Post Roe v. Wade decision update: This is a somber moment for us. We acknowledge that TikTok dances may not have been the greatest tactic to get the SCOTUS draft rejected, but please understand that this was part of a greater awareness campaign. Please, also stop attacking us and our writers online. We are all our own worst critics, after all. It is now time to snuff that critic out and start the healing process: Self-care in the post-Roe v. Wade apocalypse: 7 top tips.
The leak that appears to show the Supreme Court ready to overturn Roe v. Wade has been confirmed to be real, and the terrible notion that Voldemort has killed Harry Potter and sentenced all of Gryffindor and Hufflepuff to evangelical forced breeding gulag is now setting in for women across the globe.
But it's important to understand that it's a leak of a draft. It was leaked to us so we can make a change before it's actually passed into law. This means organizing. It means fighting Voldemort with every available weapon. And it means raising awareness to women on TikTok who haven't yet heard the news. And how do you do that? By dancing, of course.
Here are 7 dances you can do on TikTok to raise awareness and save Roe V. Wade.
The Handmaid's Dance
Originally developed for the heartbeat bill in Texas, the Handmaid's Dance has now become synonymous with the Roe v. Wade struggle.
Dedicated to our oppressors in light of the recent refusal by the supreme court to block the heartbeat bill in Texas, effectively banning almost all access to safe abortions for Texan women and girls.
The dance is of course a direct reference to Margaret Atwood's dystopian novel The Handmaid's Tale, which has become disturbingly relevant. In the book, America becomes Gilead – a theocratic dictatorship where women are forced into sexual servitude and only exist to breed children for rich couples. If we allow this Supreme Court ruling to go through, that's our future. So let's start dancing like it isn't!
Bloody Ass Pussy
@besperon NEW DANCE ‼️ This is our mood when @iamcardib posted our video on her instagram! @kltkatnat #wap #dance #cardib
Yes, it's the Wet Ass Pussy dance. Wet from the remains of a homecooked abortion dripping out after an encounter with a coat hanger!
A coat hanger in a back alley is what most of us will be forced to resort to in a short time if we allow the Supreme Court to pass this garbage. Abortion fatality will go from basically 0 to near medieval levels.
Can't Touch This (Body)
This is a fight for bodily autonomy and the right to not become a forced breeding vessel. It's no wonder U Can't Touch This has become our anthem song, and moves to go with it are emerging as symbols of our struggle.
While the pro choice struggle was possibly not MC Hammer's original intention, the song was released in the 90s – a decade when evangelicals empowered by fake Satanic Panics tried to censor and oppress Americans.
The gender reveal
This is more of a format than a dance, but we're not puritans around here (unlike our illegally packed Supreme Court). Simply show your followers your pregnancy and promise them a big gender reveal. Then, have your safe and legal abortion, and reveal "It's... A... BORTED!"
The Termination Tango
@emilianocavallini Tango tutorial #tango #tangoargentino #tutorial #dancetutorial #dance
This is a dance for those of us who have had to make the difficult decision to terminate a pregnancy. It's also for those of us who will now be forced into that position by this overturning of Roe v. Wade.
The Termination Tango is about grief, loss, and resilience. It's about how we keep dancing even when the world is trying to grind us down by turning us into forced breeding vessels.
We have acknowledged that this may not have been the most effective tactic in this particular battle, and apologize to anyone who misinterpreted the piece. We are now in healing mode and ask for your understanding. We consider the matter closed.
Stay sunny 🌞🫡🌞
that’s the dumbest response i’ve ever heard lmao delete the article
I guess this is the only situation where it’s a good thing that you grifters don’t credit your exploited writers because whoever was made to draft up this horrible, horrible clickbait trash would have their great-grandchildren cringe themselves into perpetual homelessness if their ancestors involvement in this hollow pit of capitalist vulturing were to be public knowledge
Throw yourself off a bridge plz
Will get a few thousand views on that dance at least
This is the most asinine thing I've ever seen on the Internet...
