How are you supposed to read this without jacking off

How are you supposed to read this without jacking off

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    e-girlta poster, you were one of the first people to illuminate me to the fact that despite the high traffic IQfy receives, each board only has about 10-20 regulars, much like your average forum site.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually insane how true this statement is. I remember lurking in one of the most popular threads in sharty (altchan known as basedjak dot p4rty) history, there was an impression of at least a couple hundred people observing and replying and so on. But then we moved to a stream on Kick, and the viewership showed no more then 70 people. This was again one of the most popular threads in history of the site, so usually it'd be about 10-20 regulars as you've said

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I try to mix things up by playing 9 different characters. For example this right now is my normal guy character. Hello!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's embarrassing to admit this but I actually do this to some extent. I use different writing styles, capitalization, British vs American English, filenames or lack thereof etc. to appear as different people when posting repeatedly in one thread. We're all schizophrenics in the works

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's awesome, I do the exact same thing because I don't like the idea of people recognizing my writing style.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol I sometimes just reply to anons with pure drivel and made-up shit that’s obviously false and I can get them to argue with me for an hour over literal nothing.
            I also accuse random anons of samegayging for no reason. I think I’m insane

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            now I wonder how many times I've argued with you on this godforsaken site...

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Starting arguments takes too much effort tbh. I just jump into random arguments and either type in all caps "SHUT THE FRICK UP" or something completely moronic so both Anon's begin tripping over themselves to claim victor/accuse of falseflagging.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've literally never read a philosophy book in my life yet i discuss philosophy every day on this board. no one has figured it out yet, i'm convinced i'm not the only person who does this

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Philosophy is bullshit anyway
            >durr my chair has a perfect blueprint in another dimension hurr

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite thing is larping as a redditor.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s no way IQfy and /misc/ only have that many posters. Those boards are just too fast.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They might be outliers to an extent, but my observations even apply to fast ish boards like IQfy, so I wouldn't be too sure.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so usually it'd be about 10-20 regulars
        The thing is, how long does a regular stay around after reading a few threads and posting a little bit? Maybe there are around 20 people here now, but they aren't the same 20 as they were 1 hour ago.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    e-girlta was asking for it. Humbert was kind of heroic if you think about it. He sacrificed himself to give her what she wanted.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No idea anon
    The thought of not jacking off while reading it never even entered my head

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    a work that produces in raw substance: the corrupted psyche of the Continental European.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not supposed to read R*ssian literature if you aren't R*ssian. Why would you even do that to yourself?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She had a little bit of Attila, really Atilla become masculine, no?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you actually tried reading it you'd already know the answer, pigfrick.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't jack off to words.
    fricking mongloid gargoyle moron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Says who? I'm jacking off to your post right now and you can't stop me.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is just a shitpost, but honestly, if you actually read the book, you’ll see that it’s really erotic in the slightest. Unless you’re actually a raging pedophile (and even then probably not), I can’t see the book actually being titillating for you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      *not really erotic

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