doctors are not what they use to be

doctors are not what they use to be

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >smart watch

    is that shit accurate?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More accurate than some lying scheming greedy doctor that wants to make some extra cash by screwing over a patient.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        boomers are fricking dumb. a smart watch cannot accurately measure your blood glucose levels. it has no access to your bloodstream.

        schizo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >boomers live rent free in my head.
          why do you hate the elderly? jealousy because they're wealthier than you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What about the lying, scheming corporation that sucks up all your data through the biometric device on your wrist?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, in the most favorables articles they say it might give you a trend, but most google research results warns you against them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >AI generated blobs of text
        sure
        OP just get one of those blood testing machines, they don't refuse service just because you aren't diabetic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          would you like me to find you a twitter post about it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats still better than a doctor who intentionally gives you wrong and harmful information in the pursuit of personal financial gain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you think the megacorp selling those smartwatch isn't in the pursuit of financial gain ? If two things have 0 benefit, you can't say one of them is better than the other, no.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Their incentive it to make sensors that are most accurate, so people trust the watch and keep buying their brand of smartwatch not to trick customers into buying and consuming addictive drugs that compel them to compulsively buy and take more drugs like pharma and the doctors who shill for them are incentivized to do.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you know that the doctor doesn't perform the analysis himself, he sends either the blood sample or the patient to the lab and only interprets the results for you. Would you like him to analyze your blood using a smartwatch instead ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          eventually the """smart""" watch will be programmed with ""AI""" that lies to you and tricks you into getting addicted to pharmaceuticals, but they're not quite israeliteified yet to be that sophisticated

          • 1 month ago
            Anonynous

            I made a post about how calculators will be rigged to prevent you from accurately solving politically sensitive math problems.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im 85 and some girlie doctor in her 20s told me to stop having sex with teenagers. The modern doctor knows nothing about health.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im 8'5" and some girlie veterinarian in her 20s told me to stop having sex with giraffes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >told me to stop having sex with teenagers.
      No doctor would advice it, as that is actually good for your health (see Anthony Kiedis)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True and real. That is why e-girl juice is banned for humans.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My blood sugar was probably always constantly 300-400 for a few years because me telling doctors "it runs on both sides of my family, I'm constantly thirst, and I pee a lot" wasn't enough to justify an A1C.
    Once someone with a glucometer tested me and I was at 250 sugies 12 hours after I last ate or drank anything with carbs/sugars.
    Fricking morons probably made me lose a few years of my life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good, you sound like a homosexual

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >after fasting over night
    does he normally stuff his face with food while sleeping?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you think breakfast is called "break fast"

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any machine to self test other hormones besides insuline?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fast the day before physical, thus altering the results of your tests
    >withhold said information from your doctor
    >get mad when doctor makes recommendations based on test results and available information
    Christ I hate these kinds of morons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to fast before this sort of bloodwork. Eating before it will massively raise your levels and make you look diabetic.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is that a lot of people expect doctors to act as super parents instead of bio mechanicians.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the doc is not a hardcore conservative then is trash. Simple as.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its the hordes of 3.9gpa / 498 mcat doctors that floor MD programs year after year. they seriously need to stop factoring gpa all together and just focus strictly on mcat to weed this out.

    some schools have thought about it but the DEI ramifications are obvious so they backed off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      meritocracy is the death knell of diversity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >its the hordes of 3.9gpa / 498 mcat doctors that floor MD programs year after year.
      What is needed is bigger medical schools, just a general expansion of programs to train doctors. You dont have to admit bad students, theres plenty of good people that are not admitted due to the AMA cartel engineered shortage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You dont have to admit bad students
        wrong, federal law requires the admission of underqualified Black, female, latinox, homosexual, samoan,etc. students.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With the engineered shortage they're maintaining and benefiting from they simply do not have to try all that hard.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fasting overnight
    do burgers really consider not eating in their sleep "fasting"?
    >my blood sugar is constantly abnormal, I'm fine
    lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you are on a college campus, then it is considered a hunger strike for gaza.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not trusting a doctor who is in bed with corporations
    >trusting a gadget made by some corporation in bed with doctors
    I think somebody is making money off you either way, so it really doesn't matter what you believe.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They always were like that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The colloquialism "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" starts from the idea that avoiding doctors at all costs is a worthwhile ambition.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Actually it's a subtle way of saying the apple keeps you healthy so you don't need the doctor.
        If doctors are so bad why dont you go to med school and either become the only good doctor or improve medicine with your superior intellect

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the old saw used to be
    >the only time you ever want to see a doctor is at the altar
    now with the debt im not even sure you want that anymore

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