Seven TikTok dances you can do to save Roe v. Wade The Supreme Court decision is a draft. There's still time to save Roe v. Wade—through the awareness-spreading power of dance.

Post Roe v. Wade decision update: This is a somber moment for us. We acknowledge that TikTok dances may not have been the greatest tactic to get the SCOTUS draft rejected, but please understand that this was part of a greater awareness campaign. Please, also stop attacking us and our writers online. We are all our own worst critics, after all. It is now time to snuff that critic out and start the healing process: Self-care in the post-Roe v. Wade apocalypse: 7 top tips.

The leak that appears to show the Supreme Court ready to overturn Roe v. Wade has been confirmed to be real, and the terrible notion that Voldemort has killed Harry Potter and sentenced all of Gryffindor and Hufflepuff to evangelical forced breeding gulag is now setting in for women across the globe.

But it's important to understand that it's a leak of a draft. It was leaked to us so we can make a change before it's actually passed into law. This means organizing. It means fighting Voldemort with every available weapon. And it means raising awareness to women on TikTok who haven't yet heard the news. And how do you do that? By dancing, of course.

Here are 7 dances you can do on TikTok to raise awareness and save Roe V. Wade.

The Handmaid's Dance

Originally developed for the heartbeat bill in Texas, the Handmaid's Dance has now become synonymous with the Roe v. Wade struggle.

Dedicated to our oppressors in light of the recent refusal by the supreme court to block the heartbeat bill in Texas, effectively banning almost all access to safe abortions for Texan women and girls.

The dance is of course a direct reference to Margaret Atwood's dystopian novel The Handmaid's Tale, which has become disturbingly relevant. In the book, America becomes Gilead – a theocratic dictatorship where women are forced into sexual servitude and only exist to breed children for rich couples. If we allow this Supreme Court ruling to go through, that's our future. So let's start dancing like it isn't!

Bloody Ass Pussy

@besperon

NEW DANCE ‼️ This is our mood when @iamcardib posted our video on her instagram! @kltkatnat #wap #dance #cardib

♬ WAP(feat. Megan Thee Stallion) - Cardi B

Yes, it's the Wet Ass Pussy dance. Wet from the remains of a homecooked abortion dripping out after an encounter with a coat hanger!

A coat hanger in a back alley is what most of us will be forced to resort to in a short time if we allow the Supreme Court to pass this garbage. Abortion fatality will go from basically 0 to near medieval levels.

Can't Touch This (Body)

This is a fight for bodily autonomy and the right to not become a forced breeding vessel. It's no wonder U Can't Touch This has become our anthem song, and moves to go with it are emerging as symbols of our struggle.

While the pro choice struggle was possibly not MC Hammer's original intention, the song was released in the 90s – a decade when evangelicals empowered by fake Satanic Panics tried to censor and oppress Americans.

The gender reveal

This is more of a format than a dance, but we're not puritans around here (unlike our illegally packed Supreme Court). Simply show your followers your pregnancy and promise them a big gender reveal. Then, have your safe and legal abortion, and reveal "It's... A... BORTED!"

The Termination Tango

@emilianocavallini

Tango tutorial #tango #tangoargentino #tutorial #dancetutorial #dance

♬ suono originale - Emiliano Cavallini Dancer

This is a dance for those of us who have had to make the difficult decision to terminate a pregnancy. It's also for those of us who will now be forced into that position by this overturning of Roe v. Wade.

The Termination Tango is about grief, loss, and resilience. It's about how we keep dancing even when the world is trying to grind us down by turning us into forced breeding vessels.

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  1. We have acknowledged that this may not have been the most effective tactic in this particular battle, and apologize to anyone who misinterpreted the piece. We are now in healing mode and ask for your understanding. We consider the matter closed.

    Stay sunny 🌞🫡🌞

      • What in the blue hell is wrong with you? I do believe you should kindly Delete this then remove your hands from your body so that you prevent yourself from further embarrassment.

    • "We are all our own worst critics, after all". As it appears you have literally zero critical capacity.

