how the fuck did blue lose?

how the frick did blue lose?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    was it proof of Anglo superiority over the continentals?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anglos were safe in their gay little island while Prussians did all the fighting. Many such cases.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. count von Johann von shitterstein

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the British admitted that the war was won thanks to Prussia.
      Prussia did 90% of the fighting and almost ceased to exist.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    french boi here: i cant compete with british men
    if they had won the 100 years war and made me a slave that kisses english mens feet id be so much happier :3

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      French girl here, don't listen to this boy whose! We French girls also deserve, NEED even, your British wiener inside us far more than French boys do!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        french boi here: i cant compete with british men
        if they had won the 100 years war and made me a slave that kisses english mens feet id be so much happier :3

        hot! I want to watch!

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elizaveta of Russia died and Peter III took over. That's literally it.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAY HIS NAME, YER FRICKING c**tS!

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    God stood with Frederick. Simple as.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >God stood with a sodomite
      nice joke there

      Elizaveta of Russia died and Peter III took over. That's literally it.

      Spain entered the war the moment Russia switched side (more or less). This map is disingenuous af

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sodomite
        nice propaganda dude

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not specially pleased with the fact. There are some people which have been falsely accused of being gays (like shakespeare) but in some cases like Hadrian, Tchaikovsky or Fritz it's pretty hard to refute.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tchaikovsky
            NTA but he was probably bisexual

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bisexual are homosexuals lmao. You may have fricked 1000 pussies, if you sucked a dick you are a homosexual

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm one myself but I'd like to think that I'm less of a homosexual than a full on gayboi

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Genuinely curious here, what non circumstantial evidence is there for Freddy being gay?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            None. ~~*They*~~ attempted to rewrite history in order to humiliate Hitler since he considered Frederick the Great to be a great inspiration for the German spirit.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What caused this war again?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the habassburgers didn't want to recognize prussian territorial gains against them

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did France help Hapsburgs with their whinning but not when they were invaded by Prussia?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          they didn't care about the habassburger claims, they just wanted to weaken england

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, then, why did England step in?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            England was expanding massively its colonial ambitions and the French tried to counter them, then all hell broke loose and there was a world war

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            A world war...Over frickin Silesia?
            Come on man! Who writes that shit?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well in reality it was the French trying to hamstring British colonization and then the chips fell as they did with the british supporting the prussians (who rightfully controlled silesia). With the habassburgers in the fight you can think of it generally as just old powers lifting up each other's skirts to see what they had left. A constant power struggle

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      George Washington

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The power of autism

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the seven-year war's conclusion is so bullshit that if any fictional story had it people would chalk it up as bad writing and Prussia wank.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing blue got off as lightly as they did, if the negotiations took a bit longer for the news of British victories such as the capture of Manila to reach them and if slaveholders didn't lobby against the idea of seizing Cuba out of fear of increased competition, or if Britain just cared less about the balance of power and diplomatic relations. Britain would have taken much more.
    Prussia wouldn't have got more though, they thought Britain betrayed them as it was, so even if Freddy lost on the battlefield Britain probably would have bretrayed them even harder in exchange for their own gains

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the WASPs and Prussians teamed up for the one time in history

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If England, Germany and America allied in ww2 the rest of the world combined couldn't have stopped them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no circumstances under which this could have ever happened though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just unfair though, stupidly unfair on everyone else
        That's basically what happened in the 7 years war, except Germany was a single German state, not a recently reindustrialised proven top tier war fighting nation, Britain was the underdog colonial power out of a big group, and the Americans were like modern Wales as opposed to the soon to be global homogeny

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally three grown adults on steroids just stomping elementary school children anon and I fully support it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vgh, what could have been.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russia was about to win it but then some new guy came to power and literally just told the army to go back home because he was a Prussian fanboy.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anglo Saxons vs wimpy swedes, frogs,spics, gypsies and drunken russians
    Gee I don’t know anon

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Portugal is the Voldmort McGuffin from HP for Great Britain, that's where JK Rowling got the idea from.
    It's black magic they learned from the israelites in the 14th Century, and both the firstborn son and daughter of John I of Portugal and Philippa of Lancaster were sacrificed to Satan to seal the ritual.
    Great Britain is unbetable as long as that blemish on the Peninsula exists, that's why Britain wins every war that also involves Portugal, and they called them in 1916 to join WWI because they weren't certain they would win. In WW2 they were certain of victory because Germany attacked the israelites, big mistake, never mess with the Masters of the Dark Arts.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, hilariously based and true
      Stop telling people or a hundred thousand French and Spaniards will starve

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Britain didn't have to fight the French or the Austrians all that much directly.
    They sent over some armies, but kept most of their men home or in the colonies.
    But at the same time, no one could reach Britain and they could harass troop shipments going West.

    They could fund Fredrick III as much as he wanted, and so long as he kept winning, they'd be able to enjoy freedom to fight in the colonies.
    Fredrick III had all the money he could want, and just had to keep pulling victories out of his ass. When that stopped happening, he lucked out and the Empress of Russia died.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bunch of inbred royals and midwit bureaucrats typically weren't smart enough to outmaneuver prussian autism fits, the only people clever enough to know better are the British and that guy Napoleon, the former was the prussians allies in this war and the latter wasn't around yet so the otherside was doomed to repeatly get tard strangled into submission like an 8 year year old with a bat facing off against a bunch of toddlers while the 10 year old with bad teeth and his heterosexual not-Hispanic life partner kek in the distance.

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