How do I get a comfy job like this?

How do I get a comfy job like this?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro probably has a phd from math and comp sci and implemeted a fricking linked list at 5 in brainfrick

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What aspect of it do you want? Dinosaur parks don't exist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dinosaur parks don't exist
      Source?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        um... er...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        um... er...

        knegg 😉

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Source?
        #include <dinopark.h>

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Become a Unix WZRD

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Outsourced to South Asia or replaced with an algorithm that click workers in South America clean up. It's either fast food or microdosing to remain sane in a SWE role now.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you anyone one can debug 2 billion lines of code in minutes?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These types of job don't exist in the same scale they did in the 80's 90's. Back then you could hole up in your particular silo, these days everybody is so visible from the lowest helldesk employee to the top dev. You used to be able to hide away unseen, now it's instant communication and monitoring.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had this job and worked with this guy. It was far from comfy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. samuel l jackson

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you need to have 2-5 years of mail carrier experience to get this comfy

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His name is nedry
    nedry is short for nerdy
    bravo Crichton

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an anagram

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a word is short for another word with the same number of letters

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I was only pretending

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a word is short for another word with the same number of letters

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shit working conditions for shit pay because you were the only fricker dumb enough to work for actual peanuts
    >but you get to be the only IT employee for a dinosaur park
    Gotta undercut pajeet labor by so much that you don't get hired alongside pajeets.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that looks awful and unhealthy, wtf are you talking about.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    genXgay here - in the late 90s if you knew any coding at all you were set. I had six job offers coming out of college, shit was so cash. A lot of it was inhouse Visual Basic apps (or other odd rapid development languages like Power Builder and Delphi) and it didn't pay six figured but it was comfy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky man, it's a real shame I'll never get to experience that.
      t. genZtard

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You want to be eaten by a dinosaur?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most corporate WFH jobs I've been to, really. It's like 80% shitposting, watching anime and playing runescape and 20% something work related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have days when i'm zeroed into the project and days i don't feel motivated at all and then there are days that are somewhere in between. it balances out.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nedry works for Hammond as the system's programmer and is in charge of networking Jurassic Park's computers.
    So programming, probably in C or Fortran, maybe C++, basic, interface with various hardware and control systems, system administration.
    >Oppenheimer in the back
    At least a minor in physics

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