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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice reminder that paying taxes is immoral

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, it's a ritual blood sacrifice

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is this gay ass shit

        Nice reminder that paying taxes is immoral

        https://i.imgur.com/hNxFfbl.png

        Here's your tax software bro

        Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          give me a caesar and I'll be glad to pay taxes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Caeser caused Rome a golden age thi that was only shit on by morons in the senate who couldn't put the old man on a treadmill and leave him to his devices

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brutus did nothing wrong. He sought independence of soul. In such a situation there is nothing wrong with sacrificing ones greatest friend even. That freedom from all, that self-tyrannical belief in one's own superiority over all is precisely why Brutus did what he did. Brutus is the key to understanding man during antiquity.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick are you talking about
            personal loyalty was always the highest virtue in the ancient world

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you think "personal loyalty" means you stupid fricking Black person? Is the only thing you know about the Ancient World screenshots of Marcus Aurelius that you say on twitter?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >masonic digits
            it means loyalty to a person, dingus, not some "freedom" bullshit that no-one cared about
            why do you think the word brute exists

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does it look like cr1tikal but fat?

      it is until you get rich with some crap, and then the irs comes knocking on your door to steal everything, i just hope they don't find anything i have in dextools

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheerleading
      >scholarship
      Is this an actual thing in muttland? You can get an actual scholarship to be a prostitute?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it's real then I'm sure it's a forced diversity thing. You know, like
        >men get scholarships to play football but there's no option for women to play football and get these scholarships, so you need to provide some avenue for women to get the same amount of sports scholarships as you give to men otherwise you're being SEXIST
        Hence the birth of the cheerleading scholarship. A little down the line, some gay complains that it's homophobic to only give cheerleading scholarships to women, and here we are.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is this gay ass shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are gay for calling people that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are gay for defending a bearded lady

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Theres nothing wrong with being a bearded lady, chudcel pissbaby

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Theres nothing wrong with being a bearded lady, chudcel pissbaby

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"You sure this will sell more of our software service?"
    >"software service?"

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw an HIV-positive dress wearing homosexual is happier and more successful than you are

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >happier
      It’s a coping mechanism. They’re dead on the inside, guaranteed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s a coping mechanism
        stop projecting, you sad incel lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's right, and I'm a sex haver

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        coping or not, it's something we'll never reach

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am getting JUSTed so fricking hard rn bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If everybody had to pay their taxes to a tax collector, in person, with cash and/or silver/gold, we would have a revolution overnight. Imagine handing over thousands in gold to a taxman every year instead of it just coming out of your digital paycheck. We used to tar and feather tax men. Now they frick us all silently with a digital hypodermic needle that we never even feel.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I owed literally 13k plus a penalty which is assessed with a literal 8% interest rate the irs charges. I hate the antichrist

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pay my annual $200 to TurboTax for my annual $0 state/federal return
    >get taxed on the payment
    awesome thanks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get taxed on the money you make
      >Get taxed on the money you spend
      >Get taxed on any land you own
      >Get taxed on any money you save (retirement accounts)
      >Get taxed when you die
      >Get taxed on the money you leave to your children
      Isn't it cool being a money pinata for psychotic israelites who want to kill your entire race?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Get taxed on any money you save (retirement accounts)
        what are roth IRAs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Something you pre-pay taxes on based on the federal reserve notes going into the account at the time of deposit
          Is this your first week on IQfy or what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed.

        Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.

        Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!

        Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

        Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.

        Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears.

        Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass.

        Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won't be done till he has no dough.

        When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore.

        Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid.

        Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...'

        When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply the inheritance tax.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used to work here, i can confirm. internal culture is quite the same as OP's photo

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My tax software is https://freefilefillableforms.com/home/default.php imagine paying money to auto fill dozens of pages blank

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual.
    They can just print money but they want you to report what you earned (which they already know) in ways so contrived that you have to buy specific software.

    They want you to pay people to help you with getting stolen from, all the while they are already stealing from you regardless.

    I hate them.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a woman

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    taxes?

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