I just finished my first year of college and it sucked balls frfr.

I just finished my first year of college and it sucked balls frfr. I want to apply to some IT helpdesk jobs over the summer and possibly drop out if I land one. Would that goal be realistic with this resume? Anything I should improve on?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >independently developed a codecamp pajeet app

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you seriously think you know Java, Javascript and python at advanced levels?

      Yes.

      >social media app
      This is not advanced. That's beginner.

      market is pretty bad rn, you should just kys

      Not helping.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >basic b***h app any moron can build in half a day
        >claims advance knowledge in three languages
        >filler bullet points
        >didn't even take multi in high-school

        >Yes.
        AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Anyone who doesn't finish calculus 4, differential equations 2, and engineering physics 3 before the end of their freshman year is NOT gonna make it. This is the bare minimum. You SHOULD be able to solve this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I finished differential equations in year 6. You're behind.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was Laplace transforming in the crib.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I finished 22 peer reviewed articles covering the theoretical frontier of mathematics, computing, and chemistry with over 35,000 citations while I was still a sperm.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not OP but bullet points are default/common in resumes. Bothing wrong with his resume format at all

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    market is pretty bad rn, you should just kys

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >social media app
    This is not advanced. That's beginner.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you seriously think you know Java, Javascript and python at advanced levels?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How tf you can be a freshman in college and not have a great time??ypjh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't wanna talk about it. Please help me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you dont have advanced knowledge of 3 languages at 19. The only believable one is that you are a beginner at C. Your fluff and fakery is repulsive.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Your fluff and fakery is repulsive.
          To play devil's advocate, you're not the type of person behind hiring. Shaniqua at HR loves this shit because she's been conditioned by her environment to make positive associations between actual palpable bullshittery on digital paper and a good goy prime for hiring.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do, but that's not the focus of this thread. You're getting off topic. Help me sharpen my resume.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No you don't, start by being honest about your skillset

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was the resume of my last gay prostitute (minus the Apple internship). Not looking good OP

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know fastfood workers more qualified than you.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ffs just help me with my resume. I just need to get past HR at least. I don't wanna be stuck at this community college anymore. 4 year is supposed to be worse. I rather just enter the workforce.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you count as DEI hire?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I don't wanna be stuck at this community college anymore"
      >filtered by community college
      Holy fricking kek.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's so bad about it? just keep minimum attendance and show up for tests
      the garbage they teach in computer "engineering" courses today is so fricking easy you could ace everything if you just read K&R and SICP
      trust me waging for a low trust tech corp is that much worse
      wheres your repo btw buddy? we're instructed to throw resumes in the garbage bin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pro-Tip: Get a job doing something that isn't computers and keep computering as a hobby. It's a lot more fun and you won't burn out from work because you'll always have a hobby you enjoy waiting for you at home.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Might as well have said "Pro-Tip: Don't get a job."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been thinking about this honestly, I'm not into programming (only sometimes write some quick script shit with Python) but I love doing CTF stuff like, idk I always have a blast and enjoy myself doing this, it's like puzzle games 10x more fun and, I've been thinking on going for a career in cybersecurity but at the same time I just always have the fear that "will I even enjoy my hobby anymore if I make it as a professional?"
        can't think of any other career I'd like to get into tho honestly, thought about law school for a while but
        >college in 2024
        on top of that I'm in like, my mid 20s AND doing law school would just make me forever bond to this shithole country I live in, and I wanna get the hell out of here asap honestly
        any tips other than ending it anons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you expect actual advice when you make meme-tier claims like being advanced in 3 languages?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't OP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >had a 4.0 in high school
      >goes to a community college
      your story is fake

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically bragging about taking bc calc in high school
    the standard path for my high school was
    >geo
    >precalc
    >bc
    >multi
    and most kids ended up taking linear alg as well

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >@gmail.com
    into the trash it goes

    if you can't even set up a simple @my-last-name.com address (which can be done in 15 minutes) that just shows you have 0 practical knowledge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't a lot of places auto-filter unrecognized email domains on principle?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >on principle
        Which timeline do you think you're living in? The only people who do this would be major email providers like Google not "out of principle" but out of fear of being sued for conflict of interest.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Many organizations rely on cloud based email structures like Microsoft 365, so if they take your email in through this medium with said controls in effect then a good chance exists where the email is marked as spam. Companies are getting tired of Cathleen from HR clicking on phishing links for a nail salon discount, and this is one of the solutions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's it like being unemployed? Literally no recruiter cares about this kind of shit.