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You sure have missed a lot. The web is overflowing with sewage.
you knew this was wrong before during and after posting this trash heap
What the hell. Please say this is satire or delete the entire site fr fr
What in the blue hell is wrong with you? I do believe you should kindly Delete this then remove your hands from your body so that you prevent yourself from further embarrassment.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you, take this down
u r freaking stupid
Delete the article. This is one of the lowest IQ pieces of writing I've ever seen.
"healing mode" you freaking scrotebrains
"We are all our own worst critics, after all". As it appears you have literally zero critical capacity.
Responding to a political decision that is fatal to such a huge crowd of people in the US with performative "tiktok dances" is just completely tone-deaf and incredibly inappropriate. It does in no way help to both deal with, or as you guys say "heal" from the news as it is literally a violation of human rights and lifes are at stake. If anyone has misinterpreted how to deal with this situation it's unfortunately you as writers and editors of this article and not the readers trying to both make you guys aware and are aware themselves that publishing an article as disrespectful and tone-deaf as this onw shouldn't have happened in the first place. Also extremely weird how you guys brush it off as your article being misinterpreted and you guys needing to heal from the well-deserved backlash instead of recognizing that the backlash is indeed valid, there was never space for misinterpretation of your article. If you guys prioritise clicks and interactions in times of almost dystopian political desicion-makings you guys have genuinely lost any sense of humanity which is absolutely saddening
That's right
'does not in any way'
Sorry, memory got what you wrote wrong.
lmaooooo!
"Here you go, brain-dead zoomers, dance like an imbecile on the internet because we say so. It's not like have the intellect required to understand that dancing is like praying: It does nothing."
Why did they let the person with the lowest IQ on earth write an article?
Are you going to apologize to people who DIDN’T misinterpret the article, but who quite correctly were appalled by a stupid, juvenile piece of horseshit that turned a serious issue into a total joke?
Glad to see the brain damaged left out themselves accordingly.
“please stop being mean to us it’s not our fault we have not writing skill —poignant or humorous. What’s the big deal we really don’t need to consider the reception of our articles in this day and age… if we write absolute shite it will get more visits to our site anyways” fuck you guys
Get the fuck outta here!
Healing from what? Being scrotebrained?
Are you serious. This is dumb and messed up
Try reading the Constitution. You can even start with the 10th Amendment.
How'd your risible little dances work out for you? Not sure which is funnier: that you take yourselves so seriously, or that you believe you are somehow superior to everyone else. You deserve the ruling. Totally.deserve.it.
The matter will never be closed. You are morally bankrupt and and will be miserable for all eternity. There is one way to freedom from your insanity and you know exactly what it. You'll never be freedom, however, because you're incapable of humility. You're not in control and you never will be.
Good luck!
Is this article written by a 4 year old? Using the power of dance to save Roe (i.e. referencing Voldemort)?
mental illness
Delete this stupid article u dumb fucks
Please, never delete this article. Posterity deserves to know about the capitalist bullshit fake activism that eventually led to the collapse of human rights.
I used to think stupidity and mental illness were rare. I used to think that childish schoolyard answers to problems were left on the play ground as children grew up. This article proves me wrong on all accounts. I also thought that adults knew that legal challenges are handled in a court room not a dance floor but color me informed. I am not sure where your staff when to school but it is obvious they taught to the test and left critical thinking out of the curriculum. Native American culture teaches that we need to care for the earth and its inhabitants by making decisions that will benefit the next 7 generations. We need go no further than one generation back to see your families failed miserably at that as well.
This is the stupidest f*ucking sh*t I’ve ever seen online, and that’s saying ALOT. Leave it up to whit e women to dance on TikTok rather than grow a backbone and engage in some useful activism. I blame YALL for the overturning of Roe v. Wade, so thanks for nothing.
ill
Dawg soup
We live in a society
this is a-tier satire, nuts that no one here can see that. even the comment is great satire
Can China just nuke us already
This is absolutely abhorrent. This completely trivializes the issue and only further perpetuated the Republican messaging strategy that people who are pro-choice just view abortions cavalierly. Your apology sucks. This should be removed.
