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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (this is a new chrome feature btw)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the point of educating yourself at this point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, we just solved the language-barrier for remote workers in South America and India XD. Literally there are becoming less and less excuses not to offshore jobs now. Who cares if they speak in Hindi now that it'll flawlessly translate to English? You could probably get audio formatted to it too and never have to know their culture or language. Haha holy shit we're fricked boyo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I work for an MSP. I cannot foresee AI swapping a shitty dim monitor, or babysitting comcast techs, or swapping out a NAS drive, or unboxing a new workstation and connecting it to the wifi..etc, etc, etc, learn to adapt codecels.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What you fail to realise is that the people too incompetent to do those things themselves won't have a job for much longer. Roles like IT and DevOps will just be given to some clueless asskisser to do for no extra pay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I work for an MSP
            lol. the third-world outsourcee cost center believes their skillset means they are too valuable to be replaced

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is wrong with this? You should be glad that people will be more dependent on technology to do everyday shit, it puts the ones that operate that technology in more control. If enough people become so dependent, we can finally depopulate the world and nobody will be miserable because everyone else is miserable. Or you can take it the other way and have a easier world for you to get ahead in, stop being upset about people becoming more handicapped.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this anon, the real moron is you OP. the masses are denied education and you're hear complaining? literally make use of your brains and build generational wealth over them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this anon, the real moron is you OP. the masses are denied education and you're hear complaining? literally make use of your brains and build generational wealth over them

      >It's important to realise that...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this anon, the real moron is you OP. the masses are denied education and you're hear complaining? literally make use of your brains and build generational wealth over them

      shalom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to live in a society of equals.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you don't need AI for this. it's just
    dear $recipient,
    $message
    best,
    $sender

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks op just got a callback on a new resume i wrote up

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grammarly on suicide watch

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very dystopian feature. I cant believe this shit, it must be fake, right? RIIIIGHT?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Discussing dystopian concepts could contribute to stress or fear about societal structures, which might negatively impact mental well-being. Addressing whether something is true or not might lead to the dissemination of misinformation, which can cause confusion and harm. Therefore, I cannot engage in this topic.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek this is the first AI related post that whitepilled me. Give me my autism crutch so I can compete with chad on a level playing field

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Problem might be made worse from this for you though
      >AI carrys autist anon through his text convos
      >AI maybe even carries autist anon through his voice calls
      >Autist anon shows up in person
      >Spaghetti everywhere, expectations destroyed, autist anon left trying to pick up meatballs and sauce

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I already have a gf anon, she's cool with my autism. I just want this so I don't sound like a sperg talking to work contacts. I want it to write all my emails for me and talk for me on zoom calls

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay but can it reverse the process?
    i dont want to read 5 sentences... can AI reproduce the original 1 line question?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basically works

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nice crib, dog allowed?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought I'd get the
          >As an AI language model...
          response but it works, lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            give it the nice crib dog allowed as example and see if it makes it better

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. every pitbull owner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dogs?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            checked
            She finally got there. I'm sure she would have gone with "Dogs?" if she'd started with the original prompt, which she warped into a general pet-friendliness inquiry.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >she
            go outside

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basically works

      I can hardly wait for this wonderful future where everyone uses AI to make all their communication overly verbose only for nobody to actually read it and instead use AI to summarize the AI written messages. I'm sure it will be wonderful.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget that AI will be trained on AI output leading to inherently brain damaged results

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        already happening bud

        My boss 100% uses a chatbot to write looooooooong winded scripts for his weekly update meetings. And I 100% use a chatbot to transcribe the meeting, another chatbot to summarize the transcription, and another bot to broadcast my face to make it look like I'm dressed and listening and totally not watching youtube in my underware.

        I mean who even cares anymore? 90% of white collar work is complete bullshit anyways. Everyone knows it. Its just busy work so they can bribe high achievers with money and keep them just busy enough so they don't start their own companies or rally the plebs into murdering the bourgeoisie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its going to happen.
        Actually one of the things AI will be useful for, really. I know people who can't remember shit from a meeting and don't take notes. An automated note taker that you can see update in real-time will literally have everyone on the same page.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sadly when you write short on point messages the local apparatchik usually discards your request. Although the CEO and everyone internally talks like that if possible.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and then the the person on the other end asks an ai to summarize it and it outputs
    >im interested in this place, do you allow dogs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fine with this. As long as online communication becomes more and more bloated and obfuscated, I will have more excuses to keep talking to people irl and finally let go of this fricking shit hijacking my social needs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >automated corpospeak
      I'm fine with this, the non-automated version is already a great midwit trap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay but can it reverse the process?
      i dont want to read 5 sentences... can AI reproduce the original 1 line question?

