODette

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god he trapped her in a bubble
      A fricking bubble
      Chat is she ok??

  483. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  484. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    artists already didnt like apple for that ipad pro ad fiasco recently. this should make them feel better.

  485. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They were doing fine until this. Just make a note about Siri improvements and privacy and end it there. Who approved this cringe show?

  486. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    those are some nice gen images damnnnnnn apple making AI not look like slop

    they fricking won

  487. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ive been making ai slop for years now apple late again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bob bagene

  488. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >uhm siri make an emoji of that weird guy in class
    Normies are going to bully us with genmojis

  489. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    EMO IS BACK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it looks so bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literally looks like those cydia skins from 30 years ago

  490. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SIRS

  491. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > CANT GET PORN
    > CANT REITERATE IMAGES
    > DOESNT MENTION VIDEO
    > TEMPLATE IMAGES

    The start of Apple's downfall

  492. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >architecture in India
    No toilets

  493. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Architecture in India
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >architecture in India
      No toilets

      Old India, the cesspool that exists today may as well have a different name now

  494. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MICROSOFT PAINT COPILOT HAS BEEN FRICKING DESTROYED

  495. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m still on an iphone 11

  496. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wtf that looks nothing like the sketch

  497. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PEOPLE CAN NOW CATFISH EVEN HARDER

  498. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pornOS

  499. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >they still havent said whether or not you can opt out of this
    >they genuinely believe this will not be used to make revenge porn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo dont turn me into a pixar knockoff trapped in a sphere
      >release me!

  500. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Delete wypipol tool.

  501. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >noteapp AI wand
    my handwriting is terrible, what if it thinks I'm asking for something illegal

  502. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    cool more 3 year old android features

  503. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FIND ME THE PEPES

  504. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >apple ai will clean up Black folk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      clean it up siri

  505. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Siri kindly do the needful

  506. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see it go wrong.

  507. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THANKS, APPLE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  508. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Generative is a very new and this will be morst normies first time actually using. Remember your first time playig with it? The novelty wears off fast but this will solidify in the normie minds that Apple invented this.

  509. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Internet artists on suicide watch
    Once iphone normies have image generation and it goes from incels using it to Stacies using it shit is over for them they are losing any chance of banning it

  510. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE SKETCH AT ALL

  511. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE THIS PRESENTATION BUT WITH LIVE AUDIENCE
    your thought how could that end

  512. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >at a party, stacey shows you her pics
    >hey siri, search for nudes

  513. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WOWOWOWOW that's TOO many white people on a screen at the same time, what were they thinking?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      time to cancel Apple

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > siri, replace the whites

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >everything has been thus far marketed at old people
      do old people use iphones?

  514. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >let apple generate your memories for you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >let apple generate your memories for you
      literally blade runner

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wrong PKD novel, Black person

  515. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > Jane from accounting with glue all over her face

  516. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't the clean up too clean out the Black folk from the beach?

  517. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is happening with that music?

  518. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    REMEBER THIS IS IPHONE 15 PRO AND M SERIES IPADS ONLY: NORMIES WONT USE THIS FOR LIKE 5 YEARS.

  519. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Pepe organizer got what he wanted, Reson apple keeps winning is right there

  520. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Siri, please remove all the apes from this photo
    >Black folk are removed
    Cool feature

  521. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FACEBERG TIER

  522. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >white people on screen
    >white people fishing
    >plays ai slop country music

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

  523. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why dont they let siri speak

  524. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you need our subscription to use this feature
    LMAO

  525. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >your pictures are not shared with apple

  526. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man, what should we show on stage to show off our amazing AI capabilities? Oh I know, a slideshow movie about fishing!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >fishing
      did some fricking 87 year old businessman decide this
      all we need now is golf

  527. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bring out Sama

  528. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit they're finally showing pictures of white children. BASED. He's fully Aryan with platinum blonde too. israeliteS AND Black folk BTFO

  529. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its the best AI integration I've seen, its still shit though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this
      I'm looking forward to fricking around with this shit but it still looks really janky

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cause AI is a solution looking for a problem. 99% of people literally have no use for any of this AI slop. It's literally just novelty bullshit nothing that increases productivity

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cope

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Say what you want but writing e-mails in a corpo job got 1000 times easier with ChatGPT.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Once it gets popular and everyone is using AI slop emails it will be looked down upon

  530. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know all of this seems lame, but it unironically removes all the AI advantages that Google, Samsung, and Microsoft had. All of these features were entire keynote highlights from those companies.

