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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >That delay

    HOLLLLLLLY

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pregenerated

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Google with fake demos again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And it still sucked, too. Poo and scams, tell me a duo more tightly coupled than that?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        undeniable FACTm

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sneaky buttholes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Strangely enough, this one was easier to read... =P

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >THAT DELAY
    OHNONONONO

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OPENAI WON

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The generated voices fricking suck compared to the GPT-4o one. They better have a good selection of not b***hy sounding voices.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Boooring. Make it do a fun adventure and sexy time.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    gemini is such a trash name tbh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      gemmy is coal

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OAI won

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2 million tokens is enough to replace most developers with current reasoning level
    (face it, most developers write CRUD shit and boilerplate) but inference is still too expensive.
    Who cares about 2 million tokens if it costs 100$ for a single request? At 0.1$ per million tokens maybe we can start seeing some progress.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      These models don't have large context so its all moot. You can shove more context into the average pajeet and have them own a project. Until massive context is a thing (1M tokens at least), these will be assistants - not programmers.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >heEEEEYY JIMMY

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Thanks saar

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >WOW DAD THIS IS INCREDIBLE THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THIS GOOGLE(TM) PRODUCT THAT HELPS ME LEARN PHYISICS WITH MY FAVOURITE SPORT!
    that's exactly happenned

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >My son was grippy

    So are we 100% sure this guy doesn't molest his kid?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i sometimes feel like even the crowd has some sort of pregenerated sound to it sometimes. it just sounds off sometimes.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW US THE BENCHMARKS, GOOGLE

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we are going to use ai to spy on your kids, even files they download
    ummm, what the frick bros????

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where are you llama3?

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How did Google fumble so bad?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hiring DEI, affirmative action, women, pajeet on the basis of their skin color/gender/nepotism instead of hiring the best people.
      simple as

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >here is another demo we will never release

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >AGENTS
    Holy shit.
    >Still in the early days.
    Frick off.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fricking listen to this pajeet accent

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ser pleez du da nidful

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to use AI to search for travel spots in a city

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think 1.5 Ultra will be announced?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    making AI do the needful

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > name sundar
    > ugly as frick
    > THICK indian accent
    i genuinely don't understand how he's the face of google

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >private
    >secure

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sars do not be racist ok

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all the things they are so proud of basically just dystopian data theft options?

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    good morning Sir Dennis

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >SAAR DENIS
    HE SAID THE THING

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DEMIS

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sir demmis

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    an actual sir......

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so he was knighted?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        For real?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/deepmind-government-google-bletchley-park-milton-keynes-b2520327.html
        yeah

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >militon keyed
          im thinking based, unwalkable cities won

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit it's the bald AI guy!

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT THEY'RE GOING TO REVEAL AGI!!!!!

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sir please do the needful

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is everyone so sleepy on stage?

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sar demis
    bro come on

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      athena my wife

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    even Demis can't save this sinking ship.
    he might even want to take advantage of the situation to split Deepmind from Google again to do AGI research

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Guess he has cancer

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT REDEEM THE PROTEIN

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just make Demis CEO?

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Folding@Home dead

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly what I thought as well.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FLASH is back! animation bros

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >flash

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    (please clap)

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    *pause for applause*

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    please clap

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CLAP

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Please clap

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DO PEOPLE CLAP BEFORE KNOWING WHAT IT IS

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FLASH

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why are they all bald?

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he does NOT wanna be here, is he being held hostage?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's a researcher, he only cares about the process, not the product. Poojeets are forcing him into a difficult position.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Gemini
    >Gemini 1.5
    >Gemini 1.5 Pro
    >Gemini 1.5 Flash
    I am going to kill whoever is naming things at big companies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >1.51 comes out
      >everything needs rebranding again
      They're so fricking stupid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      1.5 Flash advanced pro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Gemini 1.5 2.0

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    astra is better name than gpt-4o

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      stop avatar gayging gay israelite

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Okay Google, generate dozens of forgettable, meaningless words for our product names
      GPT is easy to remember and the version numbers clearly signal improvements. Wrapping up all this bullshit into a single product, even if just for the sake of marketing is such a better move. I don't want to get acquainted with 69 new "groundbreaking" google apps just to feel the magic and do nothing productive.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Project ASSTRA

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ASTRA :OO

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he expect people to clap for a name with no details yet?

