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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this just proves google's interview process is shit

    we already knew that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. so you want to sit in meetings for 3 hours a day then crank out CRUD code for one of our enterprise products? Implement an inverted red-black tree in Java 5.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To the whiteboard!!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing because it cannot pass my sophomore level SQL course

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm glad you say this because the b***h can't do even basic queries sometimes, and if i want her to troubleshoot it's a crapshoot if the feedback will be worth anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will say it helps explain concepts decently when I'm studying but yeah it's a struggle bus sometimes

        Gpt 3.5 or 4?

        4 lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gpt 3.5 or 4?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder if Big Tech realize the implications of that headline including the irony of it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2023

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But a human cant

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tell me you have no idea what you're talking about without telling me you have no idea what you're talking about
    many such cases

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big Tech is still stuck in the fantasy that there will be armies of "information workers" cranking out better and better tech from office factories. They believe the information age will be just like the industrial revolution but with code going down the assembly line instead of widgets. We just need the right "hiring process" and "development methodology" to get our teams of interchangeable cogs to stamp out the right code.

    But the truth is that work in the information age will look nothing like the industrial factories. Work will become more like it was in the medieval age: small teams of highly skilled craftsmen producing master-works. The difference is that they will then be almost instantaneously duplicated for the masses. It will take many decades for everyone to reluctantly accept this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Work will become more like it was in the medieval age: small teams of highly skilled craftsmen producing master-works. The difference is that they will then be almost instantaneously duplicated for the masses.
      This already describes many SAAS products and also indie videogames.

      Terraria is one of the bestselling videogames of all time and was made by like 1 fulltime game dev and a few assistants he hired to produce pixel art and sound.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would agree with you but the part about master works being produced and duplicated at mass scale is dubious to me. Whats to stop a team of master craftsmen from hoarding skill and raping everyone on sales price in that kind of world? Unless everyone all of a sudden starts doing things out of the goodness of their hearts, there would have to be some mass of competitors (or more likely centralized masses of competitors hoarding tech talent like horses in a stable), to keep a "relatively honest" market.

      Like the literal second that someone in these small pods gets the bright idea to start charging millions for dogshit like they're Oracle in the 90s this entire cycle would begin anew.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Whats to stop a team of master craftsmen from hoarding skill and raping everyone on sales price in that kind of world?

        That's like asking what happens if someone buys up all the factories in the world. They could charge whatever they want.

        Those craftsmen will themselves be heavily dependent on the skills of other craftsmen. Nobody can be the master of everything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing stopping them. What you're describing was in fact a feature of medieval economy, trade guilds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not with the help of LLMs though, they produce shit quality code because that's what they were trained on.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >computer programmers are engineers
    sigh

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder why the AI trained in data from the Internet is able to pass the test whose answers are literally all over the Internet.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So googles recruitment department is so dog shit that they can't discern between a human and a fricking program. I would sell my shares of them immediately upon hearing this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well here's there stock prices since that article. 95->135, bottomed out at 91, peaked at 153.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOU b***h MOTHER

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Emily Dreidelbris
    Pass

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I code for fun anyway.
    GPT can't automate the fun of coding a game for an old computer.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who's gonna use those toilets when all you have are robots?

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