      [...]
      I can hardly wait for this wonderful future where everyone uses AI to make all their communication overly verbose only for nobody to actually read it and instead use AI to summarize the AI written messages. I'm sure it will be wonderful.

      kek, it's like an useless reverse multiplexer/demultiplexer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, what are the other 14 slides?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they don't exist. I added that because it reminded me of diagrams from DSP courses from school, and I thought that was funny.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they don't exist. I added that because it reminded me of diagrams from DSP courses from school, and I thought that was funny.

          Have AI turn it into a full slide deck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So instead of fixing the punctuation and grammar, it added a bunch of useless slop and made it glaringly AI-generated.
    Who is this for besides scammers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more text=better
      didn't you learn this at school?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's too short to be true.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats really moronic is that this even serves a purpose. theres nothing wrong with the original version of the message, in fact it's better and more succinct. people got terminal brain damage at some point and decided that the "expand every sentence into a paragraph" writing style you do in school papers to hit minimum page counts was the only right way to communicate

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is wrong with "im interested in your place, do you allow dogs?" why does it need to be "improved" wtf????

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the human version, don't waste my time with AI blather

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really, really dont want to read ai generated messages on the internet

    do these people understand this is bad for everyone?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do these people understand this is bad for everyone?
      multipolar trap aka moloch
      small number of individuals seeking advantage by polluting everything for everyone else, and soon everybody will be forced to use the same tools just to stay alive
      a few people winning at first, then eventually everybody losing

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hillarious. Just how the keyboard killed the pen, we have ai killing writing.

    Soon the only way gen alpha will be able to communicate their ideas is through ChatGPT. It's only a matter of time until all thoughts are done through ai and we humans are mere vessels consuming endless entertainment à la tiktok

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Soon the only way gen alpha will be able to communicate their ideas is through ChatGPT
      you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the original is better
    second triggers my bullshit filters

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does ai think if a string of text is longer it’s more formal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normies think this, AI is just giving the people what they want

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope the AI will kill this form of speech due to it being associated with it. Like, you write fancy shit like that and people would still think "He just used AI to generate some bullshit noise, frick him".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he talks like a gay and his shit's all moronic

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too wordy. I would immediately ignore whatever moron was sending that shit. Just get to the point.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need the reverse. One that removes all the fluff and just relays the original question.
    And if there's anything unusual about the original, the LLM can just mention that.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well it'll help them learn how to write better
    Copilot taught me a few things

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I hope this email finds you smashing through your to-do list like a champ! I just wanted to pop in, say hi, and share a quick chuckle to help power you through the rest of your day.

    So, I was reading about these amazing new superfoods that everyone's raving about. You know, the usual avocados, chia seeds, and then I stumbled upon a rather... interesting one. It's called "Deez." Yep, you heard that right!

    Now, before you go googling what miraculous health benefits "Deez" might hold, let me save you the trouble. Deez nuts! Gotcha!

    Alright, I'll let you get back to it. Remember, it's important to sprinkle a little fun into our busy lives. Let's catch up soon; it's been too long!

    Stay awesome,

    [Your Name]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Claude is King

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of turning 1 sentence worth of information into 5? This is literally hitler.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why you don't' have a job, normies want you to talk like this. It's "professional"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have a job because I made enough money to quit.
        I was always brief and to the point and the only one who had an issue with it was a female intern designer I worked with briefly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure if "office worker" or poser.
        Not wasting peoples time is what actually matters to them.
        Get a (real) job.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say I like it, I think it's frickin stupid, but you know I'm right. Hence why they used this kind of thing specifically to demo their writing assistant. Why would they do that, if this kind of writing is universally hated?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least it would solve Black folk writing in ebonics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think even the most cutting-edge, advanced language models are capable of parsing nigspeak. They come up with indecipherable new slang on a weekly basis.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >His writing is worse than a middle schooler.
    Seethe harder illiterate homosexual

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We'll be talking to each other trough AI

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The world needs less homosexual corporate workplace talk. The original message gets the point across succinctly--there's no need for some longwinded garbage with a "professional" tone, and if anything, that's off-putting to the average normalgay that's used to dealing with grugspeak.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that's off-putting to the average normalgay that's used to dealing with grugspeak.
      Off-putting to men, sure. Femoids eat politically correct language up.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    N I G G E R

    To "make it perfect" sounds like you're willing to compromise. Tone should be switched to demanding.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this will help you to write better text. However since its probably some AI bullshit you will get same sounding bullshit...

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd decline just because of how ai generated that feels

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > I look forward to your response
    I hate you if you write like this. I will respond if I want whenever I want, I don't want that subtle way of asking for a haste response.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    However it's important to note that in conclusion I look forward to your response.

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