how do i even start writing something? how do i put the ideas that once in a while fly thru my head in a piece of paper?

how do i even start writing something?
how do i put the ideas that once in a while fly thru my head in a piece of paper?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MMA is so lame, and women are lame for incentivizing men to hurt themselves.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're a little b***h and no, I shan't elaborate further.

      https://i.imgur.com/h9YpH4Y.jpg

      how do i even start writing something?
      how do i put the ideas that once in a while fly thru my head in a piece of paper?

      1. Write everything down in your head. Dump it all. Doesn't have to make sense. Just convert it from thoughts to words.
      2. Once you feel like you have everything down and it isn't making your head explode anymore, start thinking about the impetus of your story and most importantly, the ending.
      3. flesh out some characters, think about dynamics, desires, wants, needs, fears, dreams etc.
      4. (optional but highly recommended for beginners) outline your story so you have a basic skeleton to follow while writing.
      5. Start writing your (inevitably shit) first draft.
      6. Finish draft. Compare to outline, see if you've missed anything.
      7. Edit edit edit edit edit edit edit edit.
      8. Profit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >8. Profit
        Uh huh…

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek, literary profit, not financial
          it should go without saying that if you are writing for money then you probably should not write at all.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            a sad reality.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it should go without saying that if you are writing for money then you probably should not write at all.
            why? if it is good/compelling how would it not bring you money?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why? if it is good/compelling how would it not bring you money?
            oh man, who is going to tell him?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you're a little b***h and no, I shan't elaborate further.
        You have no argument?
        I accept your concession.
        The picture in the OP cannot be anything but moronic. It's like how footballers give themselves CTE but even dumber.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you really don't even deserve a reply.
          We don't care you're a butt pirate, Jack Sphinctarrow, but shut your homosexual ass up trying to force some lame ass arguments over your homosexuality.
          you like men? who gives a shit?
          you like to get your donut hole punched and filled? go right on!
          but shut the frick up with your incel diary inputs

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >braindamaged handegg player gets mega triggered
            case in point

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            being in disagreement isn't the same as triggered.
            you're just angry your shit was thrown in your face so you could smell your own bullshit.
            nice try, attention prostitute

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          fighting is a legitimate sport and has been since civilization began.
          nobody fights expecting to not receive damage. Everybody knows what they are in for.
          you just cannot fathom that some men might be able to handle the pain that you are scared of.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Finding any reason to criticize and hate women
      hey incel, MMA fighters are incentivized via large win-purses. they are not paid in pussy
      >Sunny outside
      >Incel Anon goes; Ugh! The Sun is only this bright to heat up the air and make women walk around half naked! frick you sun!!!!
      shut your gay ass up

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women are lame for incentivizing men to hurt themselves.
      anyone's lame for incentivizing anyone to hurt themselves*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it gives me a boner to watch them fight?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Onions alert

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Destroying my face is good when I could compete in a sport that won't ruin my physical (and mental given all the concussions) health because ______ ?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you don't compete in sports lol

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a good note-taking app on your phone. also get a thesaurus app.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me start for you.

    It was a dark and stormy night. I had just gotten an abortion and was on my way to grab some pop-eyes chicken.

    you can finish the rest

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      As I walked past the desolate neighborhood on my way to Popeyes, I stumbled upon an object on the sidewalk that immediately stopped me on my tracks and sent shivers down my spine. It was a gun. And it wasn't any gun. If was a revolver, you know, the one that you see in movies where there is a spinning mechanism with six holes for bullets. And it was loaded...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I damn near shit myself, but I'm the type of guy who you could say belongs to the "curious type", and so I carefully lifted the revolver up, and looking around to see if anybody was watching, put it on the pocket of my coat.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was risky keeping it. Firespitters were the domain of the Blackmancers and ghettowardens.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            BANG. I jumped back tripping over my now clown-sized shoes. "What the frick is that?" I cried as a small black man dressed in green strided out of a puff of smoke towards me.
            "Cracka, you just picked up my strap. Did you know? Huh? Did you? That my gun turns whoever holds it into a gotdam clown? Look at you! Ha Haaaa!"
            As he chortled I looked at my reflection in a puddle.
            "Frick." I honked in shock. The flower in my collar let out a steady stream of water, putting ripples in my reflection.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Honk!" I clowned honkingly as he backflipped away. "Honk just one minute!"
            He was gone. I clowned myself onto a park bench as the prostitutes walking by pointed at me and laughed. Looking at the gun, I noticed a name on the side of it. Adolf Honkler. What the frick kind of name is that. Just my fricking luck.
            I looked at my polka-dotted gloves and my eyes started tearing up. I started snivelling.

            Clonk. I looked up. A weirdo shuffled along, an unopened can of spaghetti tied to his leg on a foot long extension cord dragged along the ground. Clonk clonk. He was getting closer to me. I clowned the tears away from my eyes and looked closer.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I felt the clown blood flowing through my veins. Suddenly my clock (clown-wiener) became engorged. I reached down and gave it a honk. Then I sprung to my feet and tackled the spaghetti-can weirdo.
            He didn’t seem to register the direness of his situation.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ate my chicken under the blood red sun,
      I spat.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I felt the clown blood flowing through my veins. Suddenly my clock (clown-wiener) became engorged. I reached down and gave it a honk. Then I sprung to my feet and tackled the spaghetti-can weirdo.
        He didn’t seem to register the direness of his situation.

        why is the writing on this board so bad?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which part did you write?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It was a dark and stormy night. I had just gotten an abortion and was on my way to grab some pop-eyes chicken.
      Honestly I like it. I would keep reading

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started writing recently and encountered this too. You can’t think of a story, you have to write it. It’s that simple. It’s not just gonna appear word for word in your head while you write it down.
    Your brain can’t contain a few hundred page story.
    You can have a vague idea, but then you just start writing and write a paragraph or like .001% of your story. Then you read it and it’s shit, then you try again and so on.
    Nobody will be writing a novel I’m one go, doubt any author even gets 1 page in one go.
    You write tiny chunks, your brain can’t think of any more than that in one go.
    Stephen king does 6 pages a day which is considered crazy. I think 1-2 pages as a full time job is more common.
    Think how much thinking and repeated attempts must occur to average 1-2 pages per day when you could prob type it in 10 mins if you knew exactly what you were gonna say.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just do it. You can also type them. If you can't be bothered to do either why ask?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been listening to Brandon Sanderson do college lectures on YouTube and they've been helping me out a bit, I'd recommend those.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Write a simple short story, post it in this thread, and I'll add drawings to accompany it.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like everything else, you start by habitualizing the process. Sit down at the same time every day, for the same amount of time, and write. Write down whatever is on your mind, regardless of the quality, and just keep doing it, day after day. If you want to write about a passing thought, then whip out your phone and jot it down as a quick note to refer to later when it's your daily writing time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put one word after the other.

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