Do bananas prove Intelligent Design?

Do bananas prove Intelligent Design?

Beware Cat Shirt $21.68

Rise, Grind, Banana Find Shirt $21.68

Beware Cat Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was bred for centuries to become the way it is now so no. Wild bananas are about as close to the table banana as the wild mustard is to cabbage/cauliflower/broccoli/brussel sprouts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's because thus proving evolution
      christians won't stop shitting themselves

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/UHvTKez.jpg

        Do bananas prove Intelligent Design?

        There is an argument here for ID, but it's a lot more complicated and roundabout one and IQfy isn't smart enough for it anyway so I won't bother.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Chud Anon

          >hurr I'm so much smarter than the rest of you plebs
          go screw, butthole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even this point aside are christoids really too stupid to understand the fact that all fruiting trees evolved in tandem with animals that ate their fruit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Part of growing up is realizing people who maintain Christianity into adulthood lack the cognitive hardware to have rational conversations.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the table banana
      man south america is wild

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It was bred for centuries to become the way it is now
      So you're saying bananas were intelligently designed?
      >so no
      This conclusion is illogical.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So you're saying bananas were intelligently designed
        By humans. The natural species does not have the features that make people think a designer made it.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory:

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no more than any other item made of organic compounds does
    you could make any number of specific arguments for any naturally occuring item, that doesnt mean they are true, significant, or evidence towards any one argument in particular

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >humans exploiting evolution to make organisms more pleasing to themselves disproves evolution

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Creationists believe that the banana always looked like that. Yes, that's how ignorant they are.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the banana was God's finest creation

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes because human intelligence bred them to be the way they are

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The implication of this is that God specifically made the banana and ONLY the banana fit for man's consumption.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now you might say humans developed the banana through divine inspiration if you're inclined to that kind of thinking but i digress

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shaped for the human mouth...? Was this made by a homosexual?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fruit in general makes a lot more sense once you realize plants usually want you to eat them.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always knew Americans are stupid, but this is just bananas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of crazy to think the banana used to look like this and we basically bred its reproductive organs down to near non-existence. Literal eunuch fruit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those too are probably post domestication, i can imagine the original one being a lot smaller.

        And the modern banana is basically one step away from becoming extinct due to excessive selective breeding. There's some effort to breed new ones right now because bananas are super popular.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't SEA have a frickton of banana varieties that aren't used commercially anywhere else?
          A friend of mine had some kind of rare unusual banana plant growing in his parents' yard and they once gave me a banana from it. It was so goddamn delicious. Since that day I can't even eat grocery store bananas anymore because they just taste like cardboard in comparison.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's tons of cultivars of every fruit, berry and vegetable all over the world
            in terms of bananas the main variety is found in SEA and central america.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes there are, but to replace the current one a new domesticate would need to have the same good taste and be storable for long distance transport etc. You can have the best tasting rare banana, but it's useless if it'll become mush on its way to Kazakhstan.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >point for ease of entry

    Lmao this is a troll 100%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a subtle reference to TJ Kirk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a subtle reference to TJ Kirk.

      Years ago I actually saw a parody of this image where it's about how bananas are the perfect fruit to stick up your ass, including the fact that they have a thick smooth peel to protect the fruit so that you can eat it afterwards and replenish the nutrients and electrolytes you spent on cooming. Can't find it now though.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shaped for human mouth
    >point for ease of entry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cucumbers were designed as sex toys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How you think pickle?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's clearly a zucchini

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >male anus equipped with cum button
    >penis is shaped perfectly to stimulate it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah dude wow

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bananas were intelligently designed (by human farmers)

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *