I HATE HR. I HATE HR. I HATE HR. NO I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY TABLETOP GAMES TO DEVELOP BONDS WITH MY COLLEAGUES

I HATE HR
I HATE HR
I HATE HR
NO I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY TABLETOP GAMES TO DEVELOP BONDS WITH MY COLLEAGUES
I JUST WANT TO WORK TO LIVE

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They own you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather do tabletop games
      Fricking spend 20 hours an week on stand up meetings instead and then my bosses ask me why shit moves so slow.

      >meanwhile I sit here on welfare and disability money doing what I like every day and living in my own house with plenty of disposable income every month until I go to pension (or die first)
      Feels good.

      that could not have possibly been a post-op troony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then they should fricking be taking care of me. neglecting something you own is how it breaks. 5 year olds are taught this.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing tabletop games
    literal hell on earth, truly wagies that are forced to sit on their ass for a grand total of 2h of serious work every day in the office have the most miserable experience that a man could ever withstand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forced to sit on their ass for a grand total of 2h of serious work every day in the office
      As opposed to what? 12 hours a day of backbreaking manual labor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't own land
      >marriage is illegal
      >people being replaced by foreigners
      >women your age trained from the time they were children to hate you and in particular your (and their race)
      Yeah 2hs of somewhat focused nitpicking on Github is about all I'm willing to contribute for that. Maybe have some of those Nigerians you're flying in do stuff if you need more.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can't own land
        you didn't inherit it from your boomer parents?
        >marriage is illegal
        ?
        >people being replaced by foreigners
        (people) but not you tho
        besides it would only be an issue if you did the lowest of the low jobs
        >women your age trained from the time they were children to hate you and in particular your (and their ra
        more like /misc/ brainwashing
        have you tried like, you know, not interacting with prostitutes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you didn't inherit it from your boomer parents?
          Some people have siblings

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >implying my parents have land

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >have you tried like, you know, not interacting with prostitutes?
          Found the incel Kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >women your age
        Why would you care about women your age? Date younger

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather do tabletop games
    Fricking spend 20 hours an week on stand up meetings instead and then my bosses ask me why shit moves so slow.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop showering. Claim it's for "religious reasons".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to claim to be hindoodoo

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you kids find these jobs that are all meetings and seminars and games and shit?
    Every job I've had we had to be doing work or at least pretending to or the boss would start nagging your ear off. Even when there was no work to be done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      start ups

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao startups are the only places where you actually need to work

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FAAGMAN

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine complaining about tabletop games. Wait until karaoke, literal gymkhanas, wienertail workshops and escape rooms. Yes, all of that are real examples that happened to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >escape rooms
      kek, they're just toying with you at that point

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zs3uYI1.jpeg

      I HATE HR
      I HATE HR
      I HATE HR
      NO I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY TABLETOP GAMES TO DEVELOP BONDS WITH MY COLLEAGUES
      I JUST WANT TO WORK TO LIVE

      is this on company time? I dont see how they can compel you into it if its on off hours
      what happens if you just dont go or pretend you have other obligations
      or if demand to be paid for your time during these events

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but my experience is these things always happen off hours and are typically framed as company events such that if you don't attend there can be a black mark put against you for not being a team player. On top of this, it's a place where brown nosers brown nose and gossipers gossip. There may be a point where you end up having to attend those things just to protect your name from political attacks, at least up until you have a wife and kids and can claim family as your get out of jail free card.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >at least up until you have a wife and kids and can claim family as your get out of jail free card.
          I mean if youre a single guy with no moors why not just job hop so that youre out of the company by the time word goes around that youre "not a team player"
          Im a NEET so Ive never worked but personally Id try to avoid working at these unserious companies to begin with

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >why not just job hop so that youre out of the company by the time word goes around that youre "not a team player"
            That's what most people do, anon is just dumb and too loyal to some israelites.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and escape rooms
      these are the worst. how can people actually enjoy them