Forced Breeding Vessels? Girly, how did you get pregnant? You let some guy stick his dick in you. That's a conservative's fault??? Sorry girly it's your own fault. Keep guys' dicks out of you - problem solved. Duh!
Guys could also keep their dicks out of girls. Especially in cases of rape and incest. And keep your dicks wrapped up or get a vasectomy. Then the problem would REALLY be solved.
There is a lot of insanely stupid shit on the internet… but this might be actually be the worst.
Who is the moron who compiled this?
The best time to delete this was before you published it. The second best time is right now.
You people are crazy. I hope I didn't offend anyone by calling you 'people'.
Yall should be brutally tortured
Regardless of your opinion on abortion, Roe v. Wade was a bad legal decision: the federal government has no business deciding over medical or citizen rights issues! We fought a Civil War over this!
Consider the recent federal mask mandates that were challenged & overturned: it's the same issue! These decisions need to be made at the state-level, not the federal level. If your state doesn't allow abortion, THEN MOVE, OR WORK TO CHANGE YOUR STATE'S LAWS!
Exactly... What part of the Bill of Rights talks about abortion? It is not there, There is no Constitutional right to abortion. The states should put the abortion issue on the ballet, 1 - Should abortion be legal for birth control?, Yes/No 2 - Should abortion be legal in cases of rape or incest? Yes/No. If the People in the state say Yes or No then Democracy has spoken.
You are all VILE CONTEMPTIBLE people. Abortion is MURDER.
Not allowing people to have abortion will result in people dying due to complications.
good
How about they don't breed in the first place....... Then they won't need the abortion.
Pleasantly surprised by the comments on this dumb sh** article.
What the hell is this garbage??? Youre such a joke
I can’t tell if this is a parody site.
Most parody sites are higher quality.
I think we can all agree now that “orange man bad” won in 2020. He just keeps winning everyday…
I think we can all agree now that Trump won in 2020. He just keeps winning everyday…
You 'people' are totally insane.
The faster you go extinct the better.
Bye bye then. Be gone.
These are the same people that thought Count Dankula from YouTube was actually Justice Dankula and on the Supreme Court.
How about the close your legs dance? Women do have control of their bodies, in which case, they wouldn't be getting pregnant in the first place.
Women are a mistake
Women drivers double mistake.
Asian women drivers is that a double double mistake
And the bigger mistake is the boys and men they give birth to.
WE'VE TRIED NOTHING ANS WE'RE ALL OUT OF IDEAS
Damn, shoulda hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa then Naruto run to Pokemon-GO to the voting polls, ammorite fellow kids?
One of the best satirical articles in years. Well done Sir!
tasteless and depraved.
This is a great idea. I am currently doing the Gender Reveal dance and I'm a man!
Get ready for aaaaaa surprise everyone!
Y’all are about the dumbest people ever. They should have a-borted y'all.
humanity was a mistake
Cope. Seethe
Please dumb this down so AOC can follow.
Shaking your fat ass raises my awareness that you have a fat ass.
Next question.
whoever made this i outta kick your ass
The price is wrong, Bitch!
come find out then scrote
Everybody involved should be publicly flogged and left in the mid summer sun.
Yo I did the 7 dances, Hope it helps uwu
#solidaritywithwomen
#uwu
So brave, so strong. I have tingles.
jesus christ almighty please kill hang whoever wrote this piece of crap
im so sad that its an actual article fuck man this shit is worse than abortion itself.
freaking incredible that someone actually gets paid to write this stuff
cuck behavior
Just erase this article. It's so f-ing embarrassing and how th F do you think this help ANYONE? Women are in tears, women will DIE and you think this is appropriate.
