Google I/O

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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lets see what they'll be announcing that will never be released or killed off a year later

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frick google. Kill google. Cheer the death of Google.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Google can be saved, but it must be thoroughly cleansed of Indian executives, top to bottom. Then it'll need a few more years to reverse the course that they set, and heal the stinky culture that festered.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Time is running out for that. The developers who could save the industry are all nearing retirement age.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >a few more years
        that's forever in tech. it will die before any reform can even be done.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >AND THEN HE CAME OUT OF THE CUP
    PFFF HAHAHAHA

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when Google had balls and flew in while skydiving? Now they have this cringe weirdo.

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    sam hyde kosher edition

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    GOOOOOGLE
    GOOOOOOGLE
    GOOOOGLE
    GOOOOOOOGLE
    :OOOOOOO

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm black btw.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He won

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AI
    >AI, AI
    >GEN AI
    >BLAH BLAH BLAH AI AI BLAH BLAH BLAH

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't realize that GPT-4o was shown off literally the day before Google I/O was supposed to start, but now everything makes sense. They were trying to completely deflate Poogle, they won't have anything comparable to show, and being only the day before they have zero chance to react to it. It was brilliant tactical move, and Poochai is sweating bullets now. They're going to do what they rehearsed and talk 95% about AI that sucks donkey wiener compared to what was shown yesterday and is fresh on everyone's minds. Not that Gemini is any good compared to anything else anyways.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Google needs to hire 1,000 cis straight white male developers to work the backlog of 500,000 improperly closed issues in Android.

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    the frick am i watching

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is this cringe? Start the fricking presentation already.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    You can't convince me that this guy isn't Anthony Fantano

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    please stop the cringe AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    not only am I awake, now my head hurts

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    is it googoogaga or goolag?

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like the first beat i made in FL Studio ngl

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    KINOOOO

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >empty seats
    grim

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    this is worthy of a cringe compilation, like those brony con ones. I'm sorry for that hype guy you're just doing your job.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK AM I WATCHING

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >It was AI

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >go take a shit
    >this moron is still DJing
    holy shit someone kill him

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is this shit? Gay music?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds like the first beat i made in FL Studio ngl

      allegedly the music was made by AI so you're not far off the mark

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I just got here, what the frick is going on.

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >AI AI AI AI AI AI
    microjeet lost, openAI won

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >music
    suno already exists?

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    bulti gazillion mega trillion dollars company BTW

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >a white man
    I'm already surprised

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    is he /ourguy/?

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever invented this button, deserves a statue in every city in the planet

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Unmute stream
    >Groan loadly and cringe
    >Mute stream
    >Wait a couple seconds
    >"Maybe it got better"
    >Repeat

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >THE MACHINE IS IN CONTROL NOW

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like shit

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit this is bad, this is worse than the first version of suno, and absolutely nowhere near the level of udio.

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    holy grim.........................................................

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    A meme was born

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      hes still going................

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Apple at least has some self respect

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          apple is more evil but will not make a fool of themselves

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Apple is more evil than Google
            Nice joke. At least Apple doesn't share your data and keeps it solely for themselves, something that has gotten it targeted by the US government. Google treats your data like a prostitute and sells it to anyone and everyone that has a dime.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      MUSICFX DJ IS GREAT INSHALLAH

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    hahahaha what the frick is this. please kill it right now. so cringie.

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY pajeet!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >microjeet
      hahaha

      Indian racial nepotism on full blast. They don't even try to fricking hide it.

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >microjeet
    hahaha

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    they were desperate for attention weren't they

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    OH NONONNONONONONONONONONON

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it's not working
    >it sounds like shit
    kek

  43. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    lmao at the sign translator

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      trying her best come on

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wayyy better than the main stream. At least she's trying her best.

  44. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Um any moron with Adobe audition and audacity can do this. Why do we need AI again?

  45. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of troony thought that this was a good idea?

  46. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Google in charge of making prime cringekino.

