>droidtards: iOS is le spyware! >iOS installation: hey do you want Siri?

>droidtards: iOS is le spyware!
>iOS installation: hey do you want Siri? No? Cool, you will literally never see Siri again unless you go into the settings and explicitly turn it on.
>Samshit installation: hey welcome to fricking BIXBY! I’m going to be activated every two seconds by any video you watch with headphones because frick you!
>You uninstalled me? HAHA! You’ve activated my trap card b***h! You will now be prompted to install me every two seconds instead, interrupting everything you do! The only way to make it stop is to have me installed and active, but have me deactivated in the Bixby Settings(TM)!
>Now that you have defeated me, you must fight my dad, Google Voice Assistant!
>you cannot uninstall him! He comes with the phone b***h!
>Disabling him only makes him stronger!
>You have to individually disable every single Google-affiliated app in your phone, all of which cannot be uninstalled and will prompt you to enable an unrelated voice assistant every 2-5 seconds otherwise!
>FRICK YOU b***h!
I will only ever buy iPhones from now on.
I might even get a Mac.
Google is everything droidtards say Apple is but ten times worse.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://github.com/Universal-Debloater-Alliance/universal-android-debloater-next-generation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frick around with some open sores (probably broken, made with the coerced labor of unpaid neurodivergents) shit to achieve the equivalent of an installation checkbox on iOS
      Amazing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks Anon. This looks genuinely useful and made clicking this shitty bait thread worth it.

      I miss my N900 and what could have been.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >needs to run a debloater thing
      Lmao feels like fricking Windows. Time to fully switch to Apple.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only good thing about Android is you aren't tied into Apple's walled garden of judaism.
    >You want a browser? Too bad it's either safari or one of the dozen safari reskins
    >you want to play emulated games? Too bad.
    >oh hey look i come with a NPU but you can only access bullshit AI apps that use cloud generated AI fr money, #suckit
    Frick you Tim Apple you fricking israelite if i could get rid of ios my phone would be better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you want to play emulated games? Too bad.
      literally no normal person does this on their phone.
      but now you can do this on ios too because of EU
      >You want a browser? Too bad it's either safari or one of the dozen safari reskins
      other browsers are allowed now in the app store and outside. however i doubt you will ever notice a difference between the browser engines. chrome and firefox sync still work regardless of engine. btw when firefox will switch to it's shitty engine it will be as bad as it is on android.

      stop yapping Black person.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Other browsers that are a reskin of safari
        Surprise, it's judaism.
        Also most of the world doesn't live in Yurop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yapping
        iphones goated bruh ong it's bussin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just putting this out there. "Yap" or "yapping" isn't modern slang. It's an actual word in the dictionary meaning someone who talks in a shrill insistent way. First used in the 1500s.

          Giving my two cents, I don't think it's bad to use yapping. Especially because it is a good way to avoid censorships on social media. Lol. I don't correlate downvotes and agreeance with someone saying "quit yapping." Maybe they just agree with the person, the word doesn't influence people's opinions (unless it followed something hilarious). I also don't think yapping makes someone sound cooler. Lol. It's just a word.

          But, at the end of the day, your feelings are valid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bixby has ceased existing for years, pappy. Go back to sleep.

        >other browsers are allowed now
        >now
        israelite

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what "other" browser are you using on android?
          firefox?
          you are wasting your time and computing power using that shitty abomination on android.

          if you use a chromium fork like brave...guess what. it works the same on ios. ad blocking and all. so your normie ass won't see any difference

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Brave is also just a safari reskin, get israeliteed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >normal
        >person
        Dry water.
        Conformism and collectivism are not compartable with personhood and humanity.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IQfy's pseudo-intellectualism at play here. you are a midwit. no better than an average redditor. in fact i believe them to be much more in touch with humanity than you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >basic facts like 2+2=4 is now pseudointellectualism

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least its form intellectualism, even if its pseudo. Compared to normalgay anti intellectualism, they literally treat their own beliefs as religion and view anybody who can’t or doesn’t want to think and act like them as heretic.
            If IQfygays are midwits then normalgays are brainlets.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Having same beliefs as everybody else and treating them and official narrative as words of literal god doesn’t make you intelligent, dumbass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only good thing about Android is you aren't tied into Apple's walled garden of judaism.
        >You want a browser? Too bad it's either safari or one of the dozen safari reskins
        >you want to play emulated games? Too bad.
        >oh hey look i come with a NPU but you can only access bullshit AI apps that use cloud generated AI fr money, #suckit
        Frick you Tim Apple you fricking israelite if i could get rid of ios my phone would be better.

        >literally no normal person does this on their phone.

        PPSSPP and Dolphin emulator has 100 million and 10 million downloads in Google Play Store. You are telling me people don't like classic games from 2000s? Mobile games have gone to shit. Every game is either full of ads or micro-transactions. Those who know where to look for quality games end up with these emulators. You igays never had the option to taste it that's why you are saying none does it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > literally no normal person does this on their phone.
        I absolutely don’t care and i didn’t ask.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >literal appeal to majority
        Are you some 3rd world trash or some moron like ala evangelicals or leftists?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Having same beliefs as everybody else and treating them and official narrative as words of literal god doesn’t make you intelligent, dumbass.