    Now Apple can do all of that + they have 2 billion users worldwide

    SEETHE ANDJEETS

  531. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CALL RECORDING!?

  532. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CREG

  533. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  534. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OY VEY YOU CAN'T RECORD ME

  535. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >That adlib privacy statement on phone recordings

  536. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    free? erp incoming

  537. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not paying for gpt 4o. sorry.

  538. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How will it notify the other party you're recording?

  539. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >OPEN AI
    OH NO NO NO NO NO

  540. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what

  541. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED CHATGPT

  542. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    frick, the notes app is where i write my antisemitic rants

  543. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    epic, ai inbreeding

  544. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so applegays get chatgpt for free?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  545. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ITS FRICKING FREE HOLY SHIT OPEN AI IS GOING BANKRUPT

  546. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >CHATGPT IS ALREADY IN
    It's over

  547. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SAM ALTMAN WON

  548. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Stock price dropping in 3… 2… 1…

  549. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Altman bros

  550. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CHATGPT

  551. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    COPILOT BTFO BUY STOCKS NOW

  552. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CHATGPT MENTIONED

  553. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO NO

  554. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >its using fricking chatgpt

    its so over ....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not. Obviously a local model, with the option to expand with ChatGPT or other external services.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Its over because Apple cant beat openAI.

        Its double over because their private cloud thing was a scam the whole time.

  555. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >OpenAI servers about to melt when this is released

  556. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apple invented OpenAI

  557. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CHATGPT YES YES

  558. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SIRI IS GP4POOTOO!

  559. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CHATGPT DROPPED
    OPEN LONG

  560. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SIRI and GPT had SEX

  561. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wait why do they need chatgpt?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because on device AI will never be as good as ChatGPT which runs on a nuclear power plant draining computers (not even memeing) so it has to ask for it's support externally.

  562. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    chatgpt W

  563. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    didnt they just call out chatgpt for not being secure

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      of course not goyim, stop noticing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      probably realized there was no alternative and bit the bullet.

  564. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sam won

  565. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

  566. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >built all these privacy safeguards in
    >the model can just ask chatgpt itself
    OH NO NO NO NO

  567. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >seamless integration

  568. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    OPENAI WIN AGAIN

    THEY REALLY TRIED BUT COULDN'T FRICKING DO IT
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Altman backstab MS as good ~~**~~

  569. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Siri is GPT's tradwife

  570. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is there anything not ai pozzed yet

  571. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > chatgpt how bad is this wart on my penis? (photo attached)

  572. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >seamless integration

  573. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >chatgpt for basic tasks over their "private servers"
    This does not inspire confidence...

  574. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Satya Nadella is not happy

  575. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >theyre using chatGPT

    i did not expect apple to do this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is actually a big deal
      someone post the stock line

  576. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >admitting Chatgpt is better

    OH NO NO NO NO NO

    IT'S OVER

  577. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >not be logged
    >trust us goy

  578. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SAM WON

  579. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ShatGPT

  580. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't like the "Let us think for you" precedent this is setting... I will write my own emails because it's an innately human thing to do.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I also don't like the idea of manipulating photos to get rid of people from the background. I want photos to be genuine.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf corporate emails were always fake. Is not like you were talking to your friends or writing a novel.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but keeping in touch with a boomer uncle? Reaching out to an artist you like? I thought the turbo IQfy meme was "email only no phone no social media". I get enough of my questions answered by ChatGPT that may or may not suck, I don't need the looming temptation of having a LLM write something for me. It's just another thing you no longer have to do. But what happens when you don't have anything to do? No writing, no photo curation, just let it do all of it for you. Fricking bleak.

  581. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why do they have this when its redundant with their other applel intelligence shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because they know they can't compete

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they are still building it up, so they want users to use the superior ChatGPT till their AI is at the same level

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Apple Intelligence seems to be optimized to be your personal assistant, it doesn't really do creative stuff as seen in the horrifying monsters in the images it generates. So if you ever need long form text content or non-reaction image pictures then you'll need to go outside the Apple Intelligence ecosystem.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      On local are like GPT2 level meanwhite ChatGPT is on GPT 4.5 level

  582. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CHATGPT IS FEMALE

  583. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's one hell of an ad

  584. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >its over waaaaah
    This is no different than siri using wolfram alpha for math questions

  585. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

  586. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i have never had a job i have never had a girlfriend i have never had sex

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same NEET 4 life

  587. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft bros on suicide watch

  588. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THANK YOU APPLE FOR PROVIDING US WITH PROPER AI

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      W-what is she doing guys?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >She

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he cute

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        source right fricking now

        xforyoureyesonlyx

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >xforyoureyesonlyx
          may you enter valhalla

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      does he do anal?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      source right fricking now

  589. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The integration with chatgpt here looks beautiful wow, they even tamed chatgpt by adding privacy prompts.

