How did men in history cope with male pattern baldness?

How did men in history cope with male pattern baldness?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody gave a shit about baldness or men's appearance in general besides harmless jokes until about a decade ago. Modern man is spiritually female.
    >t. 40 year old

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MPB was an embarrassment since as early as Julius Caesar, if not earlier.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Elijah in the Bible was mocked for it by a group of youths and God sent wild bears/dogs (can’t remember) to devour them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Elijah also got to go to heaven early, what a hacker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pericles had his sculptured with a helmet coveting his head for that reason

        Caesar wore a comb over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC Domitian wrote a treatise on how to treat baldness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even Julius Caesar fretted over his disgusting glinting bald head.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's weird some of the male divas ITT are more fembrained than the average troony

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caligula made it illegal to stand behind and higher than him so you could see his bald patch.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wigs
    wigs were all over the place in the 1700s

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah lol, popularized cus Louis XIV got bald, long luscious hair was very popular with men in the period, i think partly as sunscreen(along with hats)

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First for me. The fact that I, as a male, have to care about my hair is a sign of a society in decline.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Une Chienne Andalou

      >more people are increasingly coming to view beauty as a virtue and an ideal to live up to, da west iz fallen
      lmao. you’re the one that’s ass backwards and out of touch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Beauty and virtue is physical appearance

        That's the problem, you genuine homosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's what's on the inside that counts
          womanspeak

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Une Chienne Andalou

          and virtue is physical appearance
          I never said virtue is physical appearance. I said beauty is a virtue. Beauty is within and without. Balding is a physical defect, just because it’s a common deficiency doesn’t suddenly mean it’s not a defect anymore. The vast majority of people don’t have a perfect smile, that says nothing about their character as a person, but it is undeniably a defect. Inner beauty is a cultivated personality, outer beauty is physical, yes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Physical appearence is a reflection of inner beauty and virtue. Just as muscles indicate strength and discipline, baldness tells others that you are old, low t, dysgenic etc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing virtuous about taking literal troony pills or having your scalp sliced up to avoid biological reality.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Une Chienne Andalou

          There’s certainly nothing virtuous about rolling over like a dog and getting fricked over by your shit genes because “muh nature” or whatever bullshit you use to cope. Tell me, why do you believe if something happens TO you, then it’s good and “god’s plan”, but if something happens BECAUSE of you (like cosmetic procedures) it’s bad? You are not a seperate alien interfering with some cosmic plan, you are an integrated being with the world around you. There are no “mistakes”. You going bald isn’t a “mistake”, and taking action to remedy such a defect is not a “mistake” either.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With Hitler

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only a insecure b***h of a man would even care.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are no brave men, only those that haven't met the Norwood reaper yet.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the genetics of greying hair? Because I've been greying since my early 20s and now my sides are mostly grey mid 30s.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Radiochan

    combovers

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By going back to hunting and gathering. Only grain Black folk bald, brag all you want about civilization when all the men have cuck 5-head. No amount of urban spectacle can make up for lack of physical beauty of a well formed face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No amount of urban spectacle can make up for lack of physical beauty of a well formed face.
      i beg to differ

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    garlic is the traditional cure, modern science proves it does decrease the production of dihydrotestosterone which is responsible for baldness, although not technically a cure

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