          "I'm a hipster i'm cool i use linux because it's unpopular. Oops linux became popular time to use freebsd."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >literally no normal person does this on their phone.
        "normal" people are often just browsing social media, it's useless time wasting just like when someone emulates, so shove the "normal" up your homosexual ass, no one cares about this stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any iOS developers can access to NPU with coreML kit and also they can convert pytorch or onyx models into coreML model thanks to wonderful tools developed by apple team

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >See, because I don't want to go into Apple's walled garden of judaism... l can just go use Google Chrome or any chromium-based browsers, or Google search engine, or Google Notes, Gmail, Google Drive, Google Maps, YouTube, fricking Android OS, (probably) Google Pixel or any other Google products into Google's walled garden of Judaism
      Droid pajeets are truly hypocritical low IQ subhumans that accuses iPhone users the same thing they're doing all the time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        Nothing screams, obnoxious, annoying homosexual like this pic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick you Tim Apple you fricking israelite
      Never capitalise "jew". Also, start writing it backwards from now on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nobody's gonna know what a wej is

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon, the pajeets on this board cannot afford wonderful apple products
    they are just poor people brainwashed by google and micro$oft

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every breath you take
    www.inverse.com/article/16929-apple-watch-will-now-remind-ou-to-breathe
    Every move you make
    www.stopspying.org/latest-news/2021/10/1/stop-condemns-apple-for-tracking-iphone-location-when-turned-off
    Every bond you break
    acecilia.medium.com/apple-is-sending-a-request-to-their-servers-for-every-piece-of-software-you-run-on-your-mac-b0bb509eee65
    Every step you take
    www.komando.com/security-privacy/secret-map-tracking-apple/465598
    I'll be watching you
    www.thehackernews.com/2017/10/iphone-camera-spying.html

    Every single day
    https://sneak.berlin/20201112/your-computer-isnt-yours
    Every word you say
    www.foxbusiness.com/technology/apples-siri-is-eavesdropping-on-your-conversations-putting-users-at-risk
    Every game you play
    techstory.in/apple-slammed-by-epic-games-chief-for-spyware-tools
    Every night you stay
    www.iphonelife.com/content/your-iphone-spying-you
    I'll be watching you
    www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2022/11/apple-sued-for-pervasive-and-unlawful-data-tracking

    Oh, can't you see
    You belong to me
    truthout.org/articles/apple-employee-blows-whistle-on-illegal-spying-and-toxic-working-conditions
    How my poor heart aches
    With every step you take
    nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2018/08/13/siri-is-listening-to-you-but-shes-not-spying-says-apple
    Every move you make
    https://sneak.berlin/20230115/macos-scans-your-local-files-now
    Every vow you break
    appleinsider.com/articles/16/09/29/apple-acknowledges-tracking-imessage-metadata-and-sharing-it-with-law-enforcement
    Every smile you fake
    abc4.com/news/tech-social-media/yes-your-iphone-is-taking-invisible-pictures-of-you
    Every claim you stake
    wonderfulengineering.com/u-s-apple-store-employees-are-working-to-unionize-and-theyre-using-android-phones-to-keep-apple-from-spying-on-them
    I'll be watching you
    www.apple.com/child-safety/pdf/CSAM_Detection_Technical_Summary.pdf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When your phone goes from being able to hold a charge for three days to being able to hold a charge for 6 hours and the only thing that changed was a forced update.
      All you android fricks switching to Apple are gonna get notified.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They could automatically stream the camera and mic inputs to a public twitch channel and it would still be a victory by default since I can use the keyboard without ACTIVATE BIXBY ACTIVATE GOOGLE ASSISTANT WHY HAVENT YOU ACTIVATED THE ASSITANT SAAAAARRRRR MUST REDEEEEEMM SAAR every 2 seconds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cn't you just root your pos google phone and install lineageos or something? i wish i could root my pos iphone and install something open

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why take the effort to compile an autistic list like this but include things that didn't happen, features working as intended that it literally tells you about when you set up the device, or are just articles talking about third party apps that happened to put iPhone in the headline for clicks

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you shouldn't even use android without it being a custom rom especially modern android, just degoogle your phone it's not hard

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ahh yes.. the Apple™ sponsored thread of the hour.

    also, OP is a gay

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    installation: hey welcome to fricking BIXBY! I’m going to be activated every two seconds by any video you watch with headphones because frick you!
    not to defend the botnet or anything, but on my phone, after I disabled it the first time, it never prompted me anything about it again. I guess it changes depending on the region you are in.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that iPhone records you having sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is not an issue for us. we don't have sex.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pixel installation: hey do you want Assistant? No? Cool, you will literally never see Assistant again unless you go into the settings and explicitly turn it on.
    OP is a smelly pajeet paid to shill iGoy products

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol but please ignore the huge google search bar on the home screen

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Android is not Samsung.
    Any genuine android user knows that Samshit and Applel are the two faces of the same spyware and anti-user coin and avoids both. You're just exposing your stupidity here.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the Google Assistant logo supposed to represent? What is it?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >iOS is le spyware!
    True. And nearly all stock Android installations are also spyware. These can both be true.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least for desktops we have GNU/Linux to use, but what about smartphones? It's like we've got to pick our poison, no other options...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        postmarketos, also linux, not gnu THOUGH
        if you want to suck that stallman (and also canonical) wiener, there is ubuntu touch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we only have
        >Debian
        >Arch
        >PMOS
        >Ubuntu Touch
        >Sailfish OS

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a Samsung phone two years ago. Never heard of Bixby.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're all spyware. Frick all of you. GNU soon, mashallah.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Android is so bad that the only people who use it are contrarians or poor asses

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