Female ferrets, once they're mature enough to breed, will become extremely ornery and violent if they aren't bred.

Female ferrets, once they're mature enough to breed, will become extremely ornery and violent if they aren't bred. If they go on long enough without being inseminated, eventually the estrogen buildup in their bodies becomes so severe that it will kill them, they become lethargic once its really bad and then die of anemia. So inability to breed is a death sentence for a female ferret. I doubt this is unique to ferrets, but I haven't studied the issue.
It seem likely, judging from their behavior, that human females go through something similar, although not severe to the point of death. Inability to breed seems to turn women into massive b***hes and I get the impression that birth control pills mitigate that kind of hormonal activity.
So my theory is that if you know a girl who is a massive b***h and she isn't on b***h control of getting fricked regularly then thats probably because she wants to be inseminated, craves it desperately.
Is there any actual scientific research thats covered this topic?
I don't know much about it outside of my familiarity with ferrets and my experiences with women.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did you learn so much about ferrets?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to keep pet ferrets, but I decided to stop because they only live half a decade or so and its sad when they die. My next pet is going to be one that outlives me, so it can be sad when I die.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get a tortoise or a turtle, or perhaps a hybrid of the two

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get a tortoise or a turtle, or perhaps a hybrid of the two

        how about African Grey Parrot

        >he can speak
        >he can do math (not very complicated)
        >he lives 100 years so find a young bird and he will outlive you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know some people who were involved with the Alex experiment, it took a whole staff of people to pull it off, getting a bird to perform like that would involve spending all of your time on it and you'd have to hire assistants as well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the Alex experiment
            Fake and gay, Dr. ~~*Pepperberg*~~ never published any academic works on the topic, she was unwilling to submit to the peer review process. She got to go on PBS because PBS doesn't mind shilling frauds as long as it fits their left wing narrative.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            typical, i knew something about that parrot story seemed wrong

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its just another made up soience fairy tale, just like dark matter, covid, global warming and everything else the soience scammers are constantly shilling. the only reason they ever communicate is to spread their manipulative lies, so if they're shill some soience tale then you know its fake

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You should have figured it out the second you saw that the scientist in charge was a israelite

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this, its ridiculous in this day and age that anyone is still giving a israelite the benefit of the doubt

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never do that. The bird becomes "engaged" to you, it's very monogamous, and will spend the rest of its life mourning you in depression. It's actually illegal for this reason in many c**ts to keep narcissitic brainlets like you from torturing an animal beyond your grave

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Animals can't be "tortured"
            God mad man master of all the plants and animals and we can do with them as we please. You have to be mentally ill to think that animals are human or equal to humans. Do you really have such a low opinion of yourself that you think you're equal to a dumb bird that can barely learn to count even when it has a staff of full time tutors devoting years of their life trying to teach it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Animals can't be "tortured"
            they can't be murdered either

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            AGI gonna frick you up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its just another made up soience fairy tale, just like dark matter, covid, global warming and everything else the soience scammers are constantly shilling. the only reason they ever communicate is to spread their manipulative lies, so if they're shill some soience tale then you know its fake

            On the contrary, science doesn't give enough credit to animals, and treat them little more as automatons, despite recent concessions.
            "Instinct" is essentially absent from mammals. They understand what they do.
            Counting horses and other such fairy tales are completely plausible.
            Camels can tell when they are being abused, and act accordingly.
            Monkeys understand fairness.
            The whole "Canis" genus is only a species, with different cultures.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonynous

            >this Photoshopped meme owns the libs.
            Either the bird is unnaturally large or the mouse is unnaturally small.
            Facts are facts. Birds eat seeds. They are civilized creatures with no need for meet.
            That's why you don't lay dead rats in a birdfeeder you fricking moron.
            Go back to fricking your sister in you're trailer park, Cletus.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This bait is simply too long to be considered effective, sorry

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >this pic is photoshooped
            >falcons are actually vegetarians

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are an idiot

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you have to resort to name calling because you're incapable of rational discussion

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            literally all the statements in your post were wrong and unrelated to one another,
            > Animals can't be tortured because god made man master of all animals
            Do you even know what torture means?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you even know what torture means?
            You don't, the definition of the term specifies that it can only be applied to humans.
            I bet you think animals can be murdered too. Do you know what the word "tort" means or are you too illiterate?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I really hope nobody here is stupid enough to fall for your pilpul bullshit in the future. You are a mentally ill narcissistic sociopath which is why you are

            a. a lawyer
            b. pretending to be one in your head looking up legal definitions that exist within a system for a specific purpose, to apply the law, and pretending this means you are morally correct.