  590. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >chatgpt
    >chatgpt
    >chatgpt
    >chatgpt
    >chatgpt
    Lmao I bet sam forced them to say it 50 times at least

  591. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

  592. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ChatGPT mentioned
    >stock bounces back up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sama won

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Investors are some of the absolute dumbest npcs on earth.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its up because even if Apple AI is lame they just got ChatGPT images and text built in the OS and Microsoft got rammed up the ass

      Holy shit Apple literally rammed everyone up the ass even IBM Watson

  593. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >without sharing informations
    >you'll get asked when you want to share your informations
    ??????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just decline the option bro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no dont worry its all local
      >except for, y'know, none of it.

  594. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Sirikit
    >Payments

  595. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Companies trying to get into the AI slop rush is so frickig cringe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      unlike NFT, AIslop is there to stay

  596. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE HAS FRICKING WON THE PHONE WARS. I AM SHORTING SAMSUNG, GOOGLE AND ALL OTHER PHONES. HOLY FRICKING SHITTT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nuh uh. we still need a folding phone.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >HOLY FRICKING SHITTT

  597. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And here is the AI in the AI using this other AI.
    Apple invented complications.

  598. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it's over

  599. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sam won so hard even Apple admits they couldn't do it without them

  600. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all the non technical anons in this thread that expected apple to not use openai
    it was so obvious

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hey they actually released some LLMs, I'd hoped they would not surrender to sam the gay

  601. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why cant apple create their own models that run on servers?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because they cant

  602. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it rate limited?

  603. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >my globohomosexual ai is better than your globohomosexual ai

  604. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They've spent 40 minutes hyping up their AI features and now they're saying that you can just use ChatGPT if you want to get a proper LLM? This sounds like Bing adding a Google Search button.

  605. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's too powerful.
    If Apple can't topple him, who can?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally a God now. Even the most rich and powerful of this world worship him.

  606. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >AI CODING
    OH NO NO NO

  607. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    STATE OF THE UNION STREAM IN 1 HOUR 20 MINUTES (the actual developer keynote)

  608. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI = Apple Intelligence

  609. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apple (OpenAI) Intelligence

  610. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it can still be salvaged AAPL bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Buy the dip fast

  611. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Xcode bros it’s finally here

  612. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    faceboogoomycrapama. let us make the choices for you. Muratori cant stop winning!

  613. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CALL RECORDING IS HERE. HOLY SHIT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Really buried the lede on that one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >notifies the other party that you are recording
      useless, just like google's implementation
      BCR magisk module is where it's at

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"Sir we have found virus infestation with your Windows installation. I do believe you have pen and paper handy? We will help with each and everything, sir, just let us connect to your computer."

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >hey siri, please troll this Indian scammer for me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Sir, doobee in front of your computar. Now sir, let me tell you, can you see a four flag key on your keybode that is windoski, and letter R. Can you press that windoski, and give a click on letter R

  614. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's it, nothing new... just more interfaces for chatbots

  615. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    feels good to be intelsister

  616. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly all of this seems useful but feels like a chore to make it work properly and integrate it with what you want.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's how they're gonna lock people deeper into their ecosystem.

  617. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK ARE THE UPDATED DESKTOP MACS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they never announce hardware at the dev conference moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They've announced new hardware at almost every single WWDC in the last 20 years.

  618. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >M1 and later
    Glad it won't come to my Apple Intel then.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >poorgay cope

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol they really pulled up a fast one for intel people didn't they

  619. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE MORE THING

  620. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >gamechangers

  621. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ONE

    MORE

    THING

  622. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    all bow to TIM

  623. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLEL ADMITS CHATGPT IS GOD

    APPLEL ADMITS CHATGPT IS GOD

    APPLEL ADMITS CHATGPT IS GOD

    APPLEL ADMITS CHATGPT IS GOD

    APPLEL ADMITS CHATGPT IS GOD

  624. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you want that white woman
    white women want craig's nuts

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WHY ARE HIS EYEBROWS BLACK
      HE LOOKS LIKE A MUPPET LMAO

  625. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Siri, play all my gacha dailies for me

  626. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >intel Mac Mini feeling way too old at this point
    Where is my Mac Mini M4 Apple?! Give it to me now or I shoot this cute girl.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Max and Chloe

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Square Enix said Chloe is dead, don't bother them about it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Luckily Max is so hella back. Can't wait for the new game.