    • Responding to a political decision that is fatal to such a huge crowd of people in the US with performative "tiktok dances" is just completely tone-deaf and incredibly inappropriate. It does in no way help to both deal with, or as you guys say "heal" from the news as it is literally a violation of human rights and lifes are at stake. If anyone has misinterpreted how to deal with this situation it's unfortunately you as writers and editors of this article and not the readers trying to both make you guys aware and are aware themselves that publishing an article as disrespectful and tone-deaf as this onw shouldn't have happened in the first place. Also extremely weird how you guys brush it off as your article being misinterpreted and you guys needing to heal from the well-deserved backlash instead of recognizing that the backlash is indeed valid, there was never space for misinterpretation of your article. If you guys prioritise clicks and interactions in times of almost dystopian political desicion-makings you guys have genuinely lost any sense of humanity which is absolutely saddening

    • lmaooooo!

      "Here you go, brain-dead zoomers, dance like an imbecile on the internet because we say so. It's not like have the intellect required to understand that dancing is like praying: It does nothing."

    • Are you going to apologize to people who DIDN’T misinterpret the article, but who quite correctly were appalled by a stupid, juvenile piece of horseshit that turned a serious issue into a total joke?

    • “please stop being mean to us it’s not our fault we have not writing skill —poignant or humorous. What’s the big deal we really don’t need to consider the reception of our articles in this day and age… if we write absolute shite it will get more visits to our site anyways” fuck you guys

    • How'd your risible little dances work out for you? Not sure which is funnier: that you take yourselves so seriously, or that you believe you are somehow superior to everyone else. You deserve the ruling. Totally.deserve.it.

    • The matter will never be closed. You are morally bankrupt and and will be miserable for all eternity. There is one way to freedom from your insanity and you know exactly what it. You'll never be freedom, however, because you're incapable of humility. You're not in control and you never will be.
      Good luck!

    • Is this article written by a 4 year old? Using the power of dance to save Roe (i.e. referencing Voldemort)?

    • Please, never delete this article. Posterity deserves to know about the capitalist bullshit fake activism that eventually led to the collapse of human rights.

    • I used to think stupidity and mental illness were rare. I used to think that childish schoolyard answers to problems were left on the play ground as children grew up. This article proves me wrong on all accounts. I also thought that adults knew that legal challenges are handled in a court room not a dance floor but color me informed. I am not sure where your staff when to school but it is obvious they taught to the test and left critical thinking out of the curriculum. Native American culture teaches that we need to care for the earth and its inhabitants by making decisions that will benefit the next 7 generations. We need go no further than one generation back to see your families failed miserably at that as well.

    • This is the stupidest f*ucking sh*t I’ve ever seen online, and that’s saying ALOT. Leave it up to whit e women to dance on TikTok rather than grow a backbone and engage in some useful activism. I blame YALL for the overturning of Roe v. Wade, so thanks for nothing.

    • There was no misinterpretation, you bonked up.
      And you should know better, this matter is far from closed. You don't get to decide to have a one way conversation when you're getting backlash on how stupid you are.

    • Excellent article. Please next do a video about which dances we can do to stop the government from voting to take our money.

    • Slacktivism 2.0, I love it! Maybe next year, we can bleach our buttholes in solidarity with the animal rights activists. Is it relevant? No. Will it do anything to help? In our infantile brains, maybe. I'm totally gonna be moved emotionally by a bunch of Zoomers dancing like rabies patients exposed to a garden sprinkler. This publication, if that's what one wants to call it, has impressed me because it taken the title of worst pop culture news site from BuzzFeed. I would tell you that you should be ashamed, but that requires introspection, which I doubt you have.

    • please throw your stupid millennial and your dumbass article into the trash for the sake of humanity:)
      How stupid are you? "Omg let me do the bloody ass pussy in front of the white house that's gonna do something".
      "We have acknowledged that this may not have been the most effective tactic in this particular battle, and apologize to anyone who misinterpreted the piece. We are now in healing mode and ask for your understanding. We consider the matter closed." What you actually mean is "we got backlash and we are sorry that you're mad, we don't want to do anything about it or hear about it."

  2. I, for one, am glad for you posting this gem! In these 'trying times' we could all use a laugh, and whether out of irony or oblivity, you have succeeded. Kudos good sxr!

  3. A sleazy dance to make abortion until the moment of birth be forced on all states as an edict? Yes, your first comment is a disclaimer, but you published the article.

    And how was the Supreme Court "illegally packed"? Did you have or just fail Civics class?

  4. I think we found a candidate for The Great Troll. Please don't delete until you have heard from our Producers. Thanks!