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We keep telling you corporate family is a trap. A red flag. When will you listen?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP I understand you and was the same way but please allow me to give you some advice from a ageing Millennial to a youthful Gen Z’er

    Being antisocial is ok in some aspects but it gives you a bad rep. One previous job mu big boss pulled me into the office one day and convo went a little like this;
    >you’re a good worker
    >most of your coworkers speak highly of you
    >do you think you’re better than everyone else
    Shit tossed me for a loop so naturally I chuckled and say;
    >what!? No Sir
    He continued;
    >I don’t believe you think so either but your supervisors do
    Want to know why?
    Because every “bonding fun day” I rejected the offer and stayed at home with my music and video games.

    I learned that day that sometimes I had to leave my comfort zone just to make my job easier and not have bullshit riffs with my punk ass supervisors.
    It sucks but sometimes being social saves you unnecessary hassle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because every “bonding fun day”
      That's your mistake, you rejected all of them.
      Personally I go to maybe 30% of them, and that avoids so much shit while it's manageable and not too annoying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >reiterates what I said
        Gee, Thanks ChatGPDuh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's important to consider participating in events with colleagues once in a while.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is obviously work related and most 'supervisors' and 'leads' need to find something on you so there's always an angle to be used against you. There is always SOMETHING they need to use against you no matter how well you are liked or how well you have performed.

      But just in normie related social things, being shy (as I was ages ago) and not talkative is something what other people take personally which is really strange. I have been told I am arrogant just because I was too sperg to say anything and I don't like useless chitchat anyway.
      I assume this is because most normies have a bad self esteem and big ego - so not talking about how you brushed your teeth last night really bruises their ego somehow.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this 100%. you can be incredibly good at your job and follow all of the rules, and your manager will hate this because they have no leverage on you.

        In order to fire me, a person was added to my team without my involvement. She then proceeded to "report," three other employees for "harassment," including a girl still in highschool.

        I was fired because she reported me for having a sexual conversation with her, when in reality all I did was reluctantly participate in a conversation she started (about her friend's tinder date spitting in her mouth), proceed to end the conversation, ask her to keep the subject matter more professional, and, get back to work.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    name?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is a beautiful human

      >reverse image search on Google
      >no result
      >reverse image search on Yandex
      >found but I can't read russian

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile I sit here on welfare and disability money doing what I like every day and living in my own house with plenty of disposable income every month until I go to pension (or die first)
    Feels good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool story bro, now why don't you tell us the truth? Tell us all about that perfect NEET life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is the truth. Living in the countryside, in the house my parents left me and where I grew up, getting over slightly over 1300 eur with disability + welfare, assigned to me till I go to pension, monthly bills are around 200 and around same for food. I also earn slightly on the side with my hobbies, mostly IQfy related, but that's more for fun.

        I am willing to bet you med boarded out of the military, high probability in basic, low probability via deployment and have no real medic issues but games the VA for what would have been 10-30% but your lies got you to 70-80% then you reassessed to 100%
        I really am amazed by you type of vets

        The only military experience I have is 12 months in conscription, finished boot camp and extended, that was years ago. Never been on active duty or deployed, never will either now thanks to health problems, I'm taken off the reserves.

        My medical issues are real, I know I won't even make it to pension, even in the best of cases.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you actually look like that?
          I might actually marry you if you look like that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who knows. You'll never find out though.

            sounds good economically, no soul price to pay? be honest

            Every day there's so much fun and interesting things to do, either alone or with friends. There's no time to even think about such things.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >or with friends
            take good care of them, you're lucky anon, I spent my NEETing smoking weed, jacking off, 4chooning, and playing videogames
            Sounds good, right? Felt like hell actually.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do that too sometimes, nothing wrong with that either, variety is good. It's only bad if that's all you do, all the time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the way I see it, friends are mental hygiene, something essential, they have to be good friends though, good people, or else they have the opposite effect

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >People who cause drama in your life are bad
            And water is wet, more at 11

