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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    O-oh... hello David... I'll.. just be on my way, I don't want any trouble

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your containment thread is down the hall and to the left.

    [...]

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No hablo inglés.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Psst, hey fren. Be sincere.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with the world steadily shifting towards non realism/ai/bots taking over, signaling you arent a mask wearing npc homosexual who has no spine of his own is the only route towards salvation and living truly. imagine using your only chance at life at doing everything but living the way you want to. sincerity in a world of two face buttholes and non human humans and ai is the only path at salvaging your lot.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *insults Pearl Jam *

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't like Pearl Jam? what a dunce.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd love to be raped by david

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A quiet serenity blankets the secluded path in the woods as two figures emerge from the hush of trees. On one side, a slender man with a general look of bemusement, Italo Calvino; on the other, the American novelist David Foster Wallace. They approach each other, both solitary wanderers in their respective lives.

    DFW with his characteristic mid western friendliness says hello. "Hello."

    Calvino seems surprised or perhaps intrigued and responds with a wandering gaze. "You are walking through the woods on pleasant morning and a stranger greets you, at least you believe he greeted you, you were not really paying attention; perhaps you were listening to the birdsong or the wind rustling the leaves or enjoying the smells raised by the morning's dew."

    DFW not unfamiliar with the futility of communication seems to grow heavy and tries again. "Hello"

    "This man seems incongruous to the scene, where did he come from? He just appeared without explanation, did you miss something on the previous page? You turn back a page and you focus on the book.

    David Foster Wallace is walking through the woods on a fine spring morning lost in the sound of birdsong and the smells raised by the morning's dew. A breeze rustles the leaves in the canopy overhead and he nearly collides with a man who looks oddly bemused, not that being bemused is odd in such a situation and he (DFW) likely had a similar expression on his face, just that this man had a general look about him that was bemused in an odd way. DFW says hello. "Hello[1]."

    Calvino seems to light up, he is positively glowing. "1. You did miss something, perhaps you were caught up in the memories of some long forgotten morning walk through the forest or perhaps you have never been in a forest and the authors words evoked a yearning for the experience which caused you to forget about the man walking towards you."

    DFW not unfamiliar with such literary devices smiles wryly. "Author here. Hello."

    "You are now well oriented so you continue on. You say hello and attempt to explain yourself. "Hello! Sorry about that, I was not giving your work the proper attention."."

    "That is not to say I am an author in some generic sense (which I guess I am) and I felt a need to share this fact which would be completely irrelevant given the circumstance, I mean what sort of person just walks up to someone in the woods and informs them that they are an author, it is not a sort of thing that happens. By saying "Author here" I was acknowledging a social convention[2], that I must meet people on their own terms regardless of how ridiculous and unproductive they may seem if I ever want to have anything resembling a social life."

    "2. You can not help but wonder if acknowledging a convention is itself a convention but you quickly abandon that train of thought and realize you are being led astray again by your own thoughts, you are not focusing on the book. So you respond in kind "Beautiful day we are having."."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Appreciated

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's great to finally meet you Mr. Salinger
    I loved The Great Gatsby so much

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could kick his ass.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TPK. You should be ashamed

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could've saved him.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that a thick toilet paper

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will generative ai porn be the infinite jest

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy dressed really bad, he always looks so moronic

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