  47. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    God I hope Google with their lefty woke shit dies after literally every other competent AI company stomps them and their search business becomes obsolete. Google shouldn't hold so much power in the world of AI where they can freely indoctrinate every young stupid mind that will believe anything their propaganda feeding AI tells them.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      fat chance

  48. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >the same 3-seconds shitty beat has been repeating for more than a minutes
    all incompetent people.
    this company is going bankrupt soon.

  49. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    just got home from work
    LET'S FRICKING GO BROS!!

  50. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    AI?

  51. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i'm wheezing from the cringe

  52. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like this guy, saw a video of him making a nice wake up alarm

  53. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Google really is trying to do everything that others already do better and end up with a bunch of mediocre shit

  54. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S SINGING

  55. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >INSHALLAAAAAAA

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >HELAAYYYYYYY HALALALAA. HAHAHHAHAHAHA
      Grim.

  56. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    DANCE WHITE BOY DANCE
    DANCE WHITE BOY DANCE
    DANCE WHITE BOY DANCE
    DANCE WHITE BOY DANCE
    DANCE WHITE BOY DANCE
    DANCE WHITE BOY DANCE

  57. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick

  58. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Tf?

  59. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick

  60. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    cnet streaming it and the woman is seething about ChatGPT voice chat is filthy lol.

  61. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i am glad we have some indication that ai music isn't taking over any time soon

  62. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    so bad, they really fricked up.

  63. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    So far the google I/O is like watching a 70 year old balding wrinkly guy say things like
    >Yoh that's the bomb diggity bro
    And wearing some hot topic chain loose parachute chain pants with too many pockets and holes in it.
    >This is the shixnit, yah know what I'm spittin?

    Please kill me so I can't watch this google event shit anymore...

  64. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Google…I…

  65. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how much engineering effort went into building the tools to enable ... this.

  66. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Shoot some ropes at you
    IS ANTHONY FANTANO FRICKING SERIOUS HAHAHAA

  67. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    anthony rocktano heyaying the place

  68. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    AND NOW HE IS SHOOTING TSHIRTS HAHAHA

  69. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick

  70. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >We're gonna shoot some ropes at you.
    Yes Daddy Google.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >robes

  71. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    w-what? shoot ropes?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      mte

  72. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: They could have chosen not to live stream this, but they did

  73. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is like Hitler giving speech except the masses are not interested.

  74. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >video comments disabled
    >STREAM comments disabled
    It's like they know they're fricking homosexuals.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      every company now disables comments because they can only serve to hurt them

  75. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    oh thank god its over

  76. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Look at his knuckles

    BLEEEED FOR GOOOGLEEEE

  77. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The only way this could've redeemed itself was if it was a real bazooka and destroyed the stage, ending the stream.

  78. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick did I just watch

  79. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >entirely unscripted
    we could tell

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      If it's this bad scripted, unscripted would be insanity.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah it can, uh... make pictures? and text. it'll help you code. and it makes music. look at how many industries we're disrupting!
        >crashes
        >only 40 USD a month!

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >watch while I ask it how many fingers i'm holding, haha wow!

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >you can now erase this cloud from your photo

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            But can I erase my photo from the cloud?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Noa is too smug for her own good.

  80. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    TOO EARLY BACK TO BACK TOO EARLY BACK TO BACK TOO EARLY BACK TO BACK

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      kinoooooooooooooo

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ya I think they were showing it off too early

  81. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    just an opening show right? the real thing is going to start at any time right?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      That was it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I heard there were supposed to be software and hardware updates...
      Instead we get some kid's entertainment show,

      Like when you invite clowns to sing and dance at a 40 year olds birthday, just sad. We are not children...

      Surely there is more?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I laughed pretty hard though
        Also cringed a bit
        Shed a tear even

  82. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Don't give a shit about the music stuff, but I'm enjoying this random lady and her sign language/jamming from the description's linked ASL stream.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit I'm not alone. This woman was better entertainment than whatever the frick that music performance was.

  83. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rust bros. Crab lost. Game over

  84. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the google pajeets are gonna get drunk at the google party in Hawaii and frick eachother tonight?

  85. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    that's it i'm giving tim asiatic my money frick googdroid

  86. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it was an ad product for DJs after all
    weaponized cringe
    never mind that DJs will never be real musicians

  87. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    gendino is busy baka

  88. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    another amazing google io, see you next year

  89. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    is it over or not?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's over

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's not over moron it starts at 10am. the scroller at the bottom literally says "The show will start shortly."

