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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol troons are government goons now too

    pottery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not a troon, its an ugly fat femcel.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The NSA is going to pull some strings and it will turn out that every single FBI agent that took part in this raid ackshually had 100 megateras of cheese pizza and was ackshually trafficking children past the Mexican border.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ackshually

      Good lord I've always loved the spelling of that word. Always gives me a hearty kek

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where did she even get these? Last
    I checked the FBI doesnt admit to have access to your hard drive. If this is from messaging services then I guess it makes sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she
      No.
      >the FBI doesnt admit to have access to your hard drive.
      He worked for the NSA, not the FBI. Mid-level (and above) NSA employees have access to the Utah Data Center.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whats in the Utah Data Center?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Xkeyscore

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why would they bother storing thier own info when bug tech does it for them? They can just ask gmail nicely for your emails and they give it to the.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its not after the fact. Its real time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            so they delete it after a while? Whats the issue then. Sure NSA are israelites, but if they dont have to physical resources to store your shit for more than a week why do people treat it like such a big threat

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Political oppression, espionage, threats to US leadership.
            Theres a clip of joe saying words to the effect of "imagine how it would look if america was seen to be interfering with other countrys democracies" , america has had its finger in the pie of every countries elections and every companys operations.
            Everything is done to benefit the US

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Everything is done to benefit the US
            And that's a good thing!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yup, it's ziotroon time

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            zoom zoom

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          12 exabytes of storage, enough to store every word ever spoken in the last 300,000 years

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            right but a substantial amount is internet data, and a substantial amount of that is garbage. How many exabytes does it take to store every "good morning sar" ever sent through whatsapp?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sure, it was just to help people digest how much 12 exabytes really is
            >How many exabytes does it take to store every "good morning sar" ever sent through whatsapp?
            in text form? with compression, probably not a lot - just store each variation of "sir" and reference it
            but yes they just store absolutely everything, even encrypted stuff in case they can decrypt it in 50 years with new cryptanalysis

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I often think about this. In 300 years when it's no longer classified or just leaked, and modern encryption is compromised. There may be a world where hobbyist data divers dig through an entire person's online history. Looking for secret lives with AI tools to seek out and find the juiciest data, reliving an ancestor's digital past moment-by-moment...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            right but a substantial amount is internet data, and a substantial amount of that is garbage. How many exabytes does it take to store every "good morning sar" ever sent through whatsapp?

            12 exabytes ain't shit
            Google alone is 550EB+ of raw storage

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They siphon up all live streamed data and basically save entire backups of the modern internet and all third party cloud services.

          The information is sorted and queried automatically by programs and presented on request using a front end similar to an internet search engine.

          They collate every individual piece of information and data with other related bits of data off of human information services like Lexis Nexus and private medical corporate networks.

          If for example an agent needs information on someone, they search that person's name and every little bit of information tied to that person's life and their written actions is compiled and shown in a file. If they have some content they want to check for relation to other content, they can query that content and any related information including personal profiles will be compiled and given.

          They do this without warrant, even on their own citizens, and people are fine with that.

          Every bit of your life is known, if it was ever written down, and they have it stashed in multiple datacenters like Utah. Also secure enclaves in Microsoft and AWS and others.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why should I believe your schizo rant? Show me proof of this or you're talking bullshit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Snowden became an enemy of the state and risked torture and incarceration just to confirm what everyone already knew about the NSA, but didn't dare say out loud, yet people like this still exist. How?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. Every time you've said Black person on the internet, you're put on a list

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >she
        yes

        go outside

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be a woman, not even with the coder sox

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And you will never be a man.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What a comeback, would you like your cumback?
            >You will not be the gender you were born as
            >Gottem
            >I will now tell a ten year old that they will never be happy unless they cut their penis off with a knife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > posts completely fake story
        > op literally is a fricking Black person

        Xkeyscore

        Nah it's not secure, like every shit NSA approved they have a backdoor on it.

