How do I explain multiple gaps on my resume?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was disabled in an accident, if they ask any further, sue them for discrimination

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell you that at least in Burgerland this doesn't do jack shit for you. They can make up any reason for not hiring you and having a gap due to medical reasons is still a red flag. People with big gaps are considered unemployable to a lot of companies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then for all intent and purposes I'm unemployable.
        My cs degree is useless and been working as a cook the last 8 years. FML

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually trying to break into software. I gave up on finding a job in my field (manufacturing) and decided that I fricking hated that kind of work anyway. So I just started building stuff. I know people in the Ethereum space though so I have references for when I actually get good enough to get a job. I don't want to work a regular job ever again. I'd rather kill myself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >People with big gaps are considered unemployable
        but why? what does it indicate about you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it indicates you are not an obedient slave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell you that at least in Burgerland this doesn't do jack shit for you. They can make up any reason for not hiring you and having a gap due to medical reasons is still a red flag. People with big gaps are considered unemployable to a lot of companies.

      what if your "gap" was filled with a McWage job? does that count? or do big boy jobs only count big buy jobs on the resume. as long as you were "working" and have a consistent history of reporting to work, shouldn't that be all that matters? could i change jobs from a McWagie to something in IT for exmaple, if I've never worked in IT and only have "McWagie" on my resume?

      generally curious on how this works.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can only really speak to my experience, which is currently unemployed due to medical issues now additionally impossible to find anything related to my work history. I guess having a mcwagie job is better than nothing though. At least it demonstrates a consistent work history. An actual gap gets you labeled as a liability. No one wants to hire someone who doesn't seem stable

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Suffer an accident-
          >UNNACEPTABLE. DO NOT HIRE. UNHIRABLE. EMBARASSING.
          >Down on your luck thanks to shitty AI not accepting your curriculum anywhere-
          UNHIRABLE.
          >Went on a short vacation or decided to take a month or two to relax for a while-
          UNNACEPTABLE.

          Why do businesses in burgerland operate as if they were mega corporations and conglomerates lmfao. Bunch of mentally ill money addicted Black folk, Americans are truly despicable individuals.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure not everyone who has shit happen falls into this unemployment loop, but it's very common. If a hiring manger has hundreds of resumes to go through the first thing they need to do is start filtering out undesirables. Now I've gotten to the interview stage several times and the gap always comes up. Maybe I'm just a cuck who doesn't sound confident when answering this (very possible) or it raises eyebrows no matter what. or maybe it's both

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Better to just move outta murica then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >as long as you were "working" and have a consistent history of reporting to work,
        That's what I would care about if I was HR manager or something like that, but in fact that doesn't assure you shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are IT consulting company that you can pay, they will give issue work references for you, search for it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      https://i.imgur.com/VmbxkKe.jpeg

      tell them you were overseas living your best life as a beggar in Thailand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I was disabled in an accident, if they ask any further, sue them for discrimination

      It's not discrimination if you actually cant do the job you are applying for.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say it's a shitty strategy because you'd have to wait until the trial is over for that, and it can take months, but then I remember that I have to wait months too for my maga to have a fat pump, yikes

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's personal, you don't have to explain anything. Nosy employers can go frick themselves, privacy is a thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chud that will only raise redflags. "i dont want to explain, it's personal". there, you are done for as far as that company is concerned, you may as well take a shit on the interviewer's desk before you leave.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll also add that employers are worried about this because they'll get the idea that you won't have retained the information that you used at your last position, so training you is going to be more of a hassle

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Digital asset manager"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I was an independent Digital Asset Manager 🙂
      >Oh really? For whom?
      >Er, emm... F-For, um...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >

        "Digital asset manager"


        >>I was an independent Digital Asset Manager 🙂
        >>Oh really? For whom?
        >>Er, emm... F-For, um..
        this shit gives me anxiety just thinking about it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh really? For whom?
          for myself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just look up on twitter some dead beat tech companies or businesses nobody gives a flying frick about and use them as a proxy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For a private family firm.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    irritable bowels syndrome

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M&M
    (Meth and masturbation)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The OG investor of Sharkroll has 1000 like this one

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lie, like everybody elses.

    If all fails I don't know how will I explain mine.
    I'm almost a full neet. I live with my folks, no wagie job besides some doordash here and then, mainly hopping from game to game in web3, trying to find what works best for the season, now on superverse testing everything. Nice games but cant talk much about profits, and there no way I could put that in a resume or if I would dare to go back to wagie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lie, like everybody elses.
      we all do.
      Just try not to bite more than you can chew, no wonder that some frickers make it to CEO and not actually capable people.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >job besides some doordash here and then, mainly hopping from game to game in web3
      No shame there anon, dont let the trolling in biz fool you
      most folks around here dont have a roof or even do honest hard work. Not that honest hard work will get you anywhere but still, nothing to me shamed about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >superverse testing everything.
      there plenty of options, I'm positive you'll find what you need. Unlike other shitcoins I think they are built to stand the test of time.

      Also frick Axie

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "NDA"

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doctor told me to take time to recover after my transgender surgery, if they ask any further, sue them for discrimination

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would anyone have any gaps? Just lie to extend the time you were at your other jobs until there is no gap.

    Problem solved

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The obvious point of failure with that tactic is that employers routinely collude against the workers.
      They will eagerly share with one another whether a potential worker was previously employed with them, their start and end date, their job title/role, and whether the "separation was regrettable", to use HR Stacey-speak.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not every employer does this, and if they do then you were never going to get a job there anyway.

        The point is why argue against yourself on your own fricking resume? Lie about what you can get away with, and give those employers who -don't- do extensive prior employment checks the opportunity to actually hire you.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just lie. Say you were employed under a family business

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say you ran a startup that failed. You could even put up a fake website for it. Say you learned a lot from it and it was a great experience even though it didn't work out.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stocks/shares trading from home?
    >made good money but is mentally unrewarding so please give me a job

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't tell them you're a cryptobro, specially don't tell them about your MUMU bags

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    say you did expend those years gambling on dog shitcoins.

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