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I heard there were supposed to be software and hardware updates...
      Instead we get some kid's entertainment show,

      Like when you invite clowns to sing and dance at a 40 year olds birthday, just sad. We are not children...

      Surely there is more?

      >Welcome to Google I/O. The show will start shortly.

  90. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    beautiful pixel art thanks ai

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >crashes
      WDTMBT?

  91. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What THE FRICK is the DELAY here GOOGLE?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      CEO had to do the needful

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ClosedAI fricked them in the ass last night. They're thinking damage control.

  92. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    though crowd.

  93. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    wheres my favorite pajeet mr sundar

  94. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who wants to bet they are going to act nervous and stunned because GPT-4o hit them from left field and they have nothing to show that will be cooler (or even work right)?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Some google twittergay posted a small video on twitter yesterday and they have the same functionality already

  95. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  96. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    xudyalo

  97. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I miss winamp visualization so much bros

  98. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Started at 113k viewers, and now 40k. Everyone thinks it's over and has gone to do something else.

  99. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    we are literally so back

  100. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  101. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s go!

  102. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why do these corpos make me watch a frickin livestream, just pay an indian to make a medium article

  103. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    yes the classic ai gen image to carpenter pipeline

  104. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    dont care about ai cringe, show me the xr goods

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >opposed to "ai cringe"
      >xr fanatic

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >fanatic
        says who, ai gay?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          believe me i am no ai gay

  105. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >still trying to push circle to search when it's literally google assistant/google lens
    Why are customers slurping this up with no reviewers mentioning it's literally been there for years

  106. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ai generated eggs when?

  107. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >open gemini models released

  108. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Soulless intro

  109. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Google sama will deliver

  110. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hello sars

  111. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >It wasn't all just for him, or for her, or even for xer

    Google is fricked. Why would they include this woke nonsense in their intro

  112. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    no toilet on stage

  113. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    King pajeet

  114. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SIR

  115. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sir is here

  116. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sirs

  117. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pajeet King is here.

  118. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Based Google.
    >Him and Her
    There are only 2 genders. We're so fricking back.
    Google is healing.

  119. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >good morning sir

  120. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    king jeet has taken the stage

  121. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish this was just a brown woman talking to a bunch of Google employees and a camera rolling.

  122. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sir

  123. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SAAAR

  124. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >"millions more are joining virtually"
    >66k viewers
    hmm

  125. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't pajeets lose their fricking accent even after years of being in US/UK and talking with shareholders? Genuine question

  126. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    hello

  127. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Jiminera?

  128. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SAAR

  129. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    OKAY GOOGLE
    OOOKAY GOOGLE
    OK GOOGLE

  130. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SAAAR

  131. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    good morning saars

  132. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

  133. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can't google hire him a speech coach to iron out that pajeet accent?

  134. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I BLOODY LOVE AI SIRS

  135. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    as a IoT gay, if they don't announce proper AI functionality / replacement for Google Assistant and Google Home devices I'm going to be insane

    just fricking replace it with a voiced Gemini already

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      almost certainly how it's going to go. same with siri soon

  136. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Sens den dey give us da AI dat make big content

    Why is he talking like this

  137. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    advanced toilet model

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Sens den dey give us da AI dat make big content

      Why is he talking like this

      as a IoT gay, if they don't announce proper AI functionality / replacement for Google Assistant and Google Home devices I'm going to be insane

      just fricking replace it with a voiced Gemini already

      I BLOODY LOVE AI SIRS

      Can't google hire him a speech coach to iron out that pajeet accent?

      DO NOT MAKE FUN BENCHODS!!!!! WORLD POWER 2023

  138. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    BLOODY BASTARD

  139. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    If Google doesn't demo something as good as Sora, they lose by default.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They have an ESL barely mumbling his way through an English script. They already lost. OpenAI had people that could speak clearly

  140. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good Morning sirs

  141. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO NO
    https://twitter.com/JVPBayArea/status/1790420357465403433

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      wait until the protesters get their hands on GEMINI, imagine the innovation and creativity they will unleash

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >third protest where some random wheelchair homie is just zooming around and being ignored because no one wants to be the guy that tackled a cripple

      Why have they not realized they should just be bringing wheelchairs for everyone at these protests? They would roll over the security guards with ease

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        What happens when they put up a small fence across the accessibility ramp?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          They launch full throttle at it. Ramming speed, baby

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            You know what? You've sold me.