  5. If you're stupid enough to think that pathetic dances and pussy hats convince normal people of anything.....

  6. This is so freaking funny for no reason at all. Literally none of these dances will do anything to make 60 year old people dressed in graduation gowns to change their minds on abortion 😭😭😭☠️☠️

  7. You DESERVE every single attack, mockery, and ridicule.
    "It might have not been the best tactic" It wasn't even a tactic to begin with!
    Stop trying to connect to the younger generation because you're an aging millennial and already feel the cold fingers of death crawling ever so slightly closer to you, and start using logic and common sense.
    Or delete the entirety of this shit site, it'd be more useful.

    • This is the best article ive read in years made by millennials. its so fücking funny istg ☠️☠️

  8. This is the gayest freaking shit I have ever seen. No wonder God wants to punish all of you scrotes. This type of shit is freaking ignorant.

  9. God has abandoned us all. Whoever wrote this please, for the sanity of our species and for the good of the universe, I am literally begging you to either quit your job or spend a day away from work considering the messages and effects that your terrible content has in promoting slacktivism and inaction. You are the problem. You are the reason people are lazy enough to allow the government to do whatever they want to oppress us. If Tiktok could save Roe Vs Wade, we wouldn’t be in this situation

  10. This is absolutely abhorrent. This completely trivializes the issue and only further perpetuated the Republican messaging strategy that people who are pro-choice just view abortions cavalierly. Your apology sucks. This should be removed.

  11. Forced Breeding Vessels? Girly, how did you get pregnant? You let some guy stick his dick in you. That's a conservative's fault??? Sorry girly it's your own fault. Keep guys' dicks out of you - problem solved. Duh!

    • Guys could also keep their dicks out of girls. Especially in cases of rape and incest. And keep your dicks wrapped up or get a vasectomy. Then the problem would REALLY be solved.

  12. There is a lot of insanely stupid shit on the internet… but this might be actually be the worst.

    Who is the moron who compiled this?

  13. Regardless of your opinion on abortion, Roe v. Wade was a bad legal decision: the federal government has no business deciding over medical or citizen rights issues! We fought a Civil War over this!

    Consider the recent federal mask mandates that were challenged & overturned: it's the same issue! These decisions need to be made at the state-level, not the federal level. If your state doesn't allow abortion, THEN MOVE, OR WORK TO CHANGE YOUR STATE'S LAWS!

    • Exactly... What part of the Bill of Rights talks about abortion? It is not there, There is no Constitutional right to abortion. The states should put the abortion issue on the ballet, 1 - Should abortion be legal for birth control?, Yes/No 2 - Should abortion be legal in cases of rape or incest? Yes/No. If the People in the state say Yes or No then Democracy has spoken.

  14. I think we can all agree now that “orange man bad” won in 2020. He just keeps winning everyday…

  15. You 'people' are totally insane.
    The faster you go extinct the better.

    Bye bye then. Be gone.

  16. These are the same people that thought Count Dankula from YouTube was actually Justice Dankula and on the Supreme Court.

  17. How about the close your legs dance? Women do have control of their bodies, in which case, they wouldn't be getting pregnant in the first place.

  18. Damn, shoulda hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa then Naruto run to Pokemon-GO to the voting polls, ammorite fellow kids?

  19. This is a great idea. I am currently doing the Gender Reveal dance and I'm a man!

    Get ready for aaaaaa surprise everyone!

  20. Just erase this article. It's so f-ing embarrassing and how th F do you think this help ANYONE? Women are in tears, women will DIE and you think this is appropriate.

    I f-ing hate you all rn

  21. This is, by no small margin, the dumbest thing that I have ever seen and actually made me physically ill as I read it.

    • You have to identify as a male unicorn with ten penises for this to work. They could only find one with 6.

  22. Nobody "misinterpreted" anything. This article was written by a tone-deaf moron trying to capitalize on a terrible situation to get clicks and traffic. The author should be ashamed of themselves for writing it, and the editor should be disgusted that their career has led to them allowing it to be published.... but now you're in "healing mode" so the criticism of your idiotic decision should stop right?

    Fuck off.

  23. Simple solution to all of this: don't freaking have sex unless you're ready live with the potential consequences of your actions!!! Ffs people

    • What about people who have ectopic pregnancies or other issues that require medical abortions to save their lives, even if they wanted the pregnancy. I hope you’re just very young because that’s the only excuse I can think of to be so openly ignorant.

