I am now a officially a millionaire

Allahu Akbar !!!!

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  1. 1 month ago
    OCPD

    Congrats!
    Where did most of the money come from? How long have you been in crypto?
    And more importantly, what now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Btc
      Nvda
      Bitcoin etfs
      Tesla back in the day

      I started with 200k inheritance

      Thanks be to God

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based and fantastic use of your modest inheritance. your ancestor would be proud. most people blow it on random crap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I started with 200k inheritance

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yoloing 200k on shitcoins like Tesla ain't easy, OP could've lost it all. He gambled everything and won
          But he better leave the market right now because he's fricking moronic and he'll lose it with this kind of behavior

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You couldnt turn 5 dollars into 25 but you hate on someone who 5x their money. Itd be just as easy to fall to temptation and frick it off. Anon needs to be celebrated dont be a jeaous homosexual.

          https://i.imgur.com/IZPp9rk.png

          Allahu Akbar !!!!

          Cheers lad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >inheritance
        Lucky bastard
        Only real way to make it nowadays
        Either that or selling drugs or politician

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah, u can make money if ur smart

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so jealous of people who get their inheritance before age 30, my life will never even start because I'll be 50-60 by then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >inheritance
          My gen x dad will spend everything, and my mother doesn't have a pot to piss in.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Same kek. Now they are both retired, my parents are speedrunning blowing all their cash in pointless holidays around the world. They are on foreign soil 3 weeks per month in average, sipping their $15 wienertail on front of the swimming pool and sending pics of their 5 star restaurant food on snapchat every fricking day.

            Meanwhile my 4 grandparents died since the clotshot, and all i inherited was debts (that at least i was allowed to refuse after tons of paperwork). Not even a single trinket inherited, not even an old broken toaster from the 70s. Just debts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn
            I got a brass frog from one of my grandmas. That’s it though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it's a sign from Kek : riches are coming your way. Post it fren.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Same kek. Now they are both retired, my parents are speedrunning blowing all their cash in pointless holidays around the world. They are on foreign soil 3 weeks per month in average, sipping their $15 wienertail on front of the swimming pool and sending pics of their 5 star restaurant food on snapchat every fricking day.

            Meanwhile my 4 grandparents died since the clotshot, and all i inherited was debts (that at least i was allowed to refuse after tons of paperwork). Not even a single trinket inherited, not even an old broken toaster from the 70s. Just debts.

            I swear if that bastard does even half the things he says he's going to do after retiring I'll just rope.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            kek, problem is boomers have all the time they want and get bored fast. Only solution they know to fix their boredom is to burn cash. So if you want your dad to save a modicum for your future, you better find a solution to keep him busy.
            Or else be prepared, because not only they get bored, but worst of all is it become a dick contest with all their boomies friends, to who got the best holidays, who ate the fanciest menu by the most reknowned chef, who did the "craziest" tourist shit (usually involve flying stuff costing a fortune), who got the nicest view to post on insta from their Airbnb villa...
            It's fricking non stop, they spy each others like kids on faceberg 15 years ago and want to do better. I can't imagine a more vapid generation of morons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thanks be to god for killing your loved one, you mean

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, he was thanking God for the money, and rightly so.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            and god killed his mom for that very reason

            it was part of god´s plan to kill his mom to get him $200k to get a 5x to get a post on this imageboard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to hear about the loss that lead to inheritance, but good job on the gains from the loss.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Praise be to God for the Good blessings he has given you brother. Use this blessing for his glory.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >LOOK IM A MILLIONARE
        >I started with 200k inheritance *tee-hee*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          gj brother

          seething freak

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not easy to 5x money, with or without inheritance. Just congratulate and move on

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not easy to 5x money, with or without inheritance. Just congratulate and move on
            >you can literally 10x your money by buying shitty dog or frog coin at launch and sit on it for a few months

            How about you beg me so you could suck my wiener for that free advice I just gave you anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Inheritance
        Lost me here. Hope you die homosexual!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I started with 200k inheritance
        It's less impressive now, but good on you for the x5.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would’ve 100x that money if I did the same as I did last couple of yours with the percentages of assets in my poorgay copelio. Anyways hope you stay rich fren and that Jesus is with you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          YEARS* FRICK. But really my point still stands.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's infinitely harder to 100x 6 figures than it is to 100x 3 figures.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You got lucky. Congrats, I guess?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why put almost 17BTC into a shitcoin?

