By how much will this improve my programming skills?

By how much will this improve my programming skills?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy your forever chemicals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know what isn't forever, [SPOILER] life [/SPOILER].

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is if you raise healthy children

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    About the same amount as a cup of coffee... so, not much

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not for improving your skills, it's to survive for a few days with minimal sleep. Don't drink this shit unless you really have to.

      My problem with coffee, is that I never know how much caffeine will it actually contain, because I don't have an espresso machine, and even if I did there are too many variables. An energy drink is always consistent, so it was easier for me as I can't really handle caffeine well.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Short term, probably a little. Long term, there will be nervous system damage from the excessive amounts of specific inactive B vitamins that will compete in your liver for active vitamins. The end result will be s deficiency in all B vitamins, resulting in nervous system damage among other issues.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for real? pretty worrying since a ton of shit is pumped with b-complex vitamins nowadays

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only B6 causes nerve damage bruh

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maximum

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why yes I do love pissing rocks, how could you tell?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Getting kidney stones from a can once in a while
      Do American kidneys really?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Climb the Ballmer Peak instead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool thumbnail, got an image to go along with it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you were at the Ballmer Peak, you'd be able to read it without glasses.

        Climb the Ballmer Peak instead.

        It looks like about 0.12 BAC is best for Java programming. In most places this makes you not legal to drive.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If you were at the Ballmer Peak, you'd be able to read it without glasses.
          This is true in the sense your eyes would glaze over it, read what you thought were the words, then move on in a drunken haze as you write more indecipherable code.
          In my case I had to slow down to read it because the image is poorly cropped and too small.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's to offset the pain of writing in Java

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The source image isn't all that much larger.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool thumbnail, got an image to go along with it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is the image. Sorry the original creator was an ant living in a tiny house.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take cocaine or amphetamines like a normal seasoned developer, instead of this unhealthy drink

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is expensive but it is the only thing that can keep me productive and programming for 6+ hours in my free time. I would recommend

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well a lot if you have many, since you will be hydrated. It's a fun little lifehack, the benefits of water without drinking tasteless water.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >water
      >tasteless
      lmao, you just have shit water, my tapwater is kino

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP Here, I started drinking monnster energy and now I'm trans nya~~~~

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was not OP writing this. And I'm already a homosexual, unironically

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't ingest semen. Recent studies have not only found plastic molecules in every human testicle tested, but both plastic itself and plastic-released chemicals are present in semen. Babies in 2024 are created from sperm tainted with plastic and ejaculated into a womb also tainted with plastic. Humans are so plastic ridden that the placenta which is present for less than a year contains plastic-- the organs you have with you for life are surely tainted by your exposure to plastic in food, the air, your clothes, and semen, where they build up and cause oxidative stress and endocrine disruption.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    +30% give or take

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I drink a can of these shits, I go, "these are gonna kill me one day." But then I think, "heh, it hasn't killed me ye-HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it supposed to have such dramatic effect?
      It literally has zero effect on me. Is it because of EU KEK vs. TRVE FREEDOM difference? Is it just massive Le 30yo Boomer roleplay?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it helps a lot when I'm driving, makes me much more aware of what's going on. but programming? I feel like caffeine just fuels my adhd moron brain and makes it harder to focus.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it tastes really nostalgic and is great when I get sick of coffee. but I had recurring constipation for a while and I almost want to blame it on energy drinks (sucralose and whatnot)

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drank this shit once to be able to handle a heavy day of programming. I would never do this daily though.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    +50%, plus extra +50% if you happen to be a Gen X boomer

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >By how much will this improve my programming skills?
    Your skills will improve by 0%.

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