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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    OPENAI WON

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    That last demo with the vinyl disc was pure BS. That was a bootstrapped demo with access to the camera.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      no way they would never fake a demo!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >That last demo with the vinyl disc was pure BS.
      She didn't fix it because the result was wrong.
      The balance on the arm was fine, but the lifter was engaged. The instructions google put out wouldn't have fixed the problem at all.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fricking done. I should've read a book instead. This is useless

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Putting music over ui animation don't automatically make a product, sundar.

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >image generated by Gemini

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >13% of the population
      >80% of Google

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >why is tech so shit recently?
      >tech:

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way that many black people work at Google. Are these really employees?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      she finna cute

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >not impressed, refuses to clap
      This is the fist black gentleman I have ever connected with.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      BLOODY SIR BENCHOD DO NOT REDEEM

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Show us something fricking Android.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >and THIS... is the power of gemini-enhanced google search.
    >
    >please clap

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      not only is the internet becoming enshittified, it's become more moronic too. wonderful.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's just so fricking bad.
      This is one of the most valuable public companies and they're coming out and saying this garbage is what they're most proud of.
      idk how you can buy tech stocks after years of this.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Coconut

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Oh it's the lying lady now

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Apparna Pappoo

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    APARNA PAPPU
    GOOD MORNING SIIIRS

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sundurr one upped himself in having the most boring presentation in tech

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    OpenAI revealing GPT-4o a day before was a master stroke. They fricking pulled the pants on Pichai and humiliated him, making him look like a complete joke. All they could do is make a fake video in a single day without any real live demos like what OpenAI did.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      good point, they only showed fake edited videos and said "just trust us its real oh btw its releasing later this year. specific dates? nah" while openai showed a real demo in front of people.

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    remember when they would bring legends like ken thompson to google io?
    this company is fricking dead

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking jeet plague is what the problem is.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    PAPOO

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    pre-record it fully next time so i can 2x it

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my god MORE AI??

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Poo in the fricking loo

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    aparna papoo

    good morning saars

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >next month
    >later this year
    >experimental
    So nothing is being released today?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Google is dead

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      WAIT YOU FRICKING CHUD, AGI IS GETTING ANNOUNCED AT THE END

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile they’re still killing the remaining few of their useful services.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    gemini 1.pro 5 pro, coming soon

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >email from husband
    >instead of just talking like normal spouses
    what is this hellscape

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Literally 1984

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Building a tool for the arranged marriage crowd. Very common at poogle.

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They're so out of touch with normal people. Nobody sends emails to their husband / wife you fricking INDIAN KEKS FRICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to fall asleep. Help.

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >coming next month
    >coming later
    >coming soon
    >coming some time
    sundar is a joke. how the board hasnt fire him is a mystery to me.

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Communication between husband and wife through email
    For real? Americans are you ok?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's Indians projecting their culture

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >openai diversity
    >europeans, americans
    >real demos
    >google diversity
    >deceitful jeets, blacks, variety of chinksects, 5% whites
    >fake demos

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Grim.

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    its reading all my emails nice

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      thank you saar i will redeem the keynote DURGASOFT ai will do the teachings very bhaabidhaat

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    BORRRINGG

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    should've asked gemini to shorten this fricking key note

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    google feels like its run & staffed by people who dont know what the frick they're doing. did OpenAI take all the talent?

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    THANK YOU FOR THESE FANTASTIC FEATURES FOR MANAGERS AND C-LEVELS SO THEY CAN PAY EVEN LESS ATTENTION TO ANYTHING THEY READ

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think you nailed it. All this shit is dreamed up to make the executives lives easier lmao. They have no idea what would be helpful for normal people.

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    STOP THE BROADCAST

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      OHNONONONONONONONONONO

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      the dollar dropping keynote

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I knew I should have shorted them this morning but I'm supposed to be working right now, not fricking around on Etrade.

