5 HORRIFYING vagina facts you didn't know There's all kinds of neat stuff goin' on down there and most of it shouldn't be discussed. Still, I'm going to.

The first time you actually encounter a vagina in real life, it can throw you for a loop. There's all kinds of neat stuff goin' on down there and most of it shouldn't be discussed. Still, I'm going to.

The lady flower is as powerful as it is gentle. It's also as handy as a Swiss Army Knife. Let your brain soak in just a few mind-blowing facts about the female organ.

Vaginas and sharks have something in common

They can also both eat men.

In order to maintain its diverse ecosystem, the vagina needs to stay lubed up like a top-of-the-line car motor. The lubrication it produces contains a host of different ingredients, like lactic acid and water. There is even a substance called squalene, which can also be found in shark livers.

It can actually fall out!

This may sound odd, but the support structure that keeps the vagina in place can literally just fall apart, resulting in what is known as vaginal prolapse. The vagina actually begins to fall out of the body and it's as grotesque as it sounds. No worries, though – doctors can put it all back together!

Related: It Happened To Me: my sex-induced vaginal prolapse turned out to be something even worse

The vagina has the strength of a beefy toddler

The ladies are equipped to do some serious heavy lifting with their nether-regions! A Russian woman named Tatiana Kozhevnikov broke the world record when she demonstrated the sheer power possessed by her Herculean muffin: She was able to lift a staggering 31 pounds with nothing but her peach.

World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

Theoretically, her vagina could help carry in the groceries.

One humongous beav

The largest vagina ever recorded belonged to a giant woman named Anna Haining Bates. She was 7-foot-5 and weighed in at a whopping 350 pounds. That is a lot of woman with a lot of vagina.

The "Guinness Book of World Records recorded that she gave birth to a 23-pound baby with a 19-inch head.

She went into labor on January 15, 1879. Anna continued in the first stages of labor for 36 hours. Their physician, Dr. Beach, realized that the birth was not going in a normal direction and tried using forceps, but the baby's head was too large. He called another doctor who also tried using forceps. They put a strong bandage around the baby's neck to assist with the delivery. The baby was born on January 19, and survived only 11 hours. He was the largest newborn ever recorded, at 23 pounds 12 ounces and nearly 34 inches tall and each of his feet were six inches (152 mm) long.

The hoo-hoo has a tremendous range

At the 2009 Masturbate-a-Thon, a new world record was set in the female ejaculation category. The nameless contestant was able to shoot fluid 10 feet! Let's just hope her accuracy isn't as impressive – she could become the ultimate prankster.

Lusting after more genital craziness? Try 8 world records in the field of penis achievement or 7 things you didn’t know about the clitoris.

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  1. You can also get skin cancer there, although nobody talks about it. The horrifying surgery, providing you're lucky enough to have caught it in time, is called a vulvectomy. So get out a mirror once enough and know thyself!

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