  142. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU CAN INTERACT WITH THE AI THROUGH AN APP

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >kym filename

  143. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >showing examples
    You need to show a gpt-4o killer saar

  144. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >1 mil in three months
    for the biggest tech company in the world thats kinda pathetic

  145. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    introducing the new large loo model, pee pee poo ultra

  146. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SOON

  147. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >we are integrating gemini with google search

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's bloody fake madderchod

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit filename

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        we all use it bro stop pretending.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >we all use it bro stop pretending.

  148. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    > Soon™

  149. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    realistically how could you work at google and sit through this slop and feel proud?
    dismal, bleak

  150. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >gen ai summary for every google search now
    did anyone even ask for this

  151. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    GEMINI INTEGRATION IN GOOGLE PHOTOS

  152. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get Demis on stage already ffs.

  153. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    who kind of moron does not know his own license plate

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Law enforcement.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      what*
      I swear Im not a pajeet

  154. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Was the Booker T???

  155. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is so fricking booooriiiiiiinnnnggggg.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >HEEE BEDEBEDEBEDEBEDEBEDE
      What does he mean by this?

  156. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >6 billion photos a day of data
    still mogged by openai and sama

  157. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    semantic search / queries over photos is pretty nice tbh

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      BUY AN AD

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      hey dude, theres already a way to put photos in time order
      its called metadata

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        not even close to the same thing and you know it

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          yeah cuz using an AI to sort photos in time order is so much easier and more efficient than justing sorting by date

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      My filepicker can do that

  158. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    this is interesting but also shows that google can understand every moment in your life that get auto-uploaded there in rich detail which is very very creepy

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      What have you got to hide anon?

  159. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who even uses google photos

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      6 billion photos/day worth of people, evidently

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      no one willingly. they steal your photos

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's free, it's already on your phone.

      Why wouldn't you use it for a quick easy backup for your photos in case a Black steals your phone?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >infinite context
        what you think they're gonna do with that power

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        My phone has a built in photos app that works better

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          what did you just say you little shit? how many context token does your shitty app have? less than 2M i bet right?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        because i dont want google to know every intimate detail of my life? they literally scan every photo in the cloud

  160. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    incels like myself never take photos, useless

  161. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Google photos still think my pictures of figurines are real people, frick right off lmao

  162. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >forgetting your own licence plate number
    Are Americans really this fricking moronic? I thought they were the smartest people on earth with how developed their country is.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick memorizes their tag number? I just take a picture of it and look it up later

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        If you commute to the Big City every day to your fav coffee spot or coworking space you need to know your license plate when paying for parking. If you do this literally twice and attempt to recall your plate from memory you will never forget it for the rest of your life.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >he isn't using an app to pay for parking
          Sir the future is now

  163. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    multimorality sirs

  164. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Another sar

  165. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't this homie blink? Reptilian c**t

  166. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >you can search for your licence plate now
    ahhhh, thank you?

  167. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >million token million token million token million token million token million token
    It's like they have nothing else to show. Jesus frick.

  168. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Negative charisma.

  169. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Google: When not being evil is just too much to ask!

  170. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >"its not for him, its for everyone"
    in case you forgot about white supremacy and the patriarcy, during this ai developer conference

  171. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    CODERS BTFO

  172. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    them just talking about big context window is not promising

  173. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    And...somehow...it nailed it

  174. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They should have cancelled their event after OpenAI did theirs yesterday tbh

  175. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The music guy was better, i KNEEL

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off homosexual. You said it was cringe.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        That's why i kneel for him

  176. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >gemini, which of the world's oceans has the highest fecal mass concentration
    >frick you bloody bastard india superpower 2030

  177. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    > stuff only works with english images and videos
    lol

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      the only language that matters

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Debunked

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it can do le book name/author trick on my shelf of doujins/artbooks/weeb shite.