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Im actually about to fricking sleep what the frick

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >spreadsheets
    >2024

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's a good presentation for their roadmap and the features already available. for investors this should shoot the price of GOOGL up to $200. Google just obliterated most AI startups in the field while maintaining complete control over their Search product. this is what they should've done on Q1 2024. This is the AI Agent that Meta/MSFT/OAI is aiming for.

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >could have some cool shit ai could be doing
    >corpros just go on about making emails and organization

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      email jobs are the only jobs that will be left

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    they're falling asleep

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        they're falling asleep

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        mouth breather

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      He looks so thrilled to be there

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    even MORE fun? Oh boy!

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    imagine trusting any of this shit to be correct when you rely on it for your livelihood

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Today, at 4.45

    The demo in in San Francisco, where it is still noon

    Fricking shameless

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >hey everyone, here's our new ai stuff that's slightly behind the curve
    >hey everyone, we are going to make our own search even worse
    >btw we have better liquid cooling
    >hey everyone, we are trying to catch up to ms copilot

    HAHAHAHA

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Kek for some reason the cooling thing is legit the thing that stuck the most out of the entire presentation

  43. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    nobody uses email anymore grandma

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I exclusively use email for everything because all these chat apps are so bad.
      I literally write my sms texts in vim in mutt.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Get a job, neet

  44. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    George Hotz is 1000% right about the professional managerial class. Good engineers are all you need, cull everything else and make things better for the sake of making things better, not for profit. OAI wins

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is why 90% of women at these companies are fricking leeches. Not only do they not contribute meaningfully, they actually waste resources and distract the talent from working on the things that matter.

  45. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having trouble stay awake

  46. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm done. I'm sleeping bros.

  47. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we did something in 2025 haha right guis?

  48. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    a white fricking male
    finally

  49. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    "let me bring Tony out"
    gotta make it clear the white male is at the beck and call of his Indian woman superior

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >"and now, over to Sissy"

  50. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >pregenerated

  51. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    view count dropped from 88k to 82k, still dropping

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      > Stock price drop linearly tied to viewercount

  52. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Chippy Dippy Doo Da!

  53. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Two first names

  54. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >hey boss we should really do X
    >let me check with the ai
    >sir..
    >the ai says we should do Y instead
    >sir this would take 6 months and would be a wast...
    >perfect, let's get that started

  55. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >introducing ai teammate, to finally replace the last white man at google

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Project managers on suicide watch?

  56. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why are these threads always so racist

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      We're tired of having the thing we're best at overrun by morons just because the israelites want more Black folk around them.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You dont think its weird the audience is half black?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't these hosted in California or some shit? They aren't hosting it in fricking Maine or something lol

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          should be all mexicans then

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous
        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >sillycon valley
          >mosty black
          Dafuq

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          CA is one of the least black states. It's like 5 times less black than any random Southern state and 2-3 times less black than any state east of the Mississippi. Yes, it's fricking weird when blacks are 10X over represented in a tech conference. It was the same thing in the iPhone 13 launch video, which was titled something like "This is California" and it was nothing but black people doing completely unrealistic things like playing a violin in the forest or camping or sandboarding down a dune. It's impossible not to notice this and since there's no reasonable explanation from Reputable SourcesTM then conspiracy theories will have to do.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Lol did they actually do that? They deserve more than just a lost year with their stock.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why does it even matter? I get the tech is shit but it's nothing to do with indians and black people

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >nothing to do with indians and black people
          AHAHAHAHAHA

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        They’re not half black though. It’s a really weird gaslight you’re pushing

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off Sundar

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          statistically not enough white people and average skin color darker than middle easterners

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >why are people always notice weird shit

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Full of NEETs who lost their job to superior Indian coders

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Cheap doesn't mean superior. A company can pay an Indian who would assfrick their infrastructure less than a quarter and they think that's good and profitable.