        > continues lying
        every single fricking time. what delusional and moronic communist.
        https://web.archive.org/web/20180512022347/http://www.poconorecord.com/news/20180511/second-monroe-defendant-sentenced-in-furry-sex-case
        this is a board for straight white men, not communist child sex offenders. go back, xiang.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mid-level (and above) NSA employees have access to the Utah Data Center.
        source?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Where did she even get these?
      It says right there, she stole government property. She stole government dick pics and the FBI wanted them back.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these are the same morons who held onto eternalblue under the delusional belief that no one else would exploit their backdoors

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I end all my important documents with a plan to blow up federal buildings. If my harddrive crashes, I'm just gonna FOIA them back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FBI, open up!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wish I could get a copy of those 16 mil dickpics

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Encrypt your drive
    >No cloud
    >No proprietary spyware
    >Gnooh/Loonix
    >Don't take pictures of your dick (no one what to see your ugly meat)
    Not my problemo amigos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your drive
      We have a backup of a master key
      >>No cloud
      We have all your emails, texts, calls and messages
      >>No proprietary spyware
      There is proprieraty firmware in the CPU and motherboard

      Codebase is subverted with many backdoors, like xz
      >>Don't take pictures of your dick (no one what to see your ugly meat)
      Hidden camera in public bathrooms

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You won't do shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They must be drowning in tons and tons of useless data. What’s the point? Even if they had an AI sorter, it would be impossible to know what is good and what is bad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They've spent decades working that problem. It's pretty much a nonissue. The data collection happens at the internet backbone exchanges and their physical routers.

          Doesn't matter if your exchange is p2p or encrypted over TOR. If you did something over the internet there is a record of it in some form even if not readily identifiable. The record of it lasts your entire lifespan at least.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They are just storing it and figuring that part out later.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >We have a backup of a master key
        i used trng to gen it moron
        >We have all your emails, texts, calls and messages
        i have no friends
        >There is proprieraty firmware in the CPU and motherboard
        i use talos II and heads booted x230
        >Codebase is subverted with many backdoors, like xz
        i use seL4
        >Hidden camera in public bathrooms
        i dont leave my house

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i used trng to gen it moron
          The algorithms are backdoored, read about Dual_EC_DRBG moron

          >i have no friends
          This is to track you, not your friends. All online purchases are in email and all movements are tracked by cellular carriers

          >i use talos II and heads booted x230
          >i use seL4
          This is millions lines of code, you surely haven't reviewed every line. Just 1 small typo in C code can enable a backdoor.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The algorithms are backdoored, read about Dual_EC_DRBG moron
            thats not what trng is, trng is not software and is sourcing entropy from nature dumb frick
            >This is to track you, not your friends. All online purchases are in email and all movements are tracked by cellular carriers
            i dont buy stuff online and i dont have a cell phone, neither do i have email lmao
            >This is millions lines of code, you surely haven't reviewed every line. Just 1 small typo in C code can enable a backdoor.
            seL4 is 10k lines of code i have read all of it and made my own replica as per its spec

            its time to retire your fud gramps

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >crossing out the name on a public article
    What?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because her name is "Hilary Wang" since this is a joke article.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's fake anon

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you watch a dickpic every second it would take you half a year to see all 16m

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She had the ultimate goon hypno vr cave where she could watch 24 per second all at once

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >top secret clearance
    >rubber stamp that verifies you're cucked by Israel
    what's the difference? she was probably checking which dicks were circumcised to report back to the IDF

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute. Are you guys telling me that the stuff I upload to my private cloud storage on OneDrive isn't actually private?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      depends, was that stuff your privates?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Charged for 14 years
    >by Hasan
    Fake and ghey

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But /adv/ told me that women don't want dick pics...

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, it's that common for people to have pictures of their dick on their phone or computer? WHY!??? I can understand people storing porn, and a few ones exchanging sexy pictures of themselves, but sixteen million is a LOT.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sixteen million is a LOT.
      >16,000,000

      >Earths population
      >8,000,000,000
      Drop in the ocean, kid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >8,000,000,000
        Less than half of that is male, less than half of that even has internet access, less than half of that is at an age where they would take such a pic. It's basically 2-4% of the population if they are all unique (including yours probably)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be eighteen to post here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do normies really take dick pics? Why do they do this? I never taken one at all so glowBlack folk will never be able to find one of mine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do normies really take dick pics? Why do they do this? I never taken one at all so glowBlack folk will never be able to find one of mine

      Tell me you have a small dick without telling me you have a small dick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People with dicks longer than 6" take a lot of pictures of their dick because it makes up a substantial part of their personality.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >personality
        You misspelled "ego".

