For me it's the magic rock.

For me it's the magic rock.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Magic invisible animals is peak

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in the last panel it should say liberalism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well said, learned gentleman.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very whig and eurocentric view of religious history but what ever makes the artist happy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whig history is true though. The world is only getting better. Soon the GDP will be through he roof and everyone will live in a world of mansions and free trade.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last panel should be the television.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >last panel

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why, the man growing up sure needs to, he's a midget in comparison

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I always laugh at this image when it comes up

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should get an experimental rna vaccine in the last shot.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le snarky atheistcuck comic
    Sorry, I will just keep worshipping rocks, trees, animals and people in the sky. Ugh... I know, I know... How immature, ohh well, guess you will have to cope, sweetie.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its multiple magic rocks arranged in a pleasing circle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bros???

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So true sister! Let us celebrate with a song! https://youtu.be/RECuQaaGGfA?si=XT_b84wP4Fbypl7L

    Our anthem of science! Oh my Reddit! It's so beautiful!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Note: this song is 100% unironic. Important to mention since one intuitively assumes this is a parody of atheists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >atheism isn't a religion
      >it has worship hymns

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >All music is religious hymns for one side or another
        This is your brain on religion, evreybody.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I'm surprised you think that is some sort of controversial statement. All music is religious in nature, it is simply of that category of being, and producing music for something is an attempt to elevate that thing to a sacrament. This is how everyone treats music even if they do not say it, I don't see why it would not be the case.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            None of the sacraments have anything to do with music...

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a good comic until the last panel. Smugness is never funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even when true and justified?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. If something is obvious it doesn’t need to be stated; good comedy is subtle, unlike this comic.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guys other cartoons btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, drumpf is a israelite.
      And the skin tone of that of that girl/guy should be browner.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People on here will seethe their little nuts off about this cartoon and then openly LARP or completely fail to be a Christian because they obviously don’t believe deep down.
    Stop lying to yourselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I seethe about it, because atheists are moronic. Like, legit moronic. People believed in the Gods before abrahamic religions too, had their rituals and rites that were important and in tune with nature. Atheists are just narcissistic insufferable homosexuals.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretending you’re a Christian when you actually don’t believe this shit and only follow the rules you like is way more insufferable than someone who is open and honest that they don’t believe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >kill stuff on altar, maybe humans too
          >"important and in tune with nature"

          >History of OP
          >Believes he will be chad all the time
          >believes he will be brad all the time
          >believes he can become chad over time
          >believes in someone that can teach him to be chad over time
          > believes someone might like him for who he is once
          > growing up

          atheistisraelites on suicide watch

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >stretching belief to argue that ancients were right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kill stuff on altar, maybe humans too
        >"important and in tune with nature"

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >History of OP
    >Believes he will be chad all the time
    >believes he will be brad all the time
    >believes he can become chad over time
    >believes in someone that can teach him to be chad over time
    > believes someone might like him for who he is once
    > growing up

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like most people here just pretend to be religious because I dont want to be associated with vocal midwit atheists.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok so instead they associate with dimwit evangelicals and Muslims, at least they are “sticking it” to the libs tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They’re outbreeding you as we speak

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no, not the outbreeding.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >most "religious" here act that way out of pure effeminate passive aggression
      Yes we know

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >some proportion of primitive humans are naturally predisposed to animistic bias
    >the predisposition turns out to be a net positive for the propagation of their genes (turns out that it's better for survival to always think that "there must be a lion hiding in that grass that just moved" and be wrong almost all the time, than correctly assessing that most of the time "it was just the wind")
    >hundreds of thousands of memetic development later 4 billion people believe that the universe was created by an iron age canaanite war deity
    Very funny

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm smarter than all of my ancestors because of muh heckin' science
    >I'm BETTER than all my ancestors because they worshipped a deity that I don't care for
    >My ancestors were stupid cucks who wasted their life on some imaginary thing rather than being based mature adults like me

    Now tell me the of the societal boons your godlessness has brought upon our world. Troons? Homos? STDs? Pedos? Mass social unrest, depression, anxiety, mental illness, and suicide?
    What a beautiful world you have created for yourself. Hope you enjoy it because you probably won't be headed to any afterlife.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not smarter than some desert shitheads 3000 years ago
      Weird flex, bro.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Growing up is when you worship Sol Invictus.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the tree?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tree's dead, baby. Tree's dead.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pedantics gays standing on the shoulder of moronic cavemen

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The same person who made this almost certainly also believes that Russia hacked the 2016 elections and that evolution stops at the neck in humans.

    Everyone is an enlightened skeptic right up until their own absurd articles of faith are called into question.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not pictured: an atheist worshiping pi

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold! Elgabal, your new God!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice. I would literally kill every single one of you and also cut of my dick if this magic rock wills it. Praise magic rock!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >growing up

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Invisible people in the sky is correct. Anything else is moronic. Animals are superior to plants. Man is superior to animals. And in the same way invisible people in the sky are superior to us. Not just 1 god, that's also moronic. Many gods. Like our ancestors believed.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >For me it's the magic rock.
    You and Muslims both.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Risen Saviour for me (last panel).

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