>God put a bundle of nerves inside a mans anus that, when stimulated, feels amazing and can produce an incredible orgasm

>God put a bundle of nerves inside a mans anus that, when stimulated, feels amazing and can produce an incredible orgasm
>he makes that same man exclusively homosexual and wienerlusting
>he then absolutely forbids him from anal under all circumstances
What did He mean by this?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I made you in my image
    >Except that extra bit of skin on your dick, shit's disgusting. Cut it off. NOW.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what
    you were cursed from birth sorry
    see genesis 19:1-28
    sodom and gomorrah

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Okay I read that

      Its a story about a mob of freaky fricks who tried to rape a couple angels so they dabbed all over them?? Not seeing the relevance here..

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    gays were created by god to test straights, every time a straight man is tempted they fulfill his will

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Those nerves are supposed to be stimulated from the front during sex. Not his fault you're using a rear entry

    Also despite what many gays say anal sex is and remains painful and uncomfortable. Having even just a finger in there feels like you have to use the bathroom the worst you've ever had to in your life.

    Hence why so many of them need poppers to even be able to do it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God very easily could have made those nerves inaccessible from anal entry. He made a conscious choice to not only make them accessible, but make them produce a superior orgasm
      >its uncomfortable
      Not for everyone. There are literally some homosexual men who are just built for anal sex and have no health issues or discomfort. God consciously created those men.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >God very easily could have made those nerves inaccessible from anal entry
        At the cost of either effectiveness of efficiency, to prevent something that those people would do anyway. Providing oral sex doesn't stimulate any pleasure receptors but how often do homosexual men do that?

        >and have no health issues or discomfort
        I simply don't believe this. Obviously "not all ____" applies to anything you can say about humans but for the vast majority of people I am very confident that the sensation is akin to an extreme need to defecate, which is unpleasant by design.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >At the cost of either effectiveness of efficiency
          why must an omnipotent god accept such limitations? he could have made the arrangement effective, efficient and the nerves in question could still be inaccessible from the anus.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The main design philosophy behind the body appears to have been energy efficiency, so its placement where it is implies that it's the ideal placement and anything else would be a degradation of quality. He gives you the best tool for the job, it's not his fault if you decide to start hitting yourself with it instead. Why give everybody an inferior tool because you're going to do that?

            And I highly doubt it would have changed anything. There aren't any pleasure nerves at the back of the throat but homosexual men shove male genitals there too.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This is insane cope. Humans are one of the few animals that have a high concentration of vagus nerve bundles in the prostate. Every other mammal has zero problems reproducing with an insensate prostate gland.

            God specifically, intentionally made the anus a pleasure hole.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Humans are one of the few animals that have a high concentration of vagus nerve bundles in the prostate

            That's not true, the vagus nerve primarily innervates organs in the chest and abdomen - like the heart, lungs, digestive tract. The autonomic nerves that influence the prostate are part of the pelvic splanchnic nerves (parasympathetic) and the hypogastric nerves (sympathetic), not the vagus nerve.

            >intentionally made the anus a pleasure hole.
            The prostate is the pleasure organ. You know that intensely pleasurable almost fiery sensation that feels like it's behind your equipment? That's the prostate.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >for the vast majority of people I am very confident that the sensation is akin to an extreme need to defecate, which is unpleasant by design
          I used to date a chick who liked anal and she said the sensation you describe is only there if you don't relax properly.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Essentially no girl's preference is anal intercourse. There isn't even anything like what OP is describing to attempt to give them anything from it.

            Assuming you're not a LARPing virgin then the girl only said it to try to be sexy. Your acceptance of it likely contributed to the failure of the relationship.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a virgin tbh. The "all women hate anal" meme is just a result of men largely being shit at sex.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand, was God supposed to place a bone protecting the prostate or something? Is that the excuse for you wanting to stick your penis in a stinky feces hole?

  5. 1 week ago
    Radiochan

    you know you can get fingered by a woman too or pegged
    islamic scholars have opined on the wanton lust of bottoms anyway

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >God gave a man lots of muscle
    >he made that man also prone to anger
    >he then made it clear that wrath is a sin

    See, everybody has his vice to confront himself with

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YOU CAN BE HOMOSEXUAL AND NOT PRACTICE ANAL SEX FROTTING EXISTS

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my butthole just feels ticklish. and kind of taut and painful if I dont take care wiping. I've fornicated (sadly) with my beautiful old gf. Her butthole was smooth and soft and if I just stuck my finger in there she'd immediately have orgasms.
    I think you've developed a fetish. There is no natural inclination in men to have things put in their ass. Women naturally have orgasms from penetration.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You have a particularly tight hole with a predisposition towards hemorrhoids (might also be sitting too much in front of your computer) and your girl, sorry to say, has probably taken a bunch of dicks in there and maybe even a plug

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to see what IQfy is up to these days. Maybe I can learn something enriching
    >see this thread, and frogs.
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