Godfather

>Trying to read it
>Large portion of the first chapter is literally about how huge sonny's wiener is and how he fricks some woman during the wedding

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP complains about big fat wieners in books
    >Is a homosexual
    Is it the normal people sex that peeves you?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some guy online said that this book made blowjobs popular in the US. Is that true?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know yet, I am at the part with Don visiting his dying consigliere in the hospital

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t remember any BJ scenes.

        I think he's mistaken. I've heard the book popularized the term "blowjob" but not the act itself. Who knows.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t remember any BJ scenes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vito talks about blowing his friend back in Sicily

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Devil's digits, even Vito would blush.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the movie is so much better than the writing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, just no. Get out of here with that NPC line.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Puzo writes clearly but the subject matter is boring as frick. Have you tried Omertà? Shit is so played out. You'll grow out of it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually have. Subject matter is boring for you? Why did you choose to read these books then?
          Wassamatta you?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This might come as a shock but the movie is actually about the same subject matter.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That girl's abnormally huge vegana is a big plotline in the novel actually.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, now you are just fricking with me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's true

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So I guess the movie really is better than the book huh

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is. The movie basically took all the good scenes from the book and made them better through the great acting, music, cinematography and direction. And left out the weird shit like the huge vegana odyssey.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a weird, puritanical normie take.
            I'm giving you one (you) to frick off.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is basically the consensus though.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Again with normie argumentatum ad populum: go bother twitter or reddit, I'm sure you'll be well liked there.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is a fact, you moron.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            movie left out the movie producers and their e-girls walking funny after the casting couch which is kind of funny

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the movie is a shallow vapid shell of the book; it took all the scenes that look good and cut out all the thought and nuance behind it

            watching the movie alone, you don't know how brilliant Michael's revenge really is because Coppola is such a fricking fraud he didn't even insert a couple of lines of people discussing the assassinations and how brilliant the Godfather was at lulling his enemies into complacency etc etc. ALL of that is from the book, you get none of that from the movie

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Plebeian take.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is actually a part of the book. The chapter where they get together makes it out to be like they were made for each other, a huge pussy that perfectly fit Sonny's huge penis

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well frick

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          then she gets depressed after sonny dies cause nobody has a wiener big enough for her but she meets a nice doctor who gets her pussy tightening surgery so they can frick. truly a song for the ages.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >FF Coppola: I need you to put in a sex scene within the first ten minutes, I don't care
            >Puzo: think of the money think of the money think of the money
            the only reason for that whole arc that I can think of is that it backgrounds a bit why Sonny died and points out how some "shareholders" of companies are just fronts and essentially fricked their way into the job

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it bound on the right?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Puzo has said that he wrote a roman à clef like those from Harold Robbins and Jacqueline Susann and if he had known how popular his would become, he would have given the writing more care.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Harold Robbins
      overrated
      >roman à clef
      "based on a true story" in pretentiese
      aka neighbourhood Mafia myths retold and exaggerated

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I felt like the movie cut a lot of interesting stuff after Michael's return from Italy with the brief scenes with Vito and I found I was right when I specifically read those chapters, 25 onward skipping the Johnny Fontane crap.

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