  178. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    "give it such a vast understanding of who you are" uhhhhh no thanks

  179. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    that jeet accent, when they say dvlopers

  180. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SAAR PLEASE USE THE GEMINI 1.5

    >i cant answer that question i am just a language model

    I DIDNT EVEN ASK YOU YET

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah basically this is why we stopped using it at work. Only advantage away ability to connect to the web.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        its so fricking bad, how does it get triggered by literally every topic? some woke ass shit AI

  181. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >1.5 Pro
    What the frick even is this iteration numbering

  182. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    did he just say bloodies

  183. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    SAR U WILL CLAP AND CHER OR U I WILL GET FIRE FROM JOB OK ???

  184. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    even more tokens you don't need wowie

  185. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all these people fricked up in some way

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      they're all rust developers

  186. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >deWelopers

  187. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    oh jesus even more context window. just what i wanted ...

  188. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >2M tokens
    2M tokens
    >2M tokens
    2M tokens
    >2M tokens
    2M tokens
    >2M tokens
    2M tokens
    >2M tokens
    2M tokens
    >2M tokens
    2M tokens
    WOW!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wowwwy wow WAOW!!!!
      Now writing my GoT fanfic will be so much easier!
      This is so underwhelming when you know it won’t do shit because it’s loboto

  189. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >2 million must tokenize

  190. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit has accent just breaks down when he says entirely

  191. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    was that ACTUALLY anthony gaytano or am i tripping?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's just someone that looks really similar. Was fooled too and looked it up. His name is Marc Rebillet, apparently

  192. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    almost 200 cheescake factory menus!!!!!!

  193. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >more tokens because we have nothing else to offer
    amazing

  194. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Google assistant was EIGHT (8) years ago.

    Gemini still SUCKS compared to 8 year old assistant.

    Gemini is basically a shitty worse version of assistant, assistant LIGHT.
    Or DIET Assistant.

    Honestly Without some big updates, which are NOT out now.
    It's a JOKE, Gemini is a JOKE.

    Please stop google, don't tell me about your failed shit, until you fix it.

    (skip to the end, Assistant BEATS Gemini.)
    That's from 2 months ago.

  195. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://github.com/google/agi
    it's over

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >google made agi 6 years ago
      NO WAY

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        They literally hid it in plain site and no one caught wind. Google are more slick than James Bond

  196. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    AI spying on your kids is actually Orwellian WTF

  197. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >barrents group looking for wallenteers

  198. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why are they clapping. WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING

  199. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    hahahaah the crowd doesn't even care

  200. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    do the needful josh

  201. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit it's Josh

  202. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    That guy gay as hell

  203. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    altman won

  204. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    okay I haven't even watched the gpt-4o demo but even the screenshots mog this shit

  205. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it'll do homework for kids
    thanks, i guess?

  206. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    even gpt-4o speaks better than that jeet

  207. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    view count sinking
    OAI won

  208. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Google already has your data, you already lost

  209. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    So Josh rapes his son jimmy right?

  210. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  211. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    wait whaat

  212. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off.

  213. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    gpt-4o but worse
    k

  214. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    2 million tokens is enough to replace most developers with current reasoning level
    (face it, most developers write CRUD shit and boilerplate) but inference is still too expensive.
    Who cares about 2 million tokens if it costs 100$ for a single request? At 0.1$ per million tokens maybe we can start seeing some progress

  215. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    That voice got me hard.
    That RUMBLE.

  216. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance of Pixel 9 news?

  217. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >that delay.

  218. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit now we're getting somewhere

  219. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Podcasting is dead

  220. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >"hey google, use a basketball example"
    >black guy voice

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I would prefer a cool black guy voice over this annoying Redditor woman voice

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual.

  221. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Google really fricking lost the AI race...
    It's more over than it has ever been...

  222. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do not redeem more than 2,000,000 tokens please sir

  223. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I was a lonely nerd kid so my dream became to develop an AI to be my friend

  224. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Build AI Responsibly
    We know what that means. It’s why your chatbot is a glorified search algorithm with 2M context for what exactly we do not know.

