>fall in love with the cashier at Barnes and noble

>fall in love with the cashier at Barnes and noble
Happens all the goddamn time. Now I can't stop thinking about her. Why am I like this? This is why I order things online. What are some books with the topic of instantly falling for someone and knowing that it's never gonna happen?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just ask her for her number next time you're there, it's not hard

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately I can't.

      How is this IQfy related?

      I'm asking for a book recommendation.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Unfortunately I can't
        Why?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's private, but I'll just say things aren't in order at the moment and my shyness which has been nuisance all my life are preventing me from having any relationship with a woman. Would love to ask her out, but I can't.

          >I'm asking for a book recommendation.
          So the bar is that low? Might as well bury IQfy

          My man just take a look at the catalog. My thread is probably the most IQfy related thread on this board at the moment.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bro my shit thread is great because... because OTHERS ARE BAD TOO

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, actually.

            /LULZ/ or /adv/ fr

            Frick that, just give me some book recommendations on the topic if there's any. I'm not here for advice on the matter.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not here for advice on the matter
            Then why even make this thread?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reread the post, my man.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My thread is probably the most IQfy related thread on this board at the moment.
            It isn't.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm asking for a book recommendation.
        So the bar is that low? Might as well bury IQfy

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's private, but I'll just say things aren't in order at the moment and my shyness which has been nuisance all my life are preventing me from having any relationship with a woman. Would love to ask her out, but I can't.
        [...]
        My man just take a look at the catalog. My thread is probably the most IQfy related thread on this board at the moment.

        Yeah, actually.
        [...]
        Frick that, just give me some book recommendations on the topic if there's any. I'm not here for advice on the matter.

        Sorrows of Young Werther, now frick off

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. Thank you, this is actually what I was looking for.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do you need to indulge your moronic moaning when you can just A. realize it's some girl you don't know and are only attracted to an idea of her you made up in your head which is not real or B. ask her out to see if you're compatible?

            you'd get a lot further with either of those than reading more material to further intricate the delusional fantasy waifu idea you have of this nonexistent person

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't disagree with you. I tend to make life a lot harder than it has to be, but there's specific reason to that. I enjoy reading books that share a similar situation that I'm in not to "indulge my moronic moaning", but to read something relatable. When you relate to something you feel less alone and lost because you know that you're not the only one who has gone through something, and I enjoy reading someone else's perspective.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cashier at my Barnes and Noble has esotropia. Should I ask her out?

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this IQfy related?

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    /LULZ/ or /adv/ fr

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    :cryfam:

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to let her know you're interested by the books you buy. Figure out the hours of her shifts, maybe via camera surveillance. Figure out her name, and then buy books like 'how to meet women' or anything with her name in the title

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fell in love
    just jerk it out bro

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