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's him

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit gpt-4 tier agents

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of doing this in front of a crowd? Why not just do a produced video like Nintendo Direct?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you must waste your time watching a livestream, you will NOT read a summary of it after

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Asstroony

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pre recorded
    It's over

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OPENAI FRICKING LOST

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Making a model that can speak at conversational speed is difficult
    Sam Altman's sides have been spotted orbiting the moon.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Google Demis just mogged OAI yet again

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >more gimmicky shit nobody does in real life aside from a party trick for youtube

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord even the prerecorded demo is shit wtf is that voice

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the open ai voie makes me want to impregnate it more though

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Google glass is back

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >gemini
    >astra
    why does google give their stuff generic names?

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >STILL no actual use-case

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >is this a man or a woman?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet, it can doxx people

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a novel gimmick

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    impressive but fake

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lol direct copy of yesterday's chatgpt-o presentation only worse

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DOXXED

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    omg the glasses are back !!

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get what was the point of this.

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GOOGLE GLASS IS BACK

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    red apple

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fool me once

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's over. Sama lost.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >its real this time guys
    why should we trust them?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it would be securities fraud if it wasn't and they would get sued to the ground. This is clearly a response to them fumbling their last Gemini presentation.

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    stock popped when Demis hit the stage

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The video processing thing was cool

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this thing hardly sounds like it wants to frick me at all

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    okay but can it suck my wiener?

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If this is REAL, then i don't see google stocks dropping like crazy. If this is fake like last time, then people will lose so much long term faith in them.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we can now track you all day with glasses
    wow thanks

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    POV PORN BROS WW@
    WHERE WERE YOU WHEN GOOGLE GLASSES IS BACK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >actual working generative music and video production
      lmfao, yeah, it's completely for OAI. pack it up bozos. Google is gonna eat your cake and then take a shit on your table too.

      RIGHT HERE BROTHA, MY homie WE WOULD BE ABLE TO HOOK IT UP TO OUR OWN LOCAL LLMs AND FINALLY ACHIEVE AGI

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BS demo with superposed audio

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ick on eck

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    'eck on stage

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good ol Doug

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sama delivered 4o yesterday
    >this (not even a better model) will be available later
    lmao

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ECK ON ICK

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Doug ECK—

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its over
    Sama won

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    'oug on eck

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    doug on the 'eck

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just got here what did i miss?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      some good music

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >image gen
    LOL

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it can generate mayo monkeys
    Blackbros...its over

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    but can it make dicky

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    'oug on 'eck

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FRICK would I use an image generator that can't make goth femboys?

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    boring zzzz

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yay more AI slop media! Wahooo!

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who uses Vertex AI? Wtf is ImageFX? Why the frick does Google have a billion product names and product surfaces?

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ARTISTS BTFO HAHAHAHAH

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AYO WUSSUP homie

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >THE AI MUSIC AI TOOL MAYNE
    >SPRRRRRAT OUT

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ABBA MENTIONED

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    😮 cool black guy!

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shakira Shakira

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >homie jams
    I will now pause.

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AYO homie THATS CRAAZYY SHIEEET

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    now you can make ai slop audio from google, but censored!

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    we wuz ai an sheit

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    go white boy go

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HES BACK

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo, bongos?

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    israelite gloop

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHIEET!

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is google trying to compete with literally everyone in the AI space when they can't even be the best at one thing

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    honestly these musicians are brave as hell for being a part of this AI shill campaign considering the massive hate-boner a lot of people have for AI in the arts.