            How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're aren't their "master" you are a "steward of the Earth". Your job is to guide and utilise animals for the greater good. It's a responsibility from God, not an excuse to be cruel and uncaring. You will be judged accordingly

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can't be cruel to an animal any moreso than you can be to a plant or a fungus, your grandiose idea that you own the entire planet and its your job to take care of it is pure mental illness.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you're saying a parrot is a better companion than a woman?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A pet rock is a better companion than a woman, what's your point?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That there is no issue with a bird becoming "engaged" or whatever weird concepts you furries come up with. They are cared for by their owner and live a happy life.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why isn't it illegal to do it to people?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          African Grey Parrots don't live that long.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >outlives me
        Tardegrade?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moronegrade

          • 1 month ago
            Barkon

            Gradah

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you ever help out one of your female ferretsz?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >My next pet is going to be one that outlives me, so it can be sad when I die.
        That is messed up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was that a ferrets vegana would seal up if they didn't have sex

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, they die of anemia induced by hormone overdose.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a Canadian (bestiality is legal there)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have to know these things when you’re king.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what Christians used to say before they tortured people

      >How do you know this?
      >Why do you know this?

      A tale as old as time itself. Doesn't matter if it's about ferrets, electromagnets, cognitive science, drugs. You start talking about something they don't know about they want to know how you know it because deep down they resent you and think you have the devil in you for knowing something they don't. Especially when you are providing sources. They can't pull the muh source card so they brow beat you over knowing something they don't and want to see how you came to know it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon this applies to stupid people in general, I hope you know that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >anon this applies to stupid people in general, I hope you know that
          And stupid people are more likely to be devoutly religious.

          I mean they're basically synonymous and they're not all christians. In fact there's probably an even distribution between christians and non christians. I'm more willing to believe that more atheists are stupid than religious people, personally.

          >In fact there's probably an even distribution between christians and non christians
          There isn't. It's been studied to death too. Also it has numerous long-term historical attestations.
          Napoleon famously pondered on why his sponsored scientific team were less devout than he was because naturally he expected the most devout Christians/Jews to be given privy insider knowledge by God.
          Abrahamics are routinely surprised or disappointed when non-believers or agnostics live longer or are more intelligent/gifted.
          In a way I feel sorry for them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frfr
        frick christoids

        anon this applies to stupid people in general, I hope you know that

        and also ignorant people

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean they're basically synonymous and they're not all christians. In fact there's probably an even distribution between christians and non christians. I'm more willing to believe that more atheists are stupid than religious people, personally.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >out of nowhere making a post completely unrelated to the thread topic screeching about the supposed evils muh christians
        rent free
        you should see if you can get a tax deduction for letting them live in your head like that

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*jon levine*~~

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if they don't control the media, why are such a disproportionately large number of journalists israeli?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they vigorously discriminate against non-jews in all hiring and promoting actions

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed. They don't actually control the media (which would be impossible to do completely), but they are insular, discriminatory, generally well-educated, and well-off. It's no surprise they get a lot of high-up positions.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >discriminatory
            and nepotistic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            International mafia family

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamned incels, IQfy are an embarrassment.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        IQfy should've remained shut down the first time moot deleted it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I get the impression that birth control pills mitigate that kind of hormonal activity.
    yeah they emulate pregnancy

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she wants to be inseminated, craves it desperately by those she deems attractive.
    FTFY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'd be hard pressed to find any mustelid that isn't adorable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gibs me dat fish
      >gibs me dat fish fo free muffuggin whitey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it smelled those fish in a closed bucket from that distance. how come we don't have an electronic detector that can do that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they do, they're restricted for military use only because they can be used to sniff out our soldiers

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All womens are b***hes, everytime, at any place you enormous homosexual.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I read this entire post in Trump's voice involuntarily.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That could be helpful for humans, and therefore is banned by the deep state.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that was over a century ago its only gotten way worse since then

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trump drew over 100,000 to his rally in New Jersey today

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        'uge!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have no idea how the female body works but I know menopause is a thing, maybe it helps women not beingt killed by their hormones?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why does this topic upset you so much? do you plan on never having children of your own?
      why not? are you too selfish and self centered to consider ever caring for someone other than yourself

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be female
    >Hit puberty
    >Half of all people you meet pretend you're interesting and useful
    >Get first crack at college applications, job offers, etc.
    >People buy you gifts and do whatever they can to make your life easy just for a minute of your attention
    >Sometimes complete strangers will send you money over the internet just for being there
    >Get showered with compliments and attention so constantly you take it for granted, it even gets kind of annoying
    >Turn 30
    >It all disappears in an instant
    No wonder they all go nuts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It all disappears in an instant
      not if they have children

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women are attractive during their fertile years and otherwise are not because you're attracted to them due to their potential fertility.

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