genuine 135 IQ question

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    John. It is immediately apparently.
    You were confused by the lines and colors. This rare form debilitating synesthesia does occur in the intellectually gifted, autistic, and the moronic. For reference, you could have also divined john as the answer because of the concentration of J's in the family tree combined with the freudian slip of the great grandparent's namesake.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    surely this singular riddle proves my superiority and genius...

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick are Ella's parents first cousins...

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ella is from Alabama and Lisa is female Jesus. from Alabama

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They should've put Lou and Beth together and then asked the same question lmao

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's John, follow the line.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      John. It is immediately apparently.
      You were confused by the lines and colors. This rare form debilitating synesthesia does occur in the intellectually gifted, autistic, and the moronic. For reference, you could have also divined john as the answer because of the concentration of J's in the family tree combined with the freudian slip of the great grandparent's namesake.

      Lisa is Ella's first cousin and second cousin. Ella is also her own second cousin. You lose midwits.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol you forgot Tina who is also Ella's second cousin. Imagine calling others a midwit. Only a midwit like yourself would do that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tina is a cousin. You can't make your first cousin a kissing cousin just because your mom did.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's too hard

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ella's second cousins: Tina, herself, Lisa, and John.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does Lisa count since she's also a First cousin? (Ignoring the fact that Lucy is a prostitute)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Does Lisa count since she's also a First cousin?
        I don't know how it works in the practical social world because I'm a useless sperg, but these kinds of questions typically take place in the context of formal definitions. By the formal definition, she's a second cousin, and there's no reason to prioritize the definition of a first cousin over the definition of a second cousin such that the former definition preempts the latter. Sometimes instructors will assist in removing practical biases by inventing nonsense terms: "Blaggoopers are the sons and daughters of your parents' Nalloopers."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the correct answer, according to the definition.

      In reality, Ella would not be considered her own second cousin, because it's just herself; Tina and Lisa would not be considered her second cousins because they are already her first cousins; so the only actual second cousin would be John.

      Btw is this from Alabama?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >In reality, Ella would not be considered her own second cousin, because it's just herself; Tina and Lisa would not be considered her second cousins
        Relations to a person don't override each other. If you marry your cousin, your spouse doesn't stop being your cousin.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aunt and uncle aren't defined, so the question cannot be answered from the information provided.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, but unironically. They are defined differently in different cultures

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She inbred lol
    (Libs love this)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >(Libs love this)
      yea, because they're the ones famous for inbreeding

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >genuine 135 IQ question
    so, this is the kind of question asked to people on the lower end of the IQ spectrum, huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Real answer given by that reply: none

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sorry for being an ESLgay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tina is a first cousin. Mia is Ed's sister.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so that takes priority, thanks for the correction

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would Tina be a second cousin? She is not the daughter of one of the parents cousins, she is the daughter of one of the parents brothers, correct?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would Tina be a second cousin? She is not the daughter of one of the parents cousins, she is the daughter of one of the parents brothers, correct?

          Never mind. I see Mia is a first cousin of Sara

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ella also shouldn't be selected. you also can't be your own second cousin because the entire point of these distinctions is to describe a relation to a specific individual

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tfw never got to bang my two hot cousins growing up because they lived too far away

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I googled the answer, that at least makes me 120. Am i ubermensch yet? Do i need to start taking 30min naps every 2 hours?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jim

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >two women have a child
    >two men have a child

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lucy reproduces asexually.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop questioning chud

      fricking have a nice day alt-right nazi bigot

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    50/50

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    without reading the thread and studying the chart confusedly for about 5 minutes, I concluded Tina and Lisa must be Ella's second cousins.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >incest
    >gay marriage
    >single mother

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this image suggesting two of Sam and Eve's children, Rick and Mia, married and had a child—Tina? And that Sam and Eve were also incestuous? Is this image incestuous? I don't like this one bit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is incest happening but that isn't it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It most certainly is, but not all of it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The vertical lines signify parentage. Rick doesn't have one implying his parents aren't on the chart. Thank you for confirming your sub-135 IQ.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My IQ is literally verified higher than that. You have a crummy chart.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The gay couple and Lucy having kids means that any of these relationships could be non-genetic making the whole question impossible to answer.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just for what it's worth, Matt and Kim is a good band.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Matt and Kim
    Band
    >John and Mary
    Biblical figures
    >Mara and Luke
    Star Wars

    That whole damn tree is probably references. Somebody had fun. I hope Ed and Sara isn't EE&E.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ella is the single biggest red-flag name for women. 100% guaranteed hoe.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a black and having literally half that IQ. Damn.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This easy shit can’t be 135-IQ. OP must be false-flagging.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fails the flood fill test.

  28. 1 month ago
    DoctorGreen

    >first cousins are
    already moronic

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