  627. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    frick no.
    Noooo no no no no.
    Nothing is stopping me from using openai at this exact second. Why do I need this?
    Man the openai garbage better not fricking work on the older models as well.

  628. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So the new iphone only gives you a chatgpt sub?
    Even tim knows this is embarrasing.

  629. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can Apple intelligence cut that grass?

  630. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    announce the new SE you b***h

  631. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Steve is spinning in his grave his AIs would kill all humans and hurry up

  632. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >being anti ai slop will be counter culture soon
    >my boss will read my awfuly structured emails with poor grammar.
    >never generated ai goyslop
    >blocks all talmudic spying and data collecting from your devices

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Get fricked paint piggies. My boss WILL read my long irrelevant numbered list.

  633. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI will be in the hands of the boomer.
    Doomsday is upon us.

  634. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2 hours to say they integrated GPT in MacOS

    it's a fricking nothingburger

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      UTTER NOTHINGBURGER

      >UTTER NOTHINGBURGER

      UTTER NOTHINGBURGER

      >UTTER NOTHINGBURGER

      UTTER NOTHINGBURGER

      I wonder if genmoji will generate a nothingburger?

  635. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So $1000 8GB macbooks are still the standard?

  636. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    UTTER NOTHINGBURGER

    >UTTER NOTHINGBURGER

    UTTER NOTHINGBURGER

    >UTTER NOTHINGBURGER

    UTTER NOTHINGBURGER

  637. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >rock music smash cuts in at 300% volume
    what the frick

  638. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON

    APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON

    APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON

    APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON

    APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON

    APPLE WON APPLE WON APPLE WON

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > a subscription to chatgpt
      > winning
      lmao. the absolute state of ijeets.

  639. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOH YEEEAH APPLE INTELLIGENCE!!!

  640. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apple won

  641. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >chatgpt wrapper
    >nothing else
    Uhh... applebros?

  642. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    was that a gay plane at the end?

  643. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Applesisters we won the phone wars

  644. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Siri what do you think about my penis

  645. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WOAH YEAH

  646. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's literally nothing, cool calculator tho

  647. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHOT ON IPHONE

  648. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't mention what devices support AI features
    uh oh, probably only 15-16 Pros as people rumored and they didnt want to say it so that the stock wouldn't drop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are you deaf?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        didnt hear it, what did they say?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      feels like we are going to get a RAM bump on next generation so they can obsolete the entire XR to 15 line and make people upgrade

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they did. A17 Pro and M1 and up.

  649. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What a weird ending.

  650. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I really liked was iphone mirroring

  651. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I'm thinking Apple won this one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      literally surrendered to closedai

  652. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    well I got my photo semantic search
    everything else is kind of meh, we'll see how Apple Intelligence is when it lands but I am expecting some comical failures

  653. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just admit that apple won anon

  654. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just heard ChatGPT at WWDC

    Sam won

  655. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shouldve gotten an iphone 15 instead of this pixel 8 thing

  656. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ok so they said Siri can be used with third party services like chatGPT, but is their “private” cloud and local AI also Open AI models are proprietary Apple shit

  657. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apple died with Steve Jobs, simple as.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. Just look at this presentation and compare it to the homosexualry we just saw.

  658. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE WON
    WINTARDS LOST
    LINTARDS LOST
    ANDROJEETS LOST

  659. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want android anymore. Android sucks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And of course windows too

  660. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >call recording going mainstream
    be ready for every single business to update their policies that call center reps can hang up if you try to record them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >businesses still having phone lines
      lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        tell me you don't pay bills without telling me you don't pay bills
        Apple has a support line and they already hang up if you record them

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          and good luck recording the AI chatbot

  661. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The thread is not a sticky anymore.

  662. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Tim Apple look and talk like he is 80 years old, he's only 63 apparently

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Apple has been run by AIDS for decades

  663. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >literally a waste of an hour followed by "oh yea also chatgpt"
    i.
    what.
    that's it? that's all??

  664. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That was the worst E3 conference ever

  665. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the frick. it's over?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      anon, it was 1 hour 45 minutes already.