  57. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >let us demo an AI Assistant that will kill Project Managers and other fake email jobs
    very fricking nice.

  58. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why even have a team? Just replace them all with AI.

  59. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    google thinks everyone on earth works as a project manager

  60. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good night sirs

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      nooo sir keep watching help ur indian patriots!!!!!!!! sir do the needful

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      May Vishnu be with you sir

  61. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    more pre generated demos lmfao

  62. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >live demo
    >message sent at 5AM

  63. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    did they just leak the pixel 9's release window?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      who cares

  64. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey anon, can I speak with you?
    >Chip™ has been monitoring your work, and it's saying that your LOC is down 4% from yesterday. Your workscreen monitor shows that you've been idle for 30 minutes over the past 4 hours, and you already took your lunch.
    >I think we need to have a discussion about your productivity. I've had Gemini™ loop the boss in on this, so his AI agent will be joining us virtually.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      C H I P P E D

  65. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    PAJEETA CAN'T SPEAK

  66. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Over to sissy

  67. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >sissy

  68. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >sissy

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine saving that shit on your hard drive
      embarrassing

  69. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SISSY MA'AM

  70. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Asian Rogue

  71. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate google's UI design so much

  72. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    that's a man

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >sissy
      yeah no shit

  73. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The whole thing really is all about AI an nothing else huh

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's a new paradigm, grandpa

  74. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    OAI mogged I'm afraid

  75. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They should mount all this AI shit to Google Glass 2

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody liked glbuttholes.

  76. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Love the Gemini app icon does not have material you theming even in their demo.

  77. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >no demo
    hahahahahaha

  78. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Gems
    Oh no here we go

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was some premium currency crap for a second

  79. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE CLAP

  80. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE, CLAP

  81. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  82. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >please laugh

  83. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I really really don't fw gemini. llama3 is dorky but chill, GPT is professional, Claude helped me do a lot of random unix stuff. I don't even know where to go to try gemini that's how unappealing it is

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I just run llama locally. Hosted AI is moronic.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        ya I use ollama but have tried hosted models to compare

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Gemini lost literally every single time when i tried chatbot arena. It's atrocious

  84. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Developing for Indic languages | Gemma and Navarasa
    >Developing for Indic languages | Gemma and Navarasa
    >Developing for Indic languages | Gemma and Navarasa

    GOOGLE SAAARS THEY FILMED THE GANGE

  85. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    GEM

  86. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gemerald

  87. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Call me when I can use it for uncensored porn.

  88. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    G E M
    E
    M

  89. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >google assistant
    >Gemini
    >Gemini flash
    >Gemini live
    >Gems
    >Project astra

    This shit is so confusing.

  90. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >STILL NO LIVE DEMO OF ASTRA
    GOOGLE HAS NOTHING, SHORT SHORT SHORT

  91. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy now i can go on the most soulless touristy holiday of all time

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sponsored AI, that IHG hotel didn't appear out of it being the best hotel in Miami.

  92. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE CLAP! PLEAAAAASE!

  93. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    le gem

  94. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    WE ALREADY HEARD THIS moron

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They’re short on announcements. They’re a small company.

  95. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it's all business related garbage
    Wow so sick!

  96. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Seems nice if it works

  97. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    boring and brown

  98. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    WE HELPED DESTROY THE INTERNET AND TURN IT INTO A SEO HELLSCAPE PLEASE USE OUR BOT TO ACTUALLY FIND USEFUL INFORMATION (disclaimer: information may not be real)

  99. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  100. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    JUST SHOW VR
    I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS "OMG I USED AI TO PLAN MY UPPER CLASS VACATION THAT 99% CANT HOPE TO AFFORD OR DO!!!!"

  101. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance they do a big last minute announcement? Or is this it?