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >personality
        You misspelled "ego".

        buttmad dicklets

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brain size is inversely proportional to dick size

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously the poor guy had so much regret having lost his dick to pretend being a woman that he lost his mind and became obsessed with pictures of men who still have their dick. I blame this "trans right" shit for pushing mentally ill men to transition instead of following a psychiatric therapy. How many of these mentally ill people end up committing suicide or crimes because they did not get the help they needed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like the type who needs help, anon

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OK?
    It's not as if dicks are not that pleasing to look a- oh, I forgot, I'm hetero.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NSA is stealing your dick pics
    The memes are writing themselves.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really believe AES-128 is secure? Why build satellite ground stations all over the world if everything they receive is encrypted.
    The five eyes are watching, listening, reading everything you say and do.

    Cattle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when i do espionage my handler makes me use one-time pad systems

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's not secure, like every shit NSA approved they have a backdoor on it.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do they get these and why do they (The NSA) want millions of ugly dick pics?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NSA trannies all chopped off their wieners as you can see in the article so this is the most natural form of male genitalia they will ever see again

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same shit when you store your stuff on google drive, some Indian employee is browsing it for fun in free time.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I fall out of a window it wasnt suicide.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many dick pics there are at any given time in the world

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine identifying 16M american males by dickpic, what nsa employee be, a gloryhole madam or what

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SIXTEEN MEGADICKS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      over 9000 penises

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
    Looks like you've been had.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mass replier
    >tranime
    kys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tranime
      You seem to be mad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm mad >:(

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my dick pic is government property

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >theft of government property
      That's the much more concerning part.

      >Took this many (You)s to point that out
      Jesus Christ IQfy

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I've been collecting porn since 2008 and I still don't have that many pictures of anything.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly fake news

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fake nudes

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    smoke cigarettes or cigars

    keeps the blood flowing
    when your body starts to shut down

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the government o at least she will got to jail for it. Imagine how much shit the private sector has with 0 accountability.
    That's why the US government is mostly in the private sector now.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, Apple has a very safe and secure method of storing your pics.
    https://www.macrumors.com/2024/05/15/ios-17-5-bug-deleted-photos-reappear/

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This thread shows little of IQfy does basic research before bumping shit threads.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IQfy is effectively just a computer support themed shitposting board. Who cares about facts?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cloudgays don't back up their data. They should commit sudoku at this point.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    least deranged fujoshi

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >charged for 14 years

    GOOD MORNING SAAR

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At this point they should just use AI to write shit. I've been seeing typos on all kinds of news sites lately, people are normalizing moronation and hiring illiterate fricks that can't spell and do their job properly.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see the problem, the woman likes dicks. Why would they raid her because of that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nevermind, she stole it using the nsa proprietary malware they use to spy on us when they target us, which they only do when they investigate you if they have to.

      Frick that b***h.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dick pics
    Remember, photographs of genitalia are unnatural and elicit a response that you're only supposed to have when you see them in person. They're neural poison.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's only disturbing if the collection was highly curated. Unsorted dick pics just make them a hoarder, no big deal.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Unauthorized removal and retention of classified material
    >Dick picks
    ????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      those dicks are now government property

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    80% of my cloud storage is quite literally the instructions for how to make methamphetamine along with pictures of capybaras

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    um source?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      here you go:
      https://www.poconorecord.com/story/news/crime/2018/05/11/second-monroe-defendant-sentenced-in/12256946007/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > posts completely fake story
        > op literally is a fricking Black person

        [...]
        [...]
        > continues lying
        every single fricking time. what delusional and moronic communist.
        https://web.archive.org/web/20180512022347/http://www.poconorecord.com/news/20180511/second-monroe-defendant-sentenced-in-furry-sex-case
        this is a board for straight white men, not communist child sex offenders. go back, xiang.