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SPRRRRAT

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    blackbros, why are the spawns of yakub doing ai shit this?

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How much pandering to homie music that are only samples (copying) from other people are they going to do?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      black music is the most friendly to ignoring copyright (sampling)
      it makes sense to set up camp in friendly territory

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit this is so unbelievably cool! I love shitty fake sounding music! LET'S GO!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. malding broke musician

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    progress in genital video?

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WORSE THAN SORA

    SELL
    SELL
    SELL

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >LOOK LOOK LOOK GENERATIVE MEDIA

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >experimental tool
    To be axed in 10 months?

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this looks fricking terrible compared to Sora

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, it looks only slighty worse

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    okay but sora is cooler THOUGH

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whats wrong google? let us see it fullscreen

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be great if they showed the video on our screen instead of filming the screen showing the demo

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shorted google

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick are all these names
    never heard of any of them until now

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bro what the frick are these names. why has the tech industry gone full moron when it comes to naming things recently.

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wow! we can make censored ai video slop

  147. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF

  148. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit, they actually got someone somewhat famous

  149. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >donald glover
    >amazing filmmaker
    Excuse me?

  150. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE DON IS BACK

  151. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >another kang

  152. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wow black nigguh making movie with ai

  153. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wow they got that one black guy

  154. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >a car driving towards a building? impossible!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >generate me a video of 2 commercial flights hitting the tallest buildings in New York in 2001, taking down various faraway buildings like the WTC 7

  155. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    aight google lemme see a video of sum white b***hes... mmm yeaaaa

  156. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SEEEEEEEEEEEX

  157. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >unedited raw output

  158. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the videos are impressive though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No they're not. Sora eats Veo for lunch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They barely showed anything. Most of it was barely moving slow motion

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Best thing theyve shown, assuming it doesnt get memoryholed like Sora. But if Sora does release it'd probably btfo Veo

  159. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SOON!

  160. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that Apple has been streaming to youtube in 4K for years but Google still doesn't?

  161. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >to selected artists
    so the creative get creativer?
    this is not just. eat the artist

  162. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >AGI 2 more years

  163. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is all cool to look at, but how does it benefit me, the consumer?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't. So far the only cool genuinely useful product to come from all this is GPT-4o.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Sam

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hi.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bingo

  164. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jack of all trades, master of none.

  165. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sirch

  166. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Openai kind of kicked Google in the balls.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      many such cases, openai literally just makes SOTA and sits on it until competitors are about to release something so they can shit on their announcements

  167. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >google hardware

  168. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >google is built for LLM
    absolutely built

  169. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Available to certain creators in the next weeks
    Putting some pressure on OpenAI to release SORA to mog them.

  170. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is TPU a made up by google?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Tensor Processing Unit has been a thing for ages.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, they're basically ASICs. But they've built 2 versions - one for their smartphones, and one for their enterprise/servers. With their infrastructure though, it's possible for

      what the frick did Google announce today?

      a bunch of 'prototypes', a competitor to Perplexity, Google Glass is back, new TPU.

  171. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its really telling that Google expects people to clap when they announce the name rather than the capabilities

  172. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    does this mean their smartphone chips wont be utter dogshit any more?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      be real, Samsung is still manufacturing these

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In 2025 they will finally dump Samtrash.

  173. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pumping nvidia stock

  174. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >incoming new generation of Google TPU
    >complete control over infrastructure
    >another new ARM-based CPU
    >a deal with Nvidia to offer blackwell GPU
    lmao, they're really gunning for $200 strike price for their stocks on this week huh.

  175. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we have better server chips we don't sell
    who gives a frick

  176. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no one gives a shit about liquid cooling

  177. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >w-we do liquid cooling guys

  178. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >AI HYPERCOMPUTER
    >TERAFLOOPS OF COMPUTE
    >FIBER
    >CLOUD

  179. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wow very impressive! I will now invest in Google!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      thank you sir

  180. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You better be fricking clapping!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Please clap!