I f-ing hate you all rn
Delete this shit…
Please. Never again.
what the actual fuck
This is, by no small margin, the dumbest thing that I have ever seen and actually made me physically ill as I read it.
Wtf guys why didn’t this work
You have to identify as a male unicorn with ten penises for this to work. They could only find one with 6.
Get bonked
Nobody "misinterpreted" anything. This article was written by a tone-deaf moron trying to capitalize on a terrible situation to get clicks and traffic. The author should be ashamed of themselves for writing it, and the editor should be disgusted that their career has led to them allowing it to be published.... but now you're in "healing mode" so the criticism of your idiotic decision should stop right?
Fuck off.
My sis its a joke
scrotes tongue my anus.
im in your walls
me too
Op should have been a abortion 🎉
You should have been an abortion, lol!
scrote
Simple solution to all of this: don't freaking have sex unless you're ready live with the potential consequences of your actions!!! Ffs people
What about people who have ectopic pregnancies or other issues that require medical abortions to save their lives, even if they wanted the pregnancy. I hope you’re just very young because that’s the only excuse I can think of to be so openly ignorant.
Slaaayyyyy!!!
Lmao, literal brainless in the comments.
Hello brainlet 👋🏼
That is not the same as an abortion - that is ectopic pregnancy removal. It is considered different because a) it is not performed in the uterus like an abortion is, and more importantly b) it is performed on a non-viable pregnancy that cannot be carried to term under any circumstance. It is still legal to be treated for ectopic pregnancies anywhere in the country. All of this information is on Planned Parenthood’s website https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/pregnancy/ectopic-pregnancy
balls
True....
immediately
Shut the fuck up dumbasses
they’re spitting facts
yall bout dumb as hell if yall think dancing will make old white men change their minds 😹
What about the black supreme justice? Or the young female justice?
rape woman in sight then they change their mind
I hope you’re first.
What the fuck did you just freaking say about me, you scrote? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're freaking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking dumb, kiddo.
Let’s dance to stop the Supreme Court from taking away our rights. As if freaking dancing did anything??? Roe got overturn and our rights are slowing being taking away from big government. And all you fuckers can say is “just dance 🤓”. Apologize for this and delete this
You're no freaking soldier sis, A soldier does not splash his past performance on a public forum and secondly does not make a public statement threatening someones life while at the same time pulling all his army mates into the argument without their consent. A soldier only talks to his comrades about that shit and to their therapists. After serving in my country for 4 years I often found wankers at disco's or parties bragging about their military connections and experiences until I arrested them for sharing state secrets and then suddenly you find that they are rookies or have never been in the military, so I call bullshit on your "military" experience.
It’s a meme guys… a literal meme…. Look up copypasta smh…
https://genius.com/Copypasta-navy-seal-copypasta-annotated
Easy there, Francis.
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha bullshit.
lmao
The leak that appears to show the Supreme Court ready to overturn Roe v. Wade has been confirmed to be real, and the terrible notion that Voldemort has killed Harry Potter and sentenced all of Gryffindor and Hufflepuff to evangelical forced breeding gulag is now setting in for women across the globe.The leak that appears to show the Supreme Court ready to overturn Roe v. Wade has been confirmed to be real, and the terrible notion that Voldemort has killed Harry Potter and sentenced all of Gryffindor and Hufflepuff to evangelical forced breeding gulag is now setting in for women across the globe.
Agreed.
Harry Potter and the adults who should've read another book by now.
Literally shaking rn
Lmao, take it easy on the pipe.
i have never in my five years of insanity seen a worse show of tenderqueer whacktivism. this is genuinely freaking appalling from a radqueer perspective. who the fuck are you? is this satire? why is this website sponsored by amazon?
death to christo-fascism, buy a gun legally and learn to safely use it. sure, you invoked the name of gilead but you have no freaking clue of the half of it you cracker-ass white lady from NJ or whoever the hell wrote this. gilead is the death of the modern woman, gilead is the death of hope. there is still time to survive, but its a matter of pink terror.
not dancing.
freaking liberals.