  666. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no one more thing

  667. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rate best reveals:
    >Calculator for iPad
    >iOS customization
    >RCS and satellite messaging

  668. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ditching my linux box and android phone. i cant fight it anymore bro. it sux being in last place

  669. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i like how the last thing is basically

    > If you dont want to die, buy apple

  670. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a little confused, what’s the point of integrating gpt along with their own AI?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cause their ai sucks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because Siri cannot write ChatGPT general answers to everything because the model is probably terabytes big

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Apple AI is homemade very limited system just for tiny things and GPT is massive state of art system.
      Apple panic to enter the AI race.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's confusing about it?
      >local on-device model for most ML tasks
      >secure Apple servers for older devices/things that cannot be handled on-device
      >top-tier 3rd party service integration for when you need to use some latest ChatGPT thing or need answers from the largest model

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Open AI won

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      means their AI isn't very good. they have 2 choices, integrate an existing good solution in their workflow, or allow a third party company to define the workflow for AI on macs and iphones. if their AI improves they can replace it later, but if they don't control the workflow they never get that option.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that means apple in-house AI isn't good yet

      like how apple used to use intel silicon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because an iphone cannot compete with 10,000 H100s

  671. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    About to install the developer beta on my phone. Surely I won't brick it.

  672. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I made a massive mistake buying the Samsung s24 for the ai thing, Apple fricking blows it out of the water and it's not even close. Guess I'll just enjoy circling shit for Google lens. FRICK ME.

  673. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where were you when the age of apple intelligence dawned on the human race

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      working at home making $40 an hour while shitposting on gee

  674. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >only 15 Pro and onwards
    wtf this fricking sucks dick
    what is the point of shilling this if 90+% of iPhone users cannot use it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this was fricking known when 15 came out, shouldn't have cheaped out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Make you buy a new iPhone.
      Apple is about selling iPhones.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      itoddlers btfo i guess.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To create fomo to buy the newest thing. The main issue is that if you are going to do that, nothing Apple showed on the AI front was revolutionary and ahead of the competition, it was all catchup to what Google put out a while ago. Google is probably going to beat out Apple here where their devices are going to get Gemini Nano, it already rolled out to all Pixel 8 phones, and going into Galaxy phones, it will probably get more rollout later this year.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        gemini nano is pretty ass too. in fact all gemini models are ass

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          cope

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            this nerd simping for gemini! LOL

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Quite possibly the only gemini fan alive

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Magnitud orders ahead the Apple thing still.

  675. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    macOS Sequoia has a tiling window manager. Apple chads can't stop winning

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      let me introduce you to Aerospace twm:
      https://nikitabobko.github.io/AeroSpace/guide

      Much better than yabai because you don't need to disable SIP to use it.

  676. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    okay all of that was pretty lame
    m4 mac announcements when?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      October

  677. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >My mac and iphone supported, ipad isn't
    Gay

  678. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Siri still sound robotic?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest - good.Robots should sound like Robots.
      The main reason OpenAI makes their thing sound more human, adding in cute laughs etc. is because they want to trick you into thinking it's more human than it is.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's mostly to mask the huge delay in the response

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Black folk aren't humans tho

  679. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fml it sucks to be poor.

  680. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If Apple can make a voice-to-text that's 99% accurate when I'm talking in my sexy Scottish accent I'll buy Apple devices forever more.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ever buying Apple
      have a nice day

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        poorgays get out

  681. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the pinnacle of innovation in 2024 is being able to play bing bing wahoos 12% faster and type to a chatbot that lies

  682. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AI for the rest of us.
    Apple has done it again.

  683. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so what did i miss ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Apple just invented chatgpt

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much thats how it will be remebered when your mom and dad and grandma send their first Genmoji

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That was the thing that somewhat shocked me me, Apple were willing to ship image gen as is without doing anything additional or limiting the uncanny valley and thought it would be okay to let people use it without discomfort. It had so much of the Stable Diffusion look to it which feels like to me they just built on top of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bla bla home screen customization on iOS (Companies will be malding because NOOO DON'T RUIN OUR RECOGNIZABLE BRANDIIIIIIING)
      macOS can now show iPhone notiication and remote into iPhone (video and audio)

      Lots of AI-shit is now integrated into the OS, like the normal text edit thingy that can rewrite things for you and generative AI that can generate absolute nightmare fuel edits of your friends that they are sure to hate.

      Siri got a huge update.They will also partner with OpenAI later so it can actually answer questions that are not in its database.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Apple invented AI

  684. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the eye tracking shit is fricking magic

  685. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw missed the IQfy Apple event

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