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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go touch grass, or snow. Today is snow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I trade ten grass for five blocks of snow

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk outside
    >extend arm towards Sun
    >raise middle finger
    >scream FRICK YOU!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >corny

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      .t

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the massive sunspot hasnt gone away its on the other side of the Sun and its coming back our way around June the 1st.
    its gonna zap us again, prepare your buttholes.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Praise it. The mighty sun will free us from our self-made hell.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just fill an aquarium with sun screen, then put electronics in ziplock bag and submerge it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can save some number of electronic devices by keeping them in an unplugged microwave.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        any device small enough to fit in a microwave isn't going to be affected. they lack the surface area to create a large enough charge.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time that happened?
    Oh... Never.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It happened two weeks ago. remember? remember all the damage it did?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was just a solar storm, and it probably did do some damage you're not hearing about. Ejections from the sun can (will) fry electronics.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the 19th century, when all of those telegraph wires got fried.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    play with my fidget spinner

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex with my niece

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you, son.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally be free.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my tinfoil box with Thinkpad and optical media inside, heh nothing personal

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he does not own a faraday cage
    ngmi

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Return to monke

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only use analog devices.
    I am currently posting from a computer the size of two hice

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That cannot happen. Solar flares cannot destroy all electronic devices because they can only induce currents in conductors many kilometers long. At most they can destroy the power grid. Cellphones and laptops will be fine and work great because they can be charged with intermittentantly available power

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything depends from the size of the burst, if it's a small one then yes only the big power grids will suffer but even then if you don't have power to use your desktop or to recharge your portable devices then your devices are as good as a rock

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay but it's clearly a far better situation if the grid goes down versus every electronic device ever
        >everything depends from the size of the burst
        how can you say this we have so little data to go off of because "electronic device" is relatively new for human history and so far we've only seen power grids, satellites, telephone poles, sea mines, and radio communication. even when an electrical grid was hit, power went out for only 9 hours and this happened in the 1900s.

        There is zero proof solar flares will ever be anything more than a fairly nasty blackout - absolute worst case scenario

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    surf the Kali Pooga

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be finally free.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put some bumpin' techno trax on ye olde phonograph and throw one hell of a party with your friends, then stage a mass suicide before the blue helmets arrive.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sun farts
    >AIs get btfod instantly and those that don't because of some kind of protection or luck, they get crippled because there's no more new data and interaction from the normalBlack folk hivemind devices to learn from
    it's a win win situ-a

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    only works to devices with long enough wires which means anything plugged in.
    and if you live in eastern canada you're probably fine because they got slapped in the face by a flare in the 90s due to their unique position on the canadian shield and had to giga-ground the entire thing as a result
    itll suck for a couple weeks but its not going to be doomsday.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    praise the sun!

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if like it was a REALLY bad mass ejection and it got lava all over the grid?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worship the Sun God for saving us from this insanity.

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