  102. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    THE GUY YAWNING

  103. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    idk why you Black folk are complaining about this presentation being mid. they didn't need to release a frontier model, all they ever needed to do was integrate Gemini into the entire Google ecosystem and it's already the AI Agent that everyone wants.
    if you own Pixel products, you're going to be living in the future by Q4 2024. everything you want to do that was tedious before is going to be automated.

    there's been no need for them to compete against OAI for frontier models. they only needed to mog everyone by making true automation over products they own. that's it.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >everything you want to do that was tedious before is going to be automated.
      Like...?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >all they ever needed to do was integrate Gemini into the entire Google ecosystem and it's already the AI Agent that everyone wants.
        define everyone

        >that everyone wants
        No one wants Gemini
        >if you own Pixel
        No one
        >they only needed to mog
        90% of their money comes from ads on search. Thats it. Thats the only metric for their success

        What (useful and productive, not coomer shit) features that you want that this presentation did not show off?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Google should’ve asked that 12 months ago instead of neutering their AI and making it into a search bot.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yes they fell behind. But you didn't answer the question. What feature does it not have that you want? They even improved their biased image generator. What else do you want that isn't porn related?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >all they ever needed to do was integrate Gemini into the entire Google ecosystem and it's already the AI Agent that everyone wants.
      define everyone

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >everything you want to do that was tedious before is going to be automated.
        Like...?

        >that everyone wants
        No one wants Gemini
        >if you own Pixel
        No one
        >they only needed to mog
        90% of their money comes from ads on search. Thats it. Thats the only metric for their success

        >reee I can't use it for cooming
        >reee I can't use it for making racist rants
        >reee I can't use it to make degenerate art
        I forgot that most of IQfy doesn't have any actual jobs and spends most of their time doing RP lmao. check back in 8 months when normies start yapping about how AI Agents are helping them and most of the stuff they used to do manually are now completely automated.
        if most of the capabilities they demo'd actually make it to production and not butchered, then they've beaten everyone else.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          No one said anything about rp why are you reeing so hard. Are you invested in the success of Gemini or something?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'm invested in using AI as much as possible to automate as much work bullshit as it can. OAI can't do this because it has no integrations. Sure, it's good for chatting, but you still have to do the tedious shit of transferring the data it generated to your own documents. NEETs and Black folk like you can't understand this.
            >b-but what about muh privacy
            we've already accepted that Google owns and WILL use our data for their own end. automation is just the bargaining that people wanted
            >b-but it's not a frontier model
            ok. and? what else do you need it to do that needs to surpass AI Agent capabilities?
            >b-but the benchmarks
            who the frick cares about benchmarks if you can't use it seamlessly across multiple products lmao.
            god, OAI shills are so fricking moronic. You don't need 1 AI for everything, you should use multiple AIs - 1 for work, 1 for personal, and 1 for cooming/degenerate uses. Right now, Gemini completely satisfies Work and Personal (if you have a Pixel phone) so that's taken care of. I can freely switch between using Perplexity and Gemini, so I don't have to worry about OAI cucking me.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            are you responding to your demons bro?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >that everyone wants
      No one wants Gemini
      >if you own Pixel
      No one
      >they only needed to mog
      90% of their money comes from ads on search. Thats it. Thats the only metric for their success

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Gemini is shit unless you write marketing content, and if that’s the case you’re ngmi.

  104. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    unimaginable problems? what? literally just let the AI deliver the presentation next time

  105. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO

  106. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI
    GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI

    GOOGLE KYS LITERALLY

  107. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    El devorador de las almas...

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO

      THE GUY YAWNING

      he's literally me

  108. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
  109. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    gemini can do my entire final year of university, wow

  110. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    A-are they just repeating previous announcements?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      maybe the event was generated by gemini

  111. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >context context context
    >tokens token tokens

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The market likes that they're essentially giving unlimited access though, only thing that's saving this.

  112. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    so where can a normal person use gemini? all seems to be workspace based

  113. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    closed the stream, what a waste of time

  114. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i am cringing

  115. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >muh cute cat generative pics
    >cringe music video ad
    This is why I fricking hate women employees.