      I bought my-last-name.com domain and use it for my primary email and half the time it gets blocked because it's not on their email domain whitelist. I even have the /well-known configured properly for my mail server. I use my gmail for business purposes and it works fine.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I gurantee you dont know a single of those languages at an advanced level you brainded zoomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the advanced python level?
      when you import 50 libraries instead of 5?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you are the guy who wrote the library that hugely used libraries rely and depend on, that's a good indicator (any language)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the guy who wrote the python library wrote it in C not python
          or even worse he just wrote a wrapper around an existing C library

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you actually desire to enter the hellscape that is IT, you're gonna need to work on getting your comptia a+ and sec+. My recommendation is actually finish college instead because I despised IT.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not OP; also off-topic, but if I get the A+, Net+, Sec+, and CISSP (associate) do you think that will put me ahead when I apply for an IT job? I just turned 19 and my current job allows me to go for these certifications even though it doesn't pertain directly to what I actually do.
      >inb4 ceu hours and fees
      I don't care about renewal. I'm more interested in answers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still looking for answers to this if anyone has them.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isnt community college free or super cheap?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would you drop out for an IT helpdesk job you stupid monkey Black person? You'll be doing password resets all day every day for clueless users and hate life. That's jeet-tier work.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I crawled out of the womb learning Java with runescape private servers, like actual age 6 to 18 and it would be a stretch to say i had intermediate knowledge out of high school
    You need to tone down the hubris before you get stat checked

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I just finished my first year of college and it sucked balls frfr
    tough it out mate

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to stop caring about the classes and focus on obtaining the knowledge. I was in a similar position as you going to community college instead of 4 year university because I had a summer internship out of high school turn into a full time position, so I stayed at home so I could do both. I knew I was smart and a good student, so i compared myself to the other tards in my year-1 classes knowing they would soon be weeded out of the engineering program. This "I'm better than this" attitude gave me a pessimistic outlook on life and I made no friends in the classes that I had. I hated the school, the people around me, and myself to deciding to put myself thru it.

    I know community college sucks dick. The professors are aging boomers doing teaching for side cash and the student body is mostly mouth breathers or autistic weebs. Just suck it the frick up. Keep your head down, do your shit, and get your little piece of paper. You might not think you need a degree to get a good job, but trust me you do. If you think you'll go from helpdesk into a technical job any time soon, youre wrong. You're setting yourself up to work in a call center resetting auntie Ethel's iPad pin for 40 hours a week making 55k salary for the first 3-5 years of your career. And then if you somehow do make it into a sysadmin job you're still gonna have to learn everything that you would've in college any way.

    IT is such a wide field you need to always be learning. If I was a recruiter looking at your resume 5 years from now and I see you dropped out of college to work in a call center, the first thing I'm gonna think is "this guy isn't cut out for a lifetime of learning" and your resume is going in the trash. But if I see you completed one degree and are aiming for another, I'd hire you immediately

    Seriously just get your fricking degree

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh sorry did I say 55k? Yeah I meant 40k median for people without a degree.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do not drop out of college, 3 more years really isn't that long. The increase in pay, job quality and general opportunity you'll have with a degree will put you 10 years ahead of where you'd be if you drop out.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing to improve. Just keep sending your cv and go to interviews.
    The only thing suspicious is that you listed so many languages at an advanced level but didn't describe how you used advanced techniques to make any project.
    Being advanced doens't mean knowing about everything. It means using it extensively. For example, it doesn't matter if you studied everything about Promises in JS. We want to know how many programs have you written using Promises

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Market is rough right now. Just hope that it improves going into Senior year for internships + applications.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I'm abandoning this thread since I can't delete it. This entire thing was a mistake and all I got from it was people either being disrespectful or just pontificating about the importance of finishing college of all things. I should have went to reddit. seriously. All I want is resume advice, but that's apparently too much to ask for.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back and never return, homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What were you honestly expecting?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >highschool
    why are you such in a hurry to enter the workforce? just have fun in college and absorb all the knowledge that you can. If your parents are providing you financially take full advantage of it.

    You seem smart but you lack commitment, your customer support experience is a huge plus just finish your degree first and I have no doubt you'll land a comfy job.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're probably fine. i got my web dev job last year right out of college, no internships or work experience in anything ever, and my only projects were a javascript tic-tac-toe, a connect 5 ai, and an RSA implementation in c++. The only problem you really have is that you have no degree. That's pretty much the bare minimum nowadays, and I'm pretty sure your resume will just get instantly filtered 99% of the time if you don't have one, even for helpdesk jobs. I don't know what happened to you in college, but if it's just something homosexual like failing classes for no reason then it's better to get your act together and continue.

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