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            some times you're too young and stupid to realize this, or worse, that and have no friends but a shitty one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            some times you're too young and stupid to realize this, or worse, that and have no friends but a shitty one

            That's indeed true. I've been young and stupid too once and learned myself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds good economically, no soul price to pay? be honest

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uh excuse me but how the frick does one extend btc? If you’re an American you’re fricking lying

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally says eur
            >american

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally didn’t read that
            >chatbot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >in the house my parents left me and where I grew up
          this is a hole I will never fill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I swear if you don’t stop reiterating what I said I’m going to come meet your Mother, get in good with her then ‘get in good with her’, leave for cigarettes to never return, taking your ps5 with me in the process.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am willing to bet you med boarded out of the military, high probability in basic, low probability via deployment and have no real medic issues but games the VA for what would have been 10-30% but your lies got you to 70-80% then you reassessed to 100%
      I really am amazed by you type of vets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is your "disability"?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        terminal tranime

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is a beautiful human

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >team wants me to travel across the country so I can spend two nights and a single day with them climbing walls in some adult day care
    I don't think so.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i kinda want to go to bed right now and pretend i'm cuddling up to her.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if not during business hours, go home

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why every few months you should call the anonymous HR timeline and submit fake complaints about HR employees so they stay distracted and feed on each other while you get work done.

    "Yeah I was passing the conference room and I saw Janet from HR take a drink from a bottle of vodka."

    "I don't mean to cause waves but Kayla used the N word in a joke yesterday"

    "Paula refused to hire someone because.of their race"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great way to make working in the company a nightmare.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, set those b***hes and HRs against each other

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NO I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY TABLETOP GAMES TO DEVELOP BONDS WITH MY COLLEAGUES
    Tf they pay you for this whta's the problem? It's much much better than coding or having another fricking meeting on fricking monday holy shit kill me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's much much better than coding
      Why do you work in software development if you hate programming?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't at first but you end up hating it after a few years, just like any other job. Doing a job that you enjoy is a complete meme and not possible to do long term because no matter what you chose, you'll end up hating it.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does she have fetal alcohol syndrome? why is her head so weird wtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's called bad taste, it's just hard to diagnose

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suck it up unless you want to get thrown on the streets

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is this a troony? She(?) is very beautiful but something feels off, I can't put my finger on it.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Umm anon you're not being a team player

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally told my supervisor "I am the team" in what we call a "pre-commencement meeting" and every one went quiet for a bit, but no one corrected me.
      I'm I un-fireable now?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know NEETing exists right OP?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would play tabletop but I don't want to "go drinking". I hate outings. I've been few times as a student and it was just waste of time. I don't understand the appeal. Going somewhere where it's so loud you can't even hear people at your table. I don't drink alcohol and the non-alcoholic drinks are a overprices af. Even if I drank alcohol I don't understand why don't just buy them elsewhere where they are much cheaper and consume it wherever you like.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I just want to do my job, collect my paycheck, and keep work and my personal life separate."
    >everyone disliked that
    Anon I don't think you quite understand how it works here. You can't just work 8 hours and pretend like we aren't a family, buddy! We have to make sure you're a cultural fit! Now drink that beer, play some DnD, give us your phone number, and make sure to a keep a sleeping bag in the office from now on!

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with tabletop games

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love her, I wanna frick her, I wanna anal her, I wanna sucking her breasts.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was starting a new job (shitty call center IT helpdesk job)
    >made it past the interview stage, was hired and it was the first time meeting the rest who made it
    >a few chill guys, some women
    >that highschool "stand up and introduce yourself" thing comes
    >"anon, tell us about yourself"
    >stand up and say "not for all the money in the world" and sit back down again
    >did not participate in any of the team building shit
    >during a training break, we all just shit talk about the exercises and bond over that is stronger than the exercises

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He who controls the HR controls the world

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao keep seething when I'm promoted over you because I had fun with my manager over DnD instead of rushing home to my gooncave at 5pm every day.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care, any more pics of her or a name?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOO

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate working

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