  116. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    had to hop into a meeting and came back to this
    wtf

  117. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe

  118. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >getting nostalgic from when game companies were trying to push motion controls
    comfy

  119. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    can we please just get to the product

  120. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER FRICKING JEET

  121. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sameer Samat Selamat Salami

  122. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i want to die

  123. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm doing AI

  124. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SAMEER SIR ON STAGE

  125. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, hardware

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nevermind

  126. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    POO
    POO
    POOOOOOOOO
    I finna POO IN DA LOO

  127. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >video glorifying braindead normies offloading their ability to think to Google's servers

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why it played a song made by a kindergartener.

  128. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >They had literally nothing, so they increased the token limit from 1M to 2M
    There has to be something else right?
    Anything at all?
    Seriously?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      No nothing. You can tell by how slow it is to give an audio response.

      Yes they fell behind. But you didn't answer the question. What feature does it not have that you want? They even improved their biased image generator. What else do you want that isn't porn related?

      Not my problem. It’s worse than their competitors which is enough for me.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not trying to be a dick eater but how is it worse?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Bad responses, slower responses, audio response has worse latency than what OpenAI showed yesterday. 2M context is great but if your AI is stupid or refuses to respond then what difference does the context make? I didn’t ask for a visual Google maps assistant or searchbot which is all this seems to be.

  129. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >re-imagining AI
    >updating the search widget and replacing assistant with gemini
    pathetic

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      and by AI i meant Android

  130. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Ultra?

  131. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    So the ad is for showcasing the absolute lowest brow, spiritually regressive, moronic and valueless use cases of AI. Absolutely no vision, no optimism, no technical innovation, no enthusiasm for making the world better in any way. This shit is disgusting, I now spit on Google 70x more than I did yesterday. What a massive fricking waste. The only upside is considering how easily the top 20% of engineers on this board and (You) can outcompete these idiots.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      it is amazing how they're failing to give us a vision. sundar needs to be cut.

  132. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Am I having a stroke? They keep saying shit they said earlier in the stream

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      circle to stroke

  133. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    AI in my Android, more likely than you think

  134. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god the cringe is killing me

  135. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Feels like this has been 1+ hour of repeating the same shit over and over again.
    Holy shit.

  136. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >PLEASE LAUGH

  137. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually feeling a little sad at how shit Google has become.

  138. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >You already heard from sissy
    WHAT

  139. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    GAYDAR IS GOING OFF GAYDAR IS GOING OFF

  140. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    MEMES YESSSSSSSSSSSS AAHAHAHAHA

  141. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    THE FUTURE IS FRICKING GAY AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

  142. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    reeee not everything is a meme

  143. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    "live" demo vs CHADgpt showing it fail on stage and no one cared

  144. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  145. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i can just imagine people at openai watching this and smiling knowing they have no real threat from google

  146. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >we're putting dalle in every indians pocket

  147. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but can I use it to enhance my shitposts?

  148. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    can i use this in my next google interview?
    jk ur company is fricking TRASH

  149. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    take five minute asking the ai instead of watching the 3 minute video...

  150. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICK

    People are going to be so fricking stupid, they can't even process a 5 minutes YouTube video, they will use AI to digest and feed it straight into their brains

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      based honestly. so many shitty bloated videos are overly long because they need the video to be at least 10mins long to get the most ad revenue. now i can just have an AI summarise the information i want.

      this kills the low-effort video essayist

  151. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Openai had a nice short cringy stream just demonstrating the main functions, proving it's in real time with how often it fricked up
    >Google talks for an hour over prerecorded concept videos
    Yeah I'm thinking Google won, bigly even

  152. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    That song was literally physically painful to listen to

  153. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The podcast idea you could interact with was a pretty nice idea, but can be replicated with openais LLMs though.