        if they both lost a bit of weight they'd be pretty cute.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unintelligent eyes, unintelligent nose

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fake and gay

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's good to see we've all got our national priorities straight
    https://odysee.com/@Realfake_Newsource:9/8.20-002-021:b

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FYI IF YOU LOOK THIS UP THE SOURCE IS A SITE SITE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SATIRE SITE*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Satyre sight

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >your dick pic is government property
    I feel more violated by this to be honest.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >news article
    >censoring the name

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you want to be known as the guy who stole all those dicks?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SO THIS IS THE POWER OF

    DICK PICS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      send me urs 🙂

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >16 milli dick pics
    I wonder how many of those she was posting to blue boards

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She recognizes my bulge !

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frickem all

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I understood that reference

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    based charls carrol quoter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where is charls now

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's alot of dicks

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >entertainment section
    >author "Hasan"
    Don't you idiots recognize satire when you see it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. Now frick off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol what a butthurt homosexual
        What you gonna do if I don't frick off, internet tough guy?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'll take a blunt children's pair of scissors and decapitate you with it. And yes, it'll probably take hours.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You'll cry alone in your room because mommy didn't get you enough tendies to keep you fatty little bodyweight up.
            You're like a little girl lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yet you haven't posted your address. Curious.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can find me in your mom's bed. Just come on in, she's not shy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know where she lives. Why don't you post her address, and then I can get rid of you both?

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is that news?
    is it illegal to have dick pics?

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know none of this is real or whatever but 16M isn't that much. Imagine how many pics you'd have if you constantly scrapped IQfy for like 3 months. How many CP pics would you scoop up in the process?

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek
    ecker if he was a she

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so did she get away with it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the landwhales on reddit who say dickpicks are sexual assault were just using wishing thinking, huh.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao you dumb Black folk. How do you think the fappening happened? it wasn't hackers, that was just NSA trying to cover up something that would have buried them.

    They accidently leaked all the celeb nudes and videos to normalgays through incompetence and then blamed it on 4chin hackers. And for some reason all the morons took the bait and ran with it. Anyone with a brain knew what really happened.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What has IQfy come to.

    Back in the day we would've been the ones to tell that dumb 10 year old to cut his dick off, and we would've relished in the OC that would've generated. We would've told him to finish the job and to an hero.

    And now? Telling kids to cut their dicks off is ebul and trannisque. When the frick did the moralgays take over, and how many of them do I need to murder to win? Asking for a friend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do it once, because it's funny
      >It's funny, laugh about it
      Is not the same as
      >Convince yourself that doing so is the right thing to do
      >Convince other people to do so en masse
      >Screech that you must be permitted or something something bigotry
      >This becomes a systemic, societal issue, that will unfortunately culminate in the loss of rights for gays and well meaning non moronic troons, entirely because of the actions of the majority of troons

      The biggest difference is we never would have deluded ourselves into thinking it was the right thing to do, that's what makes you a Black person

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man, that's a lot of cope.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was there, Black person, you guys selectively forget gamergate as though it wasn't basically the same as chanology, with corrupt buttholes fricking with journalism, you cucked, some of us remain

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Me too. Stay mad.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He implies and walks away
            Ok
            I'm trans btw, you will still never be a woman, and you are still responsible for all of this, enjoy the future you chose

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When was the last time you shaved your ass?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What, wanna see?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not answering the question

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >name censored on a public article

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are white people like this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, they have this ridiculous notion that law and order should exist, and so they criminalize everything because otherwise """""muh civilization""""" and """""rape gangs""""".

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So now we know. Some many millions of men in the US have horse wieners.

    It never even began

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >government property
    >originally stolen from citizens
    wow it's just like taxes

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, why not just go to reddit or something with their billions of dick pics posted every microsecond

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if someone else is already backing it up then why do I have to?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you want to not back up your dick?

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how they categorize them?

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aliens need dick picks
    penis envayyy

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NSA too busy getting everyones dickpics
    >CIA too busy with sissyhypno meditation trans-trance
    >FBI too busy being based
    FBI the only sane one here..

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