I need help writing a sexual text for a girl

I'm with a girl and things are heating up, we're past the stage of talking about sex in codes and metaphors and I think she's tired and wants me to say something for real, I wrote some things I would do to her but I don't know If it was good, maybe because I had feelings involved it wasn't very exciting, if any of the perverted writers here would like to help me and send me some phrases or short texts I would really appreciate it, basic stuff ok

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find diagrams more efficient for this kind of thing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      example ?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like the male twin from the rugrats is fricking chucky’s mom

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't say something "for real" then just meet up with her and do it for real.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I wrote some things I would do to her
    Post them and we'll tell you what we think. It's not like it's going to be specific enough for us to know who you are.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      After we kissed a lot I would start taking off your clothes.
      If the kisses didn't make you wet enough, I would suck you until you begged us to start having sex.
      I would stick my dick deep inside you, I would hold your hand and go very slowly, I know you are not used to this so I would do my best to make you comfortable.
      We will change positions a few times to make sure we get the most out of each other.
      After all that I would just turn on my side and sleep hahaha I would be very tired

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will be honest anon, this isn't great. You need to write this in a way that lets her imagine herself in this situation. Be more descriptive regarding the physical sensations when you touch each other, she doesn't want to just hear 'we will change positions a few times' lmao. The way you're writing it now is telling it too much from your perspective.

        Also, finishing an erotic message with 'I would then fall asleep immediately after nutting' is so bad it's hilarious

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also, your tenses are all fricked up. You switch from 'didn't' to 'would' to 'will'. Is English your first language?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok

          Also, your tenses are all fricked up. You switch from 'didn't' to 'would' to 'will'. Is English your first language?

          no

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to learn English first. She will block you if you send her this.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        my fricking god

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot
        "And then the sex begins."

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dont say what you will do bro, tell her what you want to do. This conveys the sexy thing and shows her how you miss and long for her. Also you dont want to talk a big game youll have to live up to.

        Example:
        I want you, (name).
        I want you here with me so I can grab your beautiful face and kiss your perfect lips. I want to rip your shirt open and kiss down your belly and bite the insides of your thighs.
        I need you baby, I need you here with me, I need to hear you breathing hard down my neck while I explore your gorgeous body. I want to make you open up to me in all ways.

        Something like that man, romantic.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I want to grab your face
          >romantic

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haha they like that. Its like the kiss of death.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was good, thank you

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the worst sexting I've ever read my God homie

        I'm an actual sex haver and this is what I do
        >I want to frick you
        >want to come over

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro...you just sound like a homosexual. Her pussy will dry up and she won't see you as masculine anymore if you send that shit. Watch some Fresh and Fit to learn how to handle women.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very bad, I will be honest. Lacks sensuality and most importantly, seduction. Men tend to have a habit of getting it up and then going "ok start sex", which, if you're trying to get someone excited who isnt right there with you, then that kind of approach just doesnt work. There's nothing sexy about it. What you need more of is words that express and convey at least a little passion. Things like want, and need. Desire. Tenderness, and taste. Scent. "We'll kiss a lot" this doesnt tell her where. Be specific, use your words properly. Where do you think she wants it? While you did that, what would you do with your free hands? They'd roam as you caressed her, right? Where? If you mention rubbing, in what way? Slow and in a circular motion, right? Replace "I would" with "I want to"s, then remove "we'll change positions a few times" and say something more along the lines of how there are so many ways that you want her instead. idk. Write more from the perspective of trying to turn her on and not from the perspective of you thinking about what you want.

        Gonna slap your ass because you've been a bad girl
        Gonna push my wiener into your throat till your see stars
        Gonna torture your clit till you have trouble holding on to consciousness
        Then frick you like a pneumatic drill ripping up Mother Earth
        Then smear my cum all over your make-up
        Better prepare, b***h

        Awful

        Dont say what you will do bro, tell her what you want to do. This conveys the sexy thing and shows her how you miss and long for her. Also you dont want to talk a big game youll have to live up to.

        Example:
        I want you, (name).
        I want you here with me so I can grab your beautiful face and kiss your perfect lips. I want to rip your shirt open and kiss down your belly and bite the insides of your thighs.
        I need you baby, I need you here with me, I need to hear you breathing hard down my neck while I explore your gorgeous body. I want to make you open up to me in all ways.

        Something like that man, romantic.

        Beautiful, I'd love this so listen to him

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        "I gaze into your eyes, pools of (insert colour here). If only I could dive into them, swimming forever. Your porcelain skin, delicate and fair, the way you smile, pure and innocent. My heart yearns to be with you, the scent of us in singular physical connection drives me crazy. I want to suck your tender nipples, lick the sweat of your salty skin, grasp and grasp you, pulling you closer until that moment of ecstacy, the bond which can never be broken,
        Gurl, LGBNAF."
        There's a nice schlocky passage, you can leave or take the Ice-T.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's better if the things you write aren't too good. As long as she's horny for you, she'll be happy with anything, but girls are coomers too, and can get hooked on quality content easily. If your sexting is too high level, they literally stop talking about anything else and become sex obsessed, which gets rather boring after a while.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, the metaphors I was using were high level and she kept pushing to see how far I would go, eventually I had to de-escalate a little

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have dommy chinese mommy gf
    >been dating for a bit
    >we normally just chat normally because her English isn't great
    >decide to be cute one night and hit her with the ol' eggplant emoji 'cause it's time to be her pusy/foot slave
    >spend the next 10 minutes explaining what I was trying to convey with the eggplant emoji
    >she understands
    >go and be her pusy/foot slave
    I miss her so much, it hurts.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Open bob dear
    You beautiful vagino I kiss 5 minute
    My penus 15 inch satisfy
    Ok rape you tomorro

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to be an adult to use this site.
    no adult would post such a request

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women get off on power scenarios. Use snapchat. So you dont die of embarrasment. Go into lots of detail on a certain scenario. And lots of detail. Roleplay kind of stuff.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her she needs to eat all the eggs.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I know where your genitals are

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually make them extremely crude and unpredictable. Eventually you’ll enter a Zen state where everything just flows naturally and you won’t have to think about what to say.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm crying, this is the funniest thread I've seen in a while. If you're serious op, just ask her to come over and "watch a movie" or if it's late on a weeknight or something and you're texting, ask what she'd want to do if you two were together then, stuff like that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      also, before you have sex, you'll want to jack off beforehand so you can don't cum as fast and she won't think you're bad at sex, you seem rather inexperienced so I wanted to drop this in case you were unfamiliar

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a meme. What you’re actually supposed to do is have practice sex with one of her friends earlier in the day to prepare for the main thing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember doing this before my first time then not being able to stay hard.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't need to do this if you're a porn addict lol. Sex won't make you cum fast.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Listen here buttercup, I'm going to get a PhD in plumbing and become a professor of passion after my thirty seconds of this ecstasy rollercoaster
    yw

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Your shirt looks very becoming on you. But if I were you, I'd be coming on your shirt.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    open bob vagene

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna slap your ass because you've been a bad girl
    Gonna push my wiener into your throat till your see stars
    Gonna torture your clit till you have trouble holding on to consciousness
    Then frick you like a pneumatic drill ripping up Mother Earth
    Then smear my cum all over your make-up
    Better prepare, b***h

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feel me feel you.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h I'm finna kill you. With love

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How am I the first one to make a Cyrano joke ITT?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that drunken gibberish or something? I can't read a word of that shit, nephew.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Send her a dick pic instead

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