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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd choose gandalf

    they say if you work at citadel, what will determine whether you burnout or not is dependent on the kind of boss you have. you need to have the skill of a monk or a psychopath to not take the stress of a strict, toxic boss to a breaking point.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work at hsbc and my manager is Elrond lol all we do is fix issues in legacy java code and drink free coffee.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a wienersucking manlet moron who blatantly takes credit for my work whenever I do something novel. Starting my own business as we speak.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Yq50xOK.png

      He's a wienersucking spineless lanklet moron who blatantly takes credit for my work whenever I do something novel. I should be starting my own business as we speak.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a dev, but I'd chose Elrond
    started in guberment and it's the life

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No pressure on his team, just 15YOE Sr Engineers with no responsibilities chilling
    Give me Elrond please

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got Gandolf but would prefer Elrond.

    Ive done the 10x pipeline and quite frankly, it’s much much easier to have it easier and lie to your next employer. Besides it doesn’t help that a “slow brew” is better since HR can’t read beyond your YoE (and thus determining your wage).

    I had a trial by fire ever since I came out of uni, became tech lead in both jobs due to competency, HR of your next job doesn’t care, 3 years experience? Might as well be a bottom tier downie

    Would have preferred to piss about for 3 years doing my own stuff and just jiggling my mouse

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah theres way more options than that.
    for example:
    ive had bosses that did basically nothing, other than bare essentials of approving time off requests, bringing important things to everyones attention, etc.

    and ive had bosses that did less than nothing. they actually actively wandered around striking up 30+ minute pointless conversations with people, being loud and distracting everyone in the area

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't work or have a "boss" because I'm not a servile wagecuck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How's your mom, then?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you a leech?

        Have fun paying for my lifestyle, cucks.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          interesting response. I'd appreciate if you'd answer in a less roundabout moronic way, but I gather that you collect disability for being a moron.

          nothing wrong with that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            me: do what i want all day, every day
            you: work for someone else

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            me: nothing wrong with that
            you: imma get all defensive

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            see

            me: do what i want all day, every day
            you: work for someone else

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice try but I also get BJs from 3rd world females

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dam that girl is hot.
            I saved that pic

            nice try but I also get BJs from 3rd world females

            >3rd world females
            That supposed to be a flex?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That supposed to be a flex?
            it means, lust provoking image is not an argument

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is it in my case, as I am implying that 3rd word females are easy and ugly.

            And that means that bragging about sex with 3rd worlders is not a very good flex.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >3rd word females are ... ugly.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't understand what you are implying with that pic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >some columbian chick
            >not 3rd world
            lulz

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Really?
            Do third worlders really look like that?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            well Im saying 3rd world as a catch all for poor countries, so that would include 2nd world too (russia, ukraine, czech, slovenia, etc)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn I concede then.
            What's the method to pull Russian shorties like that?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can just go to the country for a few weeks/month and have an enjoyable time.
            if you want to wife one, online dating sites can help getting to know someone for a while.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you a leech?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > leads core, critically important projects, treats them as irrelevant legacy
    > doesn't care if the product gets worse over time
    > doesn't care if the project accrues technical debt over time
    > micromanages senior engineers
    > wants 1h long standups
    > doesn't contribute anything to the codebase
    > wants you to do what he wants, never tells you what he wants
    What character is this?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Saruman that hated new technologies. The company sank.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am the boss and definitely a Saruman
    Though interviews aren't really FAANG level. Only the tasks, but we don't have the nine circles of interviews. Got us some visibly autistic but excellent developers who struggled on the job market.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have Gandalf right now and had Elrond before and Elrond is way better

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a Gandalf manager expect my team is all 15YOE

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