  181. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >llms are ai
    >diffusion models are ai
    >ai ai ai ai

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      gotta get that investor money bro

  182. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nvidia just wins no matter the outcome. Crazy to think about.

  183. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Search sucks though

  184. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > search with your woice

  185. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SIR PLEASE REDEEM THE SHOES

  186. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we have data centers, pls clap

  187. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sundar actually thinks talking about liquid cooling will make stock prices go up

  188. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >search is Google's competitive advantage in AI

  189. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'll stick with yandex

  190. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how long until OpenAI make their own OS so we don't have to use dogshit Android any more?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      already started when they pushed their app. people wont need browsers anymore.

  191. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he talking about surge? What surge?

  192. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't oai trying to make a search engine too

  193. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did anything actually get announced today?

  194. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There are no more American tech companies. The Indians have scammed us out of our entire economy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OpenAI is a glimpse of the magic that American technology could achieve without forced diversity. Google is a representation of what actually happened. We'd be colonizing Mars by now already

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Arthur C Clark (the great sci fi predooctor) thought we'd have colonized space by now.
        He also thought Africans weren't low IQ because of genetics but just because they hadn't been taught English or whatever. So that's why that's pretty much the only thing he's gotten wrong.

  195. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    liz is built for BBC

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      look at those naughty exposed ankles

  196. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does she look israeli

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Google is a israeli company, always was.

  197. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why doed she speak like she has dick in her mouth?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >teh powa of shemini

  198. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why don't these rich people get their teeth fixed?

  199. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NEVER use google search.
    Duckduckgo, or Searx, or ?
    ANY thing is better then google.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I use Bing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Brave is based

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Brave also has a way better search API with reasonable pricing. At this point you can probably build your own search engine with generative results thats better than google and private

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I meant Anything aside from Russian/foreign spyware.

      I think I'll stick with yandex

      Like yandex

      I use Bing.

      I'll accept that... IF you turn off the search history...You do that right?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll accept that... IF you turn off the search history...You do that right?
        idgaf bruv

  200. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when something interesting happens.

  201. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick did Google announce today?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its a cry for help

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that they lost against openai

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kneeling to OAI

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dumber model*

      *will be available later this year

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they're going to make Google search even shittier than it already is

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick did Google announce today?

        this just looks like a normal search to me

        Blatantly more excuse for "SPONSORED LOCATIONS" to top the results.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Trying to shove AI searching into fricking Google maps with the most infuriating change they've ever made. They aren't forcing us to use it but the fact that mother fricking GOOGLE MAPS has it now shows how desperate they are to swindle investors out of more money

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Over 25% of most shareholders in these companies are passive 401k investors who don't even know what there money is in. I used to be a big 401k fan but the fund managers have been extremely moronic lately and I'm starting to have doubts.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I mean you guys tend to be glass licking chocolate diets that just throw money at shit and don't look into it. You know better than gamblers so of course they're not going to tell you the full story.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dragon dildos and Black folk on skis

  202. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You've been getting into Yogan Pelati? What?

  203. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this ai shit is inferior and also gay and boring. honestly just show the vr shit already

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Best for last

  204. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this just looks like a normal search to me

  205. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "all this from a single search"
    that you concatenated with two additional components

  206. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Gemini, I need to take a shit, what do I do?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pull down pants, sit on the toilet and push.

  207. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so much talking, not enough showing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. I'm lost on what the product even is

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You dumb frick! The product here is (You). Your data that they sell.

  208. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >research that would have taken you minutes... can now take minutes!

  209. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/p53gvv.jpg

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      am i gay? this shit doesn't even give my a boner any more

      Sorry I meant Anything aside from Russian/foreign spyware.
      [...]
      Like yandex
      [...]
      I'll accept that... IF you turn off the search history...You do that right?

      >storing cookies

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >am i gay? this shit doesn't even give my a boner any more
        no you just arent 15 any more

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's because you know there's no story with it, it just dropped out of the ether.
        Even with Anime/drawn porn there's some story at least in the author's mind.

  210. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >searching the web used to work perfectly for years
    >after the normification it became terrible, infested with ads and sponsored results
    >use AI to "fix" it
    the tech industry is now just solving problems they themselves caused.

  211. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Humm boring…

  212. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is the most boring and uncharismatic b***h i stopped paying attention

  213. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHA good one!

  214. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >joke
    >no laughter
    this is so fricking akward

  215. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The AI generated laugh track is impressive

  216. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

  217. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This lady is showing an awful lot of ankle, if you know what I mean

  218. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone reproduced Tay yet?

  219. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone talk about their 'kids'?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  220. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she dress like jotaro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the second jojo reference, the first is the audience have had the world activated on them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  221. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHE SAID COOKING! AS A ZOOMER I CAN RELATE!

  222. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want an AI to search things for me, I want the search engine to fricking work.

  223. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i wonna cum in between her teeth

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be more impressive if you manage to hit any of her teeth

  224. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing that looks useful is agents

  225. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same

  226. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the new generation of SEO that includes obnoxious AI jailbreaks to force models to prioritize their results

  227. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Google invented lmgtfy

  228. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lady, can we get a move on please?

  229. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ugly asiatic

  230. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    finally we can search porn webms

  231. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  232. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    do any white males work in tech any more?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We're behind the scenes writing layer upon layer of crap CICD code.
      I swear that's some kind of dumb pathological thing in the minds of most Whites. It's the worst thing that's happened to programming since javascript package management.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      white men chose this path when they decided coding is for beta males in middle school

  233. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man, baby.

  234. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >double denim

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  235. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    don't

  236. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dayum, Rose be built like THAT?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >white husband
      Every single time!!!!!!!!

  237. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing that might be of some use

  238. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they couldnt find a hotter asian?

  239. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know the model... b***h it is written on the turntable.

  240. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    poor shovelface asiatic

  241. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick Google is out of touch

  242. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Audio Technica bros they're laughing at us...

  243. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    those bold boxes at the top of google's results have literally never actually answered my question before.

  244. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >here's a wall of text that's supposed to be better than your current search!
    >this is very helpful
    >literally looks like another SEO'd ai article

    HAHAHAHA

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      At this point one of us could write a better search engine than Google.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The hardworking crawler little bot is still working away...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You could seed it with commoncrawl.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That’s the goal. All content will be google SEO slop. Forever.

  245. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >jeet in front is falling asleep

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know it smell crazy in there

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His smile and optimism: Gone

  246. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit thats a lot of blacks in the audience eh?

  247. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Google has the worst presentation style of all big tech companies. I think i understood more from the Nvidia event than this

  248. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    someone make a new thread

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      we're on page 2, dingus

  249. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can the tooth decay goblin leave already?

  250. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because you come as the default dumb frick

  251. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    'jak him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is Anthony Fantano starting an IA death cult?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >IA
        mexican

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
  252. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so how much did they pay for these kangs and kweens to show up? I bet you these frickers don't even know half the terminology they just heard on stage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they all so close to the camera?

  253. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Uhu that feel when waiting for the class to end, watching the clock tick tok tick tok slowly

  254. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is google obsessed with black culture

  255. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >aparna pappu

  256. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just joined, what did I miss?
    How many times did you guys ding the bell?

  257. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  258. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    go back to /qa/, oh wait! KEEEEEEEEEEEK

  259. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anime board. Anime website.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah goyim reject your roots, that has been working so well lately for you in the west

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah goyim tr/a/ime is good for you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah goyim tr/a/ime is good for you

        nta but cope froggie

        [...]
        go back to /qa/, oh wait! KEEEEEEEEEEEK

  260. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Later this year
    >Later this year
    >Later this year
    >No new model
    Lame as frick.

  261. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    India? NO WAAAAAYY!!!!!!?!!?

  262. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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