COPILOT IS DOWN. THE DOOMSDAY IS HERE

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THE DOOMSDAY IS HERE

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's ok, a pilot should be able to do his job without the copilot if needed

    ...right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >IDE? Auto-compelte? Co-pilot? Never heard of those, I just use vim.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick cares? Just use a local model you moron.
    It's like a hundred times more useful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can only run tinyllama and tinydolphin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you run mistral by any chance ?
        Because that's where usefulness begins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how much would my electricity bill increase?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks to copepilot we will see more troonycoders doing their 42 %

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're at 50% now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Factually it's 52%

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many "developers" are going to get fired today

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All those "developers" already know which of their coworkers to throw under the bus. These type of people know how to manipulate every contingency to keep their job precisely because they don't know how to do it themselves.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some Pajeet at MS fricked up all the Bing related infrastructure. DuckDuckGo is also dead because they rely on Bing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Some Pajeet
      Could it be the AI engine itself? Just like Skynet in a popular movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm willing to bet the AI is smarter than the Pajeets that the bald frick Nadella nepotically hires that run the whole show are. At least it's trained on a higher quality data set from crackers, Black folk, bugmen and every other superior race to the Indian menace.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So many things went wrong with Microsoft lately.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain the logo? it looks like two maxi pads curled up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IMO those are some autistic minimalistic soft gradient ribbons some designer at MS thought looked neat even though it's so bland and unimpressive it sucks as a product logo. When you look at the Visual Studio logo, you know what it means. When you look at the Office logo, you know what it is. This is just shit.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is copilot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A completely useless chatbot that Pajeetsoft baked into Winblows because they have to ruin a perfectly good OS with AI memes so that investors take the bait and give them more money. It's so useless it can't even do basic OS functions like opening a program or emptying the recycle bin, it'll only tell you how you can do it yourself. I hate modern corporate investment system so goddamn much it's unreal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >win11
        >perfectly good os

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Under the hood, yes it is, just like Windows 10, and just like Win10 all the bad comes from asinine UI/UX decisions that serve no real purpose besides trying to change something for the sake of change. You strip out all the bullshit, be it on 10 or 11, and you're left with a solid foundation to run the software you need to run, AKA the entire fricking point of an OS.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >
          >Under the hood, yes it is, just like Windows 10, and just like Win10 all the bad comes from asinine UI/UX decisions that serve no real purpose besides trying to change something for the sake of change. You strip out all the bullshit, be it on 10 or 11, and you're left with a solid foundation to run the software you need to run, AKA the entire fricking point of an OS.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The kernel was written by straight men, and the Pajeets shat all over it. Linuxgays don't exactly have the high ground when their OS is all written by commies, troons and other wonderful sex pests from top to bottom.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you Black folk always have to make everything into a gay console war.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because fighting is fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rebadged ChatGPT now built into windows. The main ""feature"" involves taking a screenshot of your monitor every few seconds. For reasons.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Outlook was also shitting the bed yesterday and the day before. What's going on at Microsoft? Did they try allowing Jeets to run everything systems for a day?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bing video search went down on me mid jerk, it was horrible

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens when your LLM is online-only.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it just werks, tested it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The AI is not for sexuals

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which Copilot? There are dozens of them.

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