    I would love to sit in the dark and chat with my 5 wifus at the same time.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You can already do that

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        From your phone?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          yeah.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        You are right, you could do with some work now. But these new models, there will be little latency and can switch between voices and personas seamlessly, like god intended schizo models to do.

  154. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    If their AI is so good why am I still solving captchas????

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      real

  155. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Woah just joined in (didn't watch anything earlier) and it's garbage. Did something interesting get announced yet?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      they showed all the black people in the audience

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >2 million context window for Gemini 1.5 Pro
      >Gemini 1.5 Flash (Smaller model that 1.5 Pro)
      And I think that was it.

  156. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gemini Nano
    Gemino 1.5 Pro
    Gemini Flash
    Gems
    Good lord frick off already

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      There is a Gemma now.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
  157. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if anyone's noticed but the ai bots of today are the SAME as 15 years ago.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleverbot
    2008
    They are just more popular today.

    I don't think there's been any noticeable updates.

    I'm tried of all the new/good features being behind subscriptions and paywalls.

    Are we actually getting any meaningful updates this year?
    I don't see it so far.

  158. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Not an indian accent
    Ahahah they have no balls HOLY SHIT NO FUCJKING BALLS

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good one.

  159. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Racist technology bloody benchod

  160. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >scam phone call
    >not an indian
    LIES!

  161. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    AI actively spying on your phone calls?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      on your device only, trust us

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        In the words of Mark Zuckerberg, they "trust me, dumb fricks"

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Letting AI anywhere near your personal info

  162. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I give up. Closed the stream. Can't handle it anymore. I'll lurk the thread in case something big happens

  163. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >AI will listen in on your calls
    what the frickkkk, actual 1984

  164. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Google! I couldnt have detected that was spam without this advanced AI listening in to my calls

  165. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >LATER THIS YEAR
    >LATER THIS YEAR
    >LATER THIS YEAR
    >LATER THIS YEAR
    >PREGENERATED
    >PREGENERATED
    >PREGENERATED
    >PREGENERATED
    >NO LIVE DEMOS
    >NO LIVE DEMOS
    >NO LIVE DEMOS
    >NO LIVE DEMOS
    Fricking garbage company.

  166. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >pause for claps
    >no claps
    dude..

  167. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Gemini Nano auto-locks your phone for viewing not-Google-approved content

  168. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Josh I swear if you’re gonna talk about the context length again I’ll brain you.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      there it is

  169. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why is EVERY SINGLE feature infringing on privacy? Are they listening to themselves?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is EVERY SINGLE feature infringing on privacy? Are they listening to themselves?
      Reminds me of when Microsoft introduced Cortana with an "I'm watching you" ad.

      So, what is more brain destroying, an Apple keynote or this one? Apple is just an endless stream of wasted breath full of nothing-words with a few tidbits of questionable information thrown in.
      Google is indian.

  170. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Easy way to implement this feature: if phone detects language as "English (India)" then warn the user of scam

  171. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys know they are going for 2 million tokens yet?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m sorry I cannot ethically respond to this request.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I just gave it a screenshot from my website and got “I am unable to process the image as it contains a person.”
        Gpt and Claude were able to work with the same screenshot this morning. This is why Gemini will never be more than Google search.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Send the link to the page you took a picture of. I'm going to peer-review these results and confirm or disprove them (for Snopes)

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Nah.
            >more jeet shit
            Yeesh.

  172. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it ships next month
    >awkward silence

  173. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    those giant clap delays

  174. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely nothing else can make you want to become an iToddler as much as Google does

  175. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Watching this feels like openAI has google by the balls

  176. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted to say 'pile of shit' but bit his tongue just in time, was a close one for sure

  177. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >you can now summarize even more!