Da fuck is a radqueer?
Sounds made up
whoever wrote this needs to die
Found the dancer.
We've done it. We've found the dumbest freaking article of all time. Amazing.
hahahahaha no fricking way
i thought this was some kinda joke or smth
but this is real
HOLY SHIT! HOW COULD IT NOT HAVE WORKED WE TRIED EVERY DANCE?!
"Guys our democracy is being dismantled by a fascist party and their opposition refuse to do anything about it! Quick let's do some silly dances to solve the issue!" fuck you, like actually you're directly contributing to a fascist takeover. freaking lobotamites
Fascist takeover lmao.
What a bunch of snowflake crybabies.
Yummy tears.
People can't honestly be this f*ck*ing stupid right? Is this how far we've gone backwards.....
Yes Bobby, we're bonked alright.
peak journalism thank you
I want to kill myself
Do it
Do it lmao
Every person who thinks these dances will save Roe V Wade should have been aborted.
A bunch of stupid TIk Tok dances had just as much of a chance of stopping the overturn of Roe v Wade as anything else. They protested outside their homes, they wrote hyperbolic missives, they even tried assassination. Y’all get over yourselves.
now this is journalism
No
what the actual hell
That was amazing. Humanity has you to thank for making some of the greatest journalism of our generation.
What is wrong with you for real
Please touch grass
We should be spilling conservative blood. Not dancing on tiktok. What the fuck.
You are totally stable. Please seek help.
I will kill you and every conservative related to you by even the slightest blood bond
lmao do it
good lucky with that
lets see how this is going to end
Get help, before you get punched in public 🤣
Le Reddit r/conservative has arrived! *Troll face*
shut the fuck up, this is why no one likes millennials and this why all of you should be permanently banned from making blogs and news articles
i single-handedly saved roe v wade with #2! you're welcome, everyone (bows
sis you failed wdym?!
stfu
This made me want to throw myself off the roof of a building at the exact time when a semi truck is passing just to make sure my brain is mush and I never have to live another day with the very memory of this article. Thanks!
Omg, this so much
Do it if you mean it.
author, please read my name and take it into consideration
I've never been happier to be using an ad-blocker. This seek help
waht the fuck
whoever wrote this is insane and should go to a mental health institution without hesitation
Millennials (derogatory)
I can't tell if this is real or if it is a parody of unhinged social media influencers.
The farcical nature of the main point makes me think parody, but the factual errors and poor grammar make me think real.
please consider jumping off of the nearest tall building for putting this into the world
delete this asap
delete this asap
I will raise my children as Maoists
You can teach them the proper way to pummel a landlord.
hehe i will tell my grandma that these are pro-life dances and take a video of her doing them, the look on her face will be amazing after i tell her that she just helped save Roe v Wade
what the fuck is this article
Yes the scrotebrain left actually thinks this way.
Fire whoever wrote this. They are a freaking moron.
Actually because of the hateclicks they might be a genius.
Holy problematic af. This website is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I don’t know if these people are purposefully trying to make shitty articles but keep doing it. Just more stuff to laugh at
Are you people insane, you do know that she came out on national television and told the entire world it was entirely faked and the government paid her to get the entire planned parent hood circus going. You woke muppets and this site are absolutely ill-suited and need to go to the wood chipper.
test
Beyond delusional
This is CCP propaganda or someone elses designed to divide us. Dont trust this site.
The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed
The fires of greed will burn the weak
So we'll make freedom obsolete
Making whole the fabric of society
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see
MIND CONTROL
Let your country control your soul
This needed to be said
i just jizzed all over ur dads face
Low IQ content
Low IQ comments
I showed this to my dance class we talk about roe v wade all the time now it can take our right away if we dont do something and so i have put in charge to organize a dance of all the class for to fight this
i show when we done recording 🙂
Lol there's no way it'll be overturned now.
This is amazing
Omg #5 is too dangerous tho
You're supposed to have someone hold you