    ngmi

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was your 400k deposit from?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why ETF and not real bitcoin?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tax-advantaged accounts like IRA, Roth IRA, etc., would be my first guess.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/BITO/history

    BITO pays $1.68 per a dividend a month

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How long have they been doing that? Always?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They’ve had a dividend every month but one month it was as low as .01. Still, seems too good to be true to get paid to hold bitcoin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how does btc stonks pay a dividend wtf? especially like 50% APR kekw

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have a job on top of this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fish

      welcome to the club anon

      now you find out it never was about the money and you actually have to make something of yourself and realise what truly matters in life
      good luck

      Charity, Worshipping God, helping the poor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm poor as frick.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    welcome to the club anon

    now you find out it never was about the money and you actually have to make something of yourself and realise what truly matters in life
    good luck

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where did the 434k deposit come from? settlement, life insurance policy?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Minus taxes. Not a millionaire.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    congrats. whats ur plan now?
    and whats ur endgoal for money

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats lad
    What was your initial investment? What did u buy

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MashAllah! Don’t forget to tip the israelite on the way out

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    congrats bruh
    Christ is king

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    congrats here come the israelites to take it all and call it taxes.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a bank or something? Which bank? How do you "FDIC Insure" your mil?
    Asking because I am trying to figure out how to store my usd or just leave it all on coinbase as usdc 5%

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Easiest way would be to distribute it among $250,000 accounts of different banks

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I should try to imitate you op.
    My parents made me manage their money and retirement funds because that's better than letting it rot in under the bed because I told them that even if I graduate I won't have a job anyways because there are too many lawyers.
    But I am afraid of investing the money because one screw up and I doom my parents. I am tempted in just wasting all that money so they can enjoy a nice vacation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how much total capital is under ur control, if u dont mind me asking? and how much do ur parents trust u with investing it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        100% trust, but they only have around 10,000 USD which is nothing. What the hell can I do with that? (no wonder I got full scholarship that included food and transportation expenses, we must look like beggars to the country). I had some hopes this morning since I expected them to have saved some money, but I guess my medical bills were that expensive, at least I am finally healthy.
        I literally can't do anything with that shitty amount besides paying for some nice trip for them so they can relax for once in their lives.
        I can also go to court to force the pension management company to give us all the money, but that will only give me around 40,000 USD and only if I win the case.
        For now, I just put it into some short term deposit and considering their current earnings, I can save around 400 usd per month (expenses removed since we finally managed to pay all of our debts).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, ur in a sticky situation. I hope u get lucky and land a nice job

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > I told them that even if I graduate I won't have a job anyways because there are too many lawyers.
      This better be a joke. This is 'merica, there will never be enough lawyers. Even if there is, you just have to be slightly better than average to make it.
      Don't be a disappointment anon. Finish law school, get your license and join a reputable firm, so you can support your parents in old age, since it's clear they'll need it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am not from America and I personally saw in this January a lot of lawyers begging for a job when I was doing some paperwork to legalize our family business: "hire our serivces, we can help you to finish it quicker" "if there is something you don't understand, we can give you a free advice, and if you trust us you can hire us to finish the paperwork". It was just pitiful and I can imagine myself joining their ranks.
        I plan to graduate since I am studying for free but I just don't feel confident about getting a proper job. I went to the best university in my country just to raise my chances but the future seems bleak. It doesn't help that I am in my mid twenties now and my parents will be 60 when I graduate and I obviously don't want them to work at that age.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Any chance those lawyers didn't come from your prestigious university, and perhaps weren't the cream of the crop of their profession?
          > my parents will be 60 when I graduate and I obviously don't want them to work at that age.
          Right, this certainly confirms you're not American, as those would be unrealistic expectations over here.

          All I can tell you is do you best, man. You're young, you're bright, you're going to get a good degree from a great university. Don't expect to settle for mediocrity.
          Find examples of lawyers doing well in your country. I know they exist. Figure out what they're doing that the guys you talked to weren't.
          It's much too early in life to give up.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you threw your cash into utility tokens like QAN at the start of the year, you'd be up 10x by now. Use the dip to slurp up more instead of wasting time on shitcoins.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Investing in egld or qan would have made you more.

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