>have 10 months to research and write a 150+ page masters thesis

>have 10 months to research and write a 150+ page masters thesis
frick my life

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean ChatGPT has a half hours work to write a 150+ page masters thesis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I say this completely sincerely, use Chatgpt to generate a manuscript then get to work editing and rewriting it so that it actually makes sense.

      Much easier than staring, dumb, at a blank page

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would you even bother on a masters thesis?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My company is paying for it, I get time off work to go to class, and hopefully it'll give me an increase in income.

      Also I might decide to get a PhD later.

      150 pages is quite a lot for a master's thesis, are you doing a master's by research? Mine will be only 15,000 words as part of a taught master's degree. Also, why are you complaining when you signed up for this and can just not do it if you want? Unless this is meant to be an inspiration for a ">X time to write Y words" meme thread.

      Yeah, by research. It's only two extra classes but my uni strongly advised against doing a master's without a thesis

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cope, seethe, dilate

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    150 pages is quite a lot for a master's thesis, are you doing a master's by research? Mine will be only 15,000 words as part of a taught master's degree. Also, why are you complaining when you signed up for this and can just not do it if you want? Unless this is meant to be an inspiration for a ">X time to write Y words" meme thread.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in uni, just undergrad, those deadlines came at you quick. The actual material was only marginally harder than high school (arts degree...) but you can't slack, if I bummed around for a couple weeks all of a sudden the courseload became unmanageable.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're telling me. I have a 150 word essay due tomorrow and I'm just absentmindedly browsing IQfy, slack-jawed, neither retaining information nor making any informative posts, no arguments or ideas of value to anyone else, just shitposting, easily writing enough to crush the 150 word requirement for my essay but the words are made up of meaningless drivel, really terrible posting, one-liners that add nothing to any thread and are generally not funny (though I have my moments). I am completely paralyzed. I am scared that I'll have nothing to turn in tomorrow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can relate, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have a quick 3 hour goon sesh and take a 40min nap. That should pick you up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have to memorize and regurgitate information
    it's cheap!
    >have to defend your right to attend an automated society
    no, money down

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have to write 15 pages a month
    I fail to see the issue here

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have one week to write and submit a research proposal

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In what discipline? Judging by the fact that you're posting on IQfy, it's something humanities. Just make a 50 page literature review describing why new research is merited and what it needs to accomplish, write 90 pages of content, and 10 pages of conclusions. Humanities are very easy to bloat the page count, because the cost of adding more depth/content to your papers is very low. It's not like a STEM thesis, where you spend 5 hours working to get results that take 5 minutes to write down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's stem

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why would it need to be 150 pages long? "attention is all you need" which is possibly the most important paper so far this century is 15 pages long.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then I'll tell you the secret to bloating page count in STEM papers. It's a bit more work than a humanities paper, but it still works: add figures and details. Graphs, tables, and diagrams all count toward page count in a thesis. If you're doing math or theory, show your work in as excruciating detail possible.
        Remember that a thesis exists to show you can do original work in a rigorous manner. Showing off the obvious would insult the reader's intelligence in a journal article, but it's perfectly fine in a thesis.

        Most undergrads can write a 12 page paper in 8 hours. You have 7200 hours for 150 pages. Stop being a baby.

        Undergrad papers are basically just glorified literature reviews, and thus completely lacking in originality. Creating truly original work and discovering new results is the next step after.

        I have to research, do a bunch of experiments, think up different experiments, etc. It's not just writing.

        Do you not have an advisor? They exist to help you with the experiments and to check your work.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a construction worker, do manual labor for a living. Used to write for a living. You complain about getting 10 months to sit inside and write 150 pages, not even a page a day, and wonder why we call it the ivory tower.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most undergrads can write a 12 page paper in 8 hours. You have 7200 hours for 150 pages. Stop being a baby.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have to research, do a bunch of experiments, think up different experiments, etc. It's not just writing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oh no i have to do things life is over
        Absolute state of broccoliheads.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what, gay? You have 10 fricking months. Stop being moronic.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    add a lot of figures and appendixes

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Research is fun if you're not incompetent

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10 months
    Lol that is so much time. I wrote my master's thesis and did the project in one semester. If it is on a topic / subject that you have studied for this long writing a thesis shouldn't be very concerning.

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