Dealing With The NPC Epidemic

In order to deal with the onslaught of npcs who are preprogrammed automata pretending to be human being, we need to be certain in identifying them. While their flesh and blood may be real, their minds fall short because an NPC can be identified very simply:

If a personoid tells you there's no such thing as qualia and that there is no "mental plane," you can be 100% certain that you are interacting with a nonhuman entity. These NPCs are less than human and should not be afforded the same rights and luxuries that human beings invented and enjoy daily.

The facts are simple: mind and body are not the same, people have experiences (qualia), and if you cannot imagine this it is safe to say that you are a deterministic automata; a machine that has been preprogrammed with a set agenda to serve human beings in some way. NPCs cannot feel, as they are less than human.

Moving on from this, what can we possibly use NPCs for? We know that there are a great many of them out there (called physicalists/materialists or some other hokey-poke name) who get very angry and defensive when it is brought to their attention that they are not alive and therefore of much lower quality than humans.

What do we do with NPCs?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    souls are real

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qualia has nothing to do with being an npc. All visible behavior of a human being is controlled by the physical brain. subjective experience/qualia has nothing to do with actions, the brain is responsible for all thoughts and actions, all we can do is experience what our brain does, but have no control.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you do not have free will then you are not alive. You are not human. You are less than human. I have free will; I can act as rationally or irrationally as I please.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Free will is logically impossible. All behavior of a system is either deterministic or random. Even if souls were proven to exist, there would still be no free will.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Free will is logically impossible. All behavior of a system is either deterministic or random.
          >Logic designed by people with free will

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. It was design'd by people without free will.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Free will is logically impossible.
          Provide formal logical proof then.

          >All behavior of a system is either deterministic or random.
          False dichotomy arising from the circular assumption that there is no free will.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spoken like a true npc

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >qualia
    I never understood this nonsense. It's never shown up on brain scans or dissections of neurons. Why bring claims about the supernatural onto IQfy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first person experience is supernatural
      >the most natural thing is supernatural
      Hahaha, found the p-zombie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zombie
        This isn't a video game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          According to "deterministic computational universe" ideologues like you, life is exactly like a video game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, 'life' doesn't exist. It's all just chemical processes no different than anything else.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which chemicals do I have to mix to make the flask in my lab experience guilt?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anything that smells bad enough bro

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't sound right. veganas for example smell bad but don't feel guilty for it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I might be misunderstanding, but qualia can’t be nonsense, it’s the most immediately perceptible part of existing. It’s the experience itself, is it not? Maybe we have different ideas about what it is

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they keep making these annoying threads about themselves, it's the worst

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unable to comprehend how a conscious person could disagree with you

    You have fail'd a mental turing test

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some possible scientific tests that could theoretically be done in order to determine if someone is an NPC:

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People who don't uncritically embrace my delusion are literally subhuman and should be killed because their superior arguments frustrate me

    Maybe just argue better and get some evidence instead of throwing a tism fit? You're acting like a Muslim rn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's self-evident. You either have experiences and free will or you are not alive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You're acting like a Muslim rn
      How is this supposed to be an insult? You're just being racist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Muslim race has a qualia or two about this guy, right!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Cult of Passion

      >I think therefore I am.
      >"Take your meds you delusional schizophrenic."
      If a personoid tells you there's no such thing as qualia and that there is no "mental plane," you can be 100% certain that you are interacting with a nonhuman entity.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you truly believe there's no freewill, then everyone you ever met and never will including yourself is npc.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    prove that you could have done otherwise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go back in time
      >heh, checkmate!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I am an NPC. My inner monologue has vanished since I was a teenager. Also, my ability to visualize is pretty much gone, a 4-5 on the chart (u know which).
    I do think there are qualia though. Just not as magical things outside of reality as you suggest.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We know that there are a great many of them out there (called physicalists/materialists or some other hokey-poke name) who get very angry and defensive when it is brought to their attention that they are not alive and therefore of much lower quality than humans.
    if they get angry about that, it sounds like they don't really believe what they're saying deep down.
    it sounds like they'd rather believe that when it's convenient in order to shield themselves psychologically, and that telling them they're NPCs is basically calling their bluff.
    if this is the case, your NPC test will have tons of false positives and you will end up sending fricked up humans into slave camps instead of true NPCs
    a real NPC might be something more like a psychopath.
    but moreover, hearing these weaponized terms like "NPC" so many times that you start taking them literally means that the weapon has worked successfully against you, so be careful.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does AI have an inner voice? Do NPCs have an inner voice? AI is already smarter than and more sentient that 50% of the humanoid population.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i see autistic morons have highjacked this term and now it is completely unusable

    what else is new

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