Can someone explain why one should need a master's degree to staff a help desk?

Can someone explain why one should need a master's degree to staff a help desk?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >undergraduate or master's

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because the database is god tier you fricking pleb.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Involution.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because there are a 1000 other applicants all overqualified too. you need one just be even interviewed.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real world qualifications (pick one):
    - meet a diversity quota
    - belong to the hiring manager's frat
    - have big breasts
    - be the cheapest sub to fill a seat and then take the blame for some frickup and be let go

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you need a completed degree anyway? I hate this requirement I wrote my thesis in a week and it was mostly just a waiting game why shouldn't I work a normal job? And no its not a indian university or social studies high energy physics in a german university.
    Just wondering I assume its a excuse for lower wages for students.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why do you need a completed degree anyway?
      In most of the western world it's illegal to hire by IQ. The workaround companies found in the last decades was to require a degree, which somewhat correlated to IQ.
      However, commies attacked that by making sure everyone and their mothers had a degree. Now it's a terrible filter anyways and serves 0 purpose. That's why we see some companies moving away from formal requirements and going into technical testing.
      One day, however, technical testing will be considered racist and we will move on to some other proxy for intelligence. Kinda curious what will come up next.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        none of the office jobs / "programming" jobs require a high IQ its really baffling seeing some shitty finance thing require a completed degree to run some excel functions. Hell all my fintech people are stupid as hell they couldn't even pass the math exams without some help.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The way our society works, these days, is that most jobs are performed better if the performer is intelligent.
          So while office jobs don't require high IQ, paying the same for a higher IQ person means getting more bang for your buck.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see an IQ requirement. They're asking for degrees, very different.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >none of the office jobs / "programming" jobs require a high IQ
          Performance in *every* job role correlates with IQ. Even a ditch digger is better at high IQ. Companies are forced to hire low IQ persons because of population and labor market constraints, not because a low IQ person is equally performant.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think "competence tests" in "psychometric evaluations" are?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leetcode tests are IQ tests

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My IQ is 120+ but leetcode is too hard for me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, if leetcode is too hard for you and you've programmed in your life before than you cannot possibly possess an IQ one standard deviation above the average, let alone 120+...
            And no, online IQ tests don't count, even someone who's only somewhat more intelligent than your average person gets 140+ scores and that's just wrong.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon…

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My IQ is 120+ but leetcode is too hard for me
            Do mensacels really?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when you have commies who got people to think college is a human right, you end up having everyone going off to college. so degrees no longer have any value. so why not ask for ridiculous requirements when you have large swathes of stupid people out there with them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that David S Hollman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do trannies always try to be the most performative stereotypically ditzy "women" ever? Every time they remind me of Skyler White pretending to be an airhead to trick the tax guy in Breaking Bad. "Oopsy doopsy I'm just a poor widdle girl I like cute things xD I'm so giiiirly, pink and sparkly everything, it's like my LIFE". I hate them so fricking much they're FRICKING ADULTS and nobody around them tells them to stop being such annoying cringe weirdos because then that's transphobia.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it is all an act, and the point is to exercise power over you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've noticed this a lot. I had to leave a Discord server a year ago because these two trans people that I know for a fact were in their 30s wouldn't stop play-acting like little girls (I actively avoid servers with trans people now). I don't give a shit if dudes wanna wear dresses and take hormones or whatever but anybody that thinks I have to respect them behaving like a little girl can go jump off a bridge. Frick those weirdos.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a sexual fetish taken too far, what did you expect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >communism is when going to college doesn't land you in debt for the rest of your life
      Americans are funny

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HR roasties be wildin.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Companies need some way to lower the amount of applications they get.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's written by some out-of-touch HR roast beefs that thinks you need some good credentials to do the job.
    >He must be 6ft tall, 6 figures, 6 inches or else I won't date them!!!! Oh he's not? Guess we're not the right fit 🙁
    >The applicant must be MSc graduate, 3x FAANG intern, 4 YOE, and had experience in COBOL, assembly, ML, AI, quant and shit in order to get the help desk job!!!!1 Oh the applicant's not? Guess they're not the right fit 🙁
    Women need to be discriminated at the job place. Let's start with HR.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Everything that people learn in CS courses can be learned with CS books anyway. The degree inflation needs to go.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HR department went full moron again. They want a lambo at kia prices. Again.

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