The leak that appears to show the Supreme Court ready to overturn Roe v. Wade has been confirmed to be real, and the terrible notion that Voldemort has killed Harry Potter and sentenced all of Gryffindor and Hufflepuff to evangelical forced breeding gulag is now setting in for women across the globe.
But it's important to understand that it's a leak of a draft. It was leaked to us so we can make a change before it's actually passed into law. This means organizing. It means fighting Voldemort with every available weapon. And it means raising awareness to women on TikTok who haven't yet heard the news. And how do you do that? By dancing, of course.
Here are 7 dances you can do on TikTok to raise awareness and save Roe V. Wade.
Bloody Ass Pussy
Yes, it's the Wet Ass Pussy dance. Wet from the remains of a homecooked abortion dripping out after an encounter with a coat hanger!
A coat hanger in a back alley is what most of us will be forced to resort to in a short time if we allow the Supreme Court to pass this garbage. Abortion fatality will go from basically 0 to near medieval levels.
Can't Touch This (Body)
This is a fight for bodily autonomy and the right to not become a forced breeding vessel. It's no wonder U Can't Touch This has become our anthem song, and moves to go with it are emerging as symbols of our struggle.
While the pro choice struggle was possibly not MC Hammer's original intention, the song was released in the the 90s – a decade when evangelicals empowered by fake Satanic Panics tried to censor and oppress Americans.
The gender reveal
This is more of a format than a dance, but we're not puritans around here (unlike our illegally packed Supreme Court). Simply show your followers your pregnancy and promise them a big gender reveal. Then, have your safe and legal abortion, and reveal "It's. A... BORTED!"