    • That is not the same as an abortion - that is ectopic pregnancy removal. It is considered different because a) it is not performed in the uterus like an abortion is, and more importantly b) it is performed on a non-viable pregnancy that cannot be carried to term under any circumstance. It is still legal to be treated for ectopic pregnancies anywhere in the country. All of this information is on Planned Parenthood’s website https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/pregnancy/ectopic-pregnancy

  24. yall bout dumb as hell if yall think dancing will make old white men change their minds 😹

  25. What the fuck did you just freaking say about me, you scrote? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're freaking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking dumb, kiddo.

    • Let’s dance to stop the Supreme Court from taking away our rights. As if freaking dancing did anything??? Roe got overturn and our rights are slowing being taking away from big government. And all you fuckers can say is “just dance 🤓”. Apologize for this and delete this

    • You're no freaking soldier sis, A soldier does not splash his past performance on a public forum and secondly does not make a public statement threatening someones life while at the same time pulling all his army mates into the argument without their consent. A soldier only talks to his comrades about that shit and to their therapists. After serving in my country for 4 years I often found wankers at disco's or parties bragging about their military connections and experiences until I arrested them for sharing state secrets and then suddenly you find that they are rookies or have never been in the military, so I call bullshit on your "military" experience.

  26. The leak that appears to show the Supreme Court ready to overturn Roe v. Wade has been confirmed to be real, and the terrible notion that Voldemort has killed Harry Potter and sentenced all of Gryffindor and Hufflepuff to evangelical forced breeding gulag is now setting in for women across the globe.The leak that appears to show the Supreme Court ready to overturn Roe v. Wade has been confirmed to be real, and the terrible notion that Voldemort has killed Harry Potter and sentenced all of Gryffindor and Hufflepuff to evangelical forced breeding gulag is now setting in for women across the globe.

  27. i have never in my five years of insanity seen a worse show of tenderqueer whacktivism. this is genuinely freaking appalling from a radqueer perspective. who the fuck are you? is this satire? why is this website sponsored by amazon?

    death to christo-fascism, buy a gun legally and learn to safely use it. sure, you invoked the name of gilead but you have no freaking clue of the half of it you cracker-ass white lady from NJ or whoever the hell wrote this. gilead is the death of the modern woman, gilead is the death of hope. there is still time to survive, but its a matter of pink terror.

    not dancing.

    freaking liberals.

  28. "Guys our democracy is being dismantled by a fascist party and their opposition refuse to do anything about it! Quick let's do some silly dances to solve the issue!" fuck you, like actually you're directly contributing to a fascist takeover. freaking lobotamites

    • A bunch of stupid TIk Tok dances had just as much of a chance of stopping the overturn of Roe v Wade as anything else. They protested outside their homes, they wrote hyperbolic missives, they even tried assassination. Y’all get over yourselves.

  29. That was amazing. Humanity has you to thank for making some of the greatest journalism of our generation.

  30. shut the fuck up, this is why no one likes millennials and this why all of you should be permanently banned from making blogs and news articles

  31. This made me want to throw myself off the roof of a building at the exact time when a semi truck is passing just to make sure my brain is mush and I never have to live another day with the very memory of this article. Thanks!

  32. whoever wrote this is insane and should go to a mental health institution without hesitation

  33. I can't tell if this is real or if it is a parody of unhinged social media influencers.

    The farcical nature of the main point makes me think parody, but the factual errors and poor grammar make me think real.

  34. hehe i will tell my grandma that these are pro-life dances and take a video of her doing them, the look on her face will be amazing after i tell her that she just helped save Roe v Wade

  35. Holy problematic af. This website is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I don’t know if these people are purposefully trying to make shitty articles but keep doing it. Just more stuff to laugh at

  36. Are you people insane, you do know that she came out on national television and told the entire world it was entirely faked and the government paid her to get the entire planned parent hood circus going. You woke muppets and this site are absolutely ill-suited and need to go to the wood chipper.

    • The unenlightened masses
      They cannot make the judgment call
      Give up free will forever
      Their voices won't be heard at all
      Display obedience
      While never stepping out of line
      And blindly swear allegiance
      Let your country control your mind
      Live in ignorance
      And purchase your happiness
      When blood and sweat is the real cost
      Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
      Don't you worry
      You'll be told exactly what to do
      I give my people the lives they need
      The righteous will succeed
      The fires of greed will burn the weak
      So we'll make freedom obsolete
      Making whole the fabric of society
      Collective consciousness controlled as you will see
      MIND CONTROL
      Let your country control your soul

  37. I showed this to my dance class we talk about roe v wade all the time now it can take our right away if we dont do something and so i have put in charge to organize a dance of all the class for to fight this
    i show when we done recording 🙂

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