Does anything happen here? It may as well be an alien planet

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they do a lot of cocaine i heard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cocaines like $700 a gram here, only morons snort at that price

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick? Coke is 80 euros where I live. We also have MDMA without fent in it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously? this filipino guy gave me a free line.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just like any other western country ausgay here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give me a QRD of your entire history with highlights

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >white fella comes
        >slowly displaces black fella
        >suburban proto-boomer culture develops
        >briefly interrupted by the world wars
        >suburban genuine-boomer culture develops
        >current economy revolves around continued colonisation by mostly Asians

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >60,000 years abos do frick all except drive megafauna to extintion and burn down most of the aussie forests
        >whites get there and see that its an inhospitable wasteland so decide to make it into a prison for Britain's criminals
        >fast forward a century and most of the abos have died due to diseases they weren't built for
        >australia gains independence from britain but is still more or less in the empire until after ww2
        >white policy is introduced allowing only anglo saxons in for a few decades followed by northern europeans, slavs and meds
        >a little later middle easterners are allowed in
        >australia fights the japs tooth and nail on most of the pacific islands and prevents them from invading the mainland but the japs attack several cities with air raids and submarine attacks
        >finally asians are allowed in around the 60s-70s shortly after africans and everyone is welcome
        >now australia is being taken over by foreigners mostly indians but honestly the whole world is flocking here, its hardly a white country anymore
        >its turning into britain 2.0 but we atleast still have freedoms unlike bongs

        That's off the top of my head.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So the pacific war is your epic?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but we didn't do as much as he lets on in the Pacific theatre, the Japs were barely interested in us, we were mainly a base for the Americans
            Our national war epic is muh Gallipolli, when a bunch of Brits used us as cannon fodder against the Ottomans

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That makes sense. Our national epic (Canada) is also wwi, vimy ridge

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never heard of it. It looks interesting, I'm just reading about it.
            Funny how your epic is about an actual successful operation that paints Canadians in a good light while ours is about how shit we were and how much of a disaster it was lmao.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guess it makes sense because you were fricked over by the Brits. that happened to us in dieppe 1942 which is also taught as a big deal in Canadian schools even though it was a shitshow. Us vs them is good for nationalism

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"Dieppe? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting the jerries. You see, the port was heavily fortified and well defended. Knowing its weakness, I sent wave after wave of Canadian soldiers at it until they were forced back and overrun. Ismay, show them the medals I won"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope this homosexual is burning in hell

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope this homosexual is burning in hell

            Womp womp

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kokoda Track campaign? not as significant for Australians as Gallipoli but definitely one of our epics

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we atleast still have freedoms unlike bongs
          What freedom?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Freedom of speech to a degree. You won't get arrested for saying biology women exist on social media

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but it’s illegal to do a Roman salute. Government will throw you in prison for the crime literally moving your arm that’s tyranny

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah true I guess murica really is the only free country. I don't know about that though because there was a neo nazi rally recently in Melbourne and they did nazis salutes aswell as harassed israelites on the tram, none of them were arrested. Cops just turned a blind eye to them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What are you talking about Roman salutes are fine, you're thinking of australia.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ignore me I'm off the goop tonight

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean yeah, you got freedoms and close to American wages, but also, your economy consists of Chinese rare earths mines and Sydney's real estate bubble. Still better than fricking England, which is a stock options casino and some offshore oil and gas rigs attached to a country wide version of the rust belt. With an even bigger real estate bubble because of Attlee's moronic zoning laws

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >centrelink/WINZ music starts playing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poli poli poli politician

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poli poli poli politician

      kekekek

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good music

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mining, some manufacturing, petrol huffing abo-ing, and some general Brucery.

    the inhabited parts of Australia are actually really fricking remote from the rest of the world and NZ itself is on the 'far' side of Australia. it's a lot easier to see on a globe or on google earth, mercator projection maps make it seem closer to Eurasia than it really is - it is slightly closer to Antarctica than it is mainland Asia

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NZ is a Chinese real estate casino on the cusp of becoming zimbabwe 2.0 thanks to unelected UN bureaucrats

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bald men make cool videos about polishing opals. Other than that no.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate being here in this homosexual country a million miles away from anything. A trip to Europe for me would be a once in a lifetime experience due to the cost and time needed to travel

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >male lust
    new zealand has more sheep than people
    >kek

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Zealand is a literal paradise and their strict immigration laws will keep it that way.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They say that Sydney is gay capital of the world, there must be quite a lot of ass-fricking going on.

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