  178. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    did he just repeat something he said less than five minutes ago

  179. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gemma balls

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Multi-scrotal network

  180. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gemma finally

  181. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Donkey Black folk talk about something other than Gem*

  182. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Even their models are LGBTQ now

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      PolyandrousGemma®

  183. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >GemmaGemmaGemmaProPaliPolyGemmaGems2Gemma2GemmaliteGemmasilced

  184. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >paligemma
    They are infecting product names with poojeet terms...

  185. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    gemmy

  186. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE CLAP!

  187. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Happy holi guys!

  188. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S GO INDIAAAAAAAAAA

  189. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    INSPIRING STORY FROM INDIA

  190. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SAAAAARS

  191. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    INSPIRING STORY TIME, SIRS

  192. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >NAVRASA

  193. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >we can now translate toilet in 18 poo languages

  194. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit india literally owns google at this point

  195. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >going full pajeet now

  196. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >developers form India
    LMFAO they really embraced the meme huh

  197. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER Jeet

  198. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SAAAR

  199. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think they've reused the same graphics and animations 10 times now

  200. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SIIIIIIIIRS
    SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS

  201. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    But will it be able to make clean toilets?

  202. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, please, does anyone know how much tokens is the new Gemini going to use?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, they'll announce it soon. It's almost been 5 minutes snce the last time after all.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you, they just did. It's 50 bazillion btw

  203. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT REDEEEEEEEM SAAARS

  204. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >filmed at dusk to hide all the dead bodies and floating shit

  205. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >72k and STILL dropping
    Frick this garbage company.

  206. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    superpower by 2030 btw

  207. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell at google office right now

  208. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yayy lets give subhumans free access to the internet!!!!! LET THEM LOOSE!

  209. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ayoo homie on stage!

  210. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    And now…. JB Smoove!

  211. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The current guy seems low energy

  212. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Be socially beneficial vs Don't be evil. yeah imma head out

  213. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    when you ask a pajeet to frame with rule of 3rd s

  214. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    THE TRANSFORMER IS A DEAD END
    1 QUINTILLION PARAMETERS FOR 2% BENCHMARK GAINS

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >1 QUINTILLION PARAMETERS FOR 2% BENCHMARK GAINS
      I will ask this oracleAI my one allowed question a year and refuse to use any lesser models.

  215. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Red teaming, he means wrongthink

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      We knew. It’s worn a yarmulke for awhile.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >we used AI to assist in red teaming
      >we call it "AI assisted red teaming TM"

      How is "red teaming" not racist against Indians?
      Indians are a peaceful people.

  216. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Google will keep gatekeeping their AI because muh ethics as openAI mogs them in future

  217. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Could have just said "We're giving our models brain damage"

  218. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >we used AI to assist in red teaming
    >we call it "AI assisted red teaming TM"

  219. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >fake news firewall

  220. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    elephants are blue and orange, got it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Probably by substituting certain words in a way to cipher a hidden message within the text

  221. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    how do they watermark text?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      with delve lol

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      they make it recognizably moronic

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      probably the way it talks

  222. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >take a screenshot of AI image
    >degrade it ever so slightly
    >watermark gone

  223. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >copy/paste the text gen output
    Now what?

  224. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >drm is a good thing!

  225. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw they captured Tay and using her for red teaming

  226. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >they roll out the goofy Black to talk about pro-censorship from a teleprompter

  227. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    cool more models

  228. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >censoring is good guys
    >68k

  229. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >You asked the wrong question, that's forbidden knowledge. White people never existed.

  230. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >sissy introduced gems
    You can't make this shit up

  231. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

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    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bro its about to wrap up lmfao

  232. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the real AGI? I want our new AI overlords!
    Who do you think will get to AGI first? My bet is OpenAI, but it could honestly be anyone I think.

  233. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sundar has way too much negative charisma. someone get an actual presenter next time instead of this awkward schmuck.

  234. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    see you guys next year

  235. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    PATHETIC NOTHINGBURGER

    GOOGLE IS DEAD AND FINISHED

  236. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    > Millions watching from around the world

    > 67,672 watching now

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