Did Jesus drink wine?

Simple question.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is Jesus we're talking about here, he would never partake in such padestrian debauchery, he obviously smoked weed instead, the true patricians choice of drug

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Radiochan

    yes of course he did, bible outright says this
    you're not supposed to drink to the point of drunkeness, however, that's how noah got molested by his son

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And Lot by his daughters...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        daughters don't exist

        Jesus didn't exist.

        sons don't exist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Une Chienne Andalou

      >you're not supposed to drink to the point of drunkeness, however, that's how noah got molested by his son
      That story is actually about Noah’s son (Ham) fricking his mom (Noah’s wife). This is also why Noah never curses Ham directly, but Ham’s own son, who was possibly the result of incest

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Lot by his daughters...

        yes of course he did, bible outright says this
        you're not supposed to drink to the point of drunkeness, however, that's how noah got molested by his son

        WHAT DID CRACKERS TURN CHRISTIANITY INTO?
        THIS IS A PERVERSION

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ham’s own son, who was possibly the result of incest
        Bruh, God drowned everyone except Noah and his family, of course there was incest

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Did Jesus drink wine?
    Yes
    /thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wine doesn't exist

      Jesus didn't exist.

      only port exists

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        Based

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus didn't exist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      Based

      Jesus is the synonym for Port

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/cbLn6OE.jpg

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wine was the equivalent to chlorination before chlorination. You could drink water out of a river, lake, pond, etc and get the juden bacteria into your sweet tummy OR you could mix wine and water and drink that safely, judenfrei. In other latitudes this cautionary measure was similarly done with beer (watery beer) or other beverages, like that viking Black person drink with honey. Nowadays, thanks to chlorination, only americans still follow that old custom through their local beers, like bud lager.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >other latitudes
      The egyptians invented beer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true, but such a dull and prudish explanation of the events of the wedding in Cana of Galilee. The couple were poor, they had no more wine, Jesus and his mother wanted them and their guests to be happy and make merry on such a joyous occasion, he gave them wine to drink. There doesn’t have to be a moral escape route to hide the fact that people like to drink and have fun. He who loves men, loves men’s joy.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that wine during the period of the NT had less alcohol than what we have today because of the limited means of brewing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pure wine? No, it was stronger than today's wine, but people drank it diluted with water, so in practice it was weaker than modern wine. The civilized people did anyway, one common Greco-Roman insult to the 'northern barbarians' was that they drank their wine undiluted, the savages.
      But today's wine is also cucked compared to traditional wine that was (and in some places, still is) made by European farmers just some years ago. Half a dozen years ago I went with a musical and cultural university group I was a part of to perform in a small village in the middle of the mountains. After the show they served us boar and farmers wine for dinner, and it was some of the best wine I ever drank. It flowed like honey and everybody on the bus, like 50-60 people, was pissed drunk on the journey back to where we were staying.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'd think people would be willing to pay a lot of money for for such wine, when it's so good

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's still sold if you know the farmer that still makes it personally and he's willing to sell it directly, otherwise EU regulations have maximum amounts of alcohol allowed in regular wine. Those traditional farmer wines have alcohol contents more akin to fortified wines, but aren't fortified, so they aren't legal to sell. Wines outside of Europe are usually made from a different subspecies of grape and aren't able to reach those high alcohol contents.

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