  225. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    they still smell like closedai piss, after yesterday's golden shower

  226. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Flash
    Great name.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's to represent how fast it'll be outdated.

  227. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of screen they use for the presentation?

  228. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    oh yay a constant stream of my visual feed to ai!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      A boring dystopia.

  229. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how gemini flash, astra, pro, imagine 3, and all the other ai they show are not only SEPARATE (should be combined, freaking IDIOTS), but also SUBSCRIPTION/PAYED FOR by you, and NOT free/for pubic. (for developers mostly)

      SO we are talking about nothing again.

      Does anyone feel their time is wasted so far?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It’s all shit that others are doing already. The Google glass crap is a non starter, only for sillycon valley robots.

  230. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    That's kinda cool

  231. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want her glasses.

  232. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      what, cia agents deserve to feel safe too. are you some bigot?

  233. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >David Ick
    Google is done for.

  234. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ick on Eck?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Eck on deck.

  235. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    HYPE MAN IS BACK

  236. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ

  237. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >helping talentless Black folk to make more music

  238. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    oh answer to sora cool

  239. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Google is cucking themselves the more they show

  240. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How can Google frick things up this hard??? They have the compute. They have the data. They have everything, yet they frick it up

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      culture issue

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Is it because he's an indian? He just had to shit the bed and shit all over google?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          pajeet memes aside, there's a reason he's their leader now
          the entire company needs chemo and get rid of the bad apples otherwise they will die

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >liquid cooling is part of the keynote
      Does this help you understand the competency crisis at Google?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happens when you inherit success; you lack the understanding of where the success came from so invariably wind up fricking everything up with hubris because in the corporate world you need to look busy at all times.

  241. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They should focus on making an "AI" that's incredible at optimising code and sell it to the LLM morons. Remember, when everyone's digging for gold, sell shovels.

  242. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >boss b***h is gonna tell you about Google search
    Every feature so far has been basically a Google search either by audio or prompt request or a visual search.

  243. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I could jump ahead to skip all this boring shit

  244. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    that's a man?! right?

  245. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever makes these trailers for google has the worst music taste

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Its Google, what do you expect?

  246. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ok so I was in a meeting what bullshit did I miss since the event started?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ask ai for a summary duh

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but k1rakishou needs to add an AI copilot to KurobaEx first

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      anything interesting is "coming soon", other than that you missed 1000 interesting ways to engage with your inbox

  247. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    oh ai employee. yay , glad google is doing the hard work of getting us all laid off

  248. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i've never understood these dedicated mini ai models. like should you just be able to ask all those questions to the main one....

  249. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    gem alert

  250. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's like they're taking all of the GPT wrapper shovelware YC constantly pumps out these days and wrap it into one.

  251. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    oh finally are we getting to new google assistant

  252. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    his kid is a moron why cant he do simple division

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      the same reason why sal khans son cant find a hypotenuse

  253. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes!!! YES!!!!! STUDY BUDDIES!!!! PLEASE TRAIN MY CHILDREN TO BE FUNCTIONALLY moronic WITHOUT YOUR TECHNOLOGY!!!!! PLEASE DON'T TEACH THEM ANY CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS!!! THANK YOU GOOGLE!!!

  254. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Well the anti scam stuff is pretty cool if the data locality thing is true

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      surprised they dont just stream your calls to the cloud

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        sounds expensive for the amount of value they're getting
        Signal:noise ratio for the average phone call is almost 0 for ad purposes

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          i think it could make people's conspiracy "your phone is always listening to you!" fantasies come true. imagine you're on the phone with someone talking about job hunting, a trip you're taking, etc. etc. good advertising money there

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but most phone calls are like "lmao he kept saying 'i could knock him out tho' all night why was he smoking so hard, his gf got mad he kept mentioning it all the way home"
            maybe you could advertise boxing gloves, but the amount of data and compute you need to process this utterance isn't optimal even if you speech to text on the client side

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            i think we talk ab different things on the phone lmao

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I know a lot of characters lol

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I know a lot of characters lol

            wtf? take it to reddit

  255. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Too many names google. What the frick.

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