How do I get a job, I just graduated with a CS degree and a minor in Mathematics.

How do I get a job, I just graduated with a CS degree and a minor in Mathematics.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for playing

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lie lie lie and also lie
    >this is the way unironically

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I get a job
    You don't. You watch an IIT graduate take away your job instead.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you network?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how? it was an online university

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >online university

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You wasted your time.
        Networking is how you get a job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm autistic

      how? it was an online university

      You're a moronic Black person

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only people I hear complaining about this are the ones who did it for muh high salary.
    Every graduate we interview who is genuinely interested in tech always has these things:
    >did an internship they found themselves
    >have a tangent about some tech or language they have an opinion on
    >never mention money
    They will ramp up exponentially faster than the wagecucks and have no problem getting a job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what bro? didn't have time to learn to code BEFORE you went to college to learn to code?
      >not already an expert in something we require you to pay for four years to become an amateur in?
      >Afraid there's nothing we can do for you then!
      I was homeschooled and my mother wouldn't let me use the internet you gays, I have all the skills I paid for the degree to get, if you needed me to be in the Perl IRC since age 5 you should put that on the fricking job posting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you couldn't figure that out on your own that means you're not a problem solver

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >waah waah I'm replaceable I'm one of 8 billion dehumanized golems!
        welcome to the human race

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Email every company with the subject: "There are only 3 types of mathematicians,"

    And in the body put, "Those can can count and those that can't. Hire me."

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re actually intelligent I’ll do a referral for you. Show me what you’ve done. It should be impressive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nepotism or pandering to the power tripping nothings ala this

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you just teach either or at your uni?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be born earlier. Yes, that's the best advice available.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mom just gave me an ultimatum. Either I find a job in the next two weeks or I join the military. Also she told me I smell bad lol. Its looking grim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's always the local factory or warehouse, have fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      give up and become a cashier
      don't worry, the years will go by very quickly
      soon you will be 40 and balding
      btw you should get your gut checked at 40-50 for cancer because that's when you start dying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not join the military and become a FPV drone pilot?
      It's like playing vidya and you get to kill Vatniks.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't insist on working in Silly Valley and earning their rates of pay. Lots of jobs elsewhere.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I get a job
    You have to be capable to use bathroom less than 30 seconds, you look like manly man, you have good social skills, you don't have problems to navigate in new places with on foot or driving and if you do programming or some specific jobs, then try to learn English so you can appear more confident than others even if you are shit at it. Oh, and also remember to learn technical terms and educational words so you sound really smart. I was in one workplace where I was doing work with custom electronics and I was fired because of "companys money problems". Well, they did take 3 more guys to replace me, paid them more and first thing they did was "soldering" plastics for one day because they have not seen soldering iron before.

    They also smelled like piss. Of course they did keep the job because they were so normal and stuff. Then I did 6 months of programming but I accidently said that I'm not going to drink with boss and other workers at my day off, I was fired for that (it had really fancy law term that I laughed at because it was so funny). Also I'm too autistic to speak with foreign third world languages like English, forced to do that with web camera on while 20 other normies are looking at me without saying a word. Then asking what I will do at weekend and when I answer, they are annoyed. They force me to say something else and again, they are annoyed.

    I just decided to some things (can't say but best thing is this is 100% legal and actually worked in the end) and now I live off from those peoples pay checks. I just wanted to have job but this also works.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Go tens of thousands of dollars into debt for a piece of paper
    >Find out that the piece of paper can't get you a job
    Oh no, if it isn't the consequences of my actions

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Create an account on LinkedIn and Indeed.com and then create a Resume (your uni should have taught you